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Chapter 345: Get married first or get a certificate first?

Judging from the title of the film, "A Chinese Journey to the West", I thought it had something to do with "A Chinese Journey to the West". In fact, this movie is about a science fiction story about aliens!

"The Fairy Tale" spoofed the classic story of "Wu Song murders his sister-in-law" in "Water Margin". Sun Li played the beautiful and charming "Pan Jinlian" and staged a sadistic "unethical love" with Zheng Zhongji. At the same time, Wu Song in the original work, in this The drama uses the pseudonym "Mao Song" and is starred by Ekin Cheng.

Hu Ge even has a role in it, making a guest appearance as an alien.

There is no illogical plot direction, exaggerated and artificial performances, and so-called jokes based on mocking the audience's IQ. This is a bad movie that bridges the gap between ancient and modern times, genres, beauty and ugliness. It bridges the gap between inferiority and inferiority. The boundary between stupidity and style is beyond the standard!

Let alone going to the cinema, even if I play this bad movie on my computer and fast-forward it three times, I won’t be in the mood to watch it.

So three days after it was released, the film had a bad reputation and was immediately removed from the market!

Just when some viewers thought that this year's Spring Festival movies would be like this, "Blooming Heart" is here. Ning Hao, the director of the Crazy series, joins hands with the popular Oscar-nominated Gu Zhongyu + top comedy star Huang Bo!

Before it was released, the trailer had already become a hot spot for publicity on Weibo and major websites. With the road comedy + literary romance as its selling point, countless young men and women had already booked movie tickets and were ready to rush to the cinema!

Anyway, by the time Gu Zhongyu returns home on New Year's Eve, the Internet is already flooded with news about "Blissful Heart".

“The first half had mediocre laughs and I thought it was a cliche movie, but the second half got better and better. There were a few scenes that really made me laugh until my stomach hurt. After I got home, I found that the smile muscles on my face were a little sore. Maybe it was because I hadn’t seen them for a long time. Are you laughing like this? The most rare thing is that as a commercial film, this film also explores some issues that directly touch the hearts of modern people, such as how men can have sex. It is a hundred times better than the similar theme "We Will Never See You Again"... …”

"The satire of literary dogs, killers, one-night stands, and hook-ups make this movie enough to watch. Ning Hao can express relatively complex emotions in popular plots. This is not easy. The whole team is full of energy. Gu Your comedy performance is pretty good, I give it a 7."

"This year's domestic comedy film not to be missed in theaters, Gu Zhongyu and Huang Bo are a high-low combination. It's really imaginable that the nephew takes his uncle to hunt for beauty! Similar to "囧", a family-themed narrative mixed with laughter and tears, Gu Zhongyu It should be based on the successful experience of "囧囧". But more than that, the exquisitely polished script, beautiful shots, and the wonderful way of disrupting time and space and weaving two non-parallel main narratives make this film feel exciting at the end. It’s a strong pleasure to watch the movie, and I’ll give it an eight out of 10 overall review!”

In addition to film critics and general publicity, many media have given it "the best road comedy movie in history", "a good movie that is good to watch, listen to, cry and laugh at", "finally we have a domestically produced modern version of a healing movie", etc. commend.

As for movies, there are examples of small and large films, but definitely not many.

Gu Zhongyu looked at Tang Yixin happily. He didn't know why. Since the last time he ate secretly, Gu Zhongyu felt that Tang Yixin had become more beautiful and his smile was sweeter. So while Dayunzi was away, he came over again. Take care of others!

The filming of "Blissful" only cost RMB 40 million, but its promotional expenses have already reached RMB 60 million!

Tang Yixin asked excitedly. This is her best work since her debut. Although she is not the heroine, she can still be regarded as the second heroine.

"I hope there will be a film rating system in China soon, so that we can keep out the laughing children in the theater; this movie is full of "Holy shit, I'm going to fuck you.", hookups, car sex, entertainment clubs, and more It’s a scary movie about a female artist who runs alone to the Erhai Lake and shouts, “Ignore me, let me die alone.” How many 10-year-olds must be taught a bad way? Who wrote the line “Jia Peng, I like you very much” at the end of the film? , I like you so much too!"

"But I still find it a bit unbelievable!" The major websites are overwhelmingly promoting it, and the popularity and topics are even more lively than the previous box office champion "Thailand"

According to the publicity strategy formulated by the Zongheng Publicity Department, this price will continue to rise, and it is estimated that it will eventually reach around 100 million!

It’s not too distressing, because the local cultural and tourism department in Yunnan paid almost 40 million. After all, this movie is to promote Dali tourism. They were very happy after seeing the reputation of the premiere and the rising popularity. They added more investment and said that money is not a problem, and they can add more, as long as they can promote our Dali style to the whole country!

“The main thing is to do a good job in publicity!”

Of course, there will be some discord in the release. A few media said that the film was very average, especially the Southern Metropolis Daily, which directly said that the film is a soft porn film disguised as a comedy!

Gu Zhongyu didn't care. No matter what they said, they couldn't stop the surging momentum of "Blissful Heart"!

"The momentum is huge! It seems that our film is going to set a box office record for domestic films again!" After returning to Yanjing, Tang Yixin looked at her phone with some excitement. Next to her was Gu Zhongyu, who had entered a sage state.

"It's not bad, as expected, it should only get a billion in box office, it's a joke!"

But Paramount, the company behind it, spent almost $10 million on promotion!

The movie theater chain has given enough space to the movie theaters. Basically all the movie theater entrance posters are showing "Blissful Heart", which accounts for 35% of the movie schedules. It came from behind and overshadowed the currently showing "Havoc in Heaven".

"At this time, the first-day box office results are almost out. What are they?"

In fact, for movie promotion, the most important thing is to spend money!

Many movie fans are talking about the small investment and big return. "The Ghost Story" has achieved a box office revenue of over 1 million with a cost of more than US dollars, which is a miracle!

Sure enough, the legend in the industry is right. Regardless of gender, as long as they hook up with Gu Zhongyu, they can reach new heights in their careers. Zhang Ruoyun is the same as her.

"Let me ask Jiang Shuying."

Many people in the industry also took the initiative. Star colleagues who did not come to the premiere basically chose to book the show to express their support. However, Liu Yufei booked 20 shows by herself. However, according to rumors, she didn’t show much interest after watching the movie. happy.

Gu Zhongyu dialed the phone.

After a while, he closed the phone with a serious expression.

"One hundred and fifty million!" "Take the young master?"

Tang Yixin could not believe her ears, 150 million? Or the first-day box office?

Just a few years ago, if a movie could achieve a box office of 150 million from its release to release, it would have to be celebrated with a celebration party. Now it can actually achieve such a box office on the first day. This domestic film market The growth rate is simply jaw-dropping!

"Then our movie this time is guaranteed to be worth over 1 billion?" Tang Yixin was so excited that she didn't even notice that the quilt had slipped and exposed her.

Gu Zhongyu lowered his head and took a look. It was indeed certain that Tang Yixin was good in every aspect, but her figure was average and not as round as Qianqian.

Gu Zhongyu said with a smile: "The final box office revenue depends on two factors. The first is the reputation of the movie, and the second is the competitors. Looking at the reaction of the media and the audience, we know that the reputation of our movie is definitely not a problem; Let’s talk about our competitors. “Where Are We Going, Dad” has a limited audience and won’t have much room for growth. “Strategy of the Ex” is not a concern. “The Fairy Tale” is a super bad movie and has almost no impact on us. The entire Spring Festival period has also Only "Havoc in Heaven" may have a certain impact on us."

"That's why Dayunzi and his team's "Macau" will be released in December, and "Blooming Heart" will be released in advance. You are such a thief!" Tang Yixin finally understood.

"Haha, these are some basic strategies. At that time, I saw that the movies announced for the Spring Festival were not very good, and there was no threat from Hollywood blockbusters. At that time, I was determined to make "Blissful" a movie!"

"If this growth rate continues, 2 billion is very possible, so be mentally prepared!"

"Two...two billion?"

Tang Yixin was a bit incoherent. The movie had a good box office and would greatly benefit the careers of every actor who participated in it. In the future, he would be able to ask for more money than others in public notices.

A man's charm is enhanced by his career. It's no wonder that there are so many female celebrities pestering Gu Zhongyu. After all, she has not been able to control it herself. She also doesn't know if Yaya in the same group has been involved by Gu Zhongyu. According to his urine, the possibility It’s also huge!

Tang Yixin always comforts herself in this way: The reason why I maintain this immoral relationship with Gu Zhongyu is for the future of Dayunzi and I. Even if my boyfriend finds out one day, he will definitely forgive me!

"Okay, have you rested enough? You can chop another one-piece horse and let me see..."

Gu Zhongyu couldn't have no feelings for Tang Yixin, but desire must come first, so... Gu Zhongyu now stood up and pedaled the bicycle that Dayunzi was reluctant to ride!

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Putting work aside, during the Spring Festival of 2014, as usual, Gu Zhongyu took Zhang Zilin to his father's house to celebrate the New Year. However, after he arrived, he discovered that Zhang Zilin's parents were also here.

Looking at Zhang Zilin who was looking around but not looking at him, Gu Zhongyu knew that this must have been arranged by Zhang Daniu!

In fact, the parents of the two families have met in private, but this is the first time that the two young people are present. Needless to say, they must be here to urge the marriage.

Facing several old people who asked Gu Zhongyu about when he planned to get married, Gu Zhongyu was sweating profusely. The scumbag's heart was very fragile, and what he couldn't bear the most was this kind of forced marriage scene.

Zhang Zilin took the initiative to help him out: "Oh! Zhong Yu is currently on the rise in his career. Don't make things difficult for him!"

"No matter how important your career is, you must have a family!" Zhang Zilin's father is a soldier and has an upright temper. Gu Zhongyu laughed when he saw it, "Xiao Gu! Tell the truth, when do you plan to marry Zilin?"

Dad Gu Tiejun also echoed: "That's right, my girl is also thirty this year, how can I keep spending time with you? I must give an accurate time!"

"Actually, Zhong Yu told me a long time ago that instead of holding the wedding, we plan to get the certificate next year and save the banquet for later!" At this point, Zhang Zilin secretly touched Gu Zhong Yu's arm with her elbow, signaling for his cooperation. own rhetoric.

This...isn't this right?

Gu Zhongyu wanted to say something, but when he saw his father's fiery eyes and Zhang Zilin's father's still dissatisfied expression, he held back his words!

Forget it, just get the certificate first. Anyway, I didn’t say where to get it... When the time comes, I will take Zhang Daniu to register overseas. No one will know that he is married!

The happiest person was Xiao Douding. When she heard that Gu Zhongyu was about to get a marriage certificate, she cheered: "Yeah, yeah! My second uncle is getting married and he's going to give me a red envelope!"

"Why should I give you a red envelope when I get married?" Gu Zhongyu asked.

Zhang Zilin blinked at him: "Because I was joking with Xiao Douding before, and let her be the flower girl when we get married. I said she would get red envelopes, but I didn't expect that she would still think about it!"

Before that...when did you start planning?

After settling this important matter, several elderly people were very happy. Gu Tiejun also brought out the fine wine that he had collected for many years to celebrate. Everyone had a dinner together around the Eight Immortals Table, and then came to the mahjong session, which is the favorite part of the Chinese New Year.

My father and future father-in-law think playing mahjong is boring, Gu Zhongyu has no interest, and his eldest brother has never played mahjong. This year, my mother, sister-in-law, and mother and daughter Zhang Zilin will take the stage.

So the four of them sat on the sofa in the living room and watched the Spring Festival Gala.

Gu Tiejun rarely recognized his son's performance this year. After all, in the eyes of the older generation, as long as he can win awards abroad, no matter what they are, it is a good thing to bring glory to the country.

Tell me earlier!

If winning awards can make you recognize me, when I first established Zongheng, I first went abroad to buy a bunch of pheasant awards to show off.

Father Zhang only paid attention to sketches when watching the Spring Festival Gala, and his favorite was Uncle Benshan. However, after learning that Uncle Benshan would not be included in this year’s Spring Festival Gala, he immediately felt uninterested. Gu Tiejun is a loyal supporter and die-hard fan of the Spring Festival Gala. His exact words Watching the Spring Festival Gala has become a habit of mine, and it feels really uncomfortable not to watch it!

In fact, judging from the lineup of this Spring Festival Gala, which one of Feng Xiaogang, Zhang Guoli, Feng Jicai, and Zhao Baogang is not a powerful figure in their respective fields?

(End of this chapter)