Failed to show off wealth, relying on talent to become popular in the entertainment industry

Chapter 269 The Birth of the Armless Maniac

The program team's room card was a bit weak. 1902 spent a long time swiping the door but it still didn't open. Sun Honglei glanced at Yan Ming in disgust, "Are you guys bad? You can't even open the room card."

Since the key card doesn't work, we can only use the most traditional way of opening the door - knocking on the door.

As a great country and a land of etiquette, China has etiquette when it comes to knocking on doors.

Knocking lightly requires concentration and rhythm.

Generally speaking, three taps is more appropriate.When knocking on the door, tap the door with your knuckles. The sound should be clear and loud to convey a friendly message.

Of course, this etiquette does not apply to bandits, so Sun Honglei started knocking with passion.

"Who?"

The voice coming from the room was a bit confusing, and it was hard to tell whose voice it was, but it was a man anyway.

“house keeping”

Sun Honglei clamped his throat and shouted in a high-pitched voice.

The door of 1902 opened slowly, and Teacher Huang Lei walked out in a daze with half-closed eyes.
Then she was kissed wildly and violently against her will!
Sun Honglei hugged Huang Lei's face and kissed him!

Huang Lei woke up instantly
The most speechless thing is that Sun Honglei specially put on lipstick, and Huang Lei's face is full of big lip marks. If a photo is taken now and secretly sent to Teacher Huang's wife, it will definitely trigger a fierce battle!
After cleaning up, Huang Lei started throwing darts, and coincidentally he also landed on the [Play music on mobile phone] option.

"It's too close. Move farther away and I'll try again."

Sun Honglei obediently took it back and asked, "Why do you have to start over?"

Huang Lei: "You also chose [playing music on your mobile phone] at that time, and you chose it again."

Sun Honglei:щ(Дщ)
"how do you know?!"

Huang Lei: "We have different intelligences"

Sun Honglei: (*T_T*)
Huang Lei: "There are several eyes on it, you are stupid!"

Laughing, Huang Lei found a satisfactory way to wake up, and then ran towards 2201 happily.

Luo Xiaozhu is a very hard-working Wanwan artist who knows how to manage his time.He was very happy to receive the invitation from "Ultimate FHM" this time!

Because the director had told him who the big names would be as guests on this show, and there was no script, so he had a lot of room for free expression. In fact, he, Luo Xiaozhu, has a great sense of variety shows. Wouldn’t he be like a fish in water and be able to do a good job? Teach those big guys how to play variety shows.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with Xiaozhu's idea, because he has also hosted the Wanwan Variety Show and often teases the guests on the show. As far as he knows, the big names on the show, except Su Bai, seem to be movie and TV stars. , participating in variety shows is relatively rare.

Thinking about it this way, he should be the one who is better at doing variety shows to achieve results among these people. Is this reasonable?
However.
The little pig who still fantasizes about teaching a lesson to all the bosses was woken up by Huang Lei's mouthful of water on the first morning.
Squirtle biu, biu~
To be fair, luckily Xiaozhu doesn't have any anger at waking up. This is really a way that normal people would get angry.
With a wry smile, I wiped off the water on my face that I didn't know was mineral water or saliva.
The little pig cleaned up and ran to the next victim.
I don’t know why, but these people all seem to have a special liking for kissing. It’s understandable that Su Bai wants this kind of method of waking up. After all, Yan Ming lied to him that they were all beautiful female stars.
But Sun Honglei's unfinished thoughts and Luo Xiaozhu's full of expectations are terrifying.
Especially when Luo Xiaozhu's prey is still Huang Bo.

Su Bai just went back to his room to cry. Anyone who could follow him would probably be able to bow to Luo Xiaozhu!
What a variety show spirit!
Just that face of Brother Bo, that old face that was as pitted as the mud ditch in the village!

Luo Xiaozhu can even swallow it!
And they kissed him more than a dozen times despite Bo Ge’s constant resistance!

The staff member who laughed out loud laughed out loud again. Luo Xiaozhu is really a warrior!

After being insulted, Brother Bo was disheveled, his hair was messy, and the lip marks on his face had become flakes.
Brother Bo seemed a little overwhelmed and shy.

Most likely Bo's wife has never invaded him so rudely.
Brother Piggy is so high!
After Luo Xiaozhu explained the rules to Huang Bo, Brother Bo asked, "So I'm going to call the next person now?"

Piggy nodded.

"Are you going to be as disgusting as you just now?"

The little girl who laughed out loud and screamed like a crazy goose, here we call her Goose Girl for short.

Xiaozhu: "Not necessarily, it depends on what you hit. I was spit out by Huang Lei just now, which is even more disgusting to say."

So 5 minutes later, the big squirrel Wang Xun was woken up by his hair being plucked out!

Wang Xun covered his crotch. Oh no, he covered his leg hair and looked at the lipstick-faced Huang Bo in front of him, wearing a mask of pain, and fell into deep thought.
Logically speaking, Wang Xun was already the last guest, but Yan Ming still smiled and gave him a room card and asked him to go through the entire process and go to 1202.

I have to praise the program team, they are still very principled in doing things, and the one-stop service must give you a good experience.

"Feel at Home"

Wang Xun entered 1202 smoothly. He opened the quilt and took a squirt of water, only to find that there was a pillow inside. When he was about to ask what was going on, he was caught by a sack that fell from the sky!
Two men in black wearing V for Vendetta masks held him down from behind and kidnapped him.

His skills are so proficient that he doesn’t look like he’s just started in this industry.

When it was broadcast later, the audience in the barrage also happily called for checking these two men.

At the same time, everyone else was also taken away by the men in black, except
A certain reckless man with martial arts skills.
Su Bai looked at the two men in black who were turned over in front of him and fell into deep thought.
He helped them up with a bit of self-reproach, "Well, I'm sorry, brother, I really didn't know you were from the show team, I will connect your arms now."

"The main thing is, you suddenly attacked from behind and you didn't say a word, I thought."

"Click" "Click" "Okay, I thought some gangsters were really attacking me."

The two men in black were on the verge of tears of pain. Fortunately, they wore masks and retained the last trace of dignity.

This wave of directors must pay more!

I’ve never heard of someone who has to have his arms removed to be an NPC who binds people!

This is too bullying!
After convincing the two aggrieved men in black, Su Bai obediently put on a sack and was taken away by the two men in black.

The two men in black were determined not to have physical contact with him this time, and were only willing to take him away by the hem of his clothes.

The picture is extremely funny, and it has a sense of déjà vu as T-BAG was being pulled by Xiao Shou in "Prison Break".

The six guests were taken into the car one after another and driven to their respective initial locations.

Some people were silent and some were nervous in the car.

After asking a few questions to the people in black around me but getting no response, everyone fell into silence and waited quietly to reach their destination.

Only one talkative person.
"Hey, little brother, how about two dollars?"

"Where are we going?"

"Can I have breakfast? Let me tell you, breakfast is very important. If you don't eat breakfast, you will easily get digestive system diseases, and it will also easily lead to decreased immunity, gallstones and so on!"

"Let me tell you, I eat three meals regularly. I really can't do it without breakfast!"

"Xiaolongbao is also okay? One bite at a time. I eat quickly and don't waste time. Really."

"Hey, are there any breakfast shops passing by on the road? I can't see them. Seriously, give me some breakfast."

"Let me tell you, if you don't let me eat breakfast, you are harming my health. This is slow killing!"

"Dough-fried dough sticks are also okay? Fried dough sticks!"

"It's okay if you give me a piece of bread to put on the table. I didn't take my mobile phone. You guys paid for it for me. Can I pay you double the amount after the program is recorded?"

"Hey, I'm telling you, if you don't give me food, I'm going to sue you. Have you heard of Lawyer Luo San? Our Queen's Lawyer can really give it to you!"

"I want you two to say something. I'm so hungry now! I want to eat!"

5 minutes later
Su Bai swallowed the food and finally closed his mouth with satisfaction, quietly reminiscing about the xiaolongbao he had obtained through verbal output, coercion, and inducement.

Really fragrant!

And two men in black have never been so afraid of a star!
I can't beat him again and again!I didn't dare to gag him, after all, he was really a star and a famous young master from a wealthy family.
His father Su Tianhua!
Oh shit!

It will no longer be Su Bai's mission to kill him!
No more money!
After a while, Su Bai could feel that it was completely bright even though he was wearing a hood, and then he was taken to the position by two men in black.

Man in black: "Count 100 times before taking off the hood! Be honest!"

This was the line arranged by the program crew. After saying this, the man in black quickly left with relief. He really didn’t want to spend a second with Su Bai!

And how could our Young Master Su really obey and count the numbers and just take off his headgear?

"Thank you, brothers, please run slower and don't fall!"

The two men in black trembled when they heard the voice of the dog man behind them who didn't follow the rules at all, and fled quickly without paying any attention to them.

I love it!
Su Bai looked at the park next to him and the few accompanying PDs nearby.

Suddenly it started acting.

"Ah? Oh my God! How did I get here! Wasn't I still in the hotel just now?!"

"It's so amazing! Is this a teleportation technique?! Wow! It's so amazing!"

Goose sister happened to be Su Bai's accompanying staff member. She wentosegoose several times and whispered: "Teacher Su Bai, the scene where you are riding in the car will also be cut into the main film."

Oh, that's how it is.
Shameless Bai didn't have the slightest sense that his acting skills were too exaggerated, and asked without changing his expression: "Then what are the arrangements now?"

"A mission? I like doing missions the most? What mission? Catch all the remaining guests?!"

"If they resist, can I offload them?"

Goose Girl:.
accompanying pd:.
Are you the devil?
I don’t know if it’s been too long since I’ve played this kind of competitive variety show, but Su Bai seemed extremely excited.

And inexplicably, I got a kind of pleasure from the man in black just now.
I really want to remove a few more
(End of this chapter)