Failed to show off wealth, relying on talent to become popular in the entertainment industry
Chapter 281 Did you let the monkey feed? !
Chapter 281 Did you let the monkey feed? !
"Okay, are you in Shandong? I will find the address and send my brothers there."
There is really no need for Sun Honglei to play such a dark and beautiful girl, this is who he is.Several people around me felt like they were dreaming back to Liu Huaqiang.
Before Xiaozhu entered, he looked like he had no worldly desires, but when he was actually pretending to be a gold bar, he became very perverted.
The smart pig was not hindered by the foam like Wang Xun, so he tore out the foam bottom of the box and filled it with 38 gold bars!
It's so heavy that it's difficult to carry.
The most ridiculous thing is that the little pig just took so much and even hid all the gold bars on the table under the table and covered it with a black cloth.
This made Huang Boren who came in behind dumbfounded.
"Isn't this too evil? It's impossible to take them all away!"
Because they could see what was on the table every time they opened the door, and Wang Xun and Su Bai couldn't take most of it even if they pretended to die, so it was impossible for Xiaozhu to take away the rest!
How could the clever bad uncle be deceived like this!
So he started groping around, and the secret room was so big. Huang Bo quickly found the hidden gold bars.
After taking more than a dozen gold bars, I stuffed one into each of the two socks.
As a reserve for emergencies.
This way of hiding private money is not unusual, but if Su Bai saw it, he didn't know if he would still want these two gold bars.
We are on good terms with Bo Ge, but Su Bai even dislikes his face, let alone his socks!
dirty!
Before going out, the bad uncle put a "be careful" sign on the table today.
After Sun Honglei entered, he even guessed that the person in front of him was hiding part of his body. It must be said that the bandit's IQ has improved significantly now. He is so red when he is close to him. After playing too much with the old fox, the fool becomes smarter.
At this moment, Huang Lei, who was outside, looked directly at the camera: "It is impossible to take all the gold bars, so the little pig is hidden on the mat in the lower left corner of the table. Hong Lei is now thinking about how to hide some."
Wang Zijian next to him looked confused. This man's mind was really terrifying!
The person guessed the situation inside without going in, and the title of Huang Lei God Fortune Teller became more and more popular.
The final number of gold bars taken by everyone is:
罗小猪38根、黄雷26根、王逊22根、黄博16根、孙宏雷4跟、苏白2根。
Su Bai may not have thought that the two reckless men thought of going together, and they were both planning to take less and then grab it later.
I don’t know if this bandit has a special training class, but the ideas are the same.
The six men's gang members who all loaded up the gold bars followed the program crew to Yushan National Forest Park.
This is the main area of this mission activity.
I have to say that Yan Ming, an old climber, was really worried that they would take it too easy. The venue he found every time was not small. It would be tiring to climb a mountain for normal play, let alone have to keep running and completing tasks. What.
The fact that this program cannot have women is even more prominent.
It is estimated that not many female celebrities can endure this hardship.
Lawyer Wang was obviously the only NPC designated by the government for the mission. When he came down, he first started collecting cash from them.
Sun Honglei has certain buffs. Even the cash on him is 250 yuan. Everything is in line with his temperament!
Others reluctantly handed it over.
When Su Bai arrived, he obediently took out the 1 yuan in his pocket.
other people:?
"Xiaobai, why do you carry so much cash on you?"
"Men always need to bring some change when they go out."
Big dog!
Three words flashed through everyone's mind.
Wang Zijian: "From the foot of Yushan Mountain to the top of the mountain, there are the cold key, the duangduang key, the youth key, the commemorative key and the peak key."
Su Bai: "Who came up with this name? Is it non-mainstream?"
Wang Zijian chuckled: "It's not my fault anyway."
Yan Ming's face in the distance instantly turned a little darker. Damn you, you have to humiliate me every time you record!
Wang Zijian rolled his eyes at Su Bai: "Don't interrupt me! Announce the rules! Each key represents a means of transportation. When members get the key, they can take the corresponding means of transportation to the next destination. If they don't get the key, they can take the corresponding means of transportation to the next destination. Members can only go there on their own.”
Then everyone was given a map.
Su Bai looked at the rolling shutter doors of the five garages next to him and had some immature thoughts.
"Su Bai, don't think about opening the door violently! We have two locks on the inside and outside of our rolling shutter door, and the outside lock is the largest iron lock. If you can open the door with brute force, I will eat the lock!"
Yan Ming knew from the look in Su Bai's eyes that he didn't hold it in well, so he said directly.
Su Bai looked at the big lock, which was almost 1 centimeter in diameter, and his eyebrows twitched.
Why are you so protective of Tibetan Mastiffs? !
I am indeed very strong, but I am not a superman, who can break that thing apart!
Are you sick? !
How can you record a variety show and target others!
He curled his lips at Yan Ming speechlessly, "Lao Deng! I can't afford it!"
Yan Ming's eyelids twitched wildly, you bitch are really planning to violently unlock the door!
It's so convincing!
Who can’t afford it?
I asked you to open this lock in seconds. What else can I do with my mission? ! !
ah? ! ! !Pooh!Vulgar martial artist!
Su Bai thought about it for a while. This pinnacle key has the highest height and the most difficulty, so it should have the best corresponding means of transportation!
And with his own physical strength and speed, no one in this group of old men should be able to catch him!
What's more, I didn't carry any weight, so I only took two gold bars, unlike those who took more than 20 gold bars.
It’s all heavy and dead.
Thinking of this, Su Bai simply started running. The mountaineering route that was very difficult for others was as smooth as walking on flat ground. It was just because of the hardship that Su Bai followed the PD.
God knows how difficult it is to follow a big monkey while climbing a mountain while carrying a camera weighing several dozen kilograms.
Can't keep up, can't keep up at all!
Fortunately, the program team had money and went straight to the equipment!After two buzzes, the latest drone followed Su Bai.
PD is temporarily freed and can just wait below.
Su Bai, who didn't have to worry about taking pictures, simply released all his fighting power and ran up the mountain at an extremely fast speed. Passers-by who were also climbing the mountain only felt a "swish" sound, and a black figure rushed to the front. When they looked carefully, People are almost missing!
Soon Su Bai arrived at the Yushan Peak Planetarium.
Looking around, Su Bai felt that with his strict urination, the things must be placed on the top of some round tower!
So I went straight up the ladder outside to the roof. Sure enough, there was a small golden box with a limit mark on it!
Su Bai was in a great mood after getting the key!
I climbed down again, and then I saw a few monkeys standing next to the tree watching a show!
It is a very common macaque, which is what we often call the Hozen.
The IQ of macaques is relatively high among the monkeys, equivalent to that of a child about 5 years old.
The smart monkey brothers behind Su Bai Miyun's house are of this species.
Su Bai, who had already obtained the key, was no longer in a hurry. Seeing these monkeys, he missed his "harem" and the commander-in-chief.
He waved to a few monkeys with a warm greeting, "Brother! Let's chat!"
Su Bai sat directly on Daoyazi on the edge of the mountain.
The monkeys were not afraid of strangers, and they were naturally close to Su Baitian, who had the skills of making friends with dogs. They waddled over.
Yan Ming in front of the monitor was so excited!
Back then, Su Bai had shown an affinity for animals that was far beyond ordinary people in the Mushroom House. Many people even said that Su Bai was actually a hidden druid!
That scene back then is still a classic scene in variety shows!
I never thought a classic would be revived!
So when Teacher Huang Lei finally clambered up to the observatory, what he saw in front of him was an inexplicably familiar yet extremely strange scene.
Su Bai and a group of monkeys were sitting arm-in-arm on the side of the road, chatting and laughing!
Is this reasonable? !
The famous scene of the monkey breaking off the corn in the cornfield was instantly reprinted in Teacher Huang's mind, and the scene from last year seemed to appear before his eyes again.
Su Bai took the melon seeds handed over by Brother Monkey. Instead of knocking them with his mouth, he peeled them open with his hands and ate them with relish.
While chatting there in a serious manner: "How many monkeys are there at home?"
"squeak"
"Oh, you're quite fertile, brother! You don't have multiple wives, do you?"
"squeak squeak"
The monkey's face even has a bit of a human smug expression
Huang Lei's whole body was numb!
Yan Ming in front of the monitor was also numb!
All the staff behind me were numb from head to toe.
"It's not easy even if it's harmful. If you ask me, you'd better have two less children, otherwise eating will be a big problem."
? ? ? ?
Have you actually started talking? !
Instead of waiting, "Xiaobai, where did you get the melon seeds? Didn't you just search me?"
Huang Lei finally couldn't help but ask.
Su Bai replied calmly: "Yeah, Teacher Huang is here. I took the key above. Don't run away in vain. The melon seed monkey gave it to me. I'm so enthusiastic!"
Huang Lei even pinched himself a few times to confirm that he was not dreaming.
If it’s not Su Bai, do you want some face?
People always bring fruits and melon seeds to feed the monkeys. Why on earth do you let the monkeys feed them? !
The key is how did you two talk? !
"No, can you really understand monkeys?"
"I dont understand"
Su Bai will definitely not admit this in front of the camera. There are many people who can get along with animals, but if you really say you can understand it, what if you are pulled up and sliced for study?
"Then what were you talking about?"
"It's just a family thing. I'm very close to animals, as you know, and these monkeys are smarter."
Su Bai thought that he couldn't talk any more, because he really wouldn't be able to explain it at that time.
After crushing the last melon seed in his hand, Su Bai kicked the skin of the melon seeds into his pocket, clapped his hands and got up.
"Let's go, Brother Monkey. I'll bring some fruit to see you later."
Then he waved to a few monkeys and walked towards Teacher Huang Lei.
Huang Lei was also a human spirit. Although he was shocked, he didn't ask any more questions. He didn't believe a word Su Bai said he didn't understand.
Don’t you understand that you can ask a monkey to give you melon seeds? !
What about trouble? !
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, are you in Shandong? I will find the address and send my brothers there."
There is really no need for Sun Honglei to play such a dark and beautiful girl, this is who he is.Several people around me felt like they were dreaming back to Liu Huaqiang.
Before Xiaozhu entered, he looked like he had no worldly desires, but when he was actually pretending to be a gold bar, he became very perverted.
The smart pig was not hindered by the foam like Wang Xun, so he tore out the foam bottom of the box and filled it with 38 gold bars!
It's so heavy that it's difficult to carry.
The most ridiculous thing is that the little pig just took so much and even hid all the gold bars on the table under the table and covered it with a black cloth.
This made Huang Boren who came in behind dumbfounded.
"Isn't this too evil? It's impossible to take them all away!"
Because they could see what was on the table every time they opened the door, and Wang Xun and Su Bai couldn't take most of it even if they pretended to die, so it was impossible for Xiaozhu to take away the rest!
How could the clever bad uncle be deceived like this!
So he started groping around, and the secret room was so big. Huang Bo quickly found the hidden gold bars.
After taking more than a dozen gold bars, I stuffed one into each of the two socks.
As a reserve for emergencies.
This way of hiding private money is not unusual, but if Su Bai saw it, he didn't know if he would still want these two gold bars.
We are on good terms with Bo Ge, but Su Bai even dislikes his face, let alone his socks!
dirty!
Before going out, the bad uncle put a "be careful" sign on the table today.
After Sun Honglei entered, he even guessed that the person in front of him was hiding part of his body. It must be said that the bandit's IQ has improved significantly now. He is so red when he is close to him. After playing too much with the old fox, the fool becomes smarter.
At this moment, Huang Lei, who was outside, looked directly at the camera: "It is impossible to take all the gold bars, so the little pig is hidden on the mat in the lower left corner of the table. Hong Lei is now thinking about how to hide some."
Wang Zijian next to him looked confused. This man's mind was really terrifying!
The person guessed the situation inside without going in, and the title of Huang Lei God Fortune Teller became more and more popular.
The final number of gold bars taken by everyone is:
罗小猪38根、黄雷26根、王逊22根、黄博16根、孙宏雷4跟、苏白2根。
Su Bai may not have thought that the two reckless men thought of going together, and they were both planning to take less and then grab it later.
I don’t know if this bandit has a special training class, but the ideas are the same.
The six men's gang members who all loaded up the gold bars followed the program crew to Yushan National Forest Park.
This is the main area of this mission activity.
I have to say that Yan Ming, an old climber, was really worried that they would take it too easy. The venue he found every time was not small. It would be tiring to climb a mountain for normal play, let alone have to keep running and completing tasks. What.
The fact that this program cannot have women is even more prominent.
It is estimated that not many female celebrities can endure this hardship.
Lawyer Wang was obviously the only NPC designated by the government for the mission. When he came down, he first started collecting cash from them.
Sun Honglei has certain buffs. Even the cash on him is 250 yuan. Everything is in line with his temperament!
Others reluctantly handed it over.
When Su Bai arrived, he obediently took out the 1 yuan in his pocket.
other people:?
"Xiaobai, why do you carry so much cash on you?"
"Men always need to bring some change when they go out."
Big dog!
Three words flashed through everyone's mind.
Wang Zijian: "From the foot of Yushan Mountain to the top of the mountain, there are the cold key, the duangduang key, the youth key, the commemorative key and the peak key."
Su Bai: "Who came up with this name? Is it non-mainstream?"
Wang Zijian chuckled: "It's not my fault anyway."
Yan Ming's face in the distance instantly turned a little darker. Damn you, you have to humiliate me every time you record!
Wang Zijian rolled his eyes at Su Bai: "Don't interrupt me! Announce the rules! Each key represents a means of transportation. When members get the key, they can take the corresponding means of transportation to the next destination. If they don't get the key, they can take the corresponding means of transportation to the next destination. Members can only go there on their own.”
Then everyone was given a map.
Su Bai looked at the rolling shutter doors of the five garages next to him and had some immature thoughts.
"Su Bai, don't think about opening the door violently! We have two locks on the inside and outside of our rolling shutter door, and the outside lock is the largest iron lock. If you can open the door with brute force, I will eat the lock!"
Yan Ming knew from the look in Su Bai's eyes that he didn't hold it in well, so he said directly.
Su Bai looked at the big lock, which was almost 1 centimeter in diameter, and his eyebrows twitched.
Why are you so protective of Tibetan Mastiffs? !
I am indeed very strong, but I am not a superman, who can break that thing apart!
Are you sick? !
How can you record a variety show and target others!
He curled his lips at Yan Ming speechlessly, "Lao Deng! I can't afford it!"
Yan Ming's eyelids twitched wildly, you bitch are really planning to violently unlock the door!
It's so convincing!
Who can’t afford it?
I asked you to open this lock in seconds. What else can I do with my mission? ! !
ah? ! ! !Pooh!Vulgar martial artist!
Su Bai thought about it for a while. This pinnacle key has the highest height and the most difficulty, so it should have the best corresponding means of transportation!
And with his own physical strength and speed, no one in this group of old men should be able to catch him!
What's more, I didn't carry any weight, so I only took two gold bars, unlike those who took more than 20 gold bars.
It’s all heavy and dead.
Thinking of this, Su Bai simply started running. The mountaineering route that was very difficult for others was as smooth as walking on flat ground. It was just because of the hardship that Su Bai followed the PD.
God knows how difficult it is to follow a big monkey while climbing a mountain while carrying a camera weighing several dozen kilograms.
Can't keep up, can't keep up at all!
Fortunately, the program team had money and went straight to the equipment!After two buzzes, the latest drone followed Su Bai.
PD is temporarily freed and can just wait below.
Su Bai, who didn't have to worry about taking pictures, simply released all his fighting power and ran up the mountain at an extremely fast speed. Passers-by who were also climbing the mountain only felt a "swish" sound, and a black figure rushed to the front. When they looked carefully, People are almost missing!
Soon Su Bai arrived at the Yushan Peak Planetarium.
Looking around, Su Bai felt that with his strict urination, the things must be placed on the top of some round tower!
So I went straight up the ladder outside to the roof. Sure enough, there was a small golden box with a limit mark on it!
Su Bai was in a great mood after getting the key!
I climbed down again, and then I saw a few monkeys standing next to the tree watching a show!
It is a very common macaque, which is what we often call the Hozen.
The IQ of macaques is relatively high among the monkeys, equivalent to that of a child about 5 years old.
The smart monkey brothers behind Su Bai Miyun's house are of this species.
Su Bai, who had already obtained the key, was no longer in a hurry. Seeing these monkeys, he missed his "harem" and the commander-in-chief.
He waved to a few monkeys with a warm greeting, "Brother! Let's chat!"
Su Bai sat directly on Daoyazi on the edge of the mountain.
The monkeys were not afraid of strangers, and they were naturally close to Su Baitian, who had the skills of making friends with dogs. They waddled over.
Yan Ming in front of the monitor was so excited!
Back then, Su Bai had shown an affinity for animals that was far beyond ordinary people in the Mushroom House. Many people even said that Su Bai was actually a hidden druid!
That scene back then is still a classic scene in variety shows!
I never thought a classic would be revived!
So when Teacher Huang Lei finally clambered up to the observatory, what he saw in front of him was an inexplicably familiar yet extremely strange scene.
Su Bai and a group of monkeys were sitting arm-in-arm on the side of the road, chatting and laughing!
Is this reasonable? !
The famous scene of the monkey breaking off the corn in the cornfield was instantly reprinted in Teacher Huang's mind, and the scene from last year seemed to appear before his eyes again.
Su Bai took the melon seeds handed over by Brother Monkey. Instead of knocking them with his mouth, he peeled them open with his hands and ate them with relish.
While chatting there in a serious manner: "How many monkeys are there at home?"
"squeak"
"Oh, you're quite fertile, brother! You don't have multiple wives, do you?"
"squeak squeak"
The monkey's face even has a bit of a human smug expression
Huang Lei's whole body was numb!
Yan Ming in front of the monitor was also numb!
All the staff behind me were numb from head to toe.
"It's not easy even if it's harmful. If you ask me, you'd better have two less children, otherwise eating will be a big problem."
? ? ? ?
Have you actually started talking? !
Instead of waiting, "Xiaobai, where did you get the melon seeds? Didn't you just search me?"
Huang Lei finally couldn't help but ask.
Su Bai replied calmly: "Yeah, Teacher Huang is here. I took the key above. Don't run away in vain. The melon seed monkey gave it to me. I'm so enthusiastic!"
Huang Lei even pinched himself a few times to confirm that he was not dreaming.
If it’s not Su Bai, do you want some face?
People always bring fruits and melon seeds to feed the monkeys. Why on earth do you let the monkeys feed them? !
The key is how did you two talk? !
"No, can you really understand monkeys?"
"I dont understand"
Su Bai will definitely not admit this in front of the camera. There are many people who can get along with animals, but if you really say you can understand it, what if you are pulled up and sliced for study?
"Then what were you talking about?"
"It's just a family thing. I'm very close to animals, as you know, and these monkeys are smarter."
Su Bai thought that he couldn't talk any more, because he really wouldn't be able to explain it at that time.
After crushing the last melon seed in his hand, Su Bai kicked the skin of the melon seeds into his pocket, clapped his hands and got up.
"Let's go, Brother Monkey. I'll bring some fruit to see you later."
Then he waved to a few monkeys and walked towards Teacher Huang Lei.
Huang Lei was also a human spirit. Although he was shocked, he didn't ask any more questions. He didn't believe a word Su Bai said he didn't understand.
Don’t you understand that you can ask a monkey to give you melon seeds? !
What about trouble? !
(End of this chapter)
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