Failed to show off wealth, relying on talent to become popular in the entertainment industry
Chapter 287 There is no girl in this world who doesn’t like Su Bai
Chapter 287 There is no girl in this world who doesn’t like Su Bai
There is a slight difference between the game world and the real world, especially in a game like Pesticide, where strength is respected.
This is the charm of the game world. Perhaps in reality we will encounter many injustices and all kinds of troubles, big and small. We may be scolded by our bosses, schemed against by our colleagues, and complained by our family members.
But in the game, whenever you hit a doublekill, regardless of V9 or V10, everyone always has to send you a "well done" message.
The Su Bai here is not that dazzling star, he is just a Yao girl who knows how to brush shields and shouts "brother is awesome".
Although I don’t know whether [Li Bai Bubai] is a junior high school student or a college student in reality, he is a wild king who can be taken flying.
There is a huge difference between the feeling of having someone mark it with Glory and the feeling of having it marked with your own hands!
It just so happened that Su Bai had time to play games these two days, so he must hug this thigh tightly.
[Su Qiqi]: Brother Ye Wang, please take me~
[Li Bai Bubai]: Yes, but I can only play until 9 o'clock
Su Bai thought, so early?Then he is most likely a junior high school student, right?Gee, in fact, children are really fierce at playing games.
He didn't feel ashamed that he, a top class kid, was called "Brother Wild King".
Next, Su Bai experienced unprecedented happiness since playing with pesticides. At this moment, he suddenly understood those girls who only like to play with Yaomei.
Really cool!
Winning 8 games in a row!
Except when I went up from Bronze, I have never won like this before. Every time I go to Eternal Diamond, I put on the mask of pain. It is really painful. You never know what kind of talents you will encounter in the Diamond game.
This [Li Bai Bubai] is a complete rhythm master. Every time he starts, he can always grab one lane first, then move around to gank, and occasionally type a few words to arrange the operations of other teammates in the lane.
Then everyone just needs to watch him show off.
One night made Su Bai happy. Finally, Su Bai took the initiative to add her WeChat account. Her avatar was Li Bai's Feng Qiuhuang skin. It seemed that this wild king really loved Li Bai.
During the past few days of rest, Su Bai basically indulged in games except having a meal with Silly Roe Deer and the others.
In just 3 days, I have become the king!
The fastest score ever!
The relationship with [Li Bai Bubai] has been going very well in the past few days. He is no longer in a taciturn state, but has started to chat about random things.
But the two of them had a tacit understanding that they didn't turn on the mic, and they didn't talk about real life, they just talked about games.
For some reason, Su Bai felt that although this wild king looked very calm and optimistic, he always felt a little worried when he talked too much.
But since he doesn't want to talk about it, Su Bai won't ask, so we can just play games together. If he wants to share it, we can explain it to him.
What kind of worries can children have? Is it just a small problem like studying or having a crush?
When the time comes, Su Emotional Master Bai will give him two tips!
After a few days of debauchery, Su Bai had to go to work obediently. The next show of "Ultimate Men's Gang" was not ready yet. Taking advantage of this break, teacher Ma Dong, who had met several times before, invited Su Bai to attend. An issue of "Strange Stories".
This program is considered the ceiling of debate programs. There are many smart, smart, funny, and poisonous contestants in it. Everyone has their own style. Anyway, Su Bai doesn't need to end the debate. Su Bai is also a little interested.
"Thank you all for coming to our "Qi Pa Shuo Shuo" today. The male god we invited today is a real male god. He is the most popular top figure in the entertainment industry at the moment and has created countless famous scenes in variety shows - —Teacher Su Bai! Welcome!"
"The sky and the earth are all white, and the most handsome one is Su Bai. Hello everyone, I am Su Bai~"
Ma Dong: "Why did you give yourself a slogan?"
Su Bai: "You people here seem to be very educated, why can't I just pretend for a while?"
Ma Dong: "Awesome! So does Su Bai have any famous quotes of his own to share with the audience?"
Su Bai smiled shyly, "Isn't it good?"
"What's wrong with this? Just your own motto or whatever."
"Okay, my biggest motto is: Nothing is difficult in the world."
Ma Dong originally thought that with Su Bai's character, he would be able to say some rather obsessive sentences, which could be regarded as the first laugh point of the show. Who would have thought that everything would be easy in the world.
I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, but I still wanted to live up to my reputation. I smiled and said, "I'm afraid you are thoughtful?"
But Su Bai shook his head, "As long as you are willing to give up!"
Ma Dong: (O_O)?
Big bags under the eyes, there are bigger questions.
what?
After all, there are still subtle differences in many things between Blue Star and Earth. For example, funny sayings that many people on Earth know are not available on Blue Star.
Su Bai's words directly made the whole audience laugh.
Ma Dong: "Is there anything else? You have to do something positive!"
Su Bai: "Okay, let me tell you something to make progress!"
“Young people who don’t work hard will grow up to have Xia Li!”
"puff"
Professor Xue, who has always been serious, couldn't help but laugh out loud. Who is this Su Bai!
The atmosphere on the court instantly became joyful, and Ma Dong also confirmed that there was no real scholar despite his reputation. This Su Bai really had something, he could sing, act, run, and cause trouble, and he was also a 666 talker.
Ma Dong: "Today, we have an opening topic. How much innocence do you think you still have in you?"
Then he turned to Professor Xue, a resident guest of "Qi Pa Shuo Shuo" and a famous economics professor in China, "Professor, is there anything innocent in you?"
Professor Xue: "The only thing left on my body at this moment is sweat."
Everyone laughed.
“Because the goose down jacket from Hailan House is really warm!”
OK OK!Is that how you advertise? !
Su Bai couldn't help but give the professor a thumbs up, this advertisement is great!
Cai Yongkang stood by to make trouble: "He has something not simple, he just received a gift!"
Ma Dong: "Oh? Take it out quickly and show it to us!"
Professor Xue looked shy and a little proud and took out a picture frame of about 10 inches. Inside was a sketch of him sitting sideways and thinking. The painting was very handsome!Su Bai: "What is the name of this picture?"
"Is there something going on at home?"
Everyone laughed wildly, Su Bai imitated Professor Xue's posture in the painting, with a sad look on his face, "How should we solve this matter?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Cai Yongkang: "You guys should be polite! The author of the painting was on the scene!"
"Oh? Which one?"
At this time, a girl in the audience wearing glasses and a red beret smiled happily and stood up and waved.
Ma Dong: "Did you draw him instead of me to save pencils?"
Little Red Riding Hood quickly defended with a shy look. Judging from the shape of her mouth, it should be "I don't have it, I don't have it!"
But Su Bai quickly listened and shouted, "What? You don't like him!"
"Teacher Ma, I don't like you!"
The crowd laughed!
Cai Yongkang: "What are you proud of?! People don't like you either! They only like Professor Xue!"
Su Bai: "Impossible! There can't be a girl in this world who doesn't like Su Bai. If you don't believe me, ask her!"
"Little Red Riding Hood! Do you like me? If you don't, don't breathe!"
Little Red Riding Hood suddenly turned red with embarrassment.
Su Bai's shamelessness made everyone laugh so hard. Do you want shame? !
Who can not breathe!
"Then Xiaobai, what is the remaining innocence of yours?"
After hearing this, Su Bai silently glanced at his lower body, and then said with a face full of embarrassment: "Can't it be broadcast?"
"cluck cluck cluck"
The contestants and the audience, who understood immediately in the audience, really started laughing wildly, especially a few female drivers who were laughing so hard.
I didn’t expect you to be like this Su Bai!
It's okay for you to drive in public!
Su Bai: "What are you laughing at? I'm talking about my socks, they are so white! They are so pure!"
"call"
The audience jeered loudly.
Believe in you!
Ma Dong: "Okay, let's introduce the two teams that are playing today. The first one is Teacher Xue's [Team Goose Goose]. Teacher Xue said in the last issue that the team will not take off this goose down jacket unless they win. "
Professor Xue pulled on the clothes of the three members of his team and said, "Do you want me to take off these clothes?"
Su Bai immediately stood up and shouted: "What are you doing?! Oh my God! Professor Xue!"
"Listen to what you are saying?! Can this be broadcast?!"
Then Su Bai shouted to Little Red Riding Hood: "Look, look, who you drew! Don't like him anymore! Like me!"
Su Bai's ability to pick up jokes was so good that Ma Dong and the others didn't react at the time, and then they burst into laughter. This guy is so cheap!
Su Bai then said: "I know! The sketch you drew is actually the sketch of a criminal suspect, right?!"
"Professor Xue, your behavior is so disappointing!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Although Professor Xue was "slandered" by Su Bai.He joked a lot, but he didn't feel angry at all, and he couldn't stop laughing.
This also made Su Bai have a better impression of this economics professor. He was gentle, neither arrogant nor impetuous, and could joke around, which was quite good.
Ma Dong: "Okay, let's introduce today's novelty. Please introduce yourselves."
As he said this, he looked towards the position of the red team.
A boy from the Goose Goose team, wearing a red patterned jacket and a white shirt, who was quite handsome but a bit girly, stood up first, "Hello everyone, I am Ran Gaoming."
"If you can't remember my name, let me share with you my real name. I was born in Baoding, Hebei Province, so my name is Ran Baosheng in the household registration book. I hope everyone likes Baosheng, thank you!"
Just two sentences left a deep impression on people. Whether it was his name or his place of birth, Su Bai felt that this person was very interesting.
Ma Dong: "Then let's take a look at the opposing blue team, Jiang Xiaobai's team."
Li Dan looked happy and clapped, this was his team.
A blond girl with blue eyes stood up. Su Bai didn't even notice that there was a girl with Waiguo!
"Hello, everyone, I am Xinqi Pa, my name is Xingyue."
"Maybe you are a little curious as to why I look like a foreigner. That's because..."
"I am a foreigner!"
Su Bai smiled, OK, OK, you are so good at introducing yourself, right?OK OK!
(End of this chapter)
There is a slight difference between the game world and the real world, especially in a game like Pesticide, where strength is respected.
This is the charm of the game world. Perhaps in reality we will encounter many injustices and all kinds of troubles, big and small. We may be scolded by our bosses, schemed against by our colleagues, and complained by our family members.
But in the game, whenever you hit a doublekill, regardless of V9 or V10, everyone always has to send you a "well done" message.
The Su Bai here is not that dazzling star, he is just a Yao girl who knows how to brush shields and shouts "brother is awesome".
Although I don’t know whether [Li Bai Bubai] is a junior high school student or a college student in reality, he is a wild king who can be taken flying.
There is a huge difference between the feeling of having someone mark it with Glory and the feeling of having it marked with your own hands!
It just so happened that Su Bai had time to play games these two days, so he must hug this thigh tightly.
[Su Qiqi]: Brother Ye Wang, please take me~
[Li Bai Bubai]: Yes, but I can only play until 9 o'clock
Su Bai thought, so early?Then he is most likely a junior high school student, right?Gee, in fact, children are really fierce at playing games.
He didn't feel ashamed that he, a top class kid, was called "Brother Wild King".
Next, Su Bai experienced unprecedented happiness since playing with pesticides. At this moment, he suddenly understood those girls who only like to play with Yaomei.
Really cool!
Winning 8 games in a row!
Except when I went up from Bronze, I have never won like this before. Every time I go to Eternal Diamond, I put on the mask of pain. It is really painful. You never know what kind of talents you will encounter in the Diamond game.
This [Li Bai Bubai] is a complete rhythm master. Every time he starts, he can always grab one lane first, then move around to gank, and occasionally type a few words to arrange the operations of other teammates in the lane.
Then everyone just needs to watch him show off.
One night made Su Bai happy. Finally, Su Bai took the initiative to add her WeChat account. Her avatar was Li Bai's Feng Qiuhuang skin. It seemed that this wild king really loved Li Bai.
During the past few days of rest, Su Bai basically indulged in games except having a meal with Silly Roe Deer and the others.
In just 3 days, I have become the king!
The fastest score ever!
The relationship with [Li Bai Bubai] has been going very well in the past few days. He is no longer in a taciturn state, but has started to chat about random things.
But the two of them had a tacit understanding that they didn't turn on the mic, and they didn't talk about real life, they just talked about games.
For some reason, Su Bai felt that although this wild king looked very calm and optimistic, he always felt a little worried when he talked too much.
But since he doesn't want to talk about it, Su Bai won't ask, so we can just play games together. If he wants to share it, we can explain it to him.
What kind of worries can children have? Is it just a small problem like studying or having a crush?
When the time comes, Su Emotional Master Bai will give him two tips!
After a few days of debauchery, Su Bai had to go to work obediently. The next show of "Ultimate Men's Gang" was not ready yet. Taking advantage of this break, teacher Ma Dong, who had met several times before, invited Su Bai to attend. An issue of "Strange Stories".
This program is considered the ceiling of debate programs. There are many smart, smart, funny, and poisonous contestants in it. Everyone has their own style. Anyway, Su Bai doesn't need to end the debate. Su Bai is also a little interested.
"Thank you all for coming to our "Qi Pa Shuo Shuo" today. The male god we invited today is a real male god. He is the most popular top figure in the entertainment industry at the moment and has created countless famous scenes in variety shows - —Teacher Su Bai! Welcome!"
"The sky and the earth are all white, and the most handsome one is Su Bai. Hello everyone, I am Su Bai~"
Ma Dong: "Why did you give yourself a slogan?"
Su Bai: "You people here seem to be very educated, why can't I just pretend for a while?"
Ma Dong: "Awesome! So does Su Bai have any famous quotes of his own to share with the audience?"
Su Bai smiled shyly, "Isn't it good?"
"What's wrong with this? Just your own motto or whatever."
"Okay, my biggest motto is: Nothing is difficult in the world."
Ma Dong originally thought that with Su Bai's character, he would be able to say some rather obsessive sentences, which could be regarded as the first laugh point of the show. Who would have thought that everything would be easy in the world.
I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, but I still wanted to live up to my reputation. I smiled and said, "I'm afraid you are thoughtful?"
But Su Bai shook his head, "As long as you are willing to give up!"
Ma Dong: (O_O)?
Big bags under the eyes, there are bigger questions.
what?
After all, there are still subtle differences in many things between Blue Star and Earth. For example, funny sayings that many people on Earth know are not available on Blue Star.
Su Bai's words directly made the whole audience laugh.
Ma Dong: "Is there anything else? You have to do something positive!"
Su Bai: "Okay, let me tell you something to make progress!"
“Young people who don’t work hard will grow up to have Xia Li!”
"puff"
Professor Xue, who has always been serious, couldn't help but laugh out loud. Who is this Su Bai!
The atmosphere on the court instantly became joyful, and Ma Dong also confirmed that there was no real scholar despite his reputation. This Su Bai really had something, he could sing, act, run, and cause trouble, and he was also a 666 talker.
Ma Dong: "Today, we have an opening topic. How much innocence do you think you still have in you?"
Then he turned to Professor Xue, a resident guest of "Qi Pa Shuo Shuo" and a famous economics professor in China, "Professor, is there anything innocent in you?"
Professor Xue: "The only thing left on my body at this moment is sweat."
Everyone laughed.
“Because the goose down jacket from Hailan House is really warm!”
OK OK!Is that how you advertise? !
Su Bai couldn't help but give the professor a thumbs up, this advertisement is great!
Cai Yongkang stood by to make trouble: "He has something not simple, he just received a gift!"
Ma Dong: "Oh? Take it out quickly and show it to us!"
Professor Xue looked shy and a little proud and took out a picture frame of about 10 inches. Inside was a sketch of him sitting sideways and thinking. The painting was very handsome!Su Bai: "What is the name of this picture?"
"Is there something going on at home?"
Everyone laughed wildly, Su Bai imitated Professor Xue's posture in the painting, with a sad look on his face, "How should we solve this matter?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Cai Yongkang: "You guys should be polite! The author of the painting was on the scene!"
"Oh? Which one?"
At this time, a girl in the audience wearing glasses and a red beret smiled happily and stood up and waved.
Ma Dong: "Did you draw him instead of me to save pencils?"
Little Red Riding Hood quickly defended with a shy look. Judging from the shape of her mouth, it should be "I don't have it, I don't have it!"
But Su Bai quickly listened and shouted, "What? You don't like him!"
"Teacher Ma, I don't like you!"
The crowd laughed!
Cai Yongkang: "What are you proud of?! People don't like you either! They only like Professor Xue!"
Su Bai: "Impossible! There can't be a girl in this world who doesn't like Su Bai. If you don't believe me, ask her!"
"Little Red Riding Hood! Do you like me? If you don't, don't breathe!"
Little Red Riding Hood suddenly turned red with embarrassment.
Su Bai's shamelessness made everyone laugh so hard. Do you want shame? !
Who can not breathe!
"Then Xiaobai, what is the remaining innocence of yours?"
After hearing this, Su Bai silently glanced at his lower body, and then said with a face full of embarrassment: "Can't it be broadcast?"
"cluck cluck cluck"
The contestants and the audience, who understood immediately in the audience, really started laughing wildly, especially a few female drivers who were laughing so hard.
I didn’t expect you to be like this Su Bai!
It's okay for you to drive in public!
Su Bai: "What are you laughing at? I'm talking about my socks, they are so white! They are so pure!"
"call"
The audience jeered loudly.
Believe in you!
Ma Dong: "Okay, let's introduce the two teams that are playing today. The first one is Teacher Xue's [Team Goose Goose]. Teacher Xue said in the last issue that the team will not take off this goose down jacket unless they win. "
Professor Xue pulled on the clothes of the three members of his team and said, "Do you want me to take off these clothes?"
Su Bai immediately stood up and shouted: "What are you doing?! Oh my God! Professor Xue!"
"Listen to what you are saying?! Can this be broadcast?!"
Then Su Bai shouted to Little Red Riding Hood: "Look, look, who you drew! Don't like him anymore! Like me!"
Su Bai's ability to pick up jokes was so good that Ma Dong and the others didn't react at the time, and then they burst into laughter. This guy is so cheap!
Su Bai then said: "I know! The sketch you drew is actually the sketch of a criminal suspect, right?!"
"Professor Xue, your behavior is so disappointing!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Although Professor Xue was "slandered" by Su Bai.He joked a lot, but he didn't feel angry at all, and he couldn't stop laughing.
This also made Su Bai have a better impression of this economics professor. He was gentle, neither arrogant nor impetuous, and could joke around, which was quite good.
Ma Dong: "Okay, let's introduce today's novelty. Please introduce yourselves."
As he said this, he looked towards the position of the red team.
A boy from the Goose Goose team, wearing a red patterned jacket and a white shirt, who was quite handsome but a bit girly, stood up first, "Hello everyone, I am Ran Gaoming."
"If you can't remember my name, let me share with you my real name. I was born in Baoding, Hebei Province, so my name is Ran Baosheng in the household registration book. I hope everyone likes Baosheng, thank you!"
Just two sentences left a deep impression on people. Whether it was his name or his place of birth, Su Bai felt that this person was very interesting.
Ma Dong: "Then let's take a look at the opposing blue team, Jiang Xiaobai's team."
Li Dan looked happy and clapped, this was his team.
A blond girl with blue eyes stood up. Su Bai didn't even notice that there was a girl with Waiguo!
"Hello, everyone, I am Xinqi Pa, my name is Xingyue."
"Maybe you are a little curious as to why I look like a foreigner. That's because..."
"I am a foreigner!"
Su Bai smiled, OK, OK, you are so good at introducing yourself, right?OK OK!
(End of this chapter)
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