Under Su Bai's extremely incomprehensible gaze, the contestant named Ye Ran bent his body slightly, took a step forward with his right leg, made a swinging gesture with his arms, clenched his hands into fists, and said with a serious expression:
"I'm Big Brother Hard Candy Ye! Ye Ran!"

His gesture caused an inexplicable sentence to appear in Su Bai's mind - "We workers have power!"

But what shocked Su Bai was still behind.

I saw Ye Ran standing up straight and touching his long hair. It was a standard action for a primary school student to show off his coolness. The owner of You Wang Tang had to give him a thumbs up when he saw him!
Then he raised his hands into fists and said in the island Mandarin:
"My name is Ye Ran, and I am the man who wants to dominate here!"

Su Bai: "."

Yang Mi: "Cough. Cough cough cough cough."

Su Bai's pupils dilated!

I feel like I'm not here to be a mentor on a variety show, but here to watch a mental patient show!
No, doesn’t this person have any sense of shame?
How could he do such an action and say such words in front of everyone?

Isn’t this something that would be extremely embarrassing to do alone at home?
Su Bai was shocked!
Su Bai, who was easily embarrassed for others, now felt that his hair was standing on end. He didn't even bother to get angry about why he was participating in a Chinese variety show and had to be introduced in Taiwanese. The word "embarrassment" was written all over his body.

Then the second person Liu Hui started, with a standard stick-style look. First, he turned his back to the judges and the audience, turned around in a girlish way, raised a finger and said:

"Start now! You must be prepared to be hit by my vitality and vitality!"

Then he made a pistol-like gesture with his fingers and "shot" at the judges' bench, followed by a tongue flick and a wink.

Su Bai:

Whenever there is a narration in this real world, Su Bai's ears will definitely hear the sound of crows commonly seen in anime, and a large wave of black lines will appear on his head!

Today is an eye-opener!

Because he is not interested in the current young fresh meat and these new traffic talents supported by the fan economy, Su Bai has almost never paid attention to what the current young fresh meat is like. His impression is still on the squeamish, artificial, zombie-face acting. .

But Su Bai never expected it!
Has the little fresh meat of this society developed into this? !

To be honest, Su Bai even felt that Damimi was more manly than him!
Glancing at the expressions of the others, I found that except for Sister Jing who was looking at it with gusto, Lalitha had no expression at all. The others were almost suffocating with their laughter!

Especially when Brother Chao and Su Bai looked at each other, they both saw a hint of disbelief in each other's eyes.

Su Bai quickly lowered his head and ruffled his hair, pretending to be looking for something on the ground, while Brother Chao used his super facial management skills to pinch his thighs crazily.

The legs under the table kept shaking!

Su Bai felt a huge challenge!
Brother Chao has good intentions. This competition is actually a test for them, right? !
Laughter Improvement Contest! Laughter Contest!
Then Lu Hao said: "There is a Santa Claus in this world." He put his hands together facing each other and set up a triangle on his head, "There is an old man under the moon!" He lowered his right hand and bent his left hand.

"And I'm back to the old man!"

Pointing to the judges' seat with a strong finger, "Today I will let you know that Jiang is still the same old rua!"

Make a fist with your right hand, extend your thumb, and draw an arc in front of your face.

Damimi's defense was immediately broken by a series of very confusing movements and words.

"Ke-ke-ke-ke, sorry, co-ke-ke-ke-ke."

The first two brothers were outrageous enough, but this brother seemed to be a little more powerful. Su Bai felt that Brother Chao's 4-year-old son could introduce himself to the class more maturely than Lu Hao.

Before Su Bai could complain, Wei Ziyang started. He didn't do anything particularly outrageous, he just said with a serious and cute expression:

"Hello everyone, I am Wei Ziyang, the happy sweetie who brings love and care to everyone!"

"My name is Xie Xiaoyang. I am a show-off sweetheart who is good at making fun and making treasures!"

After a magical and non-rhyming chant, everyone suddenly discovered that Su Bai had disappeared.

At this moment, Su Bai turned off the microphone and sat directly under the table, his whole body shaking crazily and irregularly!
I really can't help it!

If this section were used in a kindergarten children’s party performance, it would definitely be very reasonable!
So cute, no brain~
but! A group of young men around the age of 20, each one seemed to have been robbed of their sanity and challenged Su Bai's laughter crazily. It was really a bit overwhelming!

After their singing and dancing performance, Su Bai was really unable to face them directly, so he simply stopped watching and sat on the ground to listen to the songs they sang.
Finally, when he heard the music stop, Su Bai sat up again.

Brother Chao slapped his face hard twice and forced out an awkward smile: "emmmmm, you are so young!"

Zhou Qian couldn't hold back her laughter and choked out with great effort: "Yes, very lively!"

Ningjing: "Who sang that broken sound just now?"

Lu Hao: "It's me!"

Sister Jing was relatively gentle towards Xiao Xianrou, and said tactfully: "emmm, I think you are actually quite good. How about you try again and try your best to show your program that can leave the best impression on others? one time."

Lu Hao: "I also have one singing and one dancing." Brother Chao: "How about dancing."

Brother Chao is also kind-hearted. After all, the broken voice of this guy just now was too embarrassing and not as good as KTV level.

But Sister Jing said: "I suggest you sing."

She didn't have any bad intentions. She hoped that Lu Hao would get up from where he fell and work hard to prove his singing voice.

Damimi spoke up: "You can choose for yourself, just choose the one you are best at."

Lu Hao: "I want to see the teachers argue for a while, do you want me to sing or dance?"

As soon as these words came out, even the students in the student seats were a little speechless.

"Oh my God, what is he talking about?"

"The extra exam is not about asking the teacher to make a choice for him. He should do what he is good at. What does he think?"

Su Bai, who had been laughing so hard just now, frowned after hearing what he said:

"Then you don't have to try again!"

The atmosphere at the scene instantly became tense with Su Bai's words.

Su Bai didn't care either. He didn't need to consider any other factors now, whether it was the agency or the program team behind these people. Since they had the courage to find Brother Chao, he asked him to use his personal relationship to invite Su Bai over. Yes, he would also have to bear the consequences of inviting him, Su Bai.

He won't cooperate with the program team and say nice things.

The tone was cold and serious: "To be honest, before I came here, I was wondering if there would be some good seedlings that I could sign and cultivate."

“The first team gave me a huge surprise!”

"If it hadn't been repeatedly confirmed that this is a variety show to cultivate a boy group, I would even think it was a comedy competition."

"Are you serious about the performance you just performed? Isn't it true that the older youths are playing house with their wits?"

"Except for your embarrassing self-introduction that makes my skin crawl, and your singing skills that are worse than even KTV contestants, what are you here for?"

"Sister Jing is willing to give you the opportunity to take an additional test. That is the best opportunity you should seize to express yourself! Still want to watch the teachers argue? You don't think you are such a high-quality seed player, do you?"

"To be honest, your level is not as good as the street singers singing on the street."

Su Bai's words were like a sharp sword piercing the psychological defenses of these giant babies.

Although Lu Hao was one of the worst in terms of strength, he was still good in terms of face. He immediately said directly: "Teacher, I choose to sing!"

Su Bai: "I told you, you don't need to try again."

Ning Jing was quite tolerant of these little fresh meats, and persuaded with a smile: "Xiao Bai, why don't you give me a chance to take a look?"

Su Bai: "I don't know whether the program team's rules require that most of the instructors agree or all of them agree. Judging from the current performance of these five people, I have no interest in watching them again." performance.”

"If you give him another chance, do others have to give him another chance too?"

"Then the remaining 85 people, do everyone need to be given another chance to perform?"

"Then there's no need to record the show. Let him perform all the shows he knows for you, okay?"

What he said was a bit disrespectful to Ning Jing, but it made the other students in the waiting seats feel very comfortable.

There is no absolute fairness in this world, but there can be relative fairness.

Everyone is on stage for the first time. Regardless of whether these people are nervous or perform poorly for some reason, it is their own problem. The opportunities are the same. Why should they do it again?
Ning Jing's face looked a little unhappy, and Su Bai also added at this time: "Sister Jing, I'm not targeting you, I just think that since we are sitting here as instructors, we must be responsible for all students. Give them justice.”

"You are also a veteran actor in the entertainment industry. I would like to ask, if you made a mistake in your performance when the director was casting, will the director give you another chance?"

Su Bai's words made Ning Jing unable to refute.

The entertainment industry is very cruel. There will always be younger, better-looking and stronger people. You have to seize the opportunity yourself. If you fail to seize it, it is your own problem.

And this Lu Hao really seemed to have no brains. If he had followed Ning Jing's instructions and started performing immediately, Su Bai wouldn't have said anything. But his words "I want to watch the teachers argue for a while" really angered Su Bai.

What are you?
Do you deserve it?
Coupled with the performances of several people just now, although Su Bai couldn't help laughing, how could this not be a kind of sadness?
The singing and dancing performance made people laugh, how bad is it?
Su Bai even felt a hint of fear.

If the singers and actors in the future are all this kind of older mentally retarded people, who are more feminine than women, will China's entertainment industry still have a future?

Celebrities guide their fans. Su Bai didn't dare to imagine what a terrible scene it would be if all the children in the future were fans of this kind of thing and imitated them! (End of chapter)

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