Chapter 651 Your stinky tofu is covered with shit!
"Brother System, come out. You are definitely smart. Stop pretending!"

"What we are saying is that if you don't want me to complete this task, you can just judge me as a failure. There is no need to find a task for me to complete!"

"System, get the hell out of here!"

"Don't hide in there and keep silent, I know you are at home!"

"system!"

"Tongzi! Come out!"

In the presidential suite of the Intercontinental Hotel in Phoenix, a very handsome man kept shouting nervously into the air. Fortunately, the hotel was well soundproofed and there was no one in the room, otherwise the man could easily have been sent to a mental hospital.

This comrade who is suspected of being a severely mentally ill patient is Su Bai!

The story still starts when Su Bai was caught by a group of enthusiastic old diners and made 280 bowls of noodles before returning to the hotel at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Su Bai, a hard-working migrant worker, had just laid down on the big bed in the hotel with his tired body, when the sound of system settlement sounded in his mind.

[New mission released]

Su Bai kneaded the powder and rubbed it with trembling hands again in excitement.

【Ding! It is detected that the host has completed the third snail and lion noodle task in the "God of Cooking" challenge. 】

Hard work really pays off!
Originally, it was just because I couldn't bear to disappoint those diners who liked him very much, but I didn't expect such an unexpected surprise!

Isn’t this crazy?
What? Give customers an authentic experience using local materials?

What kind of crazy system is there to be so stupid as to issue people with such outrageous tasks as selling stinky tofu in front of public toilets? !

All the fatigue seemed to have eased a lot.

[Props: "Chef God Stinky Tofu Technique" and secret brine accelerating liquid have been distributed. 】

[Sales price: 50 yuan/portion]

So in fact, this thing still has a bit of cultural inheritance, which is very reasonable.

[Location: Lianghu Changling Ferry Landscape Public Toilet Entrance]

[The fourth food: stinky tofu]

But just as Su Bai opened his mouth for a moment, his face froze at the system's next words.

"Yo? So good?!"

[Sale quantity: 1000 copies]

[Since the host has overfulfilled all three tasks, the task reward is to cancel a food task, and the time remains unchanged. The host only needs to complete three food challenge tasks next. 】

System NMSL!

Su Bai: "."

The most critical thing is the last sentence of the system——

Seeing the first few lines, Su Bai actually didn't feel too much in his heart. To be honest, the snail and lion noodles had been sold for several days, and the stinky tofu was just a little bit smellier than the snail and lion noodles. Su Bai Bai can completely accept it.

In fact, stinky tofu has been a delicacy and snack for a long time. In addition to the nationally renowned Wanghe stinky tofu, the more famous ones in China include Xingcheng stinky tofu, Jinling stinky tofu, Yunnan stinky tofu, Huizhou stinky tofu, etc.
Of course, there is also Yuezhou stinky tofu, which has a history of nearly a thousand years. Its most prosperous era can be traced back to the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty. Emperor Kangxi ate stinky tofu and wrote an inscription with great enthusiasm, making stinky tofu immediately famous. All over the world, the Empress Dowager Cixi of the late Qing Dynasty also had a hobby of eating stinky tofu and listed it as a side dish for the royal family.

Su Bai's whole body was in bad shape!
Yes!
He had quietly told the system before that we should find a place further away next time.

But it’s not the underworld further away!
What the hell kind of hell is this?

Taking ten thousand steps back
Not
Even if we retreat to the Yalu River, no one would be willing to buy stinky tofu in front of the public toilet, right? !
Su Bai has always felt that this system is stupid and has no intelligence. After all, since the system was owned, it almost lay flat and did not interact with the owner like other little loli systems.

However, the function is indeed quite powerful, which makes Su Bai quite satisfied.

Now that he finally released a task, Su Bai found it quite interesting. Although there was no interaction, it was at least a little fun.

But today!

Su Bai deeply felt the malice coming from the system!

This is smarter than absolute!
Hence the scene at the beginning.

Unfortunately, after Su Bai shouted for more than ten minutes, the system was still the same as before, a pool of stagnant water!
The main thing is that he is cold and does not communicate.

Finally, Su Bai's already tired body became even more tired.

Lying down again, Su Bai suppressed the anger in his heart and the desire to cut the system into pieces, and called out gently:

"System baby, I know you can hear me. Can you come out and let's talk?"

【.】

"Really, I won't scold you. Let's sit down and discuss it calmly. After all, you have lived in my body for more than three years. I am your landlord, right? We can chat like friends, you What do you think?”

【.】

"How about you even say something?"

【squeak】

"System I C¥#¥#...&! You are really fucking intelligent! Your (&%¥E#)! Change the mission location for me! Hurry up!" [Once a mission is released, it cannot be changed. In addition, it is detected that the host is not very civilized and polite, so the host is given a "Civilized Etiquette Manual", which has been sent to the host's mind, and the host can refer to it at any time]

Su Bai: ε=ε=ε=(#>д<)

If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting this stupid system that has been pretending to be mentally retarded for 3 years assign me a task of selling stinky tofu at the door of the toilet!
Although Su Bai had a chance to fail in this task, Su Bai really didn't dare to use it.

I really want this skill of God of Cooking!
Especially since he has already tried three kinds of God of Cooking food.

"Okay! Tongzi, just wait for me!"

Although harsh words are a sign of true incompetence and rage, Su Bai really has no way to deal with Tongzi.

Liang Lake is the freshwater lake with the largest water storage capacity and largest area in Jingchu. It is one of the top ten famous lakes in China. It is also one of the best-preserved wetland reserves on the Asian Wetland Protection List and is listed as Jiangcheng City Strategy. Alternate water source.

This place is filled with smoke all year round and the water and sky are blurred, which has the meaning of "steaming clouds and dreamy lakes".

This landscape public toilet is located on the east bank of Liang Lake, in a camphor forest in Changling Pier. There are small towns nearby, and the town is bustling with residents at night. This is a good place for them to relax and chat.

At this moment, a young couple came to the public toilet not far away.

Zhong Guofeng and Yan Susu are a young couple who have just fallen in love. They both work in Jiangcheng. Because they don’t want to be crowded during the May Day period, they each took three days of annual leave and came to Liang, not far from Jiangcheng. Take some time to relax in the Lake Scenic Area.

"Baby, give me the paper, I'm going to the toilet."

"Okay, I'll wait for you at the door."

"Hey, why does it smell so bad? Isn't this toilet an AAA-level toilet with a view?"

Yan Susu took the small packet of paper from her boyfriend's hand speechlessly and pinched her nose in disgust.

"Indeed. It smells a bit strong."

"Wait! Baby, look at the entrance to the public toilet. There seems to be a stall! It seems to be selling some snacks!"

"Isn't it? Who would sell food in front of a public toilet? Eh?! It seems like it is!"

The two of them walked a few steps quickly and saw that the stall in front of the public toilet seemed to be selling snacks!

Take a closer look.
A tall man wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants mask was standing next to the stall, and he was selling stinky tofu!

"No, buddy, are you selling stinky tofu like this?!"

Zhong Guofeng asked speechlessly.

Su Bai had just come out of the stall, and his mood was a bit complicated to be honest. After all, it didn't look like something a normal person could do.

"Ahem. I just had a whim."

"So how is your business?"

"I just came here, and it hasn't been sold yet."

Su Bai replied awkwardly.

"puff!"

Yan Susu laughed out loud on the spot, and Zhong Guofeng also gave Su Bai a thumbs up as he didn't know what to say.

"Brother, tell the truth, are you a host? Do you do those kind of prank outdoor activities? Let me guess where you hide the camera."

As he spoke, Zhong Guofeng looked around to see if there was a filming team hiding in the nearby flower beds or behind trees.

If it weren't for the mask on his face, Su Bai would really feel like he was going to die, and his toes would be tightened.
"That's not true. Without a camera, I'm just selling stinky tofu."

Zhong Guofeng, who looked around but didn't see the camera, finally believed that Su Bai was really just selling stinky tofu. He couldn't help but want to give Su Bai 32 likes!

While the two were talking, many adults and adults who were hanging around and many people coming to the toilet saw this little brother who appeared for the first time, especially the smell coming from Su Bai's stall was really strong!
Yuezhou stinky tofu has a soft texture and a peculiar aroma. It is made by soaking the tofu in a marinade with moldy amaranth stalks. To be honest, the smell is actually not as smelly as Huizhou stinky tofu.

However, the formula given by the system will make a special kind of brine. The brine is actually the most important link for Yuezhou stinky tofu. The formula provided by the system, plus the acceleration liquid, make the stinky tofu taste comparable to that of Yuezhou stinky tofu. It's a great marinade that has been fermented for decades, but it tastes really stinky.

Coupled with the environment, people can have pictures in an instant!

The only good thing now is that the system barely has the conscience to choose a public toilet with a view that has been selected as the most beautiful public toilet in the country. If it really chooses some public toilets with poor sanitary conditions, Su Bai's task will really be hopeless. finished!

One thing to say, Su Bai suddenly missed Huang Mao a little when being surrounded by a group of people pointing and pointing at him as if he was looking at a crazy person!
Although the boy's damn desire to win was only aroused yesterday, now Su Bai really felt that he needed those old diners so much!

If they were here, even if Su Bai's choice of location was outrageous, he probably wouldn't have to worry about sales.

It’s already considered brand protection.

"Young man, why is your stinky tofu so smelly? I heard that many stinky tofu are made with real shit. Isn't that what you did?"

At this time, an uncle looked at the stinky tofu on Su Bai's stall with curiosity and spoke slowly.

Su Bai: "."

Are you polite?

Your stinky tofu is covered with shit!
How could this old man taint someone else's innocence out of thin air? !

(End of this chapter)

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