100 million walk alone

Chapter 452 Traveler Wu Jinbo

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The black-clothed doorman on the ring flew out upside down.

The flying posture was exactly the same as Wu Dalang's before.

Even the nosebleed looks exactly like Wu Dalang's.

And the bruised nose and swollen face almost replicated Wu Dalang's tragic situation.

There was silence in the ring. No one could see clearly how Pei Yiye acted. They only felt that this person was unfathomable.

"Accepted."

Pei Yin cupped his hands to the black-clothed doorman and turned to look at the old housekeeper: "When I passed by just now, I heard that this fellow Taoist Wu Dalang is good at telling jokes. I, Pei, like hearing jokes the most in my life. I wonder if I can invite you. Is this Taoist fellow Dalang going to sit in my room for a while?"

The butler didn't dare to say no, so he winked at Wu Dalang, indicating that he would be well served and not talk nonsense.

All the diners watched the three people leave with envy, jealousy and hatred.

Many diners felt that something was wrong. That Wu Dalang didn't look very good, and his cultivation level wasn't very good either, but somehow he was so lucky that he won the princess's smile not long after he arrived at Fengyue Villa, and it didn't take long for him to get married again. The legendary Pei Yiye was at the height of his powers.

The guest rooms in Fengyue Villa are beyond imagination, and they are worthy of being the emperor's exclusive villa for vacation.

The three Black Rose girls in the guest room breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Pei Yin returning with a smile.

Seeing Wu Dalang again with a bruised nose and swollen face, the three women's minds were full of questions, what is going on?

"The housekeeper is busy with official duties, so you don't need to accompany me. You can go on about your business."

Pei Yin first dismissed the old housekeeper, and then said to the three women: "This is my new disciple Wu Dalang. We hit it off immediately. Brother Dalang and I will talk about some topics between men. You can rest for a while."

The three girls thought that Pei Yin wanted to get information about Fengyue Villa from the guests, so they cooperated and went back to their rooms to practice.

Pei Yin and Wu Dalang were sitting in the living room and suddenly opened their Dan Domain.

The Danyu in front of me is intriguing. It is a replica of a single apartment, with a homebody in it and a laptop placed in front of him.

A split screen appeared on the computer, using three different players to play three different art movies.

And the otaku practiced the art of fighting left and right in front of the computer screen.

Suddenly, a cat demon came in from the balcony, scaring the otaku to howl.

He didn't even put on any pants, and ran out with his arms crossed.

The cat demon chased him wildly and beat the otaku until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Then, a fat man weighing about 200 pounds appeared.

Seeing that familiar scene, Wu Dalang almost cried: "Brother, don't let it go, this matter is my dark history. You suddenly replayed it, which aroused my psychological shadow."

The scene stopped abruptly, and Pei Yin smiled: "I thought I recognized the wrong person, but I didn't expect it was really you!"

"I didn't expect that the famous Pei Yiye would actually be you."

Wu Jinbo looked around for a while, then lowered his voice: "It turns out that I thought I was the only one who traveled to another world. I didn't expect that after a long time of traveling in a group, you also came through!"

"Time travel?" The corners of Pei Yin's mouth twitched, almost unable to hold back.

"Isn't it true? We came to a different world from the cultivation star inexplicably. What is this other than time travel?" Wu Jinbo said confidently.

Pei Yin was speechless for a moment.

Going from the human world to the earth world is essentially going from one world to another.

It's quite reasonable to say it's time travel!

Pei Zhenren couldn't refute.

Wu Jinbo got excited: "Brother, tell me, how did you travel through time?"

Pei Yin followed the topic: "No, tell me first, how did you travel through time?"

Wu Jinbo's swollen panda eyes revealed the sorrow of his balls: "Don't mention it, it's my fault that I went to Kunlun Mountain to explore. I got into an ancient tomb inexplicably, just like the cliché in the Internet article The plot is the same, the tomb robbery failed, and I traveled through time in a daze."

Pei Yin's face dropped: "Xiao Wu, you have changed and you don't tell the truth anymore. If I remember correctly, you used to be a mortal, but now you are at least a third-level Dan Realm realm cultivation level. Use such an old-fashioned way to travel through time. To fool me, are you deliberately insulting me?"

"I woke up a long time ago, and I left you a message. Didn't you see it?" Wu Jinbo looked aggrieved.

"When did it happen?" Pei Yin was stunned.

"That's when I stayed in the super suite 6606 of Xinyue Hotel for half a month, and used your super membership card to spend more than two million." Wu Jinbo felt embarrassed when he said this.

Pei Yin remembered that after the tutoring demon was exposed, he moved into Jianyuan and asked Wu Jinbo to go to Xinyue Hotel for a while.

During that time, Wu Jinbo turned the super suite into a super gun room, making Mr. Pei embarrassed to stay in the 6606 super suite again.

Later, he went to Qingcheng Cave Heaven, was captured by the Empress and taken to Dongsheng Shenzhou, and entered the Demon Locking Tower. Too many things happened. He didn't bring his mobile phone with him, and it was impossible to see Wu Jinbo's message.

Pei Yin sorted out his thoughts and his face softened a lot: "I'm sure you've awakened less than a year ago and reached the third level so quickly. You can do it. Tell me, how did you do it?"

"Brother, you still have the nerve to say that I insulted you. It was you who insulted me. Compared with you, I am nothing more than a hammer." Wu Jinbo drooped his head, looking like he was extremely angry when compared with others.

"Don't get involved with me yet, tell me about your business." Pei Yin became serious. Wu Jinbo's arrival in the underworld was so unbelievable that he had to figure out the cause and effect.

"The situation at the time was like this... I lived in the super suite 6606 and had appointments with more than a dozen female monks."

"Those monks thought I was a billionaire and were always enthusiastic about me."

"Even though I was still a mortal at the time, the girls were also very proactive and touching. Just ordering a piece of spiritual flesh and spiritual fruit worth tens of thousands of yuan, and they unlocked new postures that are not even seen in art films."

"About a week later, I didn't understand what was going on, but my spiritual roots suddenly awakened."

"And guess what?"

"I met a rich woman at the Xinyue Hotel, with a net worth of tens of millions. She invited me to her home to officially meet her."

"I knew in my heart that she wanted to use tens of millions to deceive me into hundreds of millions."

"But who am I? I'm not afraid of wearing shoes if I'm barefoot."

"When I thought about the fact that I only had 3,000 yuan in my bank card, I didn't panic at all and just left with her."

"About a month later, the skills I inherited suddenly reached perfection...Brother, don't look at me like that. I don't understand how I did it."

"Anyway, the rich woman was shocked. She thought I was a genius or the kind of noble son who comes from a wealthy family to experience life, so she treated me better."

"She has three-star spiritual roots, her skills are perfect, and she makes progress with me every day."

"She also paid for it out of her own pocket, and she said she was willing to give everything for me."

"It didn't take long before I broke through to the second level Dharmakaya realm."

"I spent a total of more than 20 million on her to reach the peak of Dharma Body."

"Then the big incident in West Lake City happened. I was heartbroken watching the live broadcast. I hated myself for being useless. I wanted to help but couldn't."

"The state was very strange at that time. I suddenly felt like I had successfully formed a pill."

"The rich woman was even more shocked. She thought I was the second Weiyuan Pei Yin. She believed that I could copy your miracle, and she offered me cultivation resources by selling iron."

"But the Dan Realm realm consumes too much and requires spiritual stones. Her little possessions are not enough."

"After eating soft food for so long, I felt embarrassed myself, so I decided to let her go and ran away overnight." "Before leaving, I left a note for her: Forgive me for my unruly, indulgent love of freedom in this life. …”

Pei Yin was stunned for a moment after hearing this: "What the hell, you spent all her money and dumped her. Do you mean to let her go?"

Wu Jinbo said weakly with a shy face: "Don't mention it, I feel ashamed to see anyone when I talk about it. During that time, I was full of guilt. I wanted to do something big, take off from Wuhu, and then Go back and find her in a hurry."

Pei Yin knew the highlight was coming: "Tell me next, how did you take off from Wuhu?"

"After forming the elixir, I got to know a few masters of the elixir realm, and I heard from them that there is a great treasure hidden in the Kunlun Mountains. Decades ago, Master Zhang Tianshi and Master Niu of Emeishan both went to the Kunlun Mountains."

Wu Jinbo said with a sad face: "I went to Kunlun Mountain to try my luck. I walked for a few days and got lost. Brother, I really didn't make it up. I got into an ancient tomb at that time and I didn't understand what was going on. My eyes blurred and I suddenly fainted."

"When I woke up, I was lying in a big mountain."

"The place is full of stone monuments, like ancient altars."

"I thought it was still the Kunlun Mountains, and I was looking for a way out."

"It wasn't until I walked out that I realized that there was actually the Dragon Mountain Range."

"When I arrived at Qingshi City, when the gatekeepers heard that my surname was Wu, they didn't give me any trouble and let me enter the city."

"Later, when I asked someone about it, I found out that the emperor of this different world was also named Wu."

"The emperor's name is Wu Nianbo, which is taboo among ordinary people, do you understand? I changed my name to Wu Dalang."

At this point, Wu Jinbo became passionate: "I, Wu Dalang, also have a dream. Since I have traveled through time, it means that I am the chosen one. If I don't make a big move, will I be worthy of the audience?"

Wu Dalang had a dream, which made Pei Yin unable to hold back anymore: "Son of the Chosen One, how big will your hair be?"

Wu Jinbo sounded like a professional: "Brother, you have also read mobile phone novels. Anyone who travels through time must be a cheater. If I can time travel, I must cheat."

"I thought about life seriously at that time. There was probably a cheat hidden in me."

"For example, the system, the old man with the white beard in the ring, etc., all have the same share."

"But it's so weird. I've been researching it for a few days, but I still didn't find out what my plug-in is."

"Who can bear this? Without plug-ins, wouldn't I be the most failed time traveler in history?"

"Just when I was doubting my life, I overheard someone talking about the Tiandao Monument."

"At that time, I had a very strong premonition that when I found the Tiandao Monument, I would be able to activate the plug-in and reach the peak of my life."

Pei Yin probably understood: "Then why didn't you go to Shendu instead of coming to Fengyue Villa to become a guest?"

"Hey!" Wu Jinbo sighed: "Brother, I am still young. I am still young. When I arrived at the gate of Shendu, I realized that Wu was no longer able to function and could not even enter the city gate."

"You don't know, I was almost beaten to death at the city gate that day."

"It's so unreasonable to ride on a horse. How can there be such a miserable time traveler as me?"

"Everything in the novel is a lie. Others took off as soon as they traveled through time. When I traveled through time, I either starved or was beaten."

Pei Yin couldn't laugh or cry, and Wu Jinbo, the time traveler, really had a comedic effect.

Wu Jinbo continued: "At that time, I was penniless, and I couldn't live without food. I was so hungry that my chest pressed against my back."

"One day I really had no choice but to run to Mingyue Mountain to find some wild fruits to fill my stomach."

"When we arrived at the foot of the mountain, we unexpectedly discovered Fengyue Villa."

"I asked the villagers outside and found out that Princess Changle is known as the female Meng Chang and likes to recruit followers."

"As a history class representative in junior high school, doesn't this hit me?"

"Mr. Mengchang has men like chickens, dogs, and thieves under his command. There is a place for someone like me to be useful."

"I mustered up the courage to knock on the door and said that I wanted to be the princess's guest."

"It happened that the princess was at home that day and met me personally and asked me what my outstanding talents were."

"Brother, you don't know, I was so nervous that I almost peed my pants."

Speaking of this, Wu Jinbo suddenly flipped the hair in front of his forehead and became inexplicably arrogant: "At that critical moment, I had a painful realization - among the time travelers, there is a kind of copycat, and their plug-in is Copying Tang poetry and Song lyrics, specifically to deceive ancient girls."

"I've realized that it's time to show off my talent."

"At that time, I only had one thought: Come on, Princess, let's have a taste of my decisive killing side."

"I was inspired that day, and my starting skill was Li Bai's 'Raise a glass to the bright moon, and look at the shadow to form three people'."

Pei Yin was attracted by the plot of this exciting article: "Is the princess so fascinated by your talent that you can't find anything to do?"

Wu Jinbo was about to cry but had no tears: "How could it be possible? I am young, and I am young again." After listening to the poem, the princess made a very heart-wrenching comment - the poem is a good poem, but every time more dogs are slaughtered in a righteous way, there will be more betrayal. He is a scholar, but I don’t like poets.”

Pei Yin felt the twist in Shuangwen's plot: "Then what should you do?"

Wu Jinbo flipped his hair again: "What else can I do? If I offend Princess Changle, will I get something good to eat? At that time, I gritted my teeth and decided to risk my life."

"Since copying poetry is not easy, I will copy Internet jokes."

"If it doesn't work, I'll copy the talk show too."

Speaking of this, Wu Jinbo looked like he was in a hurry: "I risked everything and copied all the talk shows of Xu Zhisheng and He Guangzhi."

"After all, I am also a witty man. I changed the modern background to an ancient one and told jokes in a more jealous way."

"Then, the moment to witness the miracle came."

"The princess chuckled. You didn't see it. She looked so ecstatic."

“I’ve been a hanger-on ever since.”

"I have been in Fengyue Villa for half a month, and the princess has come to see me three times. I made her laugh every time."

"This made me understand my mission. As a time traveler like me, I specialize in popularizing science online jokes for these ancient people. I don't know anything else."

Pei Yin gave a thumbs up when he heard this: "Xiao Wu, you are still cool. I also think you look like a time-traveling pig's foot."

When Wu Jinbo heard this, he was furious: "The pig's trotter is a hammer. These dog coin diners in the villa are all jealous of me. When they get the opportunity, they challenge me and beat me up. Which pig's trotter have you seen getting beaten every day?" "

Pei Yin smiled mysteriously: "Now that I'm here, your pig's feet halo has been firmly established. Didn't I avenge you?"

Wu Jinbo was convinced on the spot: "It makes sense. When the protagonist in the novel is in danger, there must be someone to help him. Listening to what you said, I feel that I am the best actor!"

Pei Yin couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Haha, you can do it. As expected of you. Come on, Best Actor, I will heal your injuries first and restore your beauty as the leading male."

"No need." Wu Jinbo dodged a little.

Pei Yin raised his eyebrows: "Why, you can't trust me? Are you afraid that I will take the opportunity to hurt you, or are you afraid that I will check your cultivation?"

"Brother, there is a misunderstanding. This is a big misunderstanding." Wu Jinbo explained: "This small injury does not matter. The princess has said that the disciples can discuss each other, but they are not allowed to kill."

After a pause, this guy was extremely angry: "I'm going to have a bruised nose and a swollen face, so that the princess can see with her own eyes how those retainers bully people. I also want to let those retainers understand what it means to have milk for a crying child. What is the wisdom of a time traveler!"

(End of this chapter)