100 million walk alone

Chapter 458: Marriage after listening to the joke

Miao Lihui's true identity is like a huge stone thrown into a calm lake, causing a thousand waves.

The old and cunning bosses present understood that Pei Yiye was suspected of throwing dirty water, but they couldn't stand it. Pei Yiye said one thing after another, and even described Miao Lihui's facial features.

As we all know, Pei entered the capital of the gods overnight, first staying in the temple annex, and later in retreat at the Yuelai Inn. The big guys all sent their spies to keep an eye on him, and they were very sure that Pei Yiye had never been to the black market, let alone Miao Lihui from Xinglong Pawnshop.

The more well-informed bosses also knew that Shopkeeper Miao had been in seclusion for more than half a year and could not see many people who wanted to see him. It was even less likely that outsiders like Pei Yiye would meet him.

So the question is, why was Pei Yiye able to tell Miao Lihui's information so clearly?

This question is precisely the seed planted by Pei Zhenren.

When it takes root and sprouts, there will be a good show.

Some seeds can grow into towering trees.

Some torrents can download wonderful art films.

All in all, seeds cannot be underestimated.

While everyone was talking about it, the princess and Prince Jing appeared at the same time.

Today Prince Jing is wearing casual clothes, deliberately making green leaves to set off the red flowers around him.

The birthday princess, dressed in formal attire, looked like a fairy descending from heaven, and the younger monks present were fascinated by it.

The older foxes are very calm on the surface, but they are also turbulent in their hearts. They are thinking about finding a concubine who looks like Princess Changle someday. Even if they are even three-thirds similar, it will be great.

After a while of greetings, the father and daughter took the main seat, and the banquet officially began.

For the first time, Pei Yin saw what the upper class of the Zhou Dynasty ate.

Several fruits in the fruit plate are obviously spiritual fruits, and the quality is quite good.

And the telepathic hairy crab is even more awesome than the 81 kilogram psychic hairy crab in the human world.

Pei Yin also saw something familiar, one of millions of mutated two-headed abalone in the Xinyue Hotel.

The name of this kind of double-headed abalone in Zhou Dynasty is: Beihai Lingmiao double-headed abalone.

An abalone is worth a top-quality spiritual stone.

In the Tang Dynasty in the human world, that would be a huge sum of 100 million.

Even a man of 100 million people has never eaten such expensive food, and he has a deep understanding of the luxury of the Zhou aristocrats.

Pei Yin had just finished eating an abalone when he heard a voice coming from outside the door:

"The Emperor has arrived!"

The guests who were enjoying their feast stood up tremblingly, and then all knelt down.

Everyone's mind was full of questions and what they meant, but they had never heard that the emperor was coming to celebrate his birthday.

Prince Jing and the princess exchanged a look, which did not reveal the pride of the emperor's grace, but rather a bit of worry.

The father and daughter hurriedly walked to the door and knelt down. Prince Jing said, "I didn't know that the emperor was coming, so I missed you from afar. Please forgive me for my inconvenience."

"Uncle, please get up quickly."

A young man with a weak crown in a golden robe came to the door. He stretched out his hand to help King Jing up, then looked around at everyone and said: "Everyone, get up. Today we will only talk about romance, regardless of whether you are a king or a minister, you must have a good time."

How could everyone dare to enjoy themselves so much that they sat back in their original positions in fear.

Prince Jing and his daughter could no longer sit on the throne and gave up their positions to the young emperor.

As soon as the emperor sat down, his rhythm took off. He did not regard himself as "I" and said: "I left the palace incognito today. I was delayed by something on the way. I came a step late. I can't help the emperor and sister Mingkong. I will punish myself." Three cups.”

After speaking, he raised his glass and took a sip.

Prince Jing looked extremely flustered: "Your Majesty, you can't help me. Your Majesty has so many things to do every day, so it's my son's great fortune to be able to take the time to come. How can I let your Majesty punish me with a drink, and make this old minister panic?"

"Uncle Emperor, there is no need to be so imprisoned. Since I have spoken out my words, there is no reason to break my words." After the emperor finished speaking, he punished himself with two drinks, which frightened the six ministers to join in the toast, for fear that they would not be able to keep up with the rhythm.

The originally relaxed and pleasant banquet became tense.

Everyone was terrified, fearing that if they said the wrong thing, they would be in trouble.

"Why don't you talk?" The emperor asked knowingly, and simply took the lead himself: "I heard that all the guests at Fengyue Villa have talents. I wonder if it can open your eyes?"

"The reckless tricks of the Jianghu are beyond the reach of elegance. I dare not show my ugliness in front of the Holy One." Princess Changle declined politely.

"Sister, being too humble means being proud. Who doesn't know that the guests under your command are talented and have extraordinary abilities? Could it be that sister keeps it to herself and enjoys it, and is unwilling to share it with everyone?" The emperor's words were heartbreaking, implying that the princess had raised a private child. soldiers.

Once private soldiers are involved, in the worst case, it is a crime of usurping the throne and treason.

"Don't dare, Changle will call the guests over now." The Princess of Changle was unable to get off the tiger and winked at the old housekeeper.

Soon a diner came over and performed a sword dance in front of everyone.

It’s flashy, but the action is quite nice.

That's it?

Many people have questions in their minds. The retainers of Princess Changle are not that good either.

Little did he know that the old housekeeper understood the princess' eyes and deliberately found a mediocre person to come over, so as not to be too eye-catching and arouse suspicion.

"it is good!"

After the sword dance performance, the emperor suddenly applauded.

The ministers who are familiar with the emperor will not be punished. What kind of performance has not been seen today? Today, Mao has such low expectations that he even applauded a sword dance of this level?

Since the emperor took him away, everyone applauded without conscience. Princess Changle's heart skipped a beat, the person who came was not a good person.

"Sister Mingkong really has hidden dragons and crouching tigers under her hands. I admire her." The emperor didn't know whether he was praising or scolding, but he said with great interest: "Quick, quick, quick, let's play another part. I... I still want to see it."

Princess Changle was determined and used her trump card: "Steward, go and invite Wu Dalang."

After a while, Wu Jinbo appeared with a bruised nose and swollen face.

All the guests were full of questions. Bringing a pig head out, what kind of trouble is this?

Princess Changle didn't understand the situation either. When did Wu Dalang get beaten into a pig's head?

The old housekeeper understood life well and helped the princess out: "Dear guests, this Mr. Wu Dalang has makeup on his face, just like a clown in a drama. Next, Mr. Wu will tell a joke for everyone. "

Everyone suddenly realized that clowns who deliberately act ugly and stupid are very common in traditional Zhou Dynasty dramas.

There are also some old Jianghu who have very vicious eyes, and they can see that Wu Jinbo's bruised nose and face are definitely not wearing makeup.

At this moment, Wu Jinbo was not afraid, but a little excited.

As a time traveler, the big stage of his dream that he was looking forward to finally appeared.

In the eyes of travelers, this is a platform to realize their dreams.

So Wu Jinbo moistened his throat and started his performance: "It is said that once upon a time, there was a Yanggu County in Nanzhan Buzhou. There was a man selling cooking cakes in the county. His name was Wu Dalang. He was as short as a winter melon. Grandma didn't love my uncle. Love, but there is a beautiful lady named Pan Jinlian..."

As the story goes, Ximen Qing hooked up with Pan Jinlian and talked about Pan Jinlian poisoning Wu Dalang.

"Dalang, it's time to drink medicine."

"Wu Dalang never dreamed that drinking that bowl of soup would ruin his life."

"That night, Dalang died suddenly, Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian did whatever they wanted, and even did that cowardly thing in front of Wu Dalang's coffin..."

Wu Jinbo has a good way of telling stories, and his tone and expression are well-predicted, which is fascinating.

The guests present were fascinated, and the young master clenched his fists in anger.

"Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian were happy all day long, thinking they were hiding something from the truth."

"As everyone knows, people are doing it, but God is watching."

"It is said that there are tigers in Jingyanggang. A man came today, named Wu Song, known as Wu Erlang..."

Wu Jinbo uses a dismantling segmentation method to cut into Wu Song's scenes. From Wu Erlang's perspective, he tells the story of the tiger-fighting hero who came to Yanggu County to find out the truth, beat Ximen Qing to death, and cut off Pan Jinlian's head with one knife. .

"it is good!"

"Good kill!"

The young guests became excited and cheered.

This time the emperor did not take the lead in cheering. He took an unusual approach and raised a question: "Sir, the story you told is wonderful, but it doesn't look like a joke."

Wu Jinbo didn't know the emperor either, so he said mysteriously: "This distinguished guest, I just talked about the first part. Please listen to the second part."

After a pause, he started his performance: "Speaking of which, there is a man named Zhu Laosan in Hezhou, Xiniu. Zhu Laosan is ugly and has no friends, wife or children."

"Having been a bachelor all his life, Zhu Laosan has two major wishes in his life: first, to have a good brother who is sincere and courageous. Second, to have a beautiful lady as beautiful as a flower."

"He prayed to gods and Buddhas day and night and made countless wishes."

"Until one day, Zhu Laosan moved the gods and helped him realize his wish."

"When Zhu Laosan woke up, he found that he was different. He really had a good brother who stood up for him."

"Beside his bed, there is a beautiful girl who is as beautiful as a flower."

"That little lady is gentle and well-behaved. The first thing she said to him was: Da Lang, it's time to take medicine..."

puff!

The emperor, who was holding the wine glass, spit out a mouthful of wine.

The other guests couldn't jump out and burst into laughter.

Princess Changle was quite satisfied, and Wu Dalang, her retainer, fully achieved the results she expected.

It does not expose the cultivation strength of the gatekeepers, but also makes the whole house happy. This is exactly the ending that the princess wants.

However, she guessed the beginning but not the ending.

"Hahahaha!"

"Good good!"

"Great story!"

"What a joke!"

The emperor cheered repeatedly and said with a big smile: "There are indeed strange people and strangers in Sister Mingkong's house, which is eye-opening."

Princess Changle said cautiously: "Your Majesty has thanked you. If your Majesty likes it, you might as well bring Mr. Dalang back to the palace and tell you jokes to relieve your boredom."

"A gentleman does not take away people's love, and this is absolutely not allowed." A coldness flashed in the emperor's eyes, and he fed the jester. That was the act of a foolish emperor. The princess sister had just given him eye drops on purpose.

The kings of the past dynasties must not suffer losses. The emperor took advantage of the situation and responded: "Speaking of my love, I suddenly remembered something. Sister, you are too old to be young. The Queen Mother is worried about your marriage. I have deliberately planned it many times. The marriage was granted, but I didn’t know who my sister loved, so I let it go.”

After a pause, the emperor said something astonishing: "Today I have figured it out. My sister likes to keep customers, so her thoughts are naturally on the customers. This Mr. Wu Dalang is very talented, and he and his sister can be called a talented man and a beautiful woman. I will make the decision today to grant a marriage. Princess Yu Changle and Wu Dalang, I wish you a happy marriage and a son soon!"

(End of this chapter)