Ascension

"Who wants your reward?"

Gua Gua was very angry. He threw out a "Super Purification" with his left hand and a "Super Healing" with his right hand, bombarding them continuously.

Mo Shuang flew away, like a black fish stranded on the shore and about to die, his eyes bloodshot, his mind disoriented, not knowing where he was.

"Little melon... so nice~~"

“It hurts! It really hurts! It hurts so much~~~”

The kid stumbled, spun in a circle, and fell on his back.

With a puff, a ray of golden light passed through its translucent flesh and blood, and in an instant, its cheers came to an abrupt end.

"Eh? Why doesn't it hurt anymore?"

"Little Guagua, push harder, don't stop!"

Mo, who was confused, sat up unsteadily.

It lowered its head. Its body, which had been tattered as if it had a skin disease, suddenly recovered, so much so that it was at a loss and muttered to itself:
“Am I grown up again?”

"But... I haven't accumulated enough happiness yet..."

"Ahhh! I'm tired! I won't fight anymore!"

Gua Gua became even angrier. He advanced through fighting and his wounds healed as well. What was this?

Its healing skills are not like cabbage, so throwing a bunch of them is very tiring.

And it hasn't even advanced yet, so how come the rag is ahead?

Little Guagua was furious and jumped onto Ye Hanjun's shoulder, refusing to pay any attention to Mo no matter what.

Mo tilted his head, and in his ferocious bloodshot pupils, there flashed a hint of innocence that only his own people could capture.

"Why is Xiaoguagua angry?"

"Is it because I was impolite and didn't repay you properly?"

"I'm sorry! How about opening the demigod realm directly? Let's find happiness together!"

Mo was eager to try, so he followed Ye Hanjun's trouser legs and tried to crawl up to his upper body.

Guagua was like a stressed kitten, jumping up and down immediately, not allowing it to cross the dividing line of the waist:
"Go down, go down!"

"The area above the waist is mine, so stay down there and behave yourself!"

"Oh."

He nodded silently, gave up the idea, and obeyed.

Yaya is the best friend and Yehanjun is the second best friend.

Little Guagua, maybe it can be ranked third, it is also very important, you have to take its words to heart!
"call!"

Guagua turned his head away, his good mood completely gone.

Ye Hanjun, who was caught in the middle, was at a loss for a moment.

But he was also surprised that Mo's promotion was so casual, as if it was as easy as eating and drinking.

But recalling carefully, this little fellow had already ascended to the Holy Fetus after swallowing the ancient disaster beast, the Magma Mosquito Queen.

The Solar Abyss, the Sea of ​​Clouds, the West Sea, the Mechanical God Mountain, the Desire Realm - in all these years of adventure, which one was smooth sailing?

Its advancement is more natural than that of Lazy, Strange and Fierce.

Including Gua Gua, Hua Zhu and E Daxian who have not yet advanced, they are all stuck on the edge of the promotion node.

As long as you can withstand pressure and face life and death, you can achieve results ahead of schedule.

"Okay, this isn't the first time you've met Mo."

Ye Hanjun poked Guagua's nose and rubbed its face hard.

After going down the stairs, Xiaoguagua rubbed his clothes to show that he was not going to fight with the guy on his trouser leg.

"You too, why should you seek happiness from anyone else but Guagua?"

Ye Hanjun stretched out a finger and poked Mo's belly again.

In the past, he only dared to think about such behavior but did not dare to do it himself.

No matter how small Mo's body is, the law of destruction sealed in his body is enough to kill a person.

However, after being promoted to a saint, Ye Hanjun felt more confident.

After a long period of getting along, even though Mo was confused in many areas, he never failed to lead at critical moments and never accidentally hurt friendly forces.

This trust was built up slowly.

Ye Hanjun boldly felt Mo's body temperature, which was icy cold, like well water under the shade of a tree.

Of course, he couldn't touch it for a long time, otherwise the electric shock sensation would gradually worsen, and his spiritual side would still give him a warning.

"Okay, that's it."

"Go wake everyone up. We have come to the land of laziness for no apparent reason. We don't know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing."

Under Ye Hanjun's instructions, Gua Gua and Mu Yi acted separately.

Ye Liuying, Bana, Huazhu and Ajifla, who were in a sleeping state, were all awakened one by one.

When it was Lazy Qixiong's turn, Sheep Xiaoqi and Snake Xiaoxiong successfully woke him up, and he was in high spirits.

The only exception was the lazy lion, who was sleeping soundly. No matter how he was knocked or even kicked, he showed no signs of waking up.

"It's over, the sleeping little lazy boy has a thicker skin than a city wall!"

"I have advanced to the minor stage of the Supreme Saint. My defense has also improved. I am indestructible. No matter how hard you hit me, it won't work!"

Gua Gua transformed into the immortal goose, stepping on the lion's head, jumping and dancing, but it was in vain.

Mu Yi, who is always calm, tries to stimulate Little Lion with his divinity.

But Shi Xiaolan seemed to be accustomed to the divinity of the Hanba clan.

Deep down, I don't treat them as enemies at all, and I have no physiological instinct to face crisis.

"Let's put the lazy little thing aside, Ekifla, how do you feel?"

"I?"

Ekifla woke up and stared at the place where she had been lying with a frown.

Because the incident happened suddenly, her companion magical instrument, the Ruyi Bed, did not have time to accept the original body.

For an uncertain period of time, she just lay on the cold floor, covered in dust and dirt, looking completely disfigured.

"I am angry!"

Ekifla nodded heavily and spoke frankly.

Hearing this, Gua Gua shrank his neck and secretly curled up into a ball.

Anyway, it's its fault.

When it comes to responsibility, the big tadpole accounts for half and it accounts for the other half.

Xiao Meili must have been an innocent victim. She didn't get any big benefits and just slept for no reason. She is angry - she has the right to be angry.

"Now that I'm here, it would be unreasonable not to say hello to the owner of this place, right?"

This time, Ejifla was not so petty.

She glanced at Gua Gua, then immediately turned her gaze to the statue. Then, she stared at the sleeping Original Sleep Demons around her, with an undisguised purple gleam in her eyes.

"We found the Pillow of Laziness!"

"These lazy demons, either spit it out or give me the treasure of beauty!"

"That's right!"

Guagua confirmed that Xiao Meili did not blame him, and immediately put on a righteous expression and began to support her from a distance:
"That's what I mean! Either we barter or exchange for treasures of equal value!"

"Either help us find the Whip of Lust, or we can exchange it for another. No one is cheated!"

"I just slept like this, without doing anything, and I already have my own magic weapon."

"There is no such good thing in the world. You can't even dream about it!"

As he spoke, the clever Gua Gua observed the expression of the giant tadpole.

Seeing the recognition on his face, it smiled and immediately maintained the shape of the goose fairy, flapping its wing on the butt of a sleeping demon.

"Oh!"

The form of the Goose Immortal is at least comparable to the savage beast physique of the Holy Void.

But this randomly selected original sleep demon just took out its claws and rubbed its butt, as if it was tickling, and didn't care at all.

"No way, the defense is so abnormal?"

Gua Gua didn't believe it, so he switched to the form of Little Black Hat and cast extreme spells one after another.

It was freezing cold, there were thunder and lightning, strong winds and heavy rain, and pitch black darkness... Different elements collided here, but the buildings remained motionless. Even the original sleeping demons that had been attacked were sleeping soundly, without any signs of being disturbed.

Guagua was stunned and for a moment wondered if he was the fetus of the Most Holy One.

Are the skills you mastered illusions? Why don’t they cause any damage?

"No, the laws of this place secretly protect lazy heirs..."

For the first time in her life, Bana stepped into the kingdom of the Seven Sins.

The first one is the royal capital, and the second one is the Demon Queen's Tower.

She was trembling with fear.

Seeing Ye Hanjun's back and Mu Yi slaughtering the Demon Marshal single-handedly, she calmed down and helped to think of a countermeasure:
"In the eyes of the original demons, the Demon Queen Tower is a sacred place."

"If it was any other original demon king, he would have eaten us alive."

"But Laziness is different. Among the seven major branches, this lineage has a very low presence and the lowest threat factor."

"It's not that they are not strong. On the contrary, they are terrifyingly strong."

"It's just because of their personality. They generally don't fight with others. No matter whether it's the demons' or humans' affairs, they usually don't help either side..."

Bana briefly introduced the basic views of the humans in the Desire Realm towards the original sleep demon clan.

Ye Hanjun frowned. If that's the case, then among the descendants of the Seven Sins, the Laziness lineage is the safest. It would actually be quite difficult to make enemies with them?

As he was thinking, Ye Hanjun fixed his sight on the largest original sleeping demon.

This guy's attribute panel also has "Recognition of the Seven Sins (shallow)".

However, after "The Demon Queen's Legacy", it is marked "Laluhab/Order 1".

He is Kukuba, the King of Laziness who appeared in the projection during the meeting of the Seven Lords.

"Instead of waking up a low-level primordial sleeper who doesn't have enough say, it's better to wake up the real king all at once..."

Ye Hanjun murmured to himself, his eyes showing determination.

He summoned the sword Lei Zi, slowly grasped the hilt, and pointed the tip of the sword at the soles of Kukuba's feet.

During this process, the golden cross sword burst out with dazzling lightning, and the crackling arcs of electricity quickly drowned out the snoring sounds that came one after another.

Kukuba - don't move!
He still didn't feel threatened and remained in a deep sleep from beginning to end.

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you, please wake up!"

A flash of sword light flashed in Ye Hanjun's eyes, and the next moment, Jian Leizi flew out of his hand and hit the target directly.

However, what was surprising was that the sword Lei Zi, which was known for its dominance and sharpness, was unable to pierce the skin of the original sleep demon's feet. "Environmental protection, defense has been raised to a higher level?"

"Mo, try it. Climb onto its face and see if it reacts."

"Oh."

Mo, who was polite and sensible, jumped onto Kukuba as instructed.

It climbs along the rough skin, occasionally grabbing onto thick hairs to increase friction as it moves.

When he got close to the big millstone-shaped face, Mo saw that the other party did not react, so he released the sealed evil demon body of disaster bit by bit.

"Ow..."

Kukuba's eyelids trembled a few times, and he suddenly turned over, trying to shake Fei Mo off.

There are tentacles that stick tightly to it, and no matter how Kukuba tosses it around, it remains motionless.

After repeating this several times, Mo blinked, with a look of joy on his face.

Any creature that can't be killed with a single glare has the potential to become your friend!
This sleeping devil can definitely share a lot of happiness!
Thinking of this, Mo became happier and happier.

As they get happy, the friction between the tentacles becomes more and more frequent.

"Kacha!"

Right where it was lying, a pool of blood was faintly visible coming out of its pores.

Those were the patterns of fresh flowers. They were blood red at first, but soon turned into a variety of colors, each one more gorgeous than the last.

In the property panel, the state of deep sleep was suddenly broken.

Kukuba suddenly opened his eyes, and a bear-like strong claw slapped his face.

"Paji!"

Mo turned into the shape of a meat patty, and all the blood plasma in his body splashed out.

It groaned inhumanly, enjoying the pain at that moment immensely.

At the same time, in line with the idea of ​​reciprocity among new friends, it activated the "Finger of the Painful Demon" to share the current happiness.

"Ah! Where did this poisonous mosquito come from!"

"I sleep so soundly. I hate mosquitoes the most! Go to hell! Don't get close to me!"

Kukuba slapped himself on the left cheek eighteen times in a row.

By the fifth time, half of his face was already red and swollen.

By the tenth time, it was swollen like a pig's head.

By the time the eighteenth blow was over, one of his front teeth was broken and his eye socket was cracked. He was extremely cruel to himself.

"Wake up, wake up, finally wake up!"

Guagua covered his eyes and peeked through his fingers.

The rag has divine blood, which is a powerful killer.

It would have been great if this poor big guy had been awakened by the little sword, but he had to suffer another severe punishment.

"Hiss... who are you?"

"This is the Queen's Tower. I've already hidden here, and there's still work waiting for me? No! I don't like working!"

Kukuba screamed, hysterical.

His breath was unstable and he could not completely resist Mo's curse.

But the statue in the center and the pillow behind the statue were releasing gray beams of light.

Illuminated by the beam of light, the flattened Mo suddenly flew up and was forced to leave Kukuba's body.

"Who are you, with such thick divine blood?"

Kukuba realized later that something was wrong and he scraped off his rotten skin while glancing sideways.

He is big in stature, so his vision is naturally broad.

Ye Hanjun, Ye Liuying, and Bana are all included at a glance.

When his eyes passed by Ejifla, he paused for a second, with a look of doubt on his face:

"Eh? The original succubus?"

"You look quite unique, are you from the new generation? Why are you running to my country of laziness instead of staying in the country of lust?"

"..."

Ekifla looked at Kukuba with the eyes as if he were looking at a dead person.

After a while, she squeezed out a few devilish words from between her teeth:

"You... didn't you attend the Seven Lords' Meeting? Why are you acting stupid here?"

"The Seven Lords' Meeting? When did it happen?"

Kukuba scratched his head, with an expression that said, "You're kidding me."

Suddenly, he had an idea, and with one hand he reached into his buttocks and pulled out a crumpled piece of paper that looked like toilet paper from his crotch.

He stared at the words above and repeated:
"My lord, the King of Pride has invited you to a meeting."

"I saw that you were sleeping soundly, so I took a break and projected the video for you. I didn't wake you up, you won't blame me, right?"

"Okay, the meeting is over. I, Kukulu, am off duty. The next person on duty is Kukuda. See you in our lifetime..."

After a few scribbled words, Kukuba suddenly realized:

"Oh, it's Kukuru."

"This kid doesn't learn the bad things, but only the good things. He has learned all my essence. He has the potential to become the clan leader..."

"No, no, I don't want to be the clan leader!"

Just as he finished speaking, an original sleep demon in the corner suddenly hugged his head, as if he was having a nightmare.

Kukuba pricked up his ears, scratched his head, and said speechlessly:

"Alas, if the older generation hadn't all died, who would want to be the clan leader?"

"You guys should stand up and be promoted to the Holy Perfection as soon as possible, so that you can take over my job as soon as possible."

"Hey, who is this guy? He looks quite tough and sleeps better than me..."

As he spoke, Kukuba's eyes sparkled, and he rushed to the side of Lanqixiong and stared at the lion's head.

The sheep Xiaoqi and the snake Xiaoxiong were both frightened.

The divine fluctuations in Kukuba's body are very strong. Coupled with his status as a supreme saint, he is not even half a step away from becoming a god. He must be the absolute king, and few creatures can rival him.

"Wow! The ancestor has opened his third eye!"

"This guy actually got the approval of the Seven Sins, and the Queen of Demons Laluhab also gave her blessing!"

"What a shame, it's just a blessing, not an inheritance!"

"If it is a legacy, I will immediately lead my entire clan into retirement and hand over the country of laziness. You can do whatever you want to me!"

Kukuba's eyes first lit up, then his face was filled with regret.

Ye Hanjun and Ye Liuying were stunned. Is this really the king of laziness? Why is he so out of tune with an idiot?
"that……"

Guagua raised his hand and said weakly:
"Big guy, look above your head."

"The top of your head?"

Kukuba immediately raised his head and looked around, like a monkey.

Finally, he saw the pillow behind the statue and racked his brains:

"Could this be... a magic weapon of my clan?"

"Eh?" Guagua was surprised. "Weren't you asleep? How did you know the news announced by the King of Pride?"

"Yuwen told you?"

Kukuba knocked his head and suddenly said in shock:

"Oops, I'm late!"

"As early as the seventh era of the Late Ancient Universe, when Kuku Bear was the patriarch, our clan already knew that there were seven magic weapons in the ancestor's tomb!"

"But Kuku Bear is too lazy, so lazy that it makes the devil angry!"

"He actually threw such a troublesome thing to me, and I forgot about it because I got angry!"

"When I became the clan leader, I was so exhausted that I couldn't even remember it!"

Kukuba let out a long sigh with an expression that said, "It's not my fault."

"Fortunately, it's okay. Yuwen Nai is still reliable."

"You are really good demons. You specially sent back the magic weapon of my clan. It's a pity that I don't have much tea here, otherwise I would treat you well..."

"Think beautifully!"

Little Guagua puffed up his cheeks and interrupted directly:
"We accidentally activated the magic device and were automatically transported here!"

"This is the treasure we worked so hard to find. You can either return it to us or help us find the Whip of Lust!"

"Huh? The magic weapon was dispersed? And it fell into the hands of humans?"

Kukuba listened patiently to Guagua's chatter, and immediately became angry.

It jumped up, took off the pillow, and stuffed it into the mouth of the lion:

"Take it, take it, don't get close to me!"

"It's just a magic weapon, we don't really need it!"

"Anyway, I have no money, and it's impossible for me to help you!"

"My life is meant to be a mess, stay away from troublesome things!"

"Quaa?"

Guagua’s face was full of question marks.

It stared at Ye Hanjun, and after a while, its voice weakened and it said without confidence:
"Big guy, from what I understand, magic weapons are of great benefit to the descendants of the seven sins who share the same origin."

"If you can sleep with it as your pillow, it is possible that you will be promoted to a half-step god one day."

"Isn't even this tempting to you? You have such a strong will."

Hearing the praise, Kukuba said happily:
"That is!"

“If I can sit back and reap the fruits of my labor, and directly reach the half-step to godhood or even the true fetus of godhood, I would also be happy with that!”

"But it's not that simple. It's been almost 200,000 years. After the Demon God, there has been no other deity in the Desire Realm."

"I'm not the chosen devil, why should I bear all these consequences? Instead of working hard to become stronger, I might as well stay where I am. The life of a devil is all about happiness, and I can do whatever makes me feel comfortable~~"

"Quack! You have more personality than Little Beauty!"

Guagua couldn't help but exclaim.

When Big Tadpole was evaluating it just now, he mentioned that Kukuba's core personality is "living a life of idleness and waiting to die".

It had no idea before, but now it has a little idea. (End of this chapter)