Chapter 97 Sudden Stupidity

Some people say that feeding medicine between the male and female protagonists is a romantic and voluptuous thing, because usually in this case, both parties who feed the medicine are done mouth-to-mouth.

Moreover, most of the time, when the medicine is half-fed, the heroine who was in a coma like a dead pig will suddenly wake up and make eye contact with the hero who is feeding herself the medicine.

In the subsequent plot, either the heroine closed her eyes shyly, and then the relationship between the two heated up sharply; or the heroine slapped the hero, and then the relationship between the two heated up sharply.

But now, Qin Yunshuo just wants to say "as far as you can go" to this kind of stupid plot.Not to mention the following plots, the male protagonist can still think of kissing when the female protagonist's life is dying. Putting aside such things, let's just talk about the first step, how did you pry the other's mouth open?
Jiang Miao's cheeks were already black and blue at this time - Qin Yunshuo pinched her.But this kind of strength that almost disfigured Jiang Miao didn't make her open her mouth. Qin Yunshuo squeezed the elixir in his hand, so anxious that he wanted to cut open her stomach and bury the medicine in it.

"What to do, what to do, system, brother system, master system, come out quickly! Your protagonist is going to die."

It's a pity that this dog does what he says, and he said that he went offline because of something, but he really didn't say a word.Gan!

Damn, if it doesn't work, I can only smash the teeth first. I hope there is a elixir that can grow teeth in this world.

After Qin Yunshuo tried to open his mouth again but failed, he raised his right hand and prepared to give Jiang Miao a set of "teeth falling punches". Obviously, at such a critical moment, this guy was already confused.

Fortunately, maybe Tiandao's father couldn't bear to see his daughter suffer this kind of punishment, maybe it was the sixth sense in the dark that made Jiang Miao realize that he would be in danger if he didn't get up again. In short, just when Qin Yunshuo was hesitant to start from there When knocking, Jiang Miao opened her eyes faintly and woke up.

Qin Yunshuo was taken aback for a moment, his brain had not had time to sort out the information, but his hands had already moved one step ahead.

I just couldn't pinch my mouth with my eyes closed, but now that my eyes are open, why don't I try again and see if I can pinch it open.

God is pitiful, this is Qin Yunshuo's simple and stupid idea. Jiang Miao was forced to open her mouth in a daze, and was thrown into another pill. As soon as her head moved subconsciously, Qin Yunshuo covered her mouth.

Jiang Miao:? ? ?
"Be obedient, swallow it quickly, this is the medicine that can save your life, don't spit it out."

Jiang Miao blinked, I understand the truth, but I have already swallowed it, brother, can you let go?

"I didn't lie to you, this is really life-saving, don't believe it!"

Jiang Miao blinked again, how can you tell that I don't believe it?I have really swallowed it, if you don’t believe me, look at it!Oh, by the way, my mouth is covered by you, you can't see it.So, let go of my mouth!
Seeing that Jiang Miao didn't reply (don't argue with idiots), but just kept blinking, Qin Yunshuo still didn't realize what the problem was, and instead asked nervously.

"Could it be that there is some aphasia poison added to that sword? How do you feel? Is there any discomfort? If you can't tell, just make a few gestures."

Jiang Miao... Jiang Miao didn't blink, but lay flat like a salted fish.Forget it, brother, you just need to be happy, cover your mouth if you like, anyway, I won't suffocate to death.

"Hahaha! I can't do it anymore. Your senior brother really laughed me to death. He has lived for tens of thousands of years. For a moment, I couldn't tell whether he was really stupid or deliberately taking advantage of you."

Don't get me wrong, Jianhun didn't say this, because Qin Yunshuo heard it too.Apart from two living beings and a sword, the only one who can speak here is Fu Yan's remnant soul.

Pulled back to his senses by this exaggerated laughter, Qin Yunshuo finally realized what kind of stupid thing he had done. The big hand covering Jiang Miao's lips was withdrawn like an electric shock, and Jiang Miao was finally able to speak.

"That... I was saving you just now, there is something wrong with that sword, this medicine is... that bastard Yuan Chengjin..."

"I understand everything, brother, there is no need to explain."

Jiang Miao's voice was very low, because both cheeks were already numb from the pain, so she didn't dare to use too much force.

Sword Soul had already given a general account of his situation, including the Bloodletting Demon Sword and Ziwu Sanghun Gu, and was recognized by the well-informed Sword Soul.Even the fact that he was able to wake up suddenly was because of Chi Yuanzhu, Jianhun also said a few words by the way.

Of course, the most talked about was the stupid behavior of his senior brother just now, including but not limited to pinching his own face and trying to knock out his own teeth.

"If you really decide to be with your brother, I suggest you go to the Manshen Temple to learn about the supernatural powers of the Megalodon family. They can use their teeth as hidden weapons. There must be some secret to growing teeth quickly."

After saying a long list, Sword Soul finally ended with this sentence.Jiang Miao was a little thankful that her senior brother couldn't hear what Sword Soul said, otherwise she would be so embarrassed that she would ascend to heaven at this moment.However, the megalodon family?Go see it if you have a chance.

Jiang Miao rubbed her face silently, while Qin Yunshuo fidgeted awkwardly at the side. After a long time, he took out a small bottle of wound medicine from the storage bag, and handed it over eagerly.

"This is Yuluzhi, which is specially used to treat skin bruises. I'm sorry, just now I..."

Jiang Miao stopped Qin Yunshuo's words with a funny face, but the muscles touched by the smile made her take a painful breath.Quickly took Yulu Zhi, wiped it and said.

"Hey, senior brother, why do you want to apologize? You did it because you wanted to save me. It should be me thanking senior brother for saving my life. Senior brother, you are doing this, which makes me feel ashamed."

The effect of Yuluzhi was really immediate. As soon as I put it on, I immediately felt a burst of coolness, and my face didn't hurt so much. Jiang Miao then put on a bright smile and continued.

"Speaking of which, although I temporarily woke up because of the Chi Yuanzhu, the poison in my body is still hard to get rid of. Thanks to your magic pill, senior brother, otherwise I may not escape death."

Jiang Miao's face returned to normal, Qin Yunshuo felt a lot lighter in his heart, barely recovered his previous state, pursed his lips, and said in a low voice.

"Even without me, you won't die."

You are the protagonist, how can you just say die so casually?

"But after all, it was the senior brother who saved me, didn't he? Sigh! Jiang Miao is incompetent. In just a few days, he worked for the senior brother twice and spent the magic pill to save me. It's really..."

"No, you...you are very good and strong, stronger than many people. These are just your training. In the future, you will definitely become stronger than everyone else."

I hope that at that time, I still have the qualifications to stand by your side.

Jiang Miao blinked, nodded with a light smile, "Thank you, senior brother Ji Yan, I don't want to thank you for your kindness. I can't remember how many times senior brother saved me. From now on, senior brother's business is mine." As long as the senior brother has an assignment, Jiang Miao will definitely go all out and never shirk."

"I believe."

The two looked at each other, and then turned their heads away. It was clearly a serious promise just now, but at the moment they looked at each other, Jiang Miao somehow felt that his words were a bit ambiguous.

Forcing herself to calm down, Jiang Miao raised her hand to touch the wound on her heart. After the magic and poison were removed by the pill, the wound became a real skin trauma, not worth mentioning.

It's just that after Jiang Miao's hand moved a little, his face changed drastically, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand to poke under his neck.In the next second, a daze flashed across her face, and her eyes were gradually clouded with mist.

(End of this chapter)

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