Doctor Song, are you married?

Chapter 1 1. Expert Catheterization
"At 06:30 in the evening, Wanda Shangjing Daily Materials, I have reserved a seat for you, if you dare not go, I will break up with you!"

With 15 minutes left before getting off work, Song Qi's WeChat notification sounded. He glanced at it and shook his head helplessly.Just about to find a tactful excuse to refuse, the phone rang again.

"This time it's on time. It's definitely your thing. Son, you've already missed the country, but don't miss the beauty again." Followed by a photo of a girl's profile and Ms. Luo's always exaggerated and vulgar emoji.

Didn't he just fail to get into the People's Hospital?As for being so detrimental?Also lost the country?I haven't started playing the country yet, okay?Song Qi was indignant.

Unjust is not fair, fingers still clicked on the photo sent by my mother very obediently.

Click to view the original image and enlarge it.Several actions are done in one go.

The photos are very beautiful, the seaside, the sunset, the profile of a beautiful woman.

However, no matter how much Song Qi zoomed in, he couldn't see the beauty's true face clearly.

Don't talk about Wude!Song Qi groaned and threw the phone into his pocket.

"Xiao Song, do me a favor!" Dr. Wu Qiming who was sitting across from him suddenly approached with a smile on his face.

Wu Qiming is the attending physician in the emergency department, and also Song Qi's supervisor for the past few days.

"Doctor Wu, what's the matter?" Song Qi scanned the empty consulting room, but couldn't think of any value for him.

"I'll be off work in 10 minutes. I'm in a hurry. Help me for a while. Anyway, there are no patients right now." Wu Qiming smiled even more obsequiously.

Song Qi remembered that several nurses complained in front of the head nurse in the afternoon.

"Head nurse, Dr. Wu has been leaving early every day recently!"

"Yes, I've seen it three or four times"

"I heard that he was doing private work outside"

After such a contact, Song Qi understood the general idea.

"What a big deal, you go first, I'll definitely stand up for you!" Song Qi responded on the surface, but began to look forward to it in his heart.

It's almost time to get off work, but maybe catch the last bus?Even if it's just a cold!
As a prospective doctor who has just entered the clinic, he has not touched a patient for three days after work, and his hands have long been itchy.

"Well, Xiao Song, it's still the same sentence. If you are not sure, turn away immediately. Don't delay for a moment. Our department does not seek money, but stability!" Wu Qiming took off his white coat and washed his hands while urging.

Song Qi nodded again and again, "Don't worry, don't look at me, I have only been in our department for three days, but this sentence has already been deeply rooted in my bone marrow."

"Don't say I've taught you badly. I'm at this age, and I can't get up or down. You have to understand, but you are a young man, so it's different, hehe." Wu Qiming smiled mischievously, picked up his briefcase, and left in a hurry.

Two months ago, Song Qi was still a smug and passionate young man, eager to conquer AIDS, Ebola, etc. immediately.Unexpectedly, in less than half a month, he would be reduced to begging for a cold patient!

Blame that damned system!
That was the darkest day for Song Qi in the past 24 years. He participated in the recruitment examination of the People's Hospital. More than 300 people took the test, and he took the No. 5 in the written test.

"The operation test is nothing more than cardiopulmonary resuscitation, defibrillation, debridement, sutures, stitches removal, catheterization, gastric lavage, enema, etc. For you, it is simply a pediatrics, and you can pass it with your eyes closed!" Several buddies were so excited that they held a celebration reception for him in advance.

He drank a few bottles of beer with the barbecue, and he, who has always been a good drinker, was actually drunk, and he almost overslept!
The next day is the operation test!He drew the lottery for CPR!He was dragged to the examination room by a few buddies, and when the examiner put the simulated man in front of him, he was still in a daze.

It's okay to be confused, he has already memorized the operation steps of cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and he can score more than 98 in the test with his muscle memory.

It's just that at this time, he has a system in his brain!

Yes, just like described in countless online novels, the system belonging to Song Qi was activated in his semi-conscious state!

【The diagnosis and treatment system is being activated】

Song Qi felt a small star appear in front of his eyes, and then, an exquisite gift bag appeared.

[Gift Pack for Beginners: Expert Catheterization]

Catheterization?Still expert level?Song Qi almost let out a pig cry from laughter.To be called an expert in China, at least a professor-level doctor, right?

He has been an intern for a year, and he hasn't seen any expert do catheterization yet. They are interns, and they are called by the nurses to insert the catheter every three days.

I'd like to see what this expert-level catheterization looks like?Song Qi subconsciously clicked the receive button.

Song Qi felt a coolness in his head, as if cooling oil had been applied to his temples.Immediately afterwards, various knowledge points about urinary catheterization were injected into his brain in an instant.

"Student Song Qi, please start your operation!" Seeing that Song Qi didn't respond for a long time, and his expression was still a little weird, the invigilator quickly reminded with a straight face.

Ever since, when he couldn't tell the dream from the reality, the system from the invigilator, Song Qi relied on his proficient muscle memory function and the operating skills given to him by the system to snatch the catheterization bag from the classmate who was taking the catheterization test next to him, and performed the only catheterization on the simulator since it left the factory!

After checking the patient, explaining the purpose of the operation, initial disinfection, and re-sterilization, he picked up the NO.18 three-chamber two-bag urinary catheter
However, after some magical manipulation, the expected result did not appear, and his forehead began to sweat!
its not right!According to routine, shouldn't there be urine drainage at this time?Why can't his catheter go in at all?Is it an enlarged prostate with hyperplasia?

"When the catheter is blocked, it is recommended to use a thinner catheter or guide wire for guidance." Although drunk, knowledge points are not absent, Song Qi blurted out.

The invigilator was not ambiguous, turned around and gave him a catheter with a guide wire.

[Please operate on a living body! 】

The system's icy voice sounded, Song Qi's hands trembled for a while, and only then did he regain his senses.

However, it was too late, under the astonished eyes of everyone, he was taken away by several security guards, and immediately sent to the psychiatric department of the People's Hospital. After several examinations, he couldn't find the reason for the diagnosis of schizophrenia, so he had to be sent back.

The props used for the operation test are relatively simple. The props for the catheterization test use a simulated buttock, which can be inserted into the urinary catheter. If the intubation is successful, fluid will drain out.And CPR uses a manikin!Only when the heart is pressed in place will the prompt be given.

Sims simply don't have this feature.

As for the exam, of course nothing happened.The same goes for nothing and the buddy who took the urine test in the same exam room as him.It is said that when the teacher reassigned props to him, he couldn't help laughing several times, so that he couldn't finish the test at all.

It's a pity to lose two excellent medical students!

(End of this chapter)