Doctor Song, are you married?
Chapter 80
Chapter 80. Chapter 80
"If you have hemorrhoids, tell me earlier. Anyway, my brothers are all doctors. Instead of letting others stab chrysanthemums, it's better to let them do it themselves." Wu Chong looked at Sun Jun now like a hungry wolf saw a little lamb, and wanted to take off Sun Jun's pants immediately.
Sun Jun wants to cry but has no tears. Meeting these bad friends, is this the blessing he has cultivated for several lifetimes?
"Brother Chong, this is not a rough statement. Anyway, sooner or later, he will be smashed. It's better to be cheaper than others." Xu Zijian also echoed.
"You're in the pediatrics department, okay? Is it possible for me to go to your hospital?" Sun Jun said, thinking that you should take good care of the children in the pediatrics department.
"You can live with Song Qi, we don't have high requirements, just watch it on the spot."
Every male doctor has a dream of holding a scalpel in his heart, and Xu Zijian is no exception. It's just a trick of fate. He was assigned to the pediatrics department, and he hasn't been in the operating room for more than two months!But even so, the dream in his heart is still there.
"I think Zijian's idea is good, Song Qi, otherwise, would you take him?"
Sun Jun was about to cry. At this moment, even though he was standing, the chrysanthemum was still in pain. Looking at the table full of beer barbecue, he wanted to eat but couldn't.A group of bad friends not only did not understand his pain, but took him as an appetizer!
"I think it's a good idea. Among our brothers, Song Qi is the only one who can do the surgery alone, so he will be the chief surgeon. Brother Chong and I have some knowledge in surgery. One of us is responsible for breaking half of the buttocks. As for Zijian, you can watch from the sidelines." Pan Jian, who has never been very joking, also opened his mouth, and made everyone's arrangements clear.
Sun Jun felt that if he didn't say anything else, he might be punished by his brothers in this place!
"You guys have a bit of conscience, okay? I'm in such pain, and you're still making fun of me? Song Qi, you should say something!"
Knowing that those guys had no conscience, Sun Jun turned to Song Qi for help.
Song Qi chuckled: "My brothers are right, this matter, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, I see, let's cut it!"
As soon as Song Qi finished speaking, everyone became more energetic.
"Although I, Wu Chong, haven't held a scalpel yet, I am also a person with backbone. I am willing to break anyone's ass."
"That's right, that's right, five years of relationship can be exchanged for such a breakup."
Feeling that the fight was almost over, Song Qi stopped laughing, "Sun Jun, if you trust me, I will go back to the department with me later, and I will check it out for you. If you can treat it conservatively, keep it conservatively first. If it doesn't work, cut it earlier. You can't just stand like this all the time."
Sun Jun nodded again and again, "I want to check it too, but I'm too busy."
"How do you say that, if you can't make time to go to the hospital for an examination, you will have to make time to get sick sooner or later. Don't waste your body like this when you are young."
As Song Qi spoke, the brothers sighed for a while.
"I haven't been sleeping very well recently, and I feel like my hair is about to fall out"
"Me too, I won't age prematurely"
"I don't even have a girlfriend yet, so I don't want to die young!"
After a while of emotion, I don't know who suggested it first, everyone stood up and said that they were going to the hospital with Sun Jun for an examination.
"They're all young people with hemorrhoids, let's check them out, no one needs to laugh at anyone!"
"It's okay! To tell you the truth, I have a medical history for several years, and every time I have an attack, it makes me very sour."
After a good dinner, they got together in the hospital again.
This is really too magical!
Seeing that Song Qi came again, the doctor on duty in the emergency department couldn't help joking: "Doctor Song, you report to the hospital every night, or else you will be worth our night shift!"
Song Qi smiled modestly: "I don't have a practicing certificate yet, so I can't be on duty independently"
When the doctor on duty heard this, he wanted to go up and beat him!
You have taken away more than half of the surgeries in the hospital, and you are still pretending to be cute here!
"Song Qi, is there another acquaintance doing surgery?" The nurse on duty saw Song Qi, and also stepped forward to say hello.
"Several classmates came here for an examination." Song Qi said, leading everyone into the outpatient operating room.
"Song Qi, don't tell me that this outpatient operating room is now yours!"
As soon as he entered the operating room, Wu Chong asked.
"I used it a few days ago, but I gave him to another doctor in our department these two days. After all, I specialize in hemorrhoid surgery now."
"Listen, what is this called? Emotional circumcision is no longer a thing." Xu Zijian curled his lips.
"Brother Jian, if you want to circumcise, I will do it for you myself! Don't worry!"
"That's okay"
To be honest, this outpatient operating room is a bit rudimentary, with only an operating bed, a shadowless lamp, and some simple rescue medicines and equipment.It is definitely not comparable to the People's Hospital.
However, no matter how luxurious and advanced the operating room of the People's Hospital is, they have no chance to use it, and this simple operating room is Song Qi's personal studio, so there is a huge difference.
After a brief visit, Song Qi asked Sun Jun to take off his pants and lie down.
Sun Jun refused at first, how could everyone let him go?The first is to coerce and lure, but if it doesn't work, it will almost use force. Sun Jun is also a sense of current affairs, so he has to bear the humiliation and let it go.
pants.
never mind!To whom to see is not to see!
Showing it to my brother, it's still a favor!
Of course, the brothers didn't lose their words. According to the task assigned by Pan Jian, one of them broke half of his buttocks, and the other two stood by to watch.
The scene is also quite grand!
"Oh, this hemorrhoid is not small!"
"It seems a little different from the one in the textbook. However, it is obvious that Brother Jun is more beautiful, bigger, fuller, and more rounded. It's a pity, if it is photographed earlier, it may be included in the textbook."
"You just watch, can you not talk and bring comments?" Sun Jun was lying there, already ashamed and indignant, and he felt offended when he heard his brothers talking about his chrysanthemum again.
"Brother Jun, this is all for your own good. We have to observe carefully and ask about the medical history in detail. By the way, is there anyone else in your family who has this disease?" Xu Zijian, as a pediatrician, has few opportunities to practice, but quite a lot of opportunities to speak.
"I heard from my dad that my grandfather has it, and so does my dad, but my sister doesn't have it." Sun Jun rarely cooperated.
"It seems that you are a treasure heirloom inherited from your ancestors. It is passed down in one line, not passed down from male to female."
"You Xu Zijian!" Sun Jun wished he could get up and teach this kid a lesson.
"Don't move, don't move, we have to take care of Daju!"
It is said that nerds have a lot of fun, and Song Qi can feel it at this moment.
However, there is one thing to say, Sun Jun's hemorrhoids are indeed quite serious.
"Let me give you some medicine today"
(End of this chapter)
"If you have hemorrhoids, tell me earlier. Anyway, my brothers are all doctors. Instead of letting others stab chrysanthemums, it's better to let them do it themselves." Wu Chong looked at Sun Jun now like a hungry wolf saw a little lamb, and wanted to take off Sun Jun's pants immediately.
Sun Jun wants to cry but has no tears. Meeting these bad friends, is this the blessing he has cultivated for several lifetimes?
"Brother Chong, this is not a rough statement. Anyway, sooner or later, he will be smashed. It's better to be cheaper than others." Xu Zijian also echoed.
"You're in the pediatrics department, okay? Is it possible for me to go to your hospital?" Sun Jun said, thinking that you should take good care of the children in the pediatrics department.
"You can live with Song Qi, we don't have high requirements, just watch it on the spot."
Every male doctor has a dream of holding a scalpel in his heart, and Xu Zijian is no exception. It's just a trick of fate. He was assigned to the pediatrics department, and he hasn't been in the operating room for more than two months!But even so, the dream in his heart is still there.
"I think Zijian's idea is good, Song Qi, otherwise, would you take him?"
Sun Jun was about to cry. At this moment, even though he was standing, the chrysanthemum was still in pain. Looking at the table full of beer barbecue, he wanted to eat but couldn't.A group of bad friends not only did not understand his pain, but took him as an appetizer!
"I think it's a good idea. Among our brothers, Song Qi is the only one who can do the surgery alone, so he will be the chief surgeon. Brother Chong and I have some knowledge in surgery. One of us is responsible for breaking half of the buttocks. As for Zijian, you can watch from the sidelines." Pan Jian, who has never been very joking, also opened his mouth, and made everyone's arrangements clear.
Sun Jun felt that if he didn't say anything else, he might be punished by his brothers in this place!
"You guys have a bit of conscience, okay? I'm in such pain, and you're still making fun of me? Song Qi, you should say something!"
Knowing that those guys had no conscience, Sun Jun turned to Song Qi for help.
Song Qi chuckled: "My brothers are right, this matter, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, I see, let's cut it!"
As soon as Song Qi finished speaking, everyone became more energetic.
"Although I, Wu Chong, haven't held a scalpel yet, I am also a person with backbone. I am willing to break anyone's ass."
"That's right, that's right, five years of relationship can be exchanged for such a breakup."
Feeling that the fight was almost over, Song Qi stopped laughing, "Sun Jun, if you trust me, I will go back to the department with me later, and I will check it out for you. If you can treat it conservatively, keep it conservatively first. If it doesn't work, cut it earlier. You can't just stand like this all the time."
Sun Jun nodded again and again, "I want to check it too, but I'm too busy."
"How do you say that, if you can't make time to go to the hospital for an examination, you will have to make time to get sick sooner or later. Don't waste your body like this when you are young."
As Song Qi spoke, the brothers sighed for a while.
"I haven't been sleeping very well recently, and I feel like my hair is about to fall out"
"Me too, I won't age prematurely"
"I don't even have a girlfriend yet, so I don't want to die young!"
After a while of emotion, I don't know who suggested it first, everyone stood up and said that they were going to the hospital with Sun Jun for an examination.
"They're all young people with hemorrhoids, let's check them out, no one needs to laugh at anyone!"
"It's okay! To tell you the truth, I have a medical history for several years, and every time I have an attack, it makes me very sour."
After a good dinner, they got together in the hospital again.
This is really too magical!
Seeing that Song Qi came again, the doctor on duty in the emergency department couldn't help joking: "Doctor Song, you report to the hospital every night, or else you will be worth our night shift!"
Song Qi smiled modestly: "I don't have a practicing certificate yet, so I can't be on duty independently"
When the doctor on duty heard this, he wanted to go up and beat him!
You have taken away more than half of the surgeries in the hospital, and you are still pretending to be cute here!
"Song Qi, is there another acquaintance doing surgery?" The nurse on duty saw Song Qi, and also stepped forward to say hello.
"Several classmates came here for an examination." Song Qi said, leading everyone into the outpatient operating room.
"Song Qi, don't tell me that this outpatient operating room is now yours!"
As soon as he entered the operating room, Wu Chong asked.
"I used it a few days ago, but I gave him to another doctor in our department these two days. After all, I specialize in hemorrhoid surgery now."
"Listen, what is this called? Emotional circumcision is no longer a thing." Xu Zijian curled his lips.
"Brother Jian, if you want to circumcise, I will do it for you myself! Don't worry!"
"That's okay"
To be honest, this outpatient operating room is a bit rudimentary, with only an operating bed, a shadowless lamp, and some simple rescue medicines and equipment.It is definitely not comparable to the People's Hospital.
However, no matter how luxurious and advanced the operating room of the People's Hospital is, they have no chance to use it, and this simple operating room is Song Qi's personal studio, so there is a huge difference.
After a brief visit, Song Qi asked Sun Jun to take off his pants and lie down.
Sun Jun refused at first, how could everyone let him go?The first is to coerce and lure, but if it doesn't work, it will almost use force. Sun Jun is also a sense of current affairs, so he has to bear the humiliation and let it go.
pants.
never mind!To whom to see is not to see!
Showing it to my brother, it's still a favor!
Of course, the brothers didn't lose their words. According to the task assigned by Pan Jian, one of them broke half of his buttocks, and the other two stood by to watch.
The scene is also quite grand!
"Oh, this hemorrhoid is not small!"
"It seems a little different from the one in the textbook. However, it is obvious that Brother Jun is more beautiful, bigger, fuller, and more rounded. It's a pity, if it is photographed earlier, it may be included in the textbook."
"You just watch, can you not talk and bring comments?" Sun Jun was lying there, already ashamed and indignant, and he felt offended when he heard his brothers talking about his chrysanthemum again.
"Brother Jun, this is all for your own good. We have to observe carefully and ask about the medical history in detail. By the way, is there anyone else in your family who has this disease?" Xu Zijian, as a pediatrician, has few opportunities to practice, but quite a lot of opportunities to speak.
"I heard from my dad that my grandfather has it, and so does my dad, but my sister doesn't have it." Sun Jun rarely cooperated.
"It seems that you are a treasure heirloom inherited from your ancestors. It is passed down in one line, not passed down from male to female."
"You Xu Zijian!" Sun Jun wished he could get up and teach this kid a lesson.
"Don't move, don't move, we have to take care of Daju!"
It is said that nerds have a lot of fun, and Song Qi can feel it at this moment.
However, there is one thing to say, Sun Jun's hemorrhoids are indeed quite serious.
"Let me give you some medicine today"
(End of this chapter)
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