The Wind of China Entertainment 2005

Chapter 124 Visiting the Class (4K)

"Hey, you two, are you okay?" Yu Mingsheng asked Lu Yuan and Shu Chang who were playing opposite each other.

"OK!"

Lu Yuan took a few deep breaths to ease the embarrassment of being devastated by this exaggerated plot.

He swore he would never take on this kind of drama again, no matter how much he paid, well, it still depends on how much he paid.

In the capital city, go south to Wazi Hutong, which is Lu Xiaoqian's home in the play.

It's hard to imagine that Lu Xiaoqian, who owns a courtyard house, can still be called a low-level person, a young man with no roots.

Nine years, do you know what a fucking courtyard house is?

Lu Yuan and Shu Chang walked to the table and held hands.

"Action!"

The two jumped up and down in the room foolishly, which meant that they had traveled back from the Tang Dynasty.

Lu Yuan's mood changed instantly, his legs became weak, and he made a movement of standing unsteadily, and at the same time put his hands on Shu Chang's shoulders.

Looking at the familiar bedrooms around him, he patted his chest and said in fear, "Oh my god, I'm back."

Sha Niu will switch between bad and bad characters. With her hands on her hips, she said badly, "How about it, can't I go now?"

"Tell me, is there any danger in traveling through time and space!" Lu Yuan pulled the bench and sat down.

Silly girl snorted and sat beside him: "I won't tell you!"

"Why don't you take me to the future, I want to see what I will look like ten years from now."

Silly girl rolled her eyes and shook her head innocently.

Lu Yuan glanced at her suspiciously: "Why?"

The silly girl blinked her eyes and said badly, "Kiss me once, and I'll tell you."

"Cut!" Lu Yuan ignored her. What kind of feelings does a broken robot understand? Do you know what snoring is? Will you have a physiological reaction?

Do you know what it means to stand without inclusion?
He glanced at his watch and said in surprise, "Hey, I remember it was 02:30 when I left, why is it still at this time?"

"Kiss me once, and I'll tell you!" The silly girl nodded her cheek with her index finger, her face was full of collagen, and she smiled sweetly.

"Hey, no need, aren't you made of special materials?" Lu Yuan couldn't help it.

The silly girl's face collapsed, she played petty temper, and swung her arms: "Hmph, then don't even want to know!"

"Do you have human feelings?" Lu Yuan wondered.

Silly girl didn't speak, just smiled and nodded.

Helpless, Lu Yuan had no choice but to stretch his neck and give the other party a slap.

After the kiss, he glanced up obliquely, two spots of blush appeared on his face very naturally, and he made small movements with his hands quickly.

At the same time, taking advantage of the silly girl's speaking time, she glanced at the other party inadvertently, and immediately retracted her gaze after touching it.

"Okay, let's go!"

Yu Mingsheng slapped his hands twice: "Lu Yuan, the last expression was handled well!"

Lu Yuan nodded and smiled. Although it is an exaggerated film and television drama, he will not be left behind in the analysis of some characters.

Lu Xiaoqian is a dick, and the relationship between him and Huamei is only at the level of just holding hands.

At this time, Sha Niu appeared, a naughty Sha Niu with a soft and cute face, cute and cute.

Lu Xiaoqian can do whatever she wants her to do, and change whoever she wants her to be. How can you let the pure little virgin stop you?
The fall begins from this moment.

Gan, love between man and machine is so exciting!

"Brother Xiaoqian!" Yu Mingsheng lay in Lu Yuan's arms, holding his throat and whispering.

"Puchi!" Shu Chang and the others watching the play couldn't hold back their laughter.

Lu Yuan stared at her blankly, but if you put in a little effort just now, the director wouldn't be able to play in person!

Yu Mingsheng is from Hong Kong Island, and his substandard Mandarin did not affect his communication with the actors at all.

When speaking on the set, dancing and dancing, being an actor for a while, and turning into a heroine for a while, it can be described as passionate.

At this moment, he turned into a silly girl to give a lecture to Shu, and lay in Lu Yuan's arms coquettishly and called Brother Xiaoqian.

Lu Yuan only felt like an electric shock, not only his scalp, but his whole body was numb!
After a while, Yu Mingsheng straightened up and said, "Okay, that's about it. Shu Chang, you are a robot, you have to have a young, ignorant and immature feeling."

"Understood, director." Shu Chang's comprehension is not bad, and the director knew it in his heart after making such a quick call, so he nodded obediently.

"Okay, go on!"

"Action!"

"Brother Xiaoqian!"

……

"Okay, let's go!"

After a break, when Lu Yuan came out of the warehouse, he changed into a suit of brown and black moiré suits, which looked familiar.

Walking around the set, he saw Jiao Enjun wearing a superman suit reading the script, and when he approached, he yelled.

"Yang Jian, today I'm going to get rid of you, the scourge of the Three Realms!"

Hearing this, Jiao Enjun stood up, and then his eyes changed.

But before he opened his mouth, Chen Chuang trotted over, stopped in front of him, and said: "Chen Xiang, Xiao Tiangou is here, don't hurt my master!"

Before it was over, the girl Shu Chang appeared out of nowhere, she dragged Lu Yuan and shouted.

"Chen Xiang, stop beating, everything your uncle did is for you!"

Lu Yuan rolled his eyes, the scene was over, and the master hadn't spoken yet: "It's alright, alright, I'm afraid of you!"

The costume he changed into was called the black-edged cloud pattern costume, which was Chen Xiang's costume in "Lotus Lantern".

In terms of costumes and props, the mobile phone show really saves money, many of which are passed down from the previous crew.

Inexplicably, there is a feeling of "The Legend of the Lotus Lantern".

The reason Yu Mingsheng gave was to make the two dramas have a linkage, not only in the characters, but also in the costumes.

The purpose is to make the audience smile knowingly.

In fact, Lu Yuan had a dispute with the director team about Lu Xiaoqian's costumes.

After Lu Xiaoqian obtained the ability of Sha Niu to copy, he became a city hero and began to act chivalrously, fighting injustice for the bottom of society.

People gave the city the nickname "Flying Man"!
But how to design the shape of the trapeze is a point of contention between the two sides.

The screenwriter Nine Years and the director all believed that Lu Xiaoqian was a dick, even if he became a hero, he would still be a hero for the common people, and appearing in this humble appearance fits his personality.

Because Diaosi has no money, his trapeze outfit must not look good.

The cloak is cloth picked up on the street, and the jacket, hat, and glasses are all patchwork, all of which reflect that this trapeze man is a bit poor.

Lu Yuan immediately objected, since Lu Xiaoqian's family has a courtyard house, how could he not be able to make up a set of outfits.

The director's answer is that our drama is educational and cannot teach people to gnaw at the old.

The reason was so strong that Lu Yuan could not refute it.

Contrary to him, Jiao Enjun's trapeze suit in the play was designed by himself, and it is said that he spent 6 yuan.

Cloaks, belts, gloves, flat boots and even sunglasses resemble the western superhero, Superman.

Only one less iconic panty than Superman.

Lu Yuan seriously suspected that this was plagiarism.

I don't know if it's because Jiao Enjun himself didn't know much about it, but this outfit doesn't fit close to the body, and the chest muscles are supported by the props in the clothes at first glance.

The abs are even more fun, and the six-pack abs are all tattooed on the clothing with gray thread.

Jiao Enjun is quite proud of his design, he really is a funny man!
The field manager calls, go to the next scene.

Lu Yuan and Huamei Little Green Tea are flirting in Gaolaozhuang.

Huamei said, you must forgive me, no matter what wrong things I did in the next two months, you must forgive me.

Lu Xiaoqian saw the posture of the other party's little girl, and agreed with her mouth.

The two of them were having a lively conversation, and Zhu Bajie, played by Xie Ning, appeared.

In Liuxiaolingtong's version of "Journey to the West", Zhu Bajie has no grass or hair on his body.

Zhu Bajie in "Magic Phone" not only has thick chest hair, but also has long flowing hair.

This hair was parted in the middle. In addition to the parting in the middle, it was also combed into the unique corn head of black talents.

It's neither fish nor fowl, with a bit of rock and hip-hop feel.

In this drama, Nine Years changed Zhu Bajie quite a lot.

Although his appearance is still rough, he is affectionate and romantic in his heart, longing for a sweet love.

Because Miss Gao of Gao Laozhuang raised a rabbit, she mistakenly regarded him as a substitute for Chang'e.

So he just stayed at his house and didn't leave.

Confused!
You should send some carrots anyway, even if the rabbit doesn't eat it, Chang'e will use it.

You deserve it for not being able to catch up with him, pig brain!

The next scene is Zhu Bajie's highlight moment.

He showed his real body in front of Gao Laozhuang, walking back and forth in front of the village, accompanied by gusts of wind.

It is said that this scene will be made into special effects, and the crew specially made a model of Gao Laozhuang, which is one meter long and one meter wide.

In front of Gao Laozhuang, Lu Yuan looked up at the sky, imagining that there Zhu Bajie would show a huge figure.

"Zhu Ganglie, why don't you pretend to be a ghost there, stop the wind for me!"

Xie Ning, the actor of Zhu Bajie, stood aside and recited his lines vividly.

"Who are you, why aren't you afraid of my old pig?"

Lu Yuan waved his hands, hopped his feet, and shouted, "Brother Pig, I'm old, bah, I'm little, Brother Pig!"

The two chatted nonsense, and Lu Yuan introduced his background and talked about silly girls.

"Silly girl brought me to you, she said we will be together in the future!"

Zhu Bajie brushed up his braided hair, and said: "What kind of smart girl is stupid girl, I don't know any girl except Gao Xiao girl."

"Stop talking nonsense, what do you want from me?"

Xiaoqian, played by Lu Yuan, has read Journey to the West familiarly, knowing that Zhu Bajie cannot get married, so he hurriedly said.

"Brother Pig, you must never marry Miss Gao, you are married..."

Zhu Bajie was furious, why is it so difficult for my old pig to get rid of the order, is there any law of heaven, is there any law of the king!
Then he reached out to grab Lu Yuan, and Lu Yuan fell to the ground.

"Card!"

In mid-August, a luxury hotel in Sichuan Province.

"Clap!"

Hastily pushing open the door of the hotel room, Liu Shishi jumped onto the bed with joy.

She was wearing a short black skirt on her lower body, her feet were rubbing back and forth, and her high heels were halfway off, hanging on her white and tender feet, flickering.

Lying on the bed, Liu Shishi sighed, not wanting to move a finger.

too tired! !

At the end of July, "The Strange Woman of Liaozhai" officially launched, and the ratings were good.

Xin Shishiniang also won the love of many audiences, and she showed her face again a little.

Leaving aside criticisms from black fans, the compliments from netizens made her very satisfied.

The company decided to take advantage of the victory to pursue, and then she followed the crew to run promotions everywhere.

I went to Wanwan, and then I went to Sichuan Province. I changed cars and ran around. I was so tired that I wanted to fall down when I saw the bed.

Today is the last day, the evil publicity is coming to an end, she can finally go home and eat and drink as a mother.

And Lu Yuan, he was so busy during this time that he sent messages with him much less frequently.

Thinking of this, Liu Shishi quickly took out his mobile phone and glanced at the QQ message.

The latest news was still yesterday, and she patted the mattress angrily.

That bastard Lu Yuan didn't send her a message for sixteen hours!

Liu Shishi sat up suddenly from the bed, opened the address book, and dialed the phone angrily.

When the phone beeped for the first time, she immediately hung up.

Throwing the phone aside, he lay down flat again.

Why call? Anyway, Lu Yuan's film crew is in the capital, and she decided to visit the set immediately after returning to Beijing!

I'll buy a plane ticket later, arrive tomorrow morning!

Hmph, I can't scare you to death, you bastard!

Beijing, the crew of "Magic Phone".

It is said that the blackened You Suowei got Sha Niu's password and controlled Sha Niu.

Then she forced Sha Niu to send Xiaoqian to Zhoukoudian 50 years ago.

But due to the action of thunder and lightning, Xiaoqian was brought to Zhoukoudian 10 years ago.

In Zhoukoudian 10 years ago, Lu Xiaoqian was first beaten by a group of people from the capital city, and then chased by a group of wolves.

You Suowei copied Sha Niu's ability, and then his ambition expanded, he wanted to chase and kill Lu Xiaoqian, and possess Sha Niu alone.

Regardless of the fact that the new mobile phone only copied Sha Niu's space-time travel and social security maintenance functions, he and Huang Mei flew to Zhoukoudian 10 years ago.

Unexpectedly, the energy of the new mobile phone Prince was exhausted during the shuttle.

You Suowei and the others were trapped in a certain forest 6 years ago, living by eating fish.

Eight years later, the two figured out a way to generate electricity and charged the prince.

In front of the fire, You Suowei was shirtless, with disheveled hair, unkempt face, and dusty body.

The idea of ​​being shirtless was proposed by Lu Yuan to the crew.

Although the plot of eating fish is a bit spoof, it cannot withstand scrutiny, such as Huangmei's mana is so strong, why not catch other animals, just catch fish from the river.

But no matter how illogical it is, You Suowei, you have stayed in ancient times for eight years, and the shirt is still white.

Simply get off the job, and give the young women a wave of benefits.

You Suowei looked at the fish roasting in the fire, he hesitated and said: "bb"

Huang Mei held the harpoon in his hand and bent down: "President You, please speak up, I can't hear you, what are you talking about?"

After a long while, You Suowei stroked his tongue, trembling his hands, with a miserable expression: "Eight years, I have eaten fish for eight years!"

After all, Huang Mei is loyal to nostalgia for the past, he comforted: "You have to eat it, don't you?"

"When I saw it, I vomit~"

You Suowei now has conflicts with Yu Da.

"Then I'll look for crabs and shrimps for you."

"Mr. You, you have to muster up your courage and cheer up. You have knowledge and I have magic power. We can farm, farm, build a power plant, and change the world!"

Good guy, this is to start the industrial revolution 10 years ago, Huangmei, what have you learned in the past few years in modern times!
Is it possible that when you go back to the Westward Journey, you want to put mushrooms on the West Paradise?
Lu Yuan glanced at it a few more times, but it didn't mean anything, and when he was about to go back, Shu Sing ran over with his mobile phone in his hand.

"Lu Yuan, wait a minute, Yifei called just now."

"What did she say, the crew is done?"

"Well, "The King of Kung Fu" is finished, and she said that she will come to visit the set tomorrow."

"Oh, just come, I'm afraid she won't succeed!"

(End of this chapter)