The Wind of China Entertainment 2005

Chapter 234 Too Lonely

Life is like playing mahjong, some people bump into each other and others try to bully you.

Falling in love at first sight is called Tianhu, free love is called Pinghu, and finding a lover is called Angang.

Seducing someone else's husband is called seizing the advantage, and having a baby with someone else's husband is called having sex.

A lover is called a single person, and one without a lover is called a husband.

Single calls.
"Touch yourself."

Lu Yuan pushed the mahjong in front of him down and said with a smile: "Qingyise, Hu Sanwan, give me money, give me money."

"Hey, you guys are really lucky tonight." The second uncle smiled and took out the money.

Lu Minghua retorted: "That's right, not only does he have good luck, but he also has good athlete's foot."

Lu Yuan: "."

"Brother, if you win a few more games, all the New Year's money I finally got will be gone." Lu Jing frowned and reluctantly took out two bills from a small stack of bills on his chest.

On New Year's Eve, just after the New Year's Eve dinner, after clearing away the dishes, the two families gathered in the living room to play mahjong.

The person facing Lu Yuan is his father, Lu Minghua, and on his left and right hands are his second uncle, Lu Mingyao, and his cousin, Lu Jing.

Mom Li Rulan and her aunt were sitting on the sofa chatting. After hearing the noise, they looked at each other and got up and walked over.

"Thank you, Mom." He opened his mouth and took the peanuts from Ms. Li.

Lu Minghua lost several games in a row and felt unhappy. He glanced at Nizi and asked, "Sir, there are five old men downstairs in our house. They play chess, drink tea and play poker all day long. Have you seen them?"

Lu Yuan grinned and collected the money. Although he didn't win much at the poker table, he only won a few yuan in one round, but he didn't know why, but he just made himself happy.

He recalled for a moment and nodded: "I've seen it before. I happened to meet him when I came back in the afternoon, and I was dragged into playing a few games by them. Unfortunately, my level was too low."

After the audition for No Man's Land, in accordance with Huayi's strict requirements, he received several more commercial performances before the year.

Although the company will most likely not allocate resources to him in the future, the squeeze will still be squeezed, even if he is a small shareholder. Fortunately, he will get the majority of the contract share.

It was New Year's Eve when he came back from his business performance.

Lu Minghua smiled, picked up the tea cup, took a sip, and said: "These five people didn't get married when they were young. They said they would be single forever, but they would suffer if they got married. Now that they are older, do you know how people around them call them?"

The girl Lu Jing counted the small coins and asked with a sad face: "Uncle, what are you shouting for?"

"Liangjiang Wuzi."

Lu Yuan felt bad, but still asked: "What do you mean, because there are five of them, they are named Five Sons of Good Generals?"

"Aren't the five good generals the generals of Wu during the Three Kingdoms period?" Lu Jing was successfully led into the ditch, his eyes full of curiosity.

Lu Minghua stretched out his hand and tapped her forehead, saying speechlessly: "Don't tell me that you are Lu's niece when you go out. You can't afford to embarrass this person."

Lu Jing blinked and turned to look at his own father, seeing him shrugging his shoulders and showing no expression.

So he got up, pouted, ran to Li Rulan, held her arm and shook her, and said in a tea-filled tone: "Auntie, uncle, he dislikes me."

"The five good generals are from the Wei Kingdom. What did you study in school? Your uncle is a history teacher. Isn't this a bad sign of his own family? It's really embarrassing." Li Rulan rolled her eyes. Acting coquettishly didn't work for her.

"Humph, it's better than big brother, he said Diao Chan" noticed Lu's eager eyes, and she immediately stopped talking in the middle of her words.

Lu Minghua glanced at Hao Daer and said: "The nothing I am talking about in Wu Ziliang General is not the five that is rounded up, but the nothing that is created out of nothing."

Lu Yuan: "."

Sure enough, you are picking on me. I just want to win you dozens of dollars. You are so stingy. Believe it or not, I will tell you all about hiding your private money.

He lowered his head to make his breathing quieter and minimize his presence.

So what can a big star do?

On the set, the staff held it respectfully, talking about Teacher Lu, which was a great honor.

When I got home, my identity changed, and I was nothing. I just squeezed in when it was necessary. If I stayed for a few more days, my old mother might still be waiting on her with a broom.Lu Minghua was not ready to let him go, and continued to make insinuations.

Lu Yuan felt that he was under great pressure and glanced at his cousin. The girl skillfully stretched out two fingers and extorted two hundred.

He nodded numbly, not to mention two hundred, two thousand without blinking an eye at this time.

Lu Jing coughed dryly, puffed up his chest, and said, "Uncle, what's so great about getting married, but it doesn't necessarily mean happiness. My junior high school classmates got married early, and now they've been divorced twice. It's miserable."

Second uncle Lu Mingyao suddenly interrupted: "How do you know that someone is unhappy? Can she get married twice if she is unhappy?"

Lu Jing: "."

The second uncle said again: "Don't think that nothing will happen without you. Your brother can wait a little longer due to professional reasons. What about you, what are you waiting for? Are you waiting for me to provide for you in old age?"

Lu Jing: "."

She looked at her cousin aggrievedly, her eyes full of "brother, please save me."

Lu Yuan turned a blind eye and joked. After finally taking it out, there was no reason to go in again.

When the conversation reached this point, Ms. Li on the side became interested.

She took over the conversation and asked directly: "Xiaoyuan, I heard your sister told you that you had a girl in the capital. How is it going? When can you take her home to see her?"

Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment. The old woman was really nothing but betraying him again.

Four pairs of eyes stared at him closely, and he was frightened and nervous.

"Dad, mom, second uncle, aunt, me."

He swallowed, looked at the TV, and shouted: "Let's watch the sketch, Lao Zhao made his final appearance."

The rest: "."

Lao Zhao did indeed appear on the stage, with a green onion under his arm and a ring of garlic on his shoulder. Behind him was a girl in a green coat with two braids, which was very festive.

The two stood in front of the sign, arguing over whether to read it as Scottish flirtation or Scottish sentiment.

Not long after, a very girly young man appeared from the inside. He was wearing a red Scottish skirt and his hair was shiny.

He pinched the orchid finger and muttered a few slightly magical lines.

"Human life is short. Sometimes it is just like sleeping. Once you close your eyes and then open them, a whole day will pass. Haha~~ Once you close your eyes or not, this life will pass. Haha~"

"Hahahaha." Everyone was happy.

"This little expression is okay, it's [-]% likely to be popular." The second uncle leaned in front of the TV and smiled from ear to ear.

"The girls are so good at chirping."

Lu Yuan laughed and wiped the sweat from his forehead under Lu Jing's angry eyes. It was so scary.

The sketches are still going on, and there are always a few ridiculous catchy phrases in the current Spring Festival Gala, which make many netizens cheer for them and keep them entertained for half a year.

For example, [What kind of bicycle do you want] in Maguaili, in the protagonist and supporting role [I didn’t expect that you, a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also betray the revolution], and Teacher Zhao Lirong’s [palace jade liquor, one hundred and eighty cups].
It can be said to be enduring.

Unsurprisingly, this year's buzzword will come from this girly guy.

Lao Zhao's subsequent programs were so ordinary that I felt confused watching them.

Lu Jing was probably greedy, so he opened the refrigerator, took a look, and asked, "Mom, where are the two chocolates I put in this afternoon."

Li Rulan said: "Eat it."

"Have you eaten both?"

"I thought it would be too lonely to leave one behind."

Lu Yuan: ()
Lu Jing: (╯#-_-)╯╧═╧
(End of this chapter)