The Wind of China Entertainment 2005
Chapter 332 The man is 7 points drunk
Chapter 332 The man is % drunk
An ugly daughter-in-law has to meet her parents-in-law sooner or later, and a silly son-in-law always has to visit his parents-in-law.
When you go to your parents-in-law's house for the first time, you will inevitably feel nervous.
After all, if you want to marry someone else's girl, you have to pay a price. If you don't pass the test of your parents-in-law, I'm afraid it won't be that easy.
Even though this guy learned about their attitude towards him from Liu Shishi in advance, he still felt uneasy.
At eleven o'clock in the morning, Lu Yuan knocked on his girlfriend's door.
"Dong dong dong."
"Hello, Auntie." He was carrying West Lake Longjing, Maotai, bird's nest, royal jelly, and two cigarettes. Liu's father was under strict supervision and had often complained to him during previous chats.
"Just come here, why do you buy so many things?" Mother Liu blamed her mouth, but she was quite satisfied in her heart. The more she looked at it, the rarer she became.
If your mother-in-law likes you, your shortcomings are also your advantages. If your mother-in-law doesn't like you, it's useless to say anything.
Father Liu greeted: "Don't stand there, come in quickly."
Strictly speaking, this was Lu Yuan's second visit to Liu Shishi's house. The first time he was invited to play chess.
He and Liu's father were old acquaintances. Under his deliberate strategy, the other party knew exactly what was going on in his family.
So now the two of them were sitting in the living room, feeling a little embarrassed. Father Liu didn't know what to ask.
The two of them talked about everything before because he didn't know the other's potential identity. Now one is the prospective father-in-law and the other is the prospective son-in-law. In one word, awkward.
When someone's son-in-law comes to visit, what do your parents do, how are your health, do you have any other brothers and sisters, and what kind of jobs do you have.
It's his turn, hey, Menqing.
So Liu Shishi saw her father and her boyfriend sitting on the sofa, staring at the TV in a daze.
The key TV is still a black screen.
She turned on the TV without knowing what she was thinking, and turned to "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf". Maybe she thought the picture was really interesting, so she took out her phone and took pictures.
When she saw her boyfriend winking at her, to the effect of saying, "Help me, please help me," she suppressed a smile, twisted her waist, and ran back to the kitchen to help her mother.
"Mom, is this the same way my dad went to grandma's house for the first time?"
Liu's mother glanced at the living room, recalled the past, and said with a smile: "Daddy is far worse than Xiao Lu."
"Mom, tell me quickly, I want to hear it."
"It was the first time he met your grandpa. When he introduced himself, he couldn't speak clearly. He said hello, uncle, I am your boyfriend."
"Pfft, hahaha, my dad is so funny." Liu Shishi collapsed, leaning on his mother's shoulder and squeaking.
In the living room, Liu's father held back his words for a long time: "You boy, you can do it!"
From his words, Lu Yuan could taste three parts of complaint, three parts of appreciation, and four parts of helplessness.
Before the guy had time to answer, Liu's father said again: "Shi Shi told me about the villa, aren't you worried at all?"
"I believe in Shi Shi and I believe in myself." Lu Yuan said firmly. He understood what Liu's father meant and was worried that the two of them would not succeed in the end, and their efforts would be in vain.
Father Liu looked at him for a long time and nodded: "With your words, I feel relieved, but you can't let you pay alone. Our family will also get half of it, and it will be in your and Shi Shi's names."
Lu Yuan already knew about this when he was chatting with Liu Shishi last night. Later, he called his parents to discuss it. His father meant that the other party had to pay for it.
Regardless of his celebrity status, buying a house is an important investment and decision for a family. Liu's father's willingness to pay represents a kind of recognition in itself.
How to get the money out is another matter.
The topic started from the house. After chatting for about half an hour, Liu Shishi held the bowl and chopsticks and shouted: "It's time to eat."
Knowing that he was coming, I specially changed the tables and prepared more than a dozen dishes, large and small.
Chicken stewed with mushrooms, lion head, braised prawns, old duck and abalone soup, sizzling beef.
"Xiao Lu, try this."
"Thank you auntie."
Mother Liu's craftsmanship is indeed good, especially the lion's head. She chooses beef rump meat, which has less bones and muscles and has a soft and creamy texture.
Speaking of which, these dishes are quite particular, chicken stewed with mushrooms, chicken tongji, good luck.
Fish symbolizes life as a fish in water.
The lion head means reunion and perfection.
It was obvious that Mother Liu put a lot of thought into this meal.
This guy wanted to find a chance to boast, but he didn't want to appear too deliberate.
So he elbowed his girlfriend.
Liu Shishi's little mouth was bulging and she looked at him doubtfully. Lu Yuan's eyes indicated that he asked her to fillet the hairtail for him. The hairtail was quite far away. She understood instantly and turned the round table carelessly.
Father Liu happened to pick up a piece of mutton and was about to rinse it with the sauce. Well, the table ran away.
He got up quickly.
At first glance, Lu Yuan thought he was picking up food for himself, so he also stood up and said, "Uncle, you can't do it, you can't do it."
Father Liu was stunned for a moment, "I'm dipping the sauce."
"Pfft, hahaha." Liu Shishi laughed while lying on the table.
When she finished laughing, she frowned slightly when she saw Lu Yuan eating hairtail, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
Lu Yuan glanced at her, shook his head, and pretended to take a sip of soup.
A gleam of wisdom flashed in Liu Shishi's dull eyes. He quickly turned the hairtail away and muttered: "Mom, the hairtail is salty again."
Lu Yuan immediately pressed down the table and said, "What's wrong? I always thought that my mother's craftsmanship was the best, but now I know that my aunt's is no less generous."
"Why don't you know how lucky you are when you are surrounded by blessings?" He said to his girlfriend, and he raised his thumb: "Auntie, what a craftsmanship!"
Liu Shishi: "."
Father Liu: "."
"Hahaha, then you eat more, come and try the sea cucumber again." Mother Liu glared at her daughter.
As the saying goes, shaking hands ten times is worse than drinking wine once. The quality of the wine is like the quality of the person.
There are two types of drunkenness, one is fragmentation.
When you are drunk, it is impossible to do anything that damages your character and morals.
As long as you can still move, you are considered capable.
The second type is 70% drunk and 30% sober.
This can show your character or self-control.
So-and-so drunkenly had sex, or drank like crazy and yelled curses.
All belong to this situation.
Because alcohol amplifies people's emotions and desires.
So some people bleated after drinking, some had a bang after drinking, and some were wowing after drinking.
Liu's father felt that he could drink well and wanted to test Lu Yuan's character.
When Lu Yuan first debuted, he drank a lot and made full preparations in advance.
So a close battle began.
Father Liu blushed and hugged his shoulders: "Brother, I am just such a precious daughter, you have to treat her well."
"Uncle, don't worry, I guarantee that Shi Shi will be healthy and fat." This guy also had a red face, but his mind was still clear.
"My daughter is a bit stupid, not that outstanding in appearance, and she also likes to sleep in."
Lu Yuan glanced at Liu Shishi, okay, if he dares to nod his head, he will probably get cold.
"Uncle, Shi Shi is not like this in my eyes."
After about half an hour of tugging, Lu Yuan was the first to be unable to hold it any longer. Father Liu smiled proudly and also got down.
The mother and daughter looked at each other and stood up, one supporting the other.
Liu Shishi helped her dead boyfriend back to the room and threw him on the bed.
Then she also lay aside, holding her chin with her hands, and stared at him fiercely. She always felt that the smell of alcohol on men was pungent.
But for some reason, I felt that the alcohol odor emanating from Lu Yuan's body had a refreshing fragrance.
After looking at him for a while, I covered him with a quilt and prepared to leave.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yuan pushed her hand away and shouted in a daze: "Who are you? Don't touch me. You're just messing around. I have a girlfriend. Are you as beautiful as my girlfriend?"
Liu Shishi blinked his eyes, feeling sweet in his heart. He turned to look at the half-open bedroom door, pouted, and kissed her.
Lu Yuan rolled his eyes and thought to himself, a man who is 70% drunk will make you cry.
Sister, you will never escape from your brother's clutches in this life.
(End of this chapter)
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