The Wind of China Entertainment 2005

Chapter 4 Coal Boss
Hengdian, the shooting base of Ming and Qing palaces.

Lu Yuan and Lao Chen squatted in the corner.

Today is a palace drama, Lu Yuan plays a eunuch, and Lao Chen plays a street bully.

The plot is quite clichéd, it is nothing more than a scene where the prince falls in love with the maid.

She fled, he chased, and they couldn't fly without wings.

Lu Yuan really can't figure out what screenwriter can write such a plot.

What's even more incomprehensible is that the audience still likes to watch these, so you are not angry.

Pretty boy is speechless.

There are several parasols in the rest area of ​​the crew, and there are deck chairs under the umbrellas. The female number one is lying on the chairs, wearing sunglasses, and she looks relaxed.

Old Chen looked at the figure on the chair, smacked his lips and said, "The coal boss is picking out beauties, so he really has nothing to say."

Lu Yuan nodded. You can doubt the artistry of coal bosses, but you cannot doubt their aesthetic vision.

The object they choose is either bright and elegant, gentle and intellectual, or charming and graceful without being demonic.

People dress in front, people behind waves!
Old Chen said again: "I guess this coal boss is around forty."

"How do you guess?" Lu Yuan was puzzled.

"Look at the figure and appearance of the leading lady, what do you think is the most attractive?"

Lu Yuan puffed out his chest calmly.

Seeing this, Old Chen sneered, and said, "It's still too young, look closely, she's called a big bully."

Lu Yuan: "."

"Old Chen, you are really careful."

Old Chen ignored her, and continued: "Look at her small waist. There is a saying that the waist of a twenty-eight beauty is like a crisp, and secretly teaches you that your bones are dry."

"What does this have to do with the age of the coal boss?"

"Boy, you have to know that men of different ages have different definitions of beauty."

"Details!" Lu Yuan was curious, he had never heard of this.

Old Chen didn't show off, he looked at Lu Yuan from the corner of his eye, and said meaningfully: "Let's just say that these little kids in their twenties are the most superficial, they only look at faces, and those with good faces love each other."

Lu Yuan said nothing, just pricked up his ears silently.

"As for those in their forties, they like their waists and hips, which are full and boneless, and as exquisite as a peach."

"As for those in their fifties, they like legs. They are slender and strong, white and well-proportioned, plump and crystal clear without being swollen, smooth and delicate without losing their luster."

"Of course, there are some people who are more perverted. They like feet, round and well-proportioned, delicate and crystal-clear, licking, coughing, coughing..." Old Chen coughed and stopped in time.

"Did you miss the age of 30?"

Old Chen stretched out his hand, facing the wind, and said with a smile, "Come on, feel it for yourself!"

Lu Yuan rolled his eyes, only thinking that this action was too obscene, and it was really inappropriate to show it in public.

"So you like feet, no, waist?"

Old Chen shook his head: "No, you are wrong again, I only like young ones."

Lu Yuan: "."

Coauthored you to talk nonsense?
Lu Yuan frowned, and said angrily, "You keep talking about men's aesthetics, so do you know what kind of men women like?"

Old Chen thought that this is needless to say, nothing more than three points.

Good looking and rich!

But based on his understanding of Lu Yuan, the answer would not be so simple, so he asked, "Which one?"

Lu Yuan looked at him with deep meaning, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Women don't like men who babble, they like positive ones."

Old Chen was stunned for a moment, then quickly came back to his senses, slapped his thigh suddenly, and cursed with a smile: "Hey, you brat."

Don't pay attention to the other party, this person is not serious.

Near Zhu Zhechi, near the ink is black.

Lu Yuan felt that he was still a pure, sunny, handsome and handsome boy, so he should stay away from such people.

Get up and kick your legs.

numb.

"The audience is quiet!"

"photography."

"normal."

"recording"

"Some question."

"Turn on!"

The actors are in place, and the scene notes are played.

"Action!"

On the street, the heroine was terrified, turning her head to look behind her from time to time.

Lao Chen followed closely behind, disheveled, bare chested, with a fan pinned to his waist, nondescript.

This guy picked his nose, looked slutty, spit, and shouted: "Hahaha, little lady, don't rush away, play with brothers again."

The expression was exactly the same as when he was talking nonsense just now. As expected of Lao Chen, this temperament is due to being an actor.

"Okay, get ready for the next game!"

On the sidelines, Lu Yuan secretly looked at the male number one.

He didn't have much impression of the male number one, he heard the accent was from Wanwan.

In the past few years, actors from Wanwan and Hong Kong Island have beaten mainland actors, and there was even an incident of Xiao Yuer beating someone at the beginning of the year. These are all things that cannot be helped.

After all, in terms of the entertainment industry, their current strength is indeed stronger than that of the mainland.

But Lu Yuan believes that this is only temporary. Given the population base, such a huge market will eventually have the right to speak in the mainland.

The Wanwan accent is easy to distinguish, and I like to use words such as "yeah, la, ouch."

Moreover, the modal particles will drag on for a long time, and the tone is very slow, and I like to use rising tones.

And because the tongue roll is not obvious, the front and back nasal sounds are not distinguished, and the Erhua sound is ignored, so it sounds very gentle, soft, and very sweet.

The male number one had darker skin, and he also noticed Lu Yuan. He stared at Lu Yuan for a long time, and then said something to the middle-aged woman beside him. It should be a manager or something. The voice was so small that Lu Yuan couldn't hear clearly.

Theatrical work urges people to come on stage.

The actors are in place.

"Three shots once in ten games, Action."

The crown prince was walking in front of him in ordinary clothes. There were many pedestrians on the street. On both sides were peddlers selling goods and acrobats.

Lu Yuan followed closely behind, looking around from time to time, appearing to be extra careful.

In front of them, the heroine ran towards the two of them with a face of panic, knocking down a passerby in a hurry.

Lu Yuan couldn't bear to look directly at him, you ran as soon as you ran, why did you hit someone with the ball, passers-by provoked you.

There are also hawkers on the side of the road. They don’t take off their watches.

The crown prince noticed the chase on the street, and it was unreasonable for there to be villains molesting a good woman in the street at the foot of the emperor.

With an ugly face, he gestured to Lu Yuan.

According to the script, Lu Yuan should immediately go to help the heroine at this time.

But Lu Yuan felt that this was wrong, so he made some slight changes.

He first looked at the woman who was running over, and then scanned the crowd around the prince fiercely, checking for possible threats hidden in the dark.

He was worried about the safety of the prince. After all, this time he left the palace privately, and the prince only brought him with him.

But since His Highness has already given the order, he can only follow it.

After thinking about it, Lu Yuan no longer hesitated.

"This eunuch is a bit interesting, but his appearance is a little more overwhelming than that of the male protagonist." In front of the monitor, the director looked at the screen and thought to himself.

He doesn't mind actors adding plays to himself, as long as the characters can shine.

Lu Yuan's hesitant expression just now and his observation of the surroundings just fit the character's inner thoughts, and also made the character's image more vivid. For this kind of added drama, the director naturally raised his hands in approval.

At this time, the middle-aged woman walked over sullenly.

She pointed to the monitor and said to the director, "Director, this group of performers has changed."

"Um, huh? What?"

The director was considering whether to add a close-up shot, but his thoughts were suddenly interrupted.

"Change this group." The middle-aged woman repeated, with a smile on her face, but her attitude was very strong.

That's right, Zuo Zuo is just an extra performer, and she doesn't think the director will refuse.

Besides, standing behind the leading man is the producer, and the director can only hold back if he has any opinions.

The director wondered, this show is jointly invested by the mainland coal boss and the Wanwan gold master, and there is a father standing behind each of the two leading actors.

The two of them are still not getting along well. If you add drama today, he will change people tomorrow.

What about playing in the ring here?

It's okay to change, but you have to give a reason, why, just because he is handsome, he will be replaced because he overwhelms the male lead?
Is this the first time you have intervened?Or you come to be the director.

I have filmed a few films anyway, if you change people, you change people, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me as a director to spread the word.

The director looked worried, and waved against the middle-aged woman.

"Card"

In the arena, Lu Yuan and Lao Chen stared wide-eyed.

There was a clicking sound, followed by the director's voice from the loudspeaker.

"Who looked for the eunuch? Those who didn't know thought he was the prince. Change to an ugly one. I said, why does it look so awkward, so change it quickly."

Prince: "."

Lu Yuan: (°ー°〃)
Sun Peng hurriedly greeted Lu Yuan from the scene, and at the same time asked someone to make up for it, apologizing repeatedly: "Sorry, director, I have delayed everyone's filming, so I will change people."

Inside, the atmosphere was a little awkward.

Lu Yuan opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

Say happy, a little bit, sad, also a little bit, the money that is coming soon is gone, the money is gone!

After all, people are soft-spoken.

Before leaving, Lu Yuan glanced at the male number one, the future is long, just wait and see!
At noon, Lu Yuan found Lao Chen with the packed lunch.

Seeing Lu Yuan sitting down, Lao Chen was holding a toothpick in his mouth, teasing all over his face: "Hey, isn't this Lu Yuan? Why was he kicked by the crew?"

He continued to be angry, "You, Beidian, can't do it either."

Lu Yuan was not used to him either, raised his eyebrows and said, "Yeah, I'm also confused, what's wrong with this circle, is it a mistake to be handsome?"

Old Chen: "."

I have to say that the crew's meal was really unpalatable.

Two dishes, minced meat and mashed potatoes, fried pork skin with dried tofu, all potatoes are no problem, green and healthy, and the taste is second to none, the key is that the pig hairs have not faded clean.

Lu Yuan didn't notice it at first, and it was not until he tasted it in his mouth that he felt the taste was wrong. When he looked at it again, don't mention it too much.

Barely deal with a few mouthfuls, three full.

Glancing at Old Chen, the bird man was still picking his teeth.

"Where did you get the toothpick? This stingy crew is willing to buy it?"

"Leave the chopsticks and make it now, do you want it? Here, here you are."

After speaking, he handed the toothpick in his mouth to Lu Yuan.

"Fuck off."

It's disgusting, Lu Yuan looked disgusted and hid far away.

Cover the lunch box, pat your butt, get up and leave.

Old Chen asked, "Why go?"

"Go to the office and send something."

"Police station? Did you commit a crime? I said you can't learn something well at such a young age."

Lu Yuan glanced back at him, looked at the mashed potatoes in his bowl, and said maliciously: "No, it's the toilet!"

Old Chen knew it in seconds, he was furious and wanted to curse.

"I haven't finished my meal yet, can you talk about civilization."

Lu Yuan turned his head, pondered for two seconds, and said, "Be civilized? That's fine."

"The toilet is hungry, I'll feed it something to eat."

"Fuck you, get out!"

(End of this chapter)