The Wind of China Entertainment 2005

Chapter 423: Secret poke (two in one)

After dinner, living room.

"Ta-ta-ta-ta."

Liu Shishi was sitting on the sofa, holding his cell phone and typing away.

"What should I pay attention to when meeting my boyfriend's parents for the first time?"

"What clothes are more appropriate?"

"Light makeup or heavy makeup?"

"What gifts should I bring when I come to the door? Do I have to rush to wash the dishes after dinner?"

"Do you want to keep a proper distance from your boyfriend?"

"What should I do if my boyfriend insists on kissing me regardless of the situation? Should I agree or agree..."

"Liu, are you finished yet?" Liu's mother slapped the armrest of the sofa hard and shouted in annoyance. The mask on her face was half hung, black and white, and shaky.

"Happy Camp" is about to air tonight, which happens to be the episode that the crew of "Bu Bu Jing Xin" is promoting.

She decided to proceed with caution when the time came.

She didn't expect that her normally gentle mother would have such an embarrassing side. Her current cooking skills must have been influenced by her past.

Miss Liu nodded hurriedly. Everything her mother said was right, but she didn't agree with it in her heart. With such a bad man's virtue, he might be thinking of ways to harm her.

"Okay, don't talk about this, let's watch TV."

Mother Liu glared at him and signaled him not to interrupt.

The latest episode of Happy Camp has just started. First, four or five palace maids in flag clothes and several male companions in eunuch uniforms danced an inexplicable dance on the stage.

Immediately afterwards, members of the Happy Family He Jiong, Xie Na and others took the stage one after another and talked about some insider information related to "Bu Bu Jing Xin".

"Brother Xiao Ming's padding on the set is outrageous. Nasty man... Well... Lu Yuan is actually 1.85 meters tall. Brother Xiao Ming is under great pressure to play with him. In addition, the soles of the actresses in the scenes are all very high. Xiao Ming In order not to lose the battle, I padded my boots to increase the height, which is about seven or eight centimeters."

After a while, Liu's mother calmed down and reminded her earnestly: "When you meet Xiao Lu's parents for the first time, you should be polite, natural, and uninhibited, but you should not be too unscrupulous, and especially don't show off. If you can't handle things, just do it. Talk to Xiao Lu, don’t worry too much, Xiao Lu is very thoughtful and will definitely help you make arrangements.”

Father Liu was sitting on the sofa drinking tea. The tea was bottomed out and his eyes were fixed on the TV.

Even shaving his head didn't affect his appearance. I don't know why he fell in love with his ugly daughter.

Father Liu seemed to be interested and said: "Your mother was very nervous when she came to visit us for the first time. At first, the family was chatting in the living room. She didn't know what to think, so she asked your grandfather: 'Uncle, what is your surname?' Your grandfather I was stunned on the spot, and then I laughed and said, 'I have the same last name as your boyfriend.'"

Liu's father had no idea and continued to jump around the minefield, saying: "When it was dinner time, your grandma went to the kitchen to cook, and she also followed her. Her movements were so skillful that she thought she was very capable. But guess what happened later? , after your mother left, your grandma pulled me in private and said, your mother mixed up the salt and sugar and kept her busy for a while. "

Liu Shishi held her face in her hands and stared at Lu Yuan's face as he passed by.

She walked to Miss Liu and sat down and asked, "What's wrong? You're worried. Come talk to mom."

Mother Liu was applying a facial mask with a dark face. After receiving the look from Father Liu's eyes, she nodded slightly.

Liu Shishi put the phone back in a swipe and took a deep breath: "Mom, when you and my dad were together, what was it like when you went to your grandparents' house for the first time?"

Mother Liu put the mask back on, sank into the sofa, squinted at the TV, and exclaimed, "That's not right, why am I watching Huang Xiaoming's height change?"

After Liu's mother heard this, the aura of Yang Guo in his early years faded a bit in her heart.

Mother Liu smiled and understood her daughter's thoughts. She patted her thigh and comforted her: "Relax, there's nothing to be nervous about. I'm at that moment."

Liu Shishi looked at his pink self on the screen, pursed his lips, and said, "Mom, that's for padding."

Father Liu nodded in agreement.

Young people are thin-skinned. After Ms. Liu found out that her boyfriend was going to take over her parents, she didn't think it was a big deal at first and thought she should be able to handle it.

The first time she came to visit her boyfriend's parents was like a huge mountain weighing on her heart, and she was almost breathless just thinking about it.

The program continued with the usual banter. He Jian said: "I think today is really lively because so many of our "Bu Bu Jing Xin" actors came to the scene. Let me start with a problem. This problem is I want to introduce the drama "Bu Bu Jing Xin" to everyone using idioms from the beginning to the end.

"Pfft, hahaha." After hearing this, Miss Liu burst into laughter.

At a certain moment, the automatic door backstage slowly opened, and amid the smoke, Liu Shishi, Huang Xiaoming, Zhu Yawen, Luo Jin, Lin Gengxin, Liu Songren, etc. all appeared together.

But when she learned that Lu Yuan had really gone to the airport to pick someone up, she began to feel uneasy.

"Look slowly, he's behind him." Liu Shishi gave up and focused on the TV.

"Stop, stop, stop!" Father Liu interrupted: "Shi Shi, don't imitate your mother."

Liu's father followed happily. He probably didn't say enough, so he continued: "There's more."

He occasionally glanced at his daughter and saw her scratching her head and scratching her head, looking restless, and he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows at his wife.

"boom!"

The tigress showed off her power, and Liu's father and Liu Shishi both stopped talking, closed their eyes, and looked at the TV.

Mother Liu's eyes suddenly changed. She glared at Father Liu again and told him to shut up. Enough is enough.

Liu's mother sighed: "It's a pity that Xiao Lu is not scheduled this time, otherwise I would have been on the show with you."

Liu's mother and Liu's father looked at each other in surprise, but didn't ask any more questions.

She looked at Lu Yuan in the "Bu Bu Jing Xin" promotional newspaper, and the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became. She murmured in her heart that her son-in-law was still the most handsome.

It immediately triggered enthusiastic cheers from the audience.

He gave an example: "For example, if I say "Bu Bu Jing Xin" is really beautiful, the next person will continue to say it."

He Yan stretched out his arms, shook them, and said funnyly: "After watching this, I'll have a full meal."

"Hahaha"

The audience at the show burst into laughter at his humor.

Xie Na also smiled and added: "Lerger poetry is my forte."

The camera showed everyone on the crew, everyone was grinning widely, and a certain girl in pink clothes followed suit and started laughing.

In front of the screen, Father Liu turned his head, stared at his daughter, and wondered: "Why do you smile so fake in the show?"

Liu Shishi blinked and told the truth: "Because it's not funny. The main reason why Lu Yuan rarely goes on variety shows is because he thinks the content is so silly. He said it's okay to make the audience laugh, but he relies on deliberately pretending to be crazy and acting stupid to insult Everyone’s IQ is too vulgar, so it’s unnecessary.”

"Lu Yuan, Lu Yuan, I only know Lu Yuan all day long." Father Liu muttered sourly.

Liu Shishi pouted, pretending not to hear, tilted his head, and continued watching TV.

Humph, everything my boyfriend said is right, great.

The show was still going on, He Yan said: "Brother Xiao Ming, you come first."

Lu Yuan didn't come, Huang Xiaoming had the biggest celebrity status, and he also had the largest number of viewers and fans in front of the screen. The host naturally had a lot of questions about how to sort out the list.

Even if Liu Shishi is the number one female, she still has to be ranked at the back.

Huang Xiaoming held the microphone, raised the corners of his mouth, and gave a greasy smile: ""Jingxin" is an excellent time-travel drama. It will be very popular this year. Everyone must watch it."

His words ended with the word "kan".

"Yawen, it's your turn."

Zhu Yawen blurted out: "After watching the Qing Dynasty dramas for so many years, "Step by Step" is the best. After it starts, no one will be allowed to leave until it is finished."

It was a very ordinary sentence, but I never thought of thanking it for suddenly inserting it.

She covered her mouth and said with a sense of humor: "It's over. "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" is over. The ninety-odd episodes can't compare to the thirty-odd episodes."

Zhu Yawen was embarrassed for a while. How could he answer the question like this? He really just wanted to laugh for the audience, regardless of the life or death of the guests. This host must be a stick.

Li Weijia hurriedly stepped forward and smoothed things over with a smile: "After that, I guess Aunt Qiong Yao is already on her way to buy a plane ticket and fly here."

"Hahaha." He Yan followed closely, quickly ended the party, and handed the microphone to Liu Shishi: "It's time to move, Shi Shi, it's your turn next."

Liu Shishi was a poor student. He was confused and couldn't figure out how to pick up the wrong words for a while.

He Yan opened his mouth, intending to remind him that after all, Lu Yuan had greeted him a long time ago and hoped that he would take more care of his girlfriend.

Liu Shishi thought for a while, then his eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "Before we left, Teacher Lu said that you can never watch "Step by Step" too many times. After watching it on Mango Channel, I will go to Qiyi to watch it."

"Clap."

"..."

In front of the screen, Liu's father slapped his forehead and rubbed his face hard. It was Lu Yuan again, and he would not forget it even after recording the show.

I'm afraid this girl is not a love brain. She is hopeless and will be eaten to death by that boy in the future.

Liu Shishi looked at herself on the screen and smiled stupidly. She felt that she was really smart. Although the stinky man was not present, she could still find opportunities to @ him.

The program progressed in an orderly manner and finally got to the point.

He Jian said: ""Bu Bu Jing Xin" tells the story of traveling through the Qing Dynasty, so next, we will invite the program team to prepare a time machine carefully for everyone, so that everyone can experience the feeling of time travel..."

A brief commercial was interrupted, and everyone reappeared. The stage was divided into left and right sides, with a total of twelve chairs placed.

The actors were on the left, arranged according to their seats. There was a tattered gray space-time chair on the far left side of the stage, with a display screen above the chair.

From Huang Xiaoming, to Zhu Yawen, Luo Jin, and Liu Xinyou, they sat on them one by one.

When it was Liu Shishi's turn, as soon as she sat down, He Jian said: "Let's see what questions the space-time machine wants to ask."

The screen above the broken chair flickered for a while, and a line of text appeared: "If you were sent to a desert island through time and space, and you could choose an animal to accompany you, what would you choose?"

"Lions, tigers, deer, bears"

When Liu Shishi heard the third animal, he raised his hand without hesitation and said: "Deer!"

"Why did you choose a deer?" He Juan asked knowingly, but she felt that this couple was really interesting. They refused to admit it on Weibo, but they were a great show on the show.

hetui~
nausea!

The eyes of the rest of the crew, including Huang Xiaoming and Zhu Yawen, became ambiguous.

"That's right, even a deer can't protect you." Xie Na answered.

"Because the deer has a very gentle character." Ms. Liu justified herself.

"I think it must be very lonely to live alone on the island. Deer can give me a sense of security and reduce my loneliness and psychological stress. Moreover, deer are very adaptable and can always find food sources."

He Jiong smiled vaguely and said, "You really don't leave Lu."

What a couple!

He held the microphone, looked at the other actors on the "Step by Step" crew, and said, "Whose turn will it be next?"

He turned his eyes around and suddenly said: "I wonder what problems will occur if Lu Yuan sits on this chair."

"Clap clap clap."

"Lu Yuan, Lu Yuan."

As soon as he finished speaking, the extras in the audience immediately applauded. Regardless of whether it was true or not, Lu Yuan's popularity was undoubted and the pomp and circumstance must be given.

"Of course, Lu Yuan will definitely not be able to come to the scene today." He Yan quickly added.

“However, we can connect live.”

"Which one of you will make the call?" He looked at Huang Xiaoming and others.

Huang Xiaoming joked: "I won't fight him. He and I are enemies in the play. We hate him for taking his wife. We are irreconcilable."

He Yan looked at Zhu Yawen again, and Zhu Yawen hurriedly pointed at Liu Shishi: "Of course the fourth master needs Ruoxi to contact him."

Liu Shishi did not refuse, and readily took out her mobile phone to make a call. As soon as the call was connected, she immediately said: "Hello, Teacher Lu."

He Juan guessed that this was the couple's code word, so he pretended not to know anything, put the microphone close to the receiver, and said hello: "Lu Yuan, I am He Juan."

"Hello, Teacher He."

"I'm filming on the set."

"Yes, still filming."

He Juan took the opportunity to face the camera and introduced: "Teacher Lu is currently filming on the set of "Flying Swords of Dragon Gate". The movie is expected to be released at the end of 2011."

After exchanging a few words, He Jiong began to explain the rules of the game.

Liu Shishi held the phone and sat on the chair instead of her boyfriend, and saw a line of words appear on the screen.

"What time period would you most like to return to?"

After a while, I heard Lu Yuan's voice on the phone.

"Well, I think it's pretty good now. There are people I care about and cherish around me, so I have no regrets."

Miss Liu, who was holding the mobile phone, puffed out her chest and raised the corners of her mouth slightly, "It's me, it's me, it's me he's talking about."

He Jiong said loudly: "No, we have to follow the rules. What if we have to choose a time?"

On the other side of the phone, Lu Yuan pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "Let's go back to 05, when I just finished filming "Gou Jian, King of Yue". That late autumn was very important to me."

"I thought it was when you won the Grand Slam."

He Yan asked: "Can you tell me more specifically?"

"In the late autumn of 05, I had just finished filming "The King of Yue Gou Jian", which was a small starting point for my career. But more importantly, during that period, I met some people and things that made me think about life and my acting career. , and gained a deeper understanding and appreciation.”

Well, saying it means not saying it.

In front of the screen, Liu Shishi stared at the clips played on TV with a sweet smile on his face.

Oh my god.

It's really exciting to speak secretly in front of a large audience and say something that only the two of them can understand!

Father Liu and Mother Liu both rolled their eyes.

I feel speechless about my daughter’s love brain.

Raised to waste.

At the same time, Lu Yuan was watching "Happy Camp" with his parents.

With smiles on their faces, Lu Minghua and Li Rulan stared at the pink and tender Miss Liu on the TV, their hearts filled with joy, not to mention how rare they were.

"That late autumn was very important to me." The old woman leaned next to her mother, imitating her younger brother's tone, her face full of affectation.

"vomit!"

She covered her breasts and said, "I really can't stand you."

"If you're pregnant, go to bed early and take good care of the baby." Lu Yuan curled his lips and retorted unceremoniously.

Lu Jia complained: "Mom, look at him, he is so angry with me when you are not here."

Lu Yuan pretended not to see the look in his mother's eyes, and while his nephew wasn't paying attention, he drank the banana in his hand.

Zhou Qi: "."

Zhou Yaoyao sat on the golden retriever beside her, turned her head and asked curiously: "Uncle, what's wrong with autumn?"

"In autumn, there is a greedy carrot head who steals other people's French fries."

(End of this chapter)