Devil sweet kiss pseudo loli
4 blind dates
"Uncle driver, please drive faster, okay? I'm already late! I really don't mind if you take a leap, twirl, fly, run a red light, or slide, it's fine!" Wei Xi stared at herself The watch on his face anxiously urged the taxi driver, and the lineup in front was so strong that even bicycles couldn't get through the traffic jam.
The uncle driver looked at Wei Xi as if he was looking at an alien, and finally persuaded him kindly: "Little girl, you are only 13 years old, why do you not cherish life so much at such a young age? Initial d That's a movie, and the drag racing family is a legend, let's be realistic, there is a serious traffic jam ahead, and you will definitely not be able to move for an hour and a half."
All of Wei Xi's listening skills were focused on one sentence, and that was that sentence: You look like you are only 13 years old! ! !
Who are you cheating on?
"I'm eighteen!! I'm an adult!!! I'm an adult, do you understand? I'm the only one with an ID card!" Wei Xi shook his ID card vigorously in his hand.
The driver is stupid, does he look like this?
Unbelievable limit, what about impacting the human soul's ability to accept it?
"Oh! Hmm! It's eighteen, is it eighteen...?" The driver uncle finally said the word "?" in a voice completely inaudible to others, and now he began to believe that bin Laden and Obama are good friends with a mutual affection .
After some deliberation, Wei Xi slammed the car door open, "Uncle driver, I'm too late! Let's go first!"
As for the fare...
Sometimes it's okay to forget!
Isn't this the destination yet?
The uncle driver is still immersed in his own thoughts, where did the people in the car go, what does it matter to him?It is no surprise that this world where miracles happen every day changes the living.
Outside the blind date.
"It's over, it's over, it's been late, it's been so long! Mommy will be bombarded with phone calls in a while, and now I'm dead." Wei Xi chanted a series of spells while pumping her horsepower into it——Chong Chong.
In this way, there is no need to care about the looming white figure in the arch.
"Boom..."
"Ouch! I'm so back today. I was bumped twice in a day. God, do you dare to wipe your eyeballs clean? I can't afford it..." Wei Xi rubbed the painful bump The small head is melon seeds, and there is a trace of water mist in the tearful eyes.
The other victim didn't move at all. Even at the moment of collision, he didn't feel embarrassed or embarrassing at all. He still stood there with a calm face, watching the child who bumped into him Complaining non-stop.
"Little friend, are you okay?" Murong Ling always had a gentle smile on his face.
Hearing the sound, Wei Xi raised his head and lost all confidence in an instant!
Once again, I want to say: Nima!Egg hurts!
What's wrong with people in this world?Why are you so tall?
It's okay to look so handsome, what do you want to do?Eating with your face in your hands?Depend on!
Are people at higher altitudes superior?Just special?Are they all so handsome?
"Little friend? I've said it [-] times, I'm an adult! Ah! Why do you call me a kid with an ID card like me? Why?" Wei Xi held up his proud ID card and fought back. Proof of their "mature".
This kind of action looks really cute and interesting to Murong Ling!
I heard from my mother that the blind date this time is a super cute little loli, who hasn't come after waiting for so long, could it be... her?
Murong Ling glanced sharply at the name on the ID card - Wei Xi!
That's right, it's her.
"Hello! I'm your blind date, Murong Ling. Nice to meet you, Wei Xi." Murong Ling stretched out her hand in a friendly manner.
Wei Xi's head buzzed, and he rolled his eyes, "Ahh! Oh my god, have you colluded with my mommy to mess with me? Are you still letting people live???"
Looking at Murong Ling, whose visual height was 1.8 meters, Wei Xi lowered his head and estimated his height. It should be 1.5 meters now, and his will gradually collapsed. Boys these days are overfed or something?
God, Buddha, Mazu, and the Virgin Mary, I pray that you will all be struck by thunder, and forget it!
The uncle driver looked at Wei Xi as if he was looking at an alien, and finally persuaded him kindly: "Little girl, you are only 13 years old, why do you not cherish life so much at such a young age? Initial d That's a movie, and the drag racing family is a legend, let's be realistic, there is a serious traffic jam ahead, and you will definitely not be able to move for an hour and a half."
All of Wei Xi's listening skills were focused on one sentence, and that was that sentence: You look like you are only 13 years old! ! !
Who are you cheating on?
"I'm eighteen!! I'm an adult!!! I'm an adult, do you understand? I'm the only one with an ID card!" Wei Xi shook his ID card vigorously in his hand.
The driver is stupid, does he look like this?
Unbelievable limit, what about impacting the human soul's ability to accept it?
"Oh! Hmm! It's eighteen, is it eighteen...?" The driver uncle finally said the word "?" in a voice completely inaudible to others, and now he began to believe that bin Laden and Obama are good friends with a mutual affection .
After some deliberation, Wei Xi slammed the car door open, "Uncle driver, I'm too late! Let's go first!"
As for the fare...
Sometimes it's okay to forget!
Isn't this the destination yet?
The uncle driver is still immersed in his own thoughts, where did the people in the car go, what does it matter to him?It is no surprise that this world where miracles happen every day changes the living.
Outside the blind date.
"It's over, it's over, it's been late, it's been so long! Mommy will be bombarded with phone calls in a while, and now I'm dead." Wei Xi chanted a series of spells while pumping her horsepower into it——Chong Chong.
In this way, there is no need to care about the looming white figure in the arch.
"Boom..."
"Ouch! I'm so back today. I was bumped twice in a day. God, do you dare to wipe your eyeballs clean? I can't afford it..." Wei Xi rubbed the painful bump The small head is melon seeds, and there is a trace of water mist in the tearful eyes.
The other victim didn't move at all. Even at the moment of collision, he didn't feel embarrassed or embarrassing at all. He still stood there with a calm face, watching the child who bumped into him Complaining non-stop.
"Little friend, are you okay?" Murong Ling always had a gentle smile on his face.
Hearing the sound, Wei Xi raised his head and lost all confidence in an instant!
Once again, I want to say: Nima!Egg hurts!
What's wrong with people in this world?Why are you so tall?
It's okay to look so handsome, what do you want to do?Eating with your face in your hands?Depend on!
Are people at higher altitudes superior?Just special?Are they all so handsome?
"Little friend? I've said it [-] times, I'm an adult! Ah! Why do you call me a kid with an ID card like me? Why?" Wei Xi held up his proud ID card and fought back. Proof of their "mature".
This kind of action looks really cute and interesting to Murong Ling!
I heard from my mother that the blind date this time is a super cute little loli, who hasn't come after waiting for so long, could it be... her?
Murong Ling glanced sharply at the name on the ID card - Wei Xi!
That's right, it's her.
"Hello! I'm your blind date, Murong Ling. Nice to meet you, Wei Xi." Murong Ling stretched out her hand in a friendly manner.
Wei Xi's head buzzed, and he rolled his eyes, "Ahh! Oh my god, have you colluded with my mommy to mess with me? Are you still letting people live???"
Looking at Murong Ling, whose visual height was 1.8 meters, Wei Xi lowered his head and estimated his height. It should be 1.5 meters now, and his will gradually collapsed. Boys these days are overfed or something?
God, Buddha, Mazu, and the Virgin Mary, I pray that you will all be struck by thunder, and forget it!
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