The opening of the courtyard is a proficiency panel

Chapter 166 Xu Damao fell into the cesspit please subscribe please ask for a monthly pass
Going out for a trip and paying homage to a master is completely a surprise.

At the beginning of the founding of the country, many people had real skills, and Li Chunxiao was one of them.

With the addition of a master, He Yuzhu's life has also become much richer. Apart from Hongxing Elementary School and the rolling mill, he also learns boxing techniques from the master in the afternoon to keep fit.

In addition, it was Chen Xueru who wanted to treat him to dinner out of gratitude for his help.

After coming and going, Lang Youqing concubines are interested, so they get acquainted, and the relationship is growing steadily.

The only fly in the ointment is that Xu Damao, a bastard, always shows his eyes like a clown in front of He Yuzhu.

But for Xu Damao, the better He Yuzhu's life, the worse his mood.

There is no other reason. These days, his father, Xu Fugui, does not know what kind of gunpowder he has taken. He always praises other people's children in front of him, that is, He Yuzhu, and asks himself to learn more from him.

He Yuzhu is now the number one in charge of the cafeteria, he is still a celebrity in front of the leader, whoever comes has to give face.

His father, He Daqing, ran away with other women, supported a family at such a young age, and lived a prosperous life, so that no one dared to provoke these beasts in the renovated compound.

Few of the residents of the courtyard house can match this skill.

Compared with Silly Zhu, Xu Damao is like a good-for-nothing.

I haven't learned anything well in my studies, and I often slip away when I go to work.

And hearing his father praise He Yuzhu so much, Xu Damao was naturally unconvinced.

So, decided to take revenge on He Yuzhu.

On this day, when He Yuzhu came out to use the public toilet in the evening, Xu Damao, who had been stalked all day, seized the opportunity, lit a string of firecrackers, threw them in, and then ran away.

When He Yuzhu chased him out in embarrassment, Xu Damao had already run away.

He Yuzhu who didn't catch the current situation has nothing to do with Xu Damao, but he has already thought of revenge in his heart.

Since Xu Damao has been staring at him all the time, he can also stare at him in turn.

Huang Tian deserves a caring person.

One afternoon, recently Xu Damao and the uncle got together. After Xu Damao threw the firecrackers, He Yuzhu wanted to settle accounts with Xu Damao.

As the saying goes, the enemy of an enemy is a friend. The two had a great chat and were eating peanuts.

"not good!"

Suddenly, Xu Damao, whose complexion changed drastically, ran into the toilet with his stomach in his arms, hurriedly untied his belt and squatted down, and then there was a sound of "cracking!", instantly making the smell in this public toilet even better one floor.

Xu Damao couldn't stand the anger of the public toilet, so he could only roll two pieces of paper and stuff them up his nose, so he finally felt better.

And He Yuzhu, who had been following him all this time, also regained his energy. After a week, he finally found his chance.

He Yuzhu did not neglect, and immediately left the house.

When He Yuzhu held his breath and walked outside the toilet, he saw Xu Damao standing by the pool and urinating. A snakeskin cloth bag covered Xu Damao's head, and then he was kicked on the buttocks.

Then I heard an exclamation of "Oh!", followed by a "Puff!"

"Save... Gudong! Gudong!"

"vomit!!"

"Help, someone fell into the latrine!"

"Help, someone fell into the latrine!"

"Help, someone fell into the latrine!"

He Yuzhu suddenly yelled three times, and after someone rushed to the public toilet, he ran back to the No. 95 courtyard, and just rushed into the hanging flower door leading to the front yard, and immediately started yelling.

"It's bad, when I came back just now, I heard someone yelling that it fell into the latrine!"

"What? Someone fell into the latrine?!" The explosive news instantly attracted everyone's attention, especially the residents who lived in the inverted house, and hurried to the public toilet.

How could such a big melon not be eaten?
Even if the taste is too strong, it's okay to watch it!

"Zhuzi, did someone really fall into the latrine?" Third Master Yan Bugui asked curiously.

"I also heard people yelling, but I didn't see it with my own eyes, but I don't think anyone will make fun of it?" He Yuzhu spread his hands.

"Didn't you just go to the bathroom, why didn't you see anyone?" Yan Bugui was puzzled.

"I went to the toilet, but when I went there was full of people, so I went to another place." He Yuzhu had a natural expression on his face, "I almost pulled my pants down because of the extra trip. Thankfully I ran fast."

"I don't know who is unlucky. This is not a slippery winter. You can fall into the latrine when you go to the toilet. I guess you must be full now?"

Just as they were talking, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong also rushed to the front yard when they heard the movement, and when they heard He Yuzhu's words, their expressions changed immediately.

The difference is that Liu Haizhong is simply disgusted by the words just now, what is there to eat in a place like the latrine?

But Yi Zhonghai immediately thought of the previous Xu Damao. The other party just said that the fool fell into the latrine to eat shit. Now someone fell into the latrine, so it must be Xu Damao who fell, right?
"You heard someone yelling, why don't you save them?" Yi Zhonghai asked with a serious face.

"Master, I don't like hearing what you say." He Yuzhu rolled his eyes, "My strength alone is limited, that's why I asked you to come together. It's wrong for me to ask someone to help you, Mister."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but Yi Zhonghai quickly stopped him.

"Stupid! I didn't mean that."

"Then what do you mean?" He Yuzhu turned around, "If you want to save someone, then hurry up, don't worry about it if you don't know, don't hurry up and take a look now, don't let people say people in our compound afterwards They are all cold-blooded, and no one will help if something goes wrong."

Isn't it moral kidnapping? It seems that no one will be.

"You!" Yi Zhonghai's expression turned ugly, but he really couldn't find any reason.

"Second and third masters, you are the most important things in our courtyard." He Yuzhu glanced at Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui, "The first master doesn't want to go, you two can't go? Let the neighbors know about us Yard 95 is also humane."

"That's definitely going." Liu Haizhong immediately puffed up his chest, "We can't give our courtyard a bad reputation because of Cong Zhong'er, I'll go right away."

After talking about Liu Haizhong, he walked out all the way, Yan Pugui looked at it and said, well, if the word is on this point, can he not go?
It happened to be a chance to eat a melon and watch the excitement. Who is the unlucky guy who is so small that he can fall into the pit when going to the toilet.

"Let's go, let's go together." Yi Zhonghai, who glanced at He Yuzhu, said with a somber face, and took the lead to go out.

As a result, as soon as the three uncles walked out of No. 95 courtyard, they saw someone running over quickly, and they arrived before the sound came.

"From Yard 95! Xu Damao from your Yard fell into the latrine!"

"Xu Damao?!" Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui were dumbfounded for a moment.

"It's really Xu Damao?!" Yi Zhonghai was even more dumbfounded, but he quickly had an idea, "Could it be the boy Sha Zhu who pushed him down?"

Needless to say, with the "friendship" between He Yuzhu and Xu Damao, this kind of thing is indeed capable of doing it.

"Yo, Master Yi, you have also heard the news, so don't talk about it, go pick him up quickly."

"Has the person been rescued?" Yan Bugui asked hastily.

"Isn't it? It was pulled out with a bamboo pole, and it fell back twice in the middle, what an inch!" The person who reported the letter said quickly, but it was obvious from his expression that he wanted to laugh, but he just tried his best to hold it back.

When they heard that the people from their yard had fallen into the latrine, the three elders had no reason to ignore it, and hurried over.

As a result, before they arrived at the scene, a gust of wind blew in their faces, and the overwhelming smell made their faces change drastically in an instant.

It stinks!

Not only smelly, but also sour!
There is still a fishy smell in the acid!

Although it is already early autumn, but it is the season of the autumn tiger, the sun is high and the temperature is high, the smell will be even more pungent.

"Ouch!!" One of the bangs couldn't hold back, and almost vomited.

Yan Bugui was not much better, so he quickly took out a handkerchief and covered his mouth and nose.

As for Yi Zhonghai, although his face was very ugly, he didn't respond at all, but hurried towards the source of the smell.As a result, from a distance, the crowd of spectators suddenly separated, and then a figure who looked very interesting walked towards this side, who was it not Xu Damao?

But the moment he recognized the other party, Yi Zhonghai stopped in his tracks.

There is no way, the other party is too ugly and smelly.

"Master!" Seeing Yi Zhonghai's Xu Damao was like seeing a relative.

"Don't come here!!" Yi Zhonghai broke the defense on the spot.

Yi Zhonghai's reaction is actually very normal, who can bear seeing a human-shaped manure rushing towards you, as if seeing his relatives?
Didn't see that Liu Haizhong and Yan Pugui had already withdrawn immediately. In their opinion, let Yi Zhonghai continue to show off this time. This kind of limelight with a strong taste is not worth fighting for.

However, on Yi Zhonghai's side, he recovered quickly after the initial panic.How about the old yin, I don't believe it.

"Neighbors, please fetch some water and wash him off. I will ask Xu Damao to clean up the alley later."

"Xu Damao, just stand still, please wash it for you, otherwise you won't even think about entering our yard!"

Just a word, immediately got the response of many enthusiastic people.Soon someone brought out water, but they didn't dare to get close to Xu Damao, after all, the smell was too strong and it was really unbearable, so everyone just stood at a certain distance and poured water on Xu Damao.

Although Xu Damao also felt ashamed, the problem is that this face was thrown at grandma's house a long time ago. At this time, if he washed his body clean, he could save some face when he turned around, so he just stood there obediently and let everyone Pots of water poured on himself.

Seeing that the situation was under his control again, Yi Zhonghai turned around and looked at Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui who were hiding behind him.

"Old Liu, Lao Yan, you also go back and get water to wash Xu Damao."

"Remember to bring a piece of soap, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to wash it clean."

"By the way, take the soap from my house."

"Success, I'll do it now." Yan Bugui responded quickly, turned around and left.

"Me too." Liu Haizhong also rushed to No. 95 courtyard.

At this time, the entire No. 95 courtyard, no, to be precise, all the courtyards in this alley already knew that Xu Damao had fallen into the latrine.Some people who were not familiar with Xu Damao didn't know who Xu Damao was at first, but when they heard that he was the son of Xu Damao who played the movie, they all understood.

It is said that many people are powerful, and after more than a dozen basins of water have been flushed, Xu Damao's body is finally not so embarrassing.However, the excrement that was washed down filled the whole alley with a strong stench. If Yi Zhonghai hadn't promised to clean it up later, no one would really be willing to help.

After Yan Bugui brought the soap, that is, soap, Xu Damao didn't care about anything else, so he grabbed it and started cleaning it.No way, compared to others, he was actually the most attacked by the stench.

It wasn't even just the feces and mixed liquid on his body. Before falling into the latrine, Xu Damao subconsciously opened his mouth to call for help, and then swallowed a lot of dry goods and parallel goods, forcing himself to be full.

No, Xu Damao, who was washing his body, thought of this, and couldn't hold back, vomit! !
This vomit made me spit up in a daze, and the things I spit out are called the original ecology, and some of them are even in the shape of swallowing them.

Such visual stimulation and the increasingly intense smell attack in the air made some spectators unable to hold back any of them, and vomited immediately.

"vomit!"

"vomit!!"

At this moment, Jia Dongxu turned into the alley on his bicycle.

He rode a borrowed bicycle to his natal home to pick up his daughter-in-law, Qin Huairu.

Just as he was walking, Jia Dongxu saw a lot of people in front of him, so he pressed the bell proudly.

"Jingle! Jingle! Jingle!"

"Jingle! Jingle! Jingle!"

"Everyone give way, I'll pick up my daughter-in-law!"

On the contrary, it was Qin Huairu who was sitting in the back seat, fluttering her nostrils lightly, why did she smell like shit?It is still the smell of dry toilet latrine and retting for a period of time.In addition, there is a sour smell.

At this time, the people watching Xu Damao were just about to disperse because many people vomited. After all, this scene is so beautiful that it is difficult for normal people to bear it.As a result, Jia Dongxu who was riding a bicycle was just put in, and then Jia Dongxu's face changed.

At this time, Jia Dongxu finally realized that the situation was wrong, and he had no choice but to smell more and more in the air, and he couldn't ignore it even if he wanted to.Immediately, I squeezed the brakes suddenly, and the master heard a "creak!", and the bicycle stopped suddenly but failed to stop, and slid forward for a while.

In the end, it was so hard to die, it just happened to be crushed on a pile of freshly baked vomit, when the tires slipped, Jia Dongxu just subconsciously wanted to cover his nose, the faucet couldn't hold it at all, the car swayed directly, and even the people with the car I was about to fall on the spot.

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