The opening of the courtyard is a proficiency panel

"Silly Zhu, you are taking advantage of the situation."

He Yuzhu sneered and said, "Since you don't want to know who it is, whether you want it or not, I have nothing to say."

Lou Xiao'e on the side said: "Wait a minute, I gave you these five yuan, tell me who stole this chicken?"

The Lou family has a big business and claims to be able to buy half of the capital. There is no shortage of this little money. Let alone five yuan, 500 yuan is insignificant. Besides, what happened to giving these five yuan to the child's father?
After all, He Yuzhu has put in a lot of effort these days, thank you for your hard work.

Five dollars to buy a child is such a bargain.

With that said, Lou Xiao'e returned to the house and gave He Yuzhu five yuan. During the contact, Lou Xiao'e did not forget to scratch the palm of his hand with her little finger and tease the baby's father in her belly.

He Yuzhu's expression changed.

naughty! ! !

What should I do if someone sees the clues?
He Yuzhu looked strange. The money was given by Lou Xiao'e. Why does it feel like a bribe from the other party?

"Ezi, you..."

Xu Damao wanted to stop him. He Yuzhu took the money and said: "As for who stole your chicken, it's not simple. You only need to know who in our compound often steals chickens and dogs. Then there is a high probability that he stole it from you." After all, our chickens are pure and innocent in our compound."

Qin Huairu's expression suddenly changed after saying this. Didn't this imply that the chicken was stolen by their family's stalker?

It seems that their family is the most sneaky person in this compound, and other families are very strict with their children.

As expected, the expressions of Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e changed.

Lou Xiao'e blurted out: "Are you talking about Bangge?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I didn't say that the chicken was stolen by Bangge."

Qin Huairu: "…………"

The first uncle: “…………”

Jia Zhang: "Damn it, you dare to frame my grandson."

Xu Damao shouted: "Stop talking nonsense and call BangGeng out. I want to ask him properly."

He Yuzhu said: "Don't worry, Xu Damao, are there still unresolved matters between us?"

"what's up?"

"Just now you broke into a house without permission and broke so many things in our house. Tableware, dishes, etc. all cost money. If you break our things, you have to pay for it. If you don't pay for it, I will go. Go to the policeman and let the comrade of the policeman judge you. I didn't steal your chicken, but you came up and framed me indiscriminately. Is it your responsibility? I won't ask you how much it cost, just pay me ten yuan. "

"Ten dollars? Why don't you go and grab it?"

Xu Damao shouted, "It is impossible to compensate. He hasn't figured it out yet. He should give away 15 yuan first. No one can bear it."

"In this case, I'm going to find the comrade."

Xu Damao: "..."

However, as a man with a bad temper, Xu Damao quickly thought of a way to deal with it.

"He Yuzhu, if you don't kick me, I won't throw you.

If I don’t throw it, I won’t be able to break your plate!

So you have to blame yourself for this! "

"As I said just now, you were the one who made the first move, and I was acting in self-defense."

"You, second uncle, you were watching at that time,
You have to give me some justice! "

Xu Damao had no choice but to ask for help from Liu Haizhong, who lived in the backyard.

That little bit of brain in the bangs,
I had already been fooled by He Yuzhu’s long speech.

What's running through my mind right now is:

Right, right, right, right!

There was no time to figure it out,
Which of them is right and who is wrong in this matter?

However, as soon as he heard Xu Damao ask him to be fair,

These three words of justice, for Liu Haizhong, a fan of Guan'er,
No less than taking an aphrodisiac.

In an instant, he felt that he had the power again and was high.

Xu Damao really pinned his hopes on Liu Haizhong.

From a certain perspective, Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong are the same people.

They all do things that harm others and benefit themselves, and they all want to be officials.
Therefore, in Xu Damao's opinion, the second uncle in bangs,

It has a certain deterrent effect.

Otherwise, during that period, Xu Damao would have done whatever he wanted outside and done whatever he wanted.
Don’t forget to claim the title of steward in the courtyard!
Perhaps the biggest difference between the two is that Xu Damao is more educated.

So I usually have more bad ideas,

The brain is easier to use and the secret is deeper.

Unlike Liu Haizhong, there is no city at all, separated by 20 meters,
It allows you to see what is going on in his mind!
Liu Haizhong once again got the opportunity to speak (enjoyed),
Stand up and cough twice,

Said in a plain (official) tone:

"I was in He Yuzhu's house at the time, and they started fighting.

Xu Damao fell and hit the cupboard.
That's why I broke a few plates and bowls.

This is a fact. It's not wrong.

So, I think, both people are responsible!

Why don't we just call it a draw and not compensate each other?

Otherwise, He Yuzhu would have to pay for beating Xu Damao.
If Xu Damao breaks the plate, he will have to pay for it. It’s too troublesome!

He Yuzhu, what do you think? "

After hearing Liu Haizhong's nonsense, He Yuzhu said,
There are even some remarks that are biased towards Xu Damao,
I am very dissatisfied with this old bastard. After Liu Haizhong tricked people into becoming a squad leader,
I got a little bit energetic, and I used it all on Silly Pillar.

At that moment, I decided to give Liu Haizhong a severe lesson first.

As for the broken plates and bowls,
In fact, I don’t have much money.
A chef really doesn’t care about smashing a few plates and bowls!
“With bangs, I don’t think it’s good!
I didn't say it, I was acting in self-defense.
I fought back only after Xu Damao struck first!
Fortunately, you were still there to watch.
That fire hook came over, if I didn't kick him,

Can I still stand here now?
Just with your brain the size of a walnut kernel,
You can't tell the difference between a good thing and a good thing in a trivial matter.

I still think about becoming an official all day long.
You don’t even understand your son,
Do you still want to meddle in other people's affairs?
This is the pinnacle of your life,
A man in charge of a courtyard house is the pinnacle of your career!
Oh, by the way, you, the steward,

Haha, it’s still a second one! "

He Yuzhu’s series of contempt and sarcasm,
It made everyone laugh,

Liu Haizhong was so angry that his face turned red and smoke came out of his nostrils.
Trembling, he pointed at He Yuzhu,
Tremblingly said:
"You! You He Yuzhu, you and I are irreconcilable! Hmph!"

Liu Haizhong has a stupid mouth to begin with.

Now that I'm angry again, I can't even say a complete sentence.
He snorted coldly, turned around and ran to the backyard to go home.

Alas, Liu Guangtian and his two brothers are probably in trouble again.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Forgive me, brothers!

He Yuzhu recited a few words silently in his mind,

He looked at Xu Damao again.

When Xu Damao saw Liu Haizhong gone,
And based on years of experience,

It is impossible for the third uncle to get involved in this kind of thing.

Suddenly, all the courage disappeared,
The whole person immediately became submissive again,
Even Lou Xiao'e, looking at He Yuzhu who was chatting with other scholars,

There was a third of fear in my heart.

"I'll pay for it"

"Okay, Xu Damao, I won't blackmail you by throwing five plates at me.

Pay me five yuan! "

"Okay! I admit it! Let's see what happens next!"

He Yuzhu got the money, held it in his hand and waved it,

Tell Xu Damao:
"Don't just wait and see, take a look at your chicken first.

Then go see the doctor and take a look at your chicken! "

After saying that, regardless of Xu Damao who was about to die of anger,

He turned around and went back to the house, saying as he walked,
“It’s none of my business, the rain is still waiting for food!
See you tomorrow, everyone!
He Yuzhu went back to the house and closed the door.

He Yuzhu was very proud.
But Qin Huairu in the middle courtyard was numb.

When she saw Xu Damao looking like this,
He was obviously going crazy.
Throw the chicken, get scolded, beaten, pay money,
Good guy, think about it this way,
Don’t blame Xu Damao for his low temper.

This is what makes you numb even if you stamp on it, it belongs to you!
But to say the most numb thing in the whole show,

It has to be Comrade Qin Huairu.

In her opinion, stealing a chicken is not a big deal.
It's just that the child was greedy and caught the chicken and ate it.
Let He Yuzhu have a nice talk with Xu Damao,
Pay Xu Damao two yuan and the matter will be over.

When the time comes, Bangge eats the chicken and his reputation is not damaged.
If Silly Zhu pays for it again, their family will be a win-win-win.

But she never expected it,

When I asked He Yuzhu first, not only did he not agree,

In turn, he took advantage of himself.
This is the first time in so many years!

Then He Yuzhu still refused to admit stealing the chicken, let alone take the blame for Banggen.
On the contrary, Xu Damao was almost furious to death.

Instead, Xu Damao compensated him five yuan!
Xu Damao is obviously going crazy now.

It's just a matter of catching and biting whom.
Obviously no one can stop this matter now!
This is how to do ah!

The courtyard has been noisy for a long time.
Mrs. Jia Zhang had been lying on the window for a long time and could see everything clearly.
Worried in his heart, Sun Bangge also came out of the house.

Sitting next to Qin Huairu,

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law looked at each other, unable to think of any solution!
Xu Damao took a few deep breaths,
He first stared at He Yuzhu's door with vicious eyes for a while.

Then he turned to stare at Qin Huairu:

"Qin Huairu, let me say it again,
Call out your awesome guy and let me ask him!

If you stop me like this again,

Then I will call the police and ask the police to come and question him! "

Before Qin Huairu could speak,
Mrs. Jia Zhang was eager to protect her grandson and wanted to call the police when she heard that.
He jumped out immediately and said:
"Xu Damao, my BangGeng is already asleep.
It's already so late, so don't wake up the children!
I heard what you said just now,

I ran out of soy sauce at home, so I asked Banggian to get it!

My Bangge is a good boy and didn’t steal your chicken! "

Good guy, even if Jia Zhang is telling the truth,

Anyone who steals soy sauce from a public house must be a good boy.

The Jia family, with its golden rules, is truly extraordinary!

"Jia Zhang, don't confuse things with me!

Not talking about chicken, do you think it will be okay if you steal soy sauce from a factory?

Let me tell you, stealing public property will be punished with an additional penalty!
You call me out as soon as possible, otherwise this matter will never end today! "

When Jia Zhang heard this, her face changed wildly.

He is taking care of his grandson.

Unexpectedly, I pushed my grandson into a bigger pit!

Stealing soy sauce from a public house is a much greater crime than stealing chicken from Xu Damao's house!
Qin Huairu hates this,
If you don’t know how to speak, shut up. Why are you rushing to speak?
I wish I could give this brainless mother-in-law a three-sword and six-hole blow.

The kind where you have to put the knife in your mouth when you finally pull it out!
But it’s useless just to hate in your heart.

Xu Damao is such a stubborn person,
She was at a loss for the moment.

He could only turn his attention to the eldest master, Yi Zhonghai.

It seemed that Jia Zhang had no way to shirk the blame.

I was thinking about using the extinct family tradition: mourning spiritualism.
The elder Yi Zhonghai, who had always been silent and calm, spoke up. (End of chapter)