Entertainment: let you sell miserably, not let you Versailles

The staff on the side all lowered their heads and suppressed the laughter in their hearts. Who would have thought that such an opening could be so funny? From Ye Feng to Bo Ge to Yan Min, this good show came one after another. As soon as it comes out!

Ye Feng said: "Director, let's not do this. Look, forget about a few of them. They are regular guests. I finally came to fly. I haven't made any money yet, so I went in first. Do you think it's appropriate?" "

"Hahaha!" Everyone else laughed.

Yan Min said in a low voice: "In our hearts, Xiaofeng, you have been a member of the Men's Gang for a long time."

"Get out!!! I wasn't there when we were dividing the money, there wasn't me when we were recording the show, and there wasn't me when we were winning awards. Now I have to pay, and I'm a member of the Men's Gang. Director, you said something like this, Doesn’t your conscience hurt?”

"Put your hands down, this is not something you can avoid without shame!"

"Hahahaha!"

The men's gang and the staff all burst out laughing, especially Zhang Sheep, who laughed and slapped the table. This was really funny.

"This is the rule, you decide how much you want to buy, I don't care!"

After Yan Min finished speaking, he turned around and left. That's what he is like, he is only responsible for lighting the fire and never considers the consequences. Anyway, he can start playing by himself if the Men's Gang gives him a reason.

"But you have to think about it carefully. Based on past experience, you can't win by buying more!"

"But even if you are very picky, winning doesn't necessarily mean it's a good thing. If you win, you lose, and if you lose, you win!"

"Then how much should we buy?"

Look, as soon as Yan Min left, the Men's Gang immediately stopped worrying about whether to spend money or not, and started thinking about winning or losing.

Ye Feng stood up and said, "Do you accept it now?"

"It's okay Xiao Feng, we're all used to it!"

"This is extremely challenging, you have to adapt!"

"Don't be so stingy, just think of it as spending some money to save some face."

Several people began to talk one after another. Ye Feng scratched his hair and said, "Well, I'm not really that stingy. That's right. I really don't have any money. How about one of you lend me a little first?"

As soon as these words came out, the five men in the men's gang all looked at Ye Feng, with smiles that showed no emotion on their faces.

Ye Feng suddenly felt something was not good. He took a step back and said, "Wow, your eyes are very unfriendly now!"

"Did you really not bring any money?"

"Look, my clothes don't even have any pockets. I really don't have any money!"

"If that's the case, then you should be the last one!"

"Great, someone is finally at the bottom today!"

"Hahahaha, then I can play whatever I want, anyway, Ye Feng is the last one!"

Ye Feng said with a face full of disbelief: "I'll go!! You, you, I really didn't expect that you are such people!"

After saying that, Ye Feng didn't care about anyone else and ran to Brother Bo and said, "Brother Bo, Brother Bo, can you lend me a little and deduct it from my salary?"

"That won't work, I've already given you your salary!"

"Brother Xun, Brother Xun, have you forgotten how good our relationship was when we were on the island? Lend me a little, even if it is 200 yuan, and I will buy one, okay?"

"Xiao Feng, it's not that I'm stingy, the key is that I don't bring much with me!"

"I saw you have a big pile there, just give me two."

"That won't work, I still want to win!"

"Brother Sheep, we are half-brothers!"

"Hahaha, Mr. Feng, I won't borrow anyone who is extremely picky and unkind!"

"Brother Hong Lei?"

"Xiao Feng, which one of us is handsome?"

"You're handsome, you're handsome!"

"Really?"

"More real than pearls!"

"That's good!"

"So, how much do you plan to lend me?"

"What are you borrowing? When did I say I would lend you money? Why are you so stupid, kid?"

"Brother Hong Lei!!!"

"What, you still want to grab it, right?"

"You... Teacher Huang, Teacher Huang, you have to let me play, right? It's only 200 yuan. I can't come here in vain. Why don't you let me participate?"

"Hahaha, Xiaofeng, the important thing is to participate. I'll go buy the gold bars first!"

"I won't take you like this!!!! You are really bullying people!!!!"

The five people hugged each other, and no one answered Ye Feng.

In the later stage, special effects were added to Ye Feng, and a big word "miserable" fell from the sky and hit Ye Feng's head.

You must know that the last time Ye Feng came to participate in this program, there was a hot topic about Ye Feng's heartache. It seems that it can't escape today.

Several people took turns entering the room to buy gold bars. When they came out, they all looked at Ye Feng.

"Xiao Feng, it's your turn!"

"It's okay, even if you don't have money, just go in and have a look."

"I tell you, these are real gold bars this time, go and touch them!"

"Oh, that gold one looks so good."

Everyone said something, but Ye Feng snorted coldly and said: "Who said I can't get gold bars if I don't have money? Just wait for me."

After saying that, he swaggered into the room where the gold bars were stored. Several members of the men's gang looked at each other. How could they get gold bars without money?
how to do?
Just when a few people were thinking about it, they suddenly heard Ye Feng's scream from inside the room: "Ah~~Why are there security guards here!!!"

"Hahahaha!"

Hearing this, the five people burst into laughter. They finally understood that Ye Feng just wanted to use some means to get a few gold bars, but this time the program team got real gold bars for the sake of effect, and also There are security personnel specially sent by the bank, so they are destined to use no tricks.

"Ye Feng, so miserable!"

"It's over, the topic of feeling sorry for Ye Feng is going to be a hot search topic again!"

"Hahahahaha, this kid finally suffered a loss!"

"Thankfully, this guy came to fly twice. If it is fixed, it will be Hong Lei again!"

While they were gloating outside, Ye Feng sat on the ground in the gold bar room and shouted loudly: "Isn't it just a variety show? Why should it be so real? You really get gold bars and send security guards. It's too much. You can't survive at all." Don’t give it!”

In the shocked eyes of several security guards, Ye Feng shouted while rolling up his trouser legs, then took out a large stack of banknotes from his socks, and then whispered to the camera: "Come to record Jichao, how could I not be prepared at all?" No, only a fool would fall twice in the same pit."

As he spoke, he shook the banknotes in his hand: "There is only one protagonist in today's good show, and that's me!!!!"

The post-production subtitle team warmly added a text to Ye Feng in this place: The little fox who tricked the men!

When this reversal was broadcast, all the viewers were dumbfounded. When they were outside, they really thought that Ye Feng did not bring any money. They were sympathizing with Ye Feng and laughing at Ye Feng. Who knew that all this would turn out to be true. He acted it!

Ye Feng took the money and looked at the gold bars on the table and said, "I've got it all covered. If you have money, you will be willful!"

"Ye Feng, next you can choose a person to invest. If you and the investor win, you can get all the gold bars. If you fail and the investor wins, then you will keep the principal unchanged. .”

"Oh, it turns out you can still play like this. This is double insurance. But no need, I will invest in myself, so as long as I win, all the gold bars will be mine!"

"My fate is up to me!!! It's such a happy decision. The person I want to invest in is myself!" After Ye Feng finished speaking, he turned around and left.

Outside--
"What are Xiaofeng doing in there? It's been so long. Could it be that he was beaten?"

"Probably not. He has no money anyway, so he must want to appreciate it for a while longer."

"Yes, with security around, he definitely won't be able to rob him forcefully!"

While everyone was discussing, Ye Feng walked out with his head lowered, his face full of bitterness, and then said to the directing team: "The people in our directing team are really responsible, I told him, I have no money, buy I can’t afford gold bars, but they still explained the rules to me so seriously and told me that I can find investors. If the investors win, I can win too. That’s really responsible!”

"Hahahahaha!"

"I asked you why you went in and didn't come out for so long."

"It's okay. Although you have no money, you still have to go through the process. After all, participation is the most important thing!"

Understand, Ye Feng said this, no one had any doubts, and Ye Feng took advantage of the fact that no one noticed him, smiled at the camera lens, and later added a devilish song to him Special effects, and demonic laughter.

"Next, everyone will travel back to 84 and engage in a business war. The winning or losing of the business war will directly determine the ownership of these gold bars. Now please enter the gate of time and space."

After Yan Min finished speaking, Brother Bo took the lead in opening the so-called door of time and space, and then a group of people filed in. After a burst of time and space special effects, Ye Feng and others were already wearing clothes of the 84 style, standing in front of a dilapidated house.

"Everyone, your ancestors came to our place to escape the war. However, after they came, their family fortune was almost exhausted, so they left this ancestral house to you."

"Not bad, there's also a house!"

"That's okay!"

"Yes, yes, at least there is a house!"

"Yes, you also have a house. In addition to this house, our grandma is still alive, so you can go see your grandma yourself about the specific arrangements for this house. She will tell you."

"Hey, the old lady is still there?"

"Then let's go meet the old lady!"

"let's go!!"

After saying that, a few people entered the ancestral house. In the courtyard of the ancestral house sat an old lady with white hair, childish face and kind eyes. Don't underestimate this old lady. Let's put it this way, in the previous four seasons of the extreme challenge, apart from the chance encounters He is an amateur lover, and all the people he invites to act together are drama actors from the drama troupe.

To put it bluntly, any drama actor you choose can beat today's young idol group, so when you watch Jixiong, you will find that these actors are very good at playing together, and they are not good at all. Why, no matter what Brother Honglei said, they could catch it, that's why.

"Hello grandma!"

"Grandma, we're back!"

"Grandma, we are back!!"

Everyone in the Men's Gang quickly got into the act.

The old lady smiled and said, "You six are finally back!"

"Yes, we're back."

"You all know that our family has nothing but this house, so you have to rely on yourselves to support your family."

Ye Feng and others listened very carefully.

"In addition, in fact, when I married into your family, I brought some dowry with me. As for me, I am getting older. These dowry..."

Before the old lady finished speaking, Ye Feng immediately ran over, stood behind the old lady and pinched her shoulders: "Grandma, please tell me, how is the dowry?"

"You brat, don't bother grandma. Don't you know grandma's shoulder hurts?" Huang Ba said, squatting down and squeezing the old lady's legs: "Grandma, I'll squeeze your legs. Then tell me, what happened to the dowry?" Already?"

When other people saw it, they all gathered around, fanning each other and rubbing their legs.

The old lady almost couldn't hold back her laughter. These people are really good at acting.

"Okay, I don't need you to be so attentive. I'm old and I can't take away this little dowry. It's just left to you. Now, everyone is doing business outside. You go and find some work. I This little dowry will be left to the person who can make the most money."

Upon hearing this, Brother Honglei immediately said: "Grandma, look at me, I am so strong, I can make money!"

Huang Bai said: "Grandma works hard to earn money, but I am smart and I can make money."

Wang Xun said: "Grandma, you can tell at a glance that I am a down-to-earth person who is willing to work hard. I am definitely the one who makes the most money!"

Just when the old lady was being talked about by several people and she didn't know where to look, Ye Feng came from behind and stuck his buttocks out. The people squatting on the ground suddenly sat on the ground.

The old lady really couldn't hold back her laughter now.

Ye Feng didn't care about that. He squatted in front of the old lady and said, "Grandma, don't listen to them. They are all bragging. Believe me, I can make money."

"You can make money? Then what do you know?"

"To tell you the truth, grandma, I can predict the future. Look, it's 84. There has been a big stock market crash in the beautiful country in the past two years. Just give me your dowry and I will make a lot of money from him first."

"Then when we come back, we will go to Hangzhou and find a mustache named Ma Mingyun. We will invest in him. He has made a communication software and wants to sell it. We will buy it for him. When it is done, we will go to the capital again. We don't want anything. No matter what, as for that courtyard house, it only costs tens of thousands of yuan per unit now. We will give you ten units or eight units, and then not long after..."

"Computers are coming out. Let's sit in the courtyard and play with the computers. Just buy some Bitcoins or Moutai stocks. If not, in 30 years, we will become the richest people, grandma. , what do you think of my idea?"

Ye Feng said with a serious face, while Huang Bai and others over there were already lying on the ground laughing.

The old lady was also laughing so hard that she no longer cared about taking the role.

Ye Feng ignored it and continued: "Grandma, if you think it's not good to make domestic money, then let's go make money. In the future, a guy named Zach will develop a Facebook, and he also wanted to sell it at first. Come on, let’s go buy it, grandma, believe me, that thing is always profitable.”

"Hahahahaha!"

This time, even the staff in the courtyard couldn't help but laugh out loud, the cameras trembling when filming, and when this scene was broadcast, the audience in front of the TV also laughed to tears.

As expected of someone from the Ye family, his business acumen is beyond words!

Moreover, Ye Feng’s serious nonsense, I really don’t know who he followed!

After the old lady laughed, she reached out and slapped Ye Feng on the head and said, "Grandma, I don't like opportunistic people. Grandma likes children who can work hard by their own skills. Go and go to work. Don't do anything." I have sweet dreams here every day.”

Ye Feng rubbed his head and said aggrievedly: "Grandma, in a few years you will regret not listening to me today. The opportunity for our family to prosper was taken away by your own hands!"

"Come here!" Teacher Huang pulled Ye Feng over. How could this kid be so naughty?
I really feel like I have traveled back in time to 84, talking about the train.

The group of people said goodbye to the old lady and came to a bridge.

"In the 80s, due to underdeveloped information, all people looking for jobs would gather together and write down the jobs they were good at. If the boss needed to hire workers, he would come here to recruit people."

"So you also need to wait for the boss here and write down what you are good at. We have also prepared cardboard for you, so you can write it down yourself."

The voice of the staff sounded.

Ye Feng and others took over the chalk and cardboard.

"This is the talent market of the past, right?"

"That's right!"

"What do you know?"

"I do not know!"

"How should I write this?"

"What I write is arrangement and lyrics!"

"Sheep, do you think someone would come to you in the 80s to arrange music and write lyrics?"

"Xiao Feng, where is Xiao Feng?"

"Where is it?"

"What is this kid doing?" (End of Chapter)