Entertainment: let you sell miserably, not let you Versailles

Director Xixi scratched his head and said: "No, um, I'm here to purchase goods, by the way..."

"Pick me up by the way?"

"Yep!"

"Alright????"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, he turned around and left. After taking two steps, he looked back at Director Xixi who was standing there stupidly and continued: "Why don't you come over and stop me? I'm so embarrassed when you do this!"

Only then did Director Xixi react and quickly ran over to hug Ye Feng. Ye Feng shouted loudly: "Don't hold me back, it's useless for anyone to come today. I have to go. I'm such a big shot, but it's just by the way. You're so bullying, don't hold me, don't hold me, you...you really let go!"

"No, I just accidentally missed it."

Ye Feng looked at Director Xixi and sighed: "It collapsed, everything collapsed. This whole section collapsed. You should reflect on it."

After saying that, Ye Feng pulled the suitcase and walked towards the car, leaving only Director Xixi standing there dumbfounded. The staff on the side were laughing crazy when they saw this scene, and the VJ brother's hands were shaking. .

When this scene was played, the audience all laughed loudly.

"Hahahaha, Ye Feng is here."

"Hahahaha, Ye Feng is really too funny. He just came here and made Director Xixi lose his mind."

"I'm going, it can't be done, it can't be done, now I just want to laugh when I see Ye Feng!"

"Oh my god, are you sure this is my nightmare Xiao Feng? I'm not afraid of Xiao Feng anymore."

"Master Feng, I still like you after you've transformed into a black man."

"Ye Feng, how do you manage to switch back and forth between horror and comedy so easily?"

"Director Xixi was completely dumbfounded, hahaha!"

"As expected of a little fox who can survive among those old foxes who are extremely picky, and can also turn against the old foxes. This Ye Feng is really amazing."

"···"

After Ye Feng put away his luggage, he turned around and saw Director Xixi still standing there. He hurried over and said, "Director Xixi has worked hard."

"Huh?" Director Xixi looked confused.

"We very much welcome Director Xixi to our Mushroom House again."

"Ah??? Me?" Director Xixi had three consecutive questions in his mind at this time: Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?
"Director Heehee, please get in the car. Teacher Huang and the others are waiting for you at the Mushroom House."

"Uh, good!"

"Okay, okay. Did you see that you should have come to greet me just like that? Are you willing to come by?"

Facing Ye Feng's sudden change, Director Xixi almost cried.

"Master Feng, I was wrong, let's go back, many people are watching!"

The onlookers were laughing, and the staff were laughing too. Director Xixi was the only one to bear all the damage.

After finally getting on the bus, Director Xixi sat opposite Ye Feng. When the car started, Director Xixi said, "Thank you very much, Master Feng, for putting on a good show for us as soon as he came here. Welcome Master Feng to visit Mushroom House again." .”

Ye Feng looked at Director Xixi who looked serious, slapped his forehead and said: "If we don't know how to do publicity, we actually don't have to say it. What you said is even worse than Mr. Huang's advertisement placement." stiff."

"Hahahaha!" The accompanying director next to him finally couldn't help it anymore, and even though he was covering his mouth, he laughed out loud.

When Director Xixi was usually on the set, he was the second star director besides Lao Wang. He could be said to be truly inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people. But today, in just a short time, he was almost beaten by Ye Feng. The whole thing collapsed.

Ye Feng looked at Director Xixi. Director Xixi didn't dare to look at Ye Feng now.

"Well, Director Xixi, don't you have anything else to say?"

Director Xixi shook his head. He didn't want to say anything now, and he didn't dare to say anything. He felt that he was just saying something wrong anyway.

He really felt that the entertainment industry could be so lonely.

Seeing this, Ye Feng sighed and said, "Bring it!"

"what?"

"Of course it's a phone call. Can't I call Mushroom House first to order?"

"Oh oh oh, yes, yes, here you go."

After Ye Feng took the call, he turned to the camera and said, "Dear viewers, have you seen the guest's own CUE process?"

Who knew that at this time Director Xixi suddenly said: "We don't even treat you as a guest, you are our family in Mushroom House."

"Oh~~~" Ye Feng looked at Director Xixi in surprise, and then said loudly: "Did everyone hear it? Did you hear it clearly? Director Xixi actually said something that only Teacher He could say!!! Oh my god, I’m moved to tears.”

As he spoke, Ye Feng actually made a gesture of wiping his tears. The people in the car lowered their heads to suppress laughter and shook their shoulders. Director Xixi was the only one who muttered in a low voice: "I'm very good at talking." .”

Ye Feng did not speak, but stared at Director Xixi with the phone, which made Director Xixi feel a little numb.

"what happened?"

Ye Feng covered his face again: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have such high expectations for you. I really thought you were enlightened by Director Xixi."

"I didn't say anything, what happened to me?" Director Xixi immediately became unhappy when he heard this.

"The phone number!!! If you don't tell me the phone number of Mushroom House, how can I call and who should I call!"

"You, haven't you been here before?"

Ye Feng looked at Director Xixi, and then said calmly: "Director Xixi, do you remember what I was wearing when I came here last time?"

"Me? It's been so long and I can't remember."

“You’ve known it for so long, why do you think I still remember the Mushroom House’s phone number?”

"Huh??? I, I, I'm sorry, the phone number is..."

"Hey, I really remember it!"

Ye Feng suddenly smiled and then dialed the phone.

Director Xixi stared at Ye Feng as if the road was petrified.

When this scene was broadcast, the audience burst into tears of laughter. Especially when they saw Director Xixi's expression, they simply couldn't stop laughing.

"Hey, hey, hey, camera, don't let the camera shake like this. You guys are already a mature show after all."

"Hahahaha, it made me laugh so hard. I'm sure the VJ must have been laughing non-stop at that time, that's why he was shaking like this."

"I just want to say that Director Xixi is really a miserable bunch!"

"Ye Feng, do you really want to laugh me to death?"

"After I checked, I finally understood why the director started playing Ye Feng from the moment he left the airport. It was so funny. It was funnier than other feature films."

"I just want to say, Ye Feng, you are really poisonous!"

"···"

Ye Feng dialed the number of Mushroom House and waited for a while before being answered.

"Hey, this is the mushroom house." Peng Peng's voice came from the other side.

"Hello, your phone is in arrears, please pay as soon as possible to avoid inconvenience to your calls, SORRY..."

"Teacher He, our phone bill is in arrears, and we are here to demand payment."

"Hahahaha!" After hearing Peng Peng's words on the other end of the phone, Ye Feng immediately covered the phone's microphone, almost not letting himself laugh out loud.

"How is this possible? There is no way our phone is in arrears. Let's see if the guest is joking with you on purpose."

Teacher He is Teacher He, and he is indeed rich in experience.

"Hello, are you the guest coming to the Mushroom House today?"

"Your phone is in arrears, please pay as soon as possible."

"Teacher He, it seems that the phone is in arrears."

"That's impossible. Our phone calls are all year-round. Listen carefully to what he said."

"We're really behind on our phone bills."

"What did he say?"

"Our phone bills are really behind us."

"You kid, why can't you understand? I'll pick you up!"

"He really said that!"

Ye Feng was already crying with laughter at this time, and when this scene was broadcast, the audience was rolling on the floor with laughter.

At the Mushroom House, Teacher He came over quickly: "Hey, my silly Peng Peng, this caller ID is obviously the phone number of our program team, can't you read it?"

"Huh? I didn't look!"

"Hello, silly boy. This is the Mushroom House. Are you a guest?" "Hello, I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to the big fool just now." Ye Feng said with a pinched voice.

"Hahahaha, the big fool is right next to you. Just tell him, he can hear you."

"Please tell that idiot that his IQ is in arrears. Please pay the fee as soon as possible to avoid running out of brains."

"Hahahaha, okay, I will tell him."

"By the way, let me tell him, when you pay the fee, please pay a little for Director Xixi. Director Xixi's brain is not as powerful as his."

Director Xixi felt aggrieved at this time, but he didn't say anything, because he knew that as long as he spoke, it would be a mistake, and no matter how hard he tried to talk, he couldn't win over Jiang Feng.

"Okay, I'll pay for both of them. How about I pay a little for you? This friend who put on a good show for us just by using the phone?"

Hearing what Teacher He said, Ye Feng opened his mouth wide and his eyes widened.

"Are your eyes widened and your mouth open now? My friend who has recently turned dark and has become known to the whole internet?"

When this scene was broadcast, all the viewers had the same expression as Ye Feng.

There is no way, Teacher He is really amazing, how did he come out?
"Can I get on the phone with that idiot?"

"What's wrong, don't you want to talk to me?"

"I'm better at playing with fools."

"Hahaha, the fool said he didn't want to talk to you. What do you want to eat? Do you want me to ask Teacher Huang to get you another crayfish and go to Australia?"

"Hahaha, no need. I feel like vomiting when I see seafood recently. Can you make me a side of soy sauced bones? It's okay if you don't have any. As long as it's not fish, I can eat anything tonight."

"Okay, when will you arrive?"

"Happy, there's about half an hour left!"

"Well, I'll wait for you, our naughty Xiao Feng!"

"Hey, Teacher He, I miss you."

"Me too, come quickly, I'll make you some coffee and wait for you!"

"Thank you, Mr. He."

Ye Feng hung up the phone and looked up to see Director Xixi opposite.

Director Xixi, who was waiting quietly with his index finger, suddenly trembled when he saw Ye Feng's eyes, and looked at Ye Feng with a pair of horrified eyes.

"hey-hey!"

"Xiaoru, come on, let's change seats."

Ye Feng was dumbfounded. He just smiled. Is it that scary?

At this time, in the mushroom house, Teacher He hung up the phone and shouted happily to Teacher Huang: "Teacher Huang, sister, Xiaofeng is here."

Upon hearing this, Teacher Huang immediately smiled and said: "This brat is here again? What does he want to eat? Get him some fish."

"Hahahaha!" Teacher He laughed and said: "He said, except seafood and fish, he will eat everything else."

"I have to make him a fish feast today!" Teacher Huang said with a smile on his face.

Teacher He shook his head helplessly, came to the pavilion and said to yesterday's guests, Brother Xiao Qi and International Chapter: "Brother Xiao Qi, Sister Komaeda, we will have a new guest in a while, Ye Feng, do you know? He has been there recently. I acted in a movie called A Good Show and it was extremely popular."

Brother Xiao Qi thought for a moment and said, "Oh, I know him. He is very popular. We have many fans of his there. I have also listened to his songs. They are very good. And I heard that they are all original works by him. .”

"Yes, a very good and talented child, does Komaeda-sister know?"

"I'm not sure. I haven't paid attention to the news in the entertainment industry for a long time."

"His name is Ye Feng. He is the actor in the most popular movie right now. There is a scene of Ye Feng that is particularly popular. Let me show it to you."

Teacher He said, searching for pictures of Ye Feng turning black, and then showing them to Brother Xiaoqi and Sister Komaeda.

"Oh!!! This is him!!! I know, I know, I've seen this picture, his acting is so scary!"

"Is this Ye Feng? He acted it. I've also seen this picture, but I didn't even recognize it was him!"

"Yes, this is him, but he looks ugly in the movie. In real life, he is a very handsome and talented young man. You may see him again soon."

Brother Xiao Qi and Ji Ji Zhang were about to leave. Now that they heard what Teacher He said, they both planned to wait a while to see Ye Feng before leaving.

Just when Teacher He and others were filled with joy because of Ye Feng's arrival, Ye Feng finally arrived at the mushroom house in the third season.

The biggest change this season is that Dahua has left, and Zhang Zifeng is fixed. I remembered the scene where Ye Feng met Dahua when he came to visit the class in the last episode of the last season, and I didn't expect that he would stop coming.

Originally, Ye Feng thought it was because of his butterfly effect that Dahua stayed, but the result was the same as the development in the previous life, and he left.

Ye Feng and his party got out of the car. Just as Lao Wang was about to ask Director Xixi about Ye Feng's situation, he found that Director Xixi seemed to have lost his soul and walked toward the lounge like a zombie.

"what happened to him?"

"Hahaha, it's okay. It's just that Mr. Feng made me autistic. Director, if you have time by yourself later, just watch the replay and you will know."

Hearing what the staff said, Lao Wang looked puzzled. How could he be treated for autism?

Ye Feng got out of the car, bent over and tiptoed to the door of the mushroom house, then stood on tiptoes and looked into the yard. After seeing the scene inside, he squatted down suddenly and whispered: "I saw my idol. Brother Qi, and Sister Komaeda, are they the guests in this episode? Oh my god, I’m going to meet my idol.”

"Isn't your idol Liu Tianwang?"

"Can I only have one idol? I have many idols, okay!"

The VJ brother who was filming with me was speechless. How could you be so calm and confident to say such shameless words?
"However, Brother Xiao Qi is my mother's idol, the only idol. Besides me, the other celebrity my mother likes is Brother Xiao Qi."

After Ye Feng finished speaking, he suddenly looked at the camera and said, "Wait a minute, am I not here as a guest? Why are you so sneaky? Can't I just go in openly?"

Well, who says it isn’t?
"Forget it, it's like this anyway, I can't squat down for nothing, cough cough cough cough!"

After Ye Feng muttered, he coughed loudly a few times.

Brother Xiao Qi, who was chatting inside, was attracted by the sound, and turned around to see the VJ at the door.

"VJ is here, is Xiaofeng here? Where are you, why didn't you see it?"

"I gonna go see!"

"I am coming too!"

Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng had been waiting for Ye Feng for a long time, and they were very happy for Ye Feng's arrival.

Ye Feng heard the footsteps getting closer and closer. He saw the footsteps coming through the crack in the door and jumped up suddenly.

"what!!!"

"what!!!!"

"Oh my god!!!"

Zifeng and Peng Peng were so frightened that they jumped up, especially Zifeng. She was at the front and was timid. She was so frightened that her beauty turned pale!

"Zifeng??? Why is it you?"

"You brat, you're going to bully your sister as soon as you come here, aren't you!!!"

As soon as Ye Feng raised his head, a slipper flew towards him, but he quickly dodged it.

"Teacher Huang, I didn't know it was my sister. I thought it was Peng Peng. Put down your shoes!"

Just like that, as soon as Ye Feng arrived, the mushroom house was completely in chaos.

Brother Xiao Qi and Sister Komaeda were both stunned. This was completely different from the Ye Feng they imagined.

Teacher He explained from the side: "Ye Feng and we are both friends, and we get along very well in private, so we are quite open."

Sister Komaeda smiled and said nothing. She had experienced ups and downs in her life. She had been frivolous, indulgent, glorious, and frustrated. Until now, everything has returned to normal. She put all the focus of her life on her children, and she was silent for a long time. few.

Brother Xiao Qi said with a smile: "I just didn't expect that he would be so careless about his image. I thought that young people nowadays are the kind of well-behaved and upright people?"

Teacher He immediately understood what Brother Xiao Qi meant. In the past few years, the traffic was rampant, and everyone in the traffic was putting on airs. Even if they were on the show, people would not be willing to speak unless they put the words in their mouths. Ye Feng's behavior was indeed He is an anomaly.

"Brother Xiao Qi, Ye Feng has a lively personality and doesn't have any idol baggage. Don't mind."

Brother Xiao Qi shook his head and said with a smile: "I don't mind, I think this is good. It would be great to be happy like this!"

Brother Xiao Qi also has the character of a good old man. In his eyes, he cannot see the shortcomings of others and is cheerful towards everyone. One thing to say, the artists of the older generation, at least in terms of artistic ethics, are really far behind. Now there are eighteen streets for artists.

After the fun, Ye Feng came to Brother Xiao Qi and Sister Komaeda and greeted them respectfully: "Hello, Brother Xiao Qi, hello Sister Komaeda, I am the actor Ye Feng."

Brother Xiao Qi and Sister Komaeda looked at Ye Feng in front of them. He had a tall and straight figure, handsome features, clear eyes, and a smile on his face, which made people feel good at first sight.

"Hello, Ye Feng, I have listened to your songs, which are very good, and your movies. Sorry, I don't have time to watch them yet. I will definitely watch them when I go back." Brother Xiao Qi said with a smile. .

Compared to Brother Xiao Qi's enthusiasm, Sister Komaeda seemed a little reserved: "Hello, hello, I'm Zhang Komaeda. Would you like something to drink? I'll pour you a cup of coffee!"

"Thank you, Sister Komaeda, thank you, Brother Xiaoqi!" After thanking Ye Feng, he looked at Teacher He: "Teacher He!"

Saying that, he hugged Teacher He! (End of chapter)