Entertainment: let you sell miserably, not let you Versailles

Tan Songyun looked at Ye Feng in surprise, and saw him make a very funny action and said: "This is on, this is off, so is this on or off?"

The classic game of Mushroom House!

"Open!" Tan Songyun replied.

Ye Feng's expression suddenly stiffened, while Peng Peng and Zifeng both lowered their heads and suppressed laughter.

"Have you seen the yearning before?"

"Seen!"

Ye Feng felt even more embarrassed now, and then said loudly: "It's broken, the whole thing is broken!!!"

"Hahahaha!"

Now Tan Songyun couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter. Peng Peng and Zifeng also laughed.

Ye Feng didn't care, and walked in front of Tan Songyun and said: "Sister, you really don't know how to do variety shows. How can you be effective like this? How can you have a camera? You should go to Jiji if you have time." Give it a try and let Brother Sheep tell you how to make a show!"

Tan Songyun held back her laughter and said, "Then you can teach me, I'm really not good at doing effects."

When Ye Feng heard this, he immediately became excited and said loudly: "Sister, you have found the right person. Let me tell you, I am a man who is called a walking ratings man."

"Master Feng, when did you get this title?"

"Today, just today, if you don't believe me, look at the current barrage, it must be there!"

But at this moment, all the comments on the barrage were: "No!"

"He's talking nonsense!"

"Have not heard!"

"Not at all!"

Ye Feng said: "You see, it's all there! Okay, okay, everyone, please stop scrolling. This dense barrage will affect your ability to see my handsome face. That's pretty much it."

The audience was speechless. They never thought that they could interact with each other while watching a show. It was indeed Ye Feng!

The smile on Tan Songyun's face has never disappeared, and she said: "Then, what should I do just now to achieve the effect of the walking ratings?"

Ye Feng said: "Peng Peng, let's show this to my little sister!"

Peng Peng nodded with a smile, and then said: "Master Feng, is this on, is this off, is this on or off?"

"close!"

"Wrong!!! This is on!"

"Ah? How is that possible? Were you locked up like this just now? Do it again, do it again!"

"Okay, take a look, is this on, is this off, is it on or off?"

"close!"

"bingo!"

"Yeah!!! I knew that if you were on like this just now, then this must be off!"

"Ah!!! You don't know, are you guessing? Then let me ask you, is this on, is this off, is it on or off?"

"open!"

"Wrong, still off, hahahahaha!"

"See, isn't this going to be a show?"

Ye Feng turned to Tan Songyun and said, and at this moment, Tan Songyun was lying on Zhang Zifeng's body with laughter, wiping tears while laughing.

Ye Feng said seriously: "Have you learned it?"

"Hahaha, learn, learn, hahaha, learn."

"That's right, you remember that the most important thing about being on a show is to make a show. This is a wise saying that Brother Sheep taught me. It is absolutely correct."

"Hahahaha!"

Tan Songyun was laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. When this scene was broadcast, the audience also laughed out loud at Ye Feng's serious nonsense.

However, many viewers who knew about Tan Songyun couldn't help but say when they saw her laughing so heartily: Ye Feng, Peng Peng, and Zifeng are really nice and kind!

Soon, the four people came to the canteen and had a big meal. Ye Feng got a big bag of spicy potato chips. Why?
Rich and self-willed!
"Teacher He, we are back!!!"

As soon as he entered the door, Peng Peng shouted loudly, and then raised the two large bags of snacks in his hands high.

At the door of the kitchen, Teacher He came out with his sleeves rolled up. After seeing the two large bags of snacks in Peng Peng's hand, he said with surprise: "Why did you buy so many things? I just told Teacher Huang, You kids went out without any money."

Just when Peng Peng was about to speak, two coughs suddenly came from behind: "Ahem!"

When Peng Peng heard this, he immediately stood to the side. At the same time, Zhang Zifeng and Tan Songyun also stood to the side. Then the three of them shouted together: "Welcome Mr. Ye."

Then I saw Ye Feng holding his head high, holding a mobile phone on his head in both hands, walking swaggering in the middle, and deliberately slowing down twice.

"Hahahaha, what the hell are you!"

Teacher He couldn't stop laughing when he saw this. Then when he saw the mobile phone in Ye Feng's hand, he suddenly realized: "You paid with your mobile phone, right? Hahahaha, Lao Wang, you were taken advantage of by Xiaofeng again, hahaha !”

Ye Feng said seriously: "Teacher He, I think at this time you should focus on me, the hard-working hero, rather than on the silly old Wang over there."

"Teacher He, do you feel that my whole body is emitting light at this moment? Do you feel that at this moment, I am particularly... eh, eh, eh, my mobile phone!!!"

Snapped! ! !
"Ouch!"

"Why did it fall?"

"Check to see if anything is okay?"

Ye Feng quickly picked up his phone, but the screen was unrecognizable.

"It's over, the screen is broken."

"Let's see if it can still be turned on?"

"Okay, okay, it can still be turned on."

"It's okay. I'm using a tempered film. Just change it to a tempered film."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this, and then laughed again.

At this moment, a voice came from the program: "You deserve it!"

Ye Feng turned to look at Lao Wang and shouted loudly: "Deserves it? Deserves it? Deserves it? Lao Wang, you are going too far!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Xiao Feng, look at your popularity, I don't even care about you."

"Hahaha, how much do you have to offend the program team to make them say you deserve it!"

Ye Feng looked at the film crew with a resentful look, then turned to look at the camera and said: "Well, there are mobile phone brands all over the country. I don't have a mobile phone endorsement yet. If anyone has any ideas, please contact my agent, Huawei, I'm waiting for you. oh!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Have you ever promoted yourself like this?"

"You're really going a little too far."

When Ye Feng's segment was broadcast, countless viewers ran to Huawei's official blog to read "Ye Feng is waiting for you." The funniest thing is that half an hour later, Huawei posted a Weibo post: Feng Don't wait for me, I'll be here soon!
In this way, it didn't take long for Ye Feng to become the spokesperson of Huawei.

In fact, when there is no mobile phone implanted in Longing, the program team usually will not collect the mobile phone, but they will not return it to everyone until the evening, because they are afraid that there will be phone calls during the filming process that will interfere with the recording.

After Ye Feng handed his cell phone to the program team, he came to the kitchen: "Teacher Huang, my old sister is a Sichuan girl, please put more chili pepper!"

Upon hearing this, Teacher Huang said angrily: "I want you to say that we will eat Sichuan food tonight."

Tan Songyun looked on with a smile.

Suddenly, Teacher He turned his head and said, "Wait a minute, Xiaofeng, why did you call Songsong?"

"Old girl, what's wrong?"

Teacher He said with a bit of laughter and tears: "I'm older than you, so call me sister!"

Ye Feng's eyes suddenly widened and he looked at Tan Songyun in disbelief. He remembered watching the TV series "In the Name of the Family" in his previous life. Tan Songyun played the younger sister. She should not be too old.

"Old girl, what year are you from!"

Tan Songyun smiled and replied: "90!"

Come on, he's really older than me, and he's even two years older!
"Hahaha, what's going on? Can't you tell? Hurry up and call me sister!"

"Master Feng, call me sister!"

"Brother Feng, call sister!"

Everyone is looking at Ye Feng, who has been calling his sister all the way, and they all want to see how he calls her sister.

Ye Feng watched Tan Songyun scratch his head and shouted in a low voice: "Sister Songyun...Teacher Huang, I'll help you wash the vegetables!"

"Hahahaha!"

Now everyone burst into laughter.

Teacher He felt a lot more relieved when he saw Tan Songyun with a smile on his face. Sure enough, calling her to participate in the Mushroom House was a very correct choice.

Soon, a table of delicious food was served. Everyone sat around under the pavilion. Ye Feng and Tan Songyun were arranged to sit in the middle as guests. Seeing that Tan Songyun was a little embarrassed to sit down, Ye Feng sat down directly and said, "Oh, It is at this time that you will realize that I am also a guest!"

"Go over there, this is reserved for Songyun!"

"Okay, old sister... No, Sister Songyun, sit down!"

After Ye Feng made such a fuss, Tan Songyun relaxed a lot and sat down.Ye Feng's scalp was numb when he saw the red oil on the table. Although he could also eat spicy food, he could only eat a little bit. He would definitely not be able to stand such spicy food.

Teacher He and Teacher Huang also know his taste, but today it is mainly for Tan Songyun, and he can understand.

Teacher Huang and Teacher He had been observing Ye Feng. When they found that he was still smiling, they felt relieved. This child was really sensible and kind.

"Teacher He, the last dish is ready. Go and bring the last dish over!"

"Teacher Huang, let me go!"

"Okay, you are the guest today, so just sit back and sit still. Peng Peng, what are you doing sitting there?"

The group bully Pengpeng of Mushroom House is online.

"I'll take it!"

"Okay, I'll go with Peng Peng!"

After Teacher He took Peng Peng to the kitchen, Teacher Huang said again: "Song Yun, try my cooking and see if it suits your taste!"

"Thank you, Teacher Huang, my mouth is watering."

"Xiao Feng can't eat spicy food, right? Then you should eat more rice today, and I'll have someone buy you some pickles later!"

Hearing Teacher Huang's words, Tan Songyun's expression became a little funny. She looked directly at Ye Feng and asked, "Master Feng, can't you eat spicy food?"

"It's okay, I can eat it too!" Ye Feng replied with a smile.

At this time, Peng Peng came out with a large basin, and Teacher He came out with two plates and put them on the table. There was a large basin full of sauced bones and two vegetarian dishes.

"Oh!!!"

"Young Master Feng!!!"

Ye Feng immediately laughed. Just as he was about to speak, Teacher Huang said first, "Come on, Xiao Feng, try this steamed seabass!"

The smile on his face froze instantly, and he admitted that Teacher Huang loved him a lot, but definitely not much.

Seeing Ye Feng like this, everyone else laughed.

Teacher Huang said: "Come, let us welcome Songyun and welcome Xiaofeng to the Mushroom House!"

"welcome!"

"Thank you, Teacher Huang, thank you, Teacher He!"

"cheers!"

Everyone took a sip of happy water, and then Teacher He said: "Everyone, eat quickly, it's already late, you must be hungry!"

Teacher He and Teacher Huang started using their chopsticks, and everyone was rude. Ye Feng picked up a large bone with soy sauce and started to eat it with his hands without a trace.

It's rotten and fragrant, and it really makes people salivate.

He has been doing road shows and filming during this time, and he hasn't had such a good meal for a long time. Moreover, he really wants to eat soy sauce bones recently, so it tastes particularly delicious, even the bone marrow. Sucked them all clean.

After eating eight minutes full, the remains of the big bones in front of Ye Feng were already piled high. Tan Songyun didn't eat less. It was obvious that the girl was happy today, so the taste was also very good.

Teacher He and Teacher Huang were very happy to see the children eating so deliciously.

After eating and drinking, Teacher Huang said: "In which year did Song Yun start acting?"

Tan Songyun replied: "In 05."

"At that time, I was 15 years old, right!"

"Yes!"

"It's not easy for a young girl to start filming. Are you also from Beijing Film Academy?"

"Yes, from the acting department of Beijing Film Academy."

"very nice!"

Ye Feng said at this time: "Sister, have you forgotten what I just told you about how to do a variety show?"

"Call sister!"

"You brat always take advantage of others!"

Teacher Huang and others immediately corrected him, but Tan Songyun didn't mind at all about Ye Feng's name. Instead, he smiled and said, "I still don't quite understand, please teach me some more."

"Ahem!" Ye Feng cleared his throat and said, "Sister, remember, this is a variety show. You can't always wait for others to ask you questions. If there is no topic, you have to find it yourself, so that you can There’s a lens!”

"Of course, this is too advanced for you. What you have to learn now is how to pick up the topic and how to keep the topic from breaking. Look at what Teacher Huang just asked you. You answer. You don't ask questions. This topic It will be over soon.”

"I'll teach you, just watch it."

At this moment, everyone's eyes are looking at Ye Feng. In the variety show, Ye Feng is really the best.

Ye Feng looked at Teacher Huang with a smile, still held the orchid finger, gathered his hair, and imitated Tan Songyun's voice and said: "Teacher Huang~~~"

"Hahahaha!"

"you shut up!"

"Brother, you are so disgusting!"

One sentence made everyone break their guard, but Ye Feng said to Tan Songyun with a serious face: "Did you see that the effect is coming out!"

Tan Songyun smiled and nodded. This is indeed effective, but this is... somewhat disgusting!
Teacher Huang said to Ye Feng: "Speak to me properly!"

"Ahem, Teacher Huang started filming right from the beginning!"

"right,!"

"The first movie was the one I made with director Chen Da, right!"

"Yes, sing while walking!"

"It's really amazing. Mr. Huang, how did you manage to collaborate with such a great director on your first film?"

"I'm lucky!"

"I don't think so, you are very good!"

"I'm not outstanding either. Mainly because my father was in this field at that time, so I took a shortcut."

"I don't think this is right. If you are not good enough, it will be of no use to anyone. So don't talk about taking shortcuts. I think there are no shortcuts in this world. Excellent people just need to go out and make every step." It’s a shortcut.”

"Oh???"

"Oh my god, with this, the number of famous quotes from Mushroom House has increased."

"Oh!!! Xiaofeng, your success is not unreasonable!"

Teacher Huang was a little embarrassed by what Ye Feng said.

Ye Feng did not pay attention to how other people praised him, but looked at Tan Songyun and said, "Did you see it, old girl? This is the effect of variety shows."

The smile on Tan Songyun's face never stopped from the moment Ye Feng opened her mouth. She kept nodding her head to show that she had learned.

At this time, Teacher Huang suddenly said: "It's nothing to me. Isn't there someone here who broke the box office record of Chinese movies in their first movie? That's what they are really good about, right Xiao Feng?"

"Oh??"

"Master Feng!"

"Brother Feng!!!"

Ye Feng looked at Teacher Huang in surprise, then lowered his head. He was also a little embarrassed, and turned to Tan Songyun and said:
"Teacher Huang's water is too deep and we can't control it. I'll teach you next time!"

"Hahahaha!"

Tan Songyun may have been really infected by the atmosphere at the scene, and then he took the initiative to start the topic and asked: "Master Feng, don't you eat fish? I just saw that you didn't eat a bite of fish. This steamed seabass is delicious. "

Her question made everyone laugh, but Ye Feng said with a wry smile: "It's not that I don't eat fish, it's that I have a psychological shadow on fish now."

"Ah? Why?"

"I recently made a movie called A Good Show."

"Well, I know, it's very popular recently!"

"There are several scenes in which Bo Ge and I are asked to eat fish, and they are still raw!"

"Huh?? Raw fish, how do you eat it?"

"Oh, that's it anyway. At first, Brother Bo and I discussed whether we could grill the fish before eating it, but Brother Bo didn't agree. After filming several scenes, I even vomited after eating it."

"Huh? Did you really eat it?"

"Eat it. Brother Bo told me, Xiaofeng, don't resist this kind of thing. As long as you try it once and overcome your psychological aversion, it will definitely be fine."

"Then as soon as Brother Bo said this to me, a very funny thing happened, which was our first fish-eating scene. After Brother Bo comforted me for a long time, we were ready to shoot, but we What I ate was sea fish, and one of them felt a little irritated in his stomach for some reason."

"Then Brother Bo had just finished giving me psychological comfort. We were both ready. The assistant director called start, and we both took a bite. As a result, Brother Bo's fish leaked air, and it suddenly made that squeaking sound. the sound of."

"Brother Bo's expression was like this at that time. He took a bite and said, oh my god, what the hell is this? Why is there still a sound? Oh my god, it scared me to death!"

"Hahahaha!" Everyone was amused by the scene where Ye Feng imitated Brother Bo. After everyone laughed, Ye Feng continued to talk.

"Later, when we started shooting the second scene, Brother Bo just sat next to me, and I patted him on the shoulder and said, It's okay, Brother Bo. Don't resist this kind of thing. As long as you try it once, you can overcome your psychology. It’s definitely no problem if you feel disgusted.”

"I gave him back everything he said to persuade me, hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!" (End of this chapter)