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"Ye, Ye Feng, you, you are a good person, you, you must not mess around!" Tang Yan held the quilt tightly with her hands and looked at Ye Feng.

"You think too much."

Ye Feng let go of the quilt and walked aside, opened a bottle of water again and drank.

Tang Yan looked at Ye Feng, and then asked cautiously: "You, why don't you leave?"

The water in Ye Feng's mouth almost spurted out, and he looked at Tang Yan with wide eyes. Tang Yan seemed to be a little girl who had done something wrong, and quickly avoided Ye Feng's eyes.

"This is my room. I can leave if I want to, or if I don't want to leave. Do you care?"

"You, why are you always mean to me?"

"What's wrong with me being mean to you? Do we know each other? Do you really think you are a little fairy and anyone wants to coax you?"

"I, I, I didn't offend you."

Tang Yan cried aggrievedly as she spoke.

Seeing this, Ye Feng rolled his eyes angrily and let her cry.

"I, I love him so much, why would he go find another woman? Could it be that I..."

"Hey, stop it!!!"

Ye Feng immediately stopped Tang Yan's idea of ​​dumping her spiritual garbage: "Don't tell me your bad things, I'm not interested."

"You, you bastard!"

"The bastard is your outed scumbag, the bastard is your friend who drugged you, not me, the good person who saved you. Think about it, if it weren't for me today, you would be No matter how bad people are, they are all good. If I take a few more photos and make a few videos of you, hey, you will become famous."

"Return to my asshole?"

"I, I didn't mean that, thank you, thank you for saving me!"

"Then do you plan to tie a ring of grass and work as a cow or a horse in the next life, or do you plan to become a slave and a maid now and pledge yourself to me?"

"what?"

"I don't understand. Then let me ask you, am I handsome?"

"I, you, you are handsome!"

"OK, then I understand, come on."

"You, what do you want to do? Don't mess around!"

"Haven't you ever filmed a costume drama? Haven't you heard of it? In ancient times, heroes saved beauties. The ugly ones would be tied up in grass rings and would be cows and horses in the next life. The handsome ones would be slaves and pledged their bodies to each other. , didn’t you tell me I’m handsome? Come on, don’t waste time.”

"You, don't do this, I didn't mean that!"

Ye Feng looked at Tang Yan's scared look, and then laughed: "Hey, are you really in your 30s?"

"What did you say?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was my fault, okay? You are a little fairy, forever. That is really heartless."

"You man, I hear you."

"Nonsense, I'm just telling you what I'm saying. If you can't hear it, why am I talking about it?"

"Why do you say I'm heartless?"

Ye Feng raised his finger and pointed at Tang Yan and said, "Don't this explain everything?"

"Here, I, he, we are very good friends, how did I know he would be like this?"

"Look, look, if you can be friends with such a person, you are either heartless or brainless."

"Haven't you ever been deceived? Haven't you ever met a bad person?"

"But I'm not like you. I never meet a good person. Haven't you ever thought about why all the people you fall in love with are scumbags?"

"There are so many good men in the world, why do you meet only scumbags? Don't you think there is a certain reason for this?"

"It shows that a scumbag would bully a simple person like me!"

"Wrong, totally wrong. It means there is something wrong with your idea of ​​folding partners. It means that your ideal type is a scumbag. Otherwise, why would all the people you meet be scumbags?"

"me···"

Tang Yan was speechless now. It would be fine if she only had a scumbag boyfriend, but the problem was that as Ye Feng said, all she met were scumbags. Is it really her own problem? ?

Seeing that Tang Yan was about to be deceived by him, Ye Feng almost laughed. How could there be such a stupid...simple woman in this world? She could believe this. She was worse than Bi Chen.

"Okay, I'm kidding you. A woman like you is very popular and pretty. How can ordinary people dare to pursue you? An honest person will definitely consider whether he is worthy of you before pursuing you. Can you please give me happiness?"

"Only scumbags have no scruples. But you are so innocent. You will take the bait willingly if anyone says a few nice words. It's not that you have a problem with your concept of folding women, it's that you are too beautiful."

"Really?"

"Of course it's false. Do you believe it?"

"Ye Feng!!!"

Tang Yan angrily picked up the pillow and threw it at Ye Feng.

Ye Feng caught the pillow and said, "Lie down quickly. It's not big. The cold wind will blow it and it will shrink again."

Tang Yan looked down, then screamed and quickly got into bed.

"Okay, your thinking is clear and logical, which means that your brain has not been paralyzed. Remember, if you encounter such a thing again in the future, the first thing you do after waking up is watch TV or read a book, preferably a horror movie, which is exciting. Give your brain a break, otherwise your brain will be numbed by drugs and you will become an idiot."

After Tang Yan heard Ye Feng's words, she looked straight at him: "You, were you quarreling with me on purpose just now?"

"Hahahaha, you believe it again, why do you believe everything I say?"

"Ye Feng!!!!!"

"But this time you guessed it right. I did it on purpose to prevent you from becoming an idiot and relying on me later."

"Hmph, I won't believe you anymore." Tang Yan said and turned around.

Ye Feng chuckled, and then began to think deeply.

After this trial, it turned out that Tang Yan really didn't look like a scheming girl, so how did she manage to trick Yang Mi?
If she is still pretending, then this girl's scheming is really unfathomable!

"Hey, Ye Feng, you, why do you know so much about drugging?"

Ye Feng, who heard this, looked at Tang Yan with surprise. Tang Yan quickly waved her hand and said, "Don't misunderstand me. I have no other meaning, and I don't suspect that you have used drugs. I just feel that you have used drugs." He really seems to know this medicine very well!”

Ye Feng smiled, completely annoyed by this girl's brain circuitry, "Okay, I saved you with such good intentions, you suspect that I have drugged others before, right?"
Okay, if I don’t play you to death today, I’m not Ye Feng.

Then, Ye Feng looked at Tang Yan, his eyes suddenly turned red, and then he looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle to prevent tears from flowing down.

"Ye Feng, what's wrong? Did I say the wrong thing?"

Ye Feng let out a long sigh and said, "Sister Tangtang, do you have time to listen to me tell you a story?"

Tang Yan hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded seriously and said, "If you are willing, I am willing to listen!"

Ye Feng looked at Tang Yan, and then said in a hoarse voice: "I once had a friend who fell in love with a woman..."

Ye Feng leaned back on the sofa and remained silent for a long time. His eyes were slightly red and his face was full of sadness.

Tang Yan didn't urge her while lying on the bed. She knew that only when a person mentioned a past event that he didn't want to recall, he needed to do such a long period of mental construction. As a qualified listener, she was unwilling to urge. She wanted to give Ye Feng spent more time doing mental construction.

"I have a friend." Ye Feng spoke, his voice hoarse and low, making people's noses sore.

Tang Yan's eyes widened and she listened carefully. She knew in her heart that when a person doesn't want to talk about himself, he will always use a friend instead. Even if he is deceiving himself, she can understand.

"Well, what happened to your friend?"

"My friend, he was still young at that time, not very old, which is the so-called first love, the time when youth is budding."

Tang Yan nodded. Ye Feng was not very young. It seemed that he had suffered trauma when he was a child, and it was probably an emotional injury.

"Then what happened to him?"

At this moment, Tang Yan has transformed into a confidant big sister, and is good at teaching.

"That year, he graduated from high school and was admitted to Peking University. Everyone was happy for him."

Ye Feng once studied at Peking University. This fact has been spread all over the Internet for a long time, which makes Tang Yan even more certain that this is Ye Feng's own story.

"On the day of graduation, his friends and classmates all said they wanted to help him celebrate. They wanted to go sing, but a friend said that they didn't even know what a nightclub was like when they were so old, and they might never see each other again. , why not go to a nightclub to see it."

Tang Yan continued to listen, and Ye Feng also continued to perform:

"So, a group of people came to the nightclub. The excitement in the nightclub was swaying. Yingying Yanyan made these young people who had never seen the world feel excited. But my friend didn't like it very much because it was too noisy. Yeah, he likes quiet."

After all, she is a top student, so she definitely doesn't like such an environment. It's understandable, Tang Yan thought this way.

"After everyone else went to play, my friend found a relatively quiet corner, holding a bottle of beer alone and quietly waiting for his friends. After all, it was not easy for him to leave alone." Tang Yan understood. She nodded. Sometimes when she attended some cocktail parties that she didn't like, she would hide in a quiet corner and wait for the party to end.

"As for my friend, he looks a little handsome. Although he was standing in the corner, not long after, a very hotly dressed girl with tattoos and heavy makeup came over to chat with him."

Hearing this, Tang Yan frowned. She didn't dislike nightclub girls, but she didn't like such girls provoking a naughty boy. But Ye Feng was talking and she couldn't interrupt him, so she could only continue to listen quietly.

"My friend usually only studies hard. Even when he received love letters in school, they were written in clear words. When had he ever seen such a woman? He suddenly became at a loss."

Tang Yan nodded again to express her understanding. After all, she is young at this time, right? !

"He was a young man with a budding heart, but when he was touched, leaned against, and rubbed by a little girl, he just..."

"Hearted?"

"Back off!"

"what?"

Ye Feng looked at Tang Yan's surprised expression and said, "That friend of mine is a very serious person. Who do you think he is?"

"No, no, don't get me wrong. I thought you were still young at the time, so you would definitely..."

"What me? That's my friend."

"Yes, yes, he is your friend. I thought your friend was still young at the time, so he would definitely not refuse."

At this moment, Tang Yan was completely immersed in Ye Feng's story... In the memories, she was so entranced when she heard it!

"Although my friend is young and energetic, he has his own bottom line. He knows what he wants and what he is pursuing. There is absolutely no way he and that girl can be together."

"It's funny to say that my friend's thought at the time was that he would be with a girl for the rest of his life. Actually, thinking about it now, he just did it for fun."

After Ye Feng finished speaking, he took a sip of water.

Tang Yan said very seriously: "I think your friend's idea is right. Feelings are not for fun."

It was obvious that she was completely fascinated at this moment. She was lying on her side on the bed, even half leaning on the bedside table. The quilt slipped off and the white flowers made Ye Feng couldn't help but take another sip of water. It was really killing her. This girl Their skin is so white!
"and then?"

"Ugh!"

Ye Feng sighed heavily and put his right leg on top of his left leg to avoid making a fool of himself, and then continued: "It's a pity that my friend didn't know how chaotic it was in the nightclub at that time. After he pushed the girl away, others also There is no entanglement, I just want to have a glass of wine with him and treat him as acquaintance."

"My friend was feeling guilty for rejecting the offer, so he agreed."

"Oh, you are serious. How can you be casually talking to strangers and things in a place like a nightclub?" Tang Yan was so anxious that she patted the quilt with her hand, and it immediately slid down by three points.

Ye Feng shook his hand and quickly took another sip of water and said, "How could I have thought of so much at that time? At that time, my friend just felt a little sorry, and then he drank a glass of wine. After finishing the drink, the girl didn't even think about it. Let’s go and continue chatting with him, but with a lot of rules.”

"That's waiting for the medicine to take effect."

You still know!
When talking about others, you always do the same thing, but how did you fall for it? Have you forgotten?
Ye Feng felt a little contempt for Tang Yan in his heart, and continued: "Not long after, my friend felt dizzy, his body was hot, sleepy, and his whole body was weak."

"What happened, what happened, what happened next, what happened next?"

"At this time, my friend also realized that something was wrong with him. He stood up staggeringly and was about to leave. However, just after taking two steps, his body went limp and he fell on someone."

"and after?"

"That is a very charming woman. She is very gentle and has a unique temperament. She has a faint scent of jasmine. She is wearing a bright red dress, with long hair shawl, and a faint hint of jasmine in her eyebrows. of sorrow."

"You're like that, and you still remember it so clearly?"

"my friend!"

"Okay, okay, your friend, go on."

"She could tell at a glance that something was wrong with my friend at that time, and she also pretended that my friend's girlfriend had kicked off the tattooed girl. Later, she took my friend to nine o'clock, soaked him with ice water, and then used I put a towel on his forehead and kept chatting with him, telling him that he should use his brain more to avoid becoming an idiot."

"Could it be that you know this? It turned out to be your personal experience. What happened next?"

"Later, my friend woke up, just, just..."

When Ye Feng said this, he lowered his head shyly.

Tang Yan's eyes suddenly widened: "Just what, you guys, what the heck???"

"Oh, that's it anyway!"

"How could it be? It's the first time you met, how could you do that?"

"What happened the first time? They saved me, can't I pledge my life to him?"

"You, her? Oops?"

"Oh what, are you still listening?"

"Any more? Say it, say it."

Tang Yan has been led away by Ye Feng now. There is no way that she, a silly and sweet person, can easily be attracted by other people's stories.

"Later, they fell in love."

"Nani, are you in love?"

"Yes, they are in love. They go to eat at food stalls together, ride roller coasters together, watch the sunrise together, and watch movies together. It is a very sweet and wonderful time."

Tang Yan smiled and said: "It's good to say that. It's fate. I thought you were just playing for fun. What next?"

"Later, my friend decided to propose to her, but her family didn't agree."

"Ah? Why? Do you dislike your young age? Or do you dislike you for something else?"

"neither!"

"Then what does she think?"

"Of course she is willing to come. We just love each other and don't care about anything else."

"Can't you have a good talk with her family?"

"She said it, but not only was she not understood, she was beaten so badly that her nose and face were bruised and swollen, and she almost couldn't take care of herself."

"What? How could this be done? Who is it? How could he use violence?"

"Her husband!"

"Her husband can...wait, her husband?"

After Tang Yan reacted, she was stunned. She sat up, dumbfounded and speechless for a long time.

Ye Feng was drinking water while quietly admiring the beautiful scenery. After a while, Tang Yan realized what she was doing, looked at Ye Feng and said, "You, you, you are lying to me!"

Ye Feng said seriously: "Don't talk nonsense. I told you from the beginning. This is a story. You take it for granted."

"You lied to me, you lied to me, you bastard."

"Hey, I'm your savior. Is this how you treat your savior?"

"Get out!!! I'm already like this, I broke up with you, and I was drugged by a good friend, and you lied to me, you lied to me."

As Tang Yan spoke, the grievances she had just squeezed surged up again, and her eye circles turned red again.

But for some reason, Ye Feng actually wanted to laugh when he saw Tang Yan's aggrieved look. And the more Tang Yan felt aggrieved, the more he wanted to laugh. It was really strange.

"Let me tell you, anyone with a bit of brains can tell that something like that just now is fake. Well, who can you blame for your own stupidity?"

"You, you actually call me stupid?"

Tang Yan has never seen such a hateful man. A beautiful woman like herself suffered such great injustice. Not only did she not comfort herself, but she always bullied her in different ways. This bastard, this big bastard.

"Don't cry in a hurry. There is something I have wanted to say to you for a long time."

"Shut up, I don't want to hear anything you say right now. Shut up!!!"

Ye Feng immediately rejected the avatar, and then made a gesture of sewing his mouth shut.

Tang Yan lowered her head, and the golden beans dripped on the quilt, but Ye Feng remained indifferent and didn't say a word.

Crying is something like this. Except for those who are really sad, most people cry for others to see. If there is no audience, many people will not be able to cry. So after Tang Yan cried for a while, she turned her head and glared at Ye Feng with dagger-like eyes. , but found that Ye Feng’s state was not quite right, and his eyes were wrong. He lowered his head and said:

"Ah!!! You bastard, why didn't you tell me?"

"woo woo woo woo!!!!"

Ye Feng pointed to his mouth, his meaning was obvious, it was you who told me to shut up.

This time Tang Yan felt even more aggrieved. Now she was not only aggrieved, but also full of anger. If possible, she wanted to cut Ye Feng into pieces.

Ye Feng crossed his legs and secretly looked at Tang Yan, who was now like a bulging lover. It was really interesting. Don't tell me, she was really cute like this.

Just when Ye Feng and Tang Yan were hostile to each other, there was a knock on the door. Ye Feng opened the door in unison, and then saw Yang Mi with an anxious face at the door: "Master Feng, how is Tangtang? Is everything okay? , do you want to go to the hospital?" (End of chapter)