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Ye Feng looked at Tan Songyun and said: "Old girl, my mother asked me to tell you that Yu Zhun definitely didn't intentionally not contact you. That child seems sensible and can take care of others. I hope you don't be angry with him. He must have his own reasons, and you must forgive him."

"Come, tell my mother now, have you forgiven that boy Yu Zhun?"

Tan Songyun smiled so hard that he couldn't even see his eyes, and said to the camera: "Auntie, I forgive him, we finally reconciled, don't worry."

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone else laughed non-stop, and then Ye Feng said again: "My sister asked me to tell you, no matter what Yu Zhun's reason is, saying goodbye without saying goodbye means that you are not the most important in her heart, and Lu Xinghe is the one who loves you the most. of."

"A girl must marry a man who loves you more than you love him to be happy, so Geng Geng, do you have anything to say to my sister?"

At this time, Tan Songyun was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight, but he still insisted: "Sister Xiaoyu, thank you for the reminder. I'm sorry to disappoint you. Geng Geng is still with Yu Zhun."

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed out loud at Ye Feng's words. This kind of dreamy connection between the TV series and himself is really funny.

Zhang Zifeng also smiled and said: "After Tang Tanyi was released, brother Feng also called me one day and comforted me for more than an hour, saying that he had been entrusted by his mother, and asked me to go to him if I had any grievances. Don’t forget about him!”

"Hahahaha!"

"Moms are so cute!"

"My mother and others are like this, and our whole family is like this. My mother grits her teeth every time she watches anti-war dramas. When she watches emotional dramas, she sometimes bursts into tears."

"After I performed a good play, my mother scolded me, saying how could I be such a bad learner?"

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm curious, does your mother have a person she hates the most? From the TV series."

"Yes, An Jiahe, that is the person my mother hates most in her life."

"Oh, that's understandable!"

"In our lifetime, as long as we have watched that TV series, there is no one who does not hate An Jiahe."

"Okay, it's almost time. Well, Songyun and Jialun, today is the Water Splashing Festival in our village. Now the villagers are celebrating the Water Splashing Festival in the square. The program team has also prepared water guns for you. What do you want? Want to play?"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of several young children and even Zhang Zifeng lit up. Children, there are all children who don't like playing with water.

As for the teacher He who said that my eyes are the brightest, well, he is always three and a half years old.

Ye Feng jumped up and shouted loudly: "I have to go, I want revenge!!!"

Hearing his words, Teacher He and the others suddenly laughed. When Ye Feng came, they had not forgotten the look of him just being fished out of the water.

After Ye Feng and the others changed into local national costumes, everyone held a super large water gun, and he even held two of them.

Then he shouted to everyone: "Brothers and sisters, come with me, let's take revenge!"

"Come on!"

A group of people walked out, including Teacher He. As for Teacher Huang, sorry, he had to stay to prepare dinner.

Ye Feng and his group were talking about how they were going to kill everyone in a while, while they walked towards the square in an arrogant manner.

When they got close to the square, they heard the sound of music and laughter. Suddenly, they became more excited and their pace accelerated a lot.

After arriving at the square, I saw a dense crowd of people. There were many buckets placed around the square, and the buckets were full of water. Everyone was already wet at the moment, but they were still dancing and splashing water on each other to send blessings. .

"This...they all use basins!"

"We can't beat it!"

"How about we discuss tactics?"

Jialun, Peng Peng, and Tan Songyun were all frightened. At this moment, Ye Feng shouted loudly: "Brothers and sisters, I'm back to fight again!!!"

"Farewell, Master Feng!"

Before a few people could even get their address, the villagers heard Ye Feng's voice, and then saw a celebrity coming, and they all shouted excitedly.

However, before the shouting ended, a large group of people rushed towards Ye Feng and the others.

"Brothers and sisters, follow me!"

Ye Feng took the lead, but just after running two steps, he found Teacher He and others standing motionless.

"What are you...poof~~"

Before he finished speaking, a basin of water was poured directly from his head.

"You guys wait~~~I~~~"

Whoa! !

"Hey, don't bring this kind of thing!!!"

Whoa! !

"You guys~~~ don't have martial ethics!"

Whoa! !

"No, I have to fight with you. I wish everyone health and safety."

After Ye Feng finished speaking, he held the water gun and pumped it out. There were people around him anyway, and he could get water with his eyes closed.

Teacher He and others watched Ye Feng turn into a water man in three seconds, their eyes widened, but before they could react, the villagers had already rushed towards them. Seeing this situation, they How dare you stand still and run away.

It's just a pity that as the saying goes, two fists can't beat four hands, and soon several of them became drowned.

Now that Teacher He and others know that they can’t hide, because there is no need, they just go ahead and do it, so everyone rushed into the crowd together. Unfortunately, as soon as they entered, they couldn’t open their eyes, and the water came one after another. The basin falls from overhead.

"Ye Feng!" 0
"Master Feng!"

"Brother, where are you?"

While being splashed with water, Teacher He and others began to call Ye Feng, looking for their teammates.

At this time, Ye Feng had already gotten into a bucket. He didn't even need a water gun anymore. He took a basin he snatched from someone and started firing wildly at the surroundings. He shouted while firing:
"Healthy body!"

"Happy family!"

"May all go well with you!"

"May all your wishes come true!"

The villagers became even more excited because of the addition of these big stars, and they greeted each other energetically, and even gradually formed a unified situation to the outside world.

Teacher He and the others shouted blessings and kept squirting water, but the water on their faces never disappeared. Seeing that several people had abandoned their armor, they suddenly heard Ye Feng's voice: "Brothers and sisters, ,I am coming!!!"

Several people looked up and saw that Ye Feng had climbed onto a sprinkler truck at some point, holding the water nozzle in his hand and shouting.

boom!
A stream of water spurted out and sprinkled towards the sky!

"Hahahahahaha, sisters, I'm here to take revenge!"

Hearing Ye Feng's arrogant words and the 'weapon' in his hand, all the villagers were frightened to the point of hindrance.

Teacher He saw Ye Feng's excited look and couldn't help shouting: "This kid is really crazy!"

About an hour later, on the way back to the mushroom house, Ye Feng was really taking it one step at a time. His whole body seemed like a huge blister, dripping water constantly.

Opening the door, Ye Feng shouted loudly: "Teacher Huang, we have returned in triumph!"

After Teacher Huang saw Ye Feng's look, he burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, you, you are like you, you call me a triumph?"

"That's right. I fought one against a hundred, and I killed them until they were completely defeated. Not even a scrap of armor was left behind!"

As soon as Ye Feng finished speaking, Teacher He slapped him on the back of the head: "Go and change your clothes quickly. Don't catch a cold soon."

"Good Le!"

Ye Feng walked toward the mushroom house with stern steps.

Jialun followed and said, "Oh my god, Ye Feng is really energetic. I'm almost exhausted. How can he still be so excited? He's so playful."

Tan Songyun looked at Ye Feng's back, smiled and said: "We are artists, and the villagers have been looking forward to our participation. If we put on airs and cannot have fun, they will feel restrained. On the contrary, the happier we are, the happier we will be." If they are excited, they will have more fun.”

After Jialun listened to Tan Songyun's words, he looked at Ye Feng's soaked back and became thoughtful.

"Okay, you guys should hurry up and change your clothes. Don't catch a cold."

"Okay, Teacher He!"

Ye Feng was the first to come out and said to Teacher Huang: "Teacher Huang, it's really a pity that you didn't go. I heard many villagers asking where you were and why didn't you go to participate!"

Teacher Huang smiled and said: "It's okay, there will be opportunities in the future."

"Teacher Huang, do we have cold medicine here? I'll make them a cup so they don't really catch a cold."

Teacher Huang smiled and said, "There is one over there!"

Looking at Ye Feng who was making cold medicine for everyone, Teacher Huang thought to himself, this child is really reassuring. No matter what happens, he can consider it very thoughtfully, and just take this Water Splashing Festival as an example. He said, others may not be able to let go, but he can.

Just as Tan Songyun just explained, Ye Feng is putting down all his pretensions and mingling with the villagers so that everyone can have a very happy Water Splashing Festival.

After Ye Feng finished soaking, Teacher He and others also came out: "Teacher He, Peng Peng, Brother Chao, come and have a cup of cold shock, don't really catch a cold."

Teacher He said: "Oh, I was just thinking about making a cup for everyone. Xiaofeng is very careful. Peng Peng, Jialun, come and have a drink." Jialun took a cup and said, "Thank you, Brother Che!"

Peng Peng also said in the same way: "Thank you, Windmill!~"

"Brother Chao, Peng Peng, you two don't want to live anymore, right?"

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh, don't make trouble, be careful of spilling it, drink it while it's hot."

"I'm going to bring a cup to my two sisters." After Ye Feng finished speaking, he came to the girls' room with two cups of cold medicine.

"Old sister, sister, have you changed your clothes?"

"Okay, come in!"

Ye Feng entered the room and handed a cup of cold medicine to Tan Songyun and said, "I'll take a cup of cold medicine. Don't really treat the cold."

"Thank you Brother Che!"

"Old girl, are you also~~~"

"Hahaha, thank you Brother Che!"

Tan Songyun ran out with the teacup in hand!

"Sister, I put yours here for you."

"Brother, come in and get off. I need you to help me get off."

Ye Feng put down his cup and walked in. As soon as he entered, he saw that Zhang Zifeng was not wearing a coat, only his underwear.

"Brother, I can't button up the back, please help me do it!"

Ye Feng reached out and tapped her on the head and said, "Damn girl, what are you thinking about?"

"Brother, I really can't do it!"

Ye Feng looked at Zhang Zifeng and said seriously: "Password!"

"Stay away from Yan Xujia!"

"Then let me tell you now, it's not just Yan Xujia. You are still young and haven't met many people yet. I can understand your emotional confusion, but you are not allowed to read Ainao!"

"Do you know how many years our age differs? We are almost ten years old. Don't you know?"

"Brother, what are you talking about? I just want you to button up the button for me."

"You~~No wonder you will be so stubborn in the future, you are so serious!!!"

Ye Feng finally understood that in his previous life, everyone in the world had been trying to persuade this girl to stay away from the scumbag, but she just kept on fighting. She was too stubborn.

"Okay, I'll buckle it for you. The front and back are the same figure. Do you think you can seduce me?"

When Zhang Zifeng heard this, his cheeks turned red instantly. This was because Ye Feng was angry: "Brother, I can grow up!"

"Haha, let me tell you, you will be like this for the rest of your life. Just accept your fate. Remember, don't wear busty skirts in the future. You can't help it!"

"elder brother!!!"

"Okay, come out quickly and drink up the cold shock."

Ye Feng reached out and pinched Zhang Zifeng's cheek, then turned around and walked out.

Arriving outside the door, Ye Feng took a deep breath. Where did this damn girl learn this? If she hadn't been determined, she would have made a mistake.

Ye Feng has always had a relatively strange mentality when it comes to relationships, or to women: if it's the first time for the other person, he will always be more cautious and careful. If the other person has had a manager before, he will also be cautious. Will be more casual unconsciously.

He didn't know why, but he would always apply this mentality unconsciously every time he dealt with girls, which was really strange.

When Ye Feng came out, Teacher Huang shouted: "Xiao Feng, you can take these children to chop the sugar cane later. I'm going to prepare dinner here and need ingredients!"

"Good!"

Until now, Teacher Huang still doesn't know how Ye Feng is going to produce two kilograms of sugar cane. You know, if you press two kilograms of sugar cane normally, you will probably need more than a thousand sugar canes.

When Teacher Huang first negotiated, he felt that he had been tricked by Lao Wang, but Ye Feng said that he had a way, and Teacher Huang chose to believe him, so he agreed.

After Zhang Zifeng came out, Ye Feng led a group of people and set off towards the sugar cane field.

"Teacher He, how many sugar canes do we need to cut down?" Jialun asked.

Teacher He glanced at Ye Feng and said, "I don't know either. The program team originally asked for a thousand sugar canes, but Xiao Feng refused. Later, the program team asked to squeeze out two kilograms of sugar cane sugar from sugar cane. I don't know how much it is." have no idea."

"Two kilograms of sugar cane? I'm afraid that's more than a thousand!" The others looked at the sugar cane on the ground and suddenly felt a little panicked!

After walking into the sugar cane field, Ye Feng said, "Let's all do it together. Just chop fifty canes."

"Fifty?"

"Don't you want two pounds of cane sugar?"

"Fifty is not enough!"

"Okay, just listen to me, I just want fifty!"

Although several people were very skeptical, fifty stems was much better than a thousand. Several people worked together and quickly chopped down fifty stems.

Then Ye Feng, Peng Peng, and Jialun each dragged a little bit. Ye Feng walked in front, but did not walk towards the mushroom house.

"Ye Feng, you are on the wrong track!"

"Brother Che, that's not the direction to the mushroom house!"

"You just need to follow me."

Several people looked at each other, but in the end they followed Ye Feng, and then they came to the side of the road.

"Okay, here it is!"

"Xiao Feng, what exactly do you want to do?"

Ye Feng looked at the people with puzzled faces and said with a smile: "It's actually very simple. Let's change this idea a little. Sugar cane is abundant here, so there are also sugar cane sugar processing plants. Look at those sheds. They sell sugar cane sugar. Yes, I took a look when I came here, it’s 30 yuan per jar for two kilograms.”

"The current general price of sugarcane fields is one yuan and a half a piece. We sell it for one yuan a piece. There are many vehicles coming and going, so we will definitely be able to sell it. When the time comes, we can just take the money and sell it directly."

Several people suddenly realized after hearing this.

"Wow, you are so smart!"

"Yeah, why didn't I think of this method?"

"Brother Che, you are really too smart."

"Brother Chao, if you shout like that again, I will really get angry."

"But the program team said that we should use sugar cane to squeeze sugar cane sugar. I'm afraid they won't recognize it!"

"First of all, I made it very clear that sugar cane is made from sugar cane. I didn't say crushing it. There is a high chance of this. Secondly, the program team said that the money from the mushroom house cannot be used. We use the money from selling sugar cane. Is it also the value of the sugar cane land? Does the sugar cane sugar bought with this money still come from sugar cane?"

"Then I made two kilograms of cane sugar from sugar cane. Is there anything wrong with it?"

"No problem!"

"There must be nothing wrong with it!"

"There seems to be nothing wrong with this!"

"Okay, you go and attract customers, sister, old sister, I have a newspaper here, you help me write sugar cane, one dollar a piece!"

"Teacher He, help me hold some bags while I peel the sugar cane!"

Ye Feng put down the north building, took out the cardboard and pen inside and handed them to Tan Songyun. He also took out a plastic bag and a machete.

"Wow, you are all ready!"

"Of course, I never fight an unprepared battle!"

"You can also peel sugar cane? You are so awesome!"

"I have to eat all these things. Peeling sugar cane is nothing, I can also peel pineapples!"

As Ye Feng said, everyone took action.

The star effect, coupled with the price Ye Feng sells, is not only not outrageous, but also cheaper than in ordinary fruit stores. After giving away some photos and autographs, all fifty sugar canes were quickly sold out.

With 50 yuan, Ye Feng not only bought a can of cane sugar, but also sold some brown sugar twists. Several people ate while returning to the mushroom house.

Jialun said: "I really didn't expect that today would be so easy. I'm already ready to work."

Teacher He said with a smile: "This is something I didn't expect."

The group of people returned to the mushroom house chatting and laughing. Ye Feng gave them a jar of sugar cane. Lao Wang was instantly dumbfounded.

"This is wrong, you can't buy it, you have to squeeze it!"

"Director, please watch the replay. We agreed at the beginning to produce two kilograms of sugar cane sugar from sugar cane, but you didn't say that it must be squeezed out!"

"Well, then you didn't do this with sugar cane!" (End of Chapter)