LOL: I can bear it, the stall is too much

Chapter 230 This time!Don't take off your socks

Dog men and women!
This is not a compliment.

It should be said that it is a very unqualified word.

Most of the time, it describes some bad men and women.

As a quality person, Yu Shuang felt that she would never say this word in her life, but after seeing the situation of the two people in front of her.

This word also came out of my mouth.

no way!
This is no longer annoying.

But it's particularly excessive.

What about Ganman?
obviously!
Nowadays, the two of them have no idea of ​​talking to Yu Shuang and are completely immersed in their own world, especially Xiran, who has turned on the coquettish mode.

"I'm very tired!"

"When hosting a show, I have to wear high heels. My feet hurt so much."

"I really want to be rubbed by you!"

Yu Shuang: "????"

After hearing these words, Yu Shuang wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

Oh shit!

What does this mean.

It's so disgusting.

"And that cheongsam, it has to be wrapped around the body, which is really uncomfortable. This is my first time wearing a cheongsam. How did I know that this would happen?"

"Yeah! Do you feel good?"

"Then when I get home, I can wear it for you to see!"

Yu Shuang: "..."

At this time, this person couldn't hold himself any longer.

Now he only has one idea, Elder Xiran, let's accept your magical power.

What the hell is this.

Simply stop listening.

But what can be done?
In a house, you have to listen even if you don't want to listen, and this listening lasted for more than two hours. I looked at the time and saw that it was already one o'clock in the morning.

This is no longer excessive, but very excessive.

And under this voice.

Yu Shuang felt numb. Maybe she was angry before, but now she felt very calm.

Accepted?
Do not!
Just look away.

Live without love.

What is this?

And here...

The topic is finally coming to an end.

Xiran: "It's getting late, go to bed early!"

Zhou Yi: "Okay! If anything happens, let's talk about it when we get back!"

Xiran: "Yeah! I haven't eaten the wontons you made for a long time. Let's make them together when we get home."

Zhou Yi: "Okay!"

Finally, after a sentence or two of ink, the two finally ended their conversation.

At this moment, Yu Shuang had only one thought.

I can finally sleep.

but sleep?
Feel sorry!

It's not working yet, I just heard Xiran say, "Sister Shuang! You said Xiaoyi won another championship this time, how should I celebrate for him?"

"????"

WTF?

and also?

"Sister Shuang, what do you think? I feel like I should prepare something."

"…………"

"Sister Shuang, please speak!"

Finally... Yu Shuang exploded and said, "What else do you two need to prepare? Take a shower after you get home and prepare some popping candies and jelly!"

"And make yourself look nice and wear nice clothes."

"Just say something in his ear...I will listen to you tonight. This is the best reward."

"!!!"

Xiran was stunned when these series of words appeared.

Yu Shuang was too lazy to continue.

Go to sleep!
There are still activities tomorrow.

The next second, Xiran looked serious and said, "I understand everything else, but I don't understand what these popping candies and jelly are. Sister Shuang, do you know?"

"I do not know either!"

"I don't know what you want to say?"

"I……"

So...

on the second day.

The familiar dark circles appeared again on Yu Shuang's face.

She used to find this very interesting, being a matchmaker between Yu Shuang and Xiran, teaching some tips when they met by chance, and watching the relationship between the two getting better and better.

It's an achievement.

But at this very moment...

Yu Shuang only had one idea.

God!
O earth!
Please spare me. I feel like if this continues, my life will be short sooner or later.

And these two people didn't know.

Because Yu Shuang only dared to complain in her heart, Xi Ran didn't know.

The same goes for Zhou Yi.

We have our own arrangements here.

Because the two of them are also first-rate hosts now, it is very normal to have an event occasionally, but for Zhou Yi, it is also a return home.

On the way back, everyone had started discussing this live broadcast.

what to do.

what to do.

In fact, at the beginning, left hand and mark refused.

But as the live broadcast begins.

When a large number of viewers poured into the live broadcast room, many people exploded.

【Fuck! 】

【Fuck! 】

【Fuck! 】

The whole place is fucked.

Originally, many people just came in to watch the fun.

But now I find that just watching the excitement is not enough, so I directly choose to forward it.

Post it!

[Everyone, come and watch, this TES is really dishonest. It started airing just after winning the championship. 】

As soon as this title comes out.

Many people disagree.

[Isn’t it just the launch? 】

[This is actually normal, right? 】

【What's the news about the broadcast? 】

[Isn’t the main income of professional players just a few things, playing professionally and broadcasting? 】

[It’s not this question, it’s... everyone will live broadcast together and then sell goods there! 】

【Fuck! 】

【real or fake? 】

【have to! 】

[This firm really single-handedly led the entire team astray. 】

[It’s indeed off! 】

[The stall boy firm, the delivery team... TES, and this team also won the spring championship. I don’t know whether to cry or laugh. 】

[This...is also an ability! 】

【indeed! 】

Barrage twitter!

But this does not affect the situation in the live broadcast room.

Why start broadcasting when you come back?
In fact, there are many reasons. For example, they will have a few days off in the future. In this case, they will not have time to get together, so it is best to go earlier.

Besides...

Earn travel expenses.

What's the problem?
The protagonists are naturally Zhou Yi and able.

Zhou Yi: "Hello everyone, I am your old friend Firm!"

able: "I am your old friend able"

[Firm! 】

【able! 】

[You two are not tired either. You just finished playing the game yesterday and are you going to start a live broadcast to sell things today? 】

【Aren’t you tired? 】

tired?
This must be tiring.

But the two were there for a reason.

For example, if Zhou Yi's girlfriend is not at home, what will he do when he goes back?
It's better to get down to business first.

It's the same with able. He's going to find his girlfriend during the vacation, and the two of them have already made plans to go directly there to look at the house.

So before leaving, make more money.

The two of them are for the right reasons.

But not so for others.

Zhou Yi spoke and said: "The season is about to change. I believe many water friends are worried about what to wear? Now he is here!"

"Model...come out!"

"This is a large size, this is a medium size, this is a small size..."

When the three people appeared, the whole audience couldn't hold back.

【no!I am completely convinced...]

【This firm is talented! 】

[I directly used Zhong Shangxia as a model. 】

【no!LOL! 】

[And it’s really suitable. 】

[369 is the fattest, so he wears a large size, his left hand is of normal weight, so he wears a medium size, and mark is the thinnest, so he wears the smallest size! 】

[Is mark too thin? 】

[You have to understand that Mark is an assistant and cannot get resources. Why do you think he is fat? 】

【It makes sense! 】

369 is okay.

The remaining two understand what real social death is.

Originally they felt that they were miserable enough, but as Bai Yueya was pulled out by Zhou Yi, everything was different, even after Bai Yueya came out.

Many water friends from Tieba came to watch.

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

[Is this the Tieba master? 】

【no!I laughed so hard, look at his stubborn look. 】

[I don’t know if he thought this would happen when he said he was going to be a coach. 】

【probably not! 】

true!
The scene of the death of the society.

Today, Bai Yueya regrets it more than anyone else. In fact, he doesn't want to come over at all.

Zhou Yi didn't even say that he would be a model at the beginning.

Just ask him to come get some stuff.

Look!
Now that everyone is going to the live broadcast, he has nothing to do. In addition, because of the previous game, Bai Yueya's view of Zhou Yi has changed a lot.I feel like this player may not be serious, but he is definitely a good player.

Then it became what it is now.

Zhou Yi: "This set of clothes our coach wears can be given to parents. I believe they will be very happy after receiving it!"

White Crescent Moon was completely speechless.

NMD!

Everyone else is wearing the clothes of a young guy, so what the hell is he, a middle-aged man?

Maybe some society is dead!

But the effect is very good.

Never mind whether it’s middle-aged clothes or teenagers’ clothes.

Basically every set of clothes can be sold for thousands.

As for the price, they are not very expensive. They are basically under 30 yuan, and the most expensive ones are only 50 yuan. Clothes are something that most people need to be comfortable with.

Others are not needed.

One live broadcast lasted more than four hours in total.

After the end.

Zhou Yi also gave Able a bottle of water and said, "Thank you for your hard work. The profit this time should be good. It seems that we are one step closer to your goal."

"Hee hee hee!"

able nodded, indicating that he wanted to work hard.

have to say……

The story of able is also very magical. A young man who is addicted to the Internet pursues a top student and started dating him in junior high school. From then on, he has been very stable until now. He even met Zhou Yi's girlfriend before.

She is a very quiet girl.

But Zhou Yi also knew that in some relationships between the two, Aable's girlfriend took the initiative. Zhou Yi could only say that Able was a person with no future.

I will definitely be a henpecker from now on.

definitely is!

The two of them were chatting, and even thinking about whether they should do it again later.

As soon as this is said...

Several others were dumbfounded.

Left hand!

mark!

At this time, the two of them were completely autistic.

This was their first time doing something like this. To them, it was no different from the scene of a social death. Even during a break, they said...

I!
kinght(mark!)
Even if you die!
Even if I jump from here, I will never come to this live broadcast room again.

Then after receiving this bonus.

There were only two words in their minds.

Really fragrant!

no way!
This gives too much.

The share above has always been 20.00%, and will always be this number. Under normal circumstances, it is [-]% for Able and Zhou Yi.

But if someone joins later, it will be divided a little more.

Like now!
One percent per person!

It seems that the number is a bit small, but at 30%, there are still [-] million, and the prize money for the spring competition is [-].

Divided among five people, that’s 30 per person.

Now on this day...

It’s worth a season’s worth of effort.

After this set of operations, who can not be confused?
But it's a pity...

After this time is over, I don’t know when the next time will be. For this reason, even if a few people want to continue, it is impossible, and as this time the game ends.

Unprecedented heat!

After players take a vacation, they will also choose to live stream individually.

Play the game!
In other words, some random stuff.

But what!
Other players are like this, but Zhou Yi's words make people understand what a real missing person is.

broadcast?
nonexistent.

There are even many people asking online.

[Where has the firm gone?Why doesn't he start broadcasting?I remember that many players have live broadcast tasks, right?Why does the firm not care about this at all? 】

There are many such questions.

at last……

Someone knowledgeable has come out.

[Because Firm is different from other players. His financial contract and live broadcast contract are all in his own hands. 】

[And this is also the reason why during the previous transfer period, even though the firm was at its peak, no team was willing to take it! 】

【no way! 】

[You were able to win the championship last year, but that’s not necessarily the case this year. 】

[Since I want you at a high price, in addition to your strength, what I care about is traffic, but you have all these in your hands, who wants this? 】

[Then TES is cheaper! 】

【666! 】

【This is okay...】

There are a lot of comments like this, and Zhou Yi is also posting.

I just happened to see these things.

He was a little emotional at that time.

Good guy!
This guy knows a lot.

It seemed that he was an insider of LPL. After playing with his mobile phone for a while, Zhou Yi also put it down and sat on the sofa with some emotion.

Unexpectedly!

He turned out to be an empty nester.

As for where Xiran went?
Needless to say!

Activities!
It's mainly some advertising activities, and since she has Yu Shuang with her, there won't be any problems, but she doesn't know when she will come back.

Glancing at the time, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.

Get ready for bed.

Go to bed early and get up early to be healthy.

But just as he was about to go back to his room, his door suddenly rang.

Zhou Yi: "????"

I thought it was an illusion!

But after the sound appeared again, Zhou Yi was sure that he heard it correctly.

As Zhou Yi opened the door!
nobody!
But a big box.

Without waiting for Zhou Yi to do anything, the box opened and a familiar figure stood up from inside and said, "I'm not surprised, but I'm not happy!"

"…………"

Who else could this be besides Xiran?
Zhou Yi never expected that Xi Ran would do something like this.

Maybe it was because I was too surprised.

Zhou Yi didn't even react. Maybe it was because the other party's reaction was too bland. Xiran said angrily, "You're not happy at all. Do you not want me to come back?"

"How could you... come in? Where did this big box come from?"

"secret!"

Xiran did not continue.

Zhou Yi did not continue to ask.

But this skill is indeed good at playing, and after coming back, Xiran sat down on the sofa and said: "I'm exhausted these days!"

"If you are not putting on makeup and rushing, you are putting on makeup and rushing on the road."

“It’s still comfortable at home!”

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Zhou Yi nodded and said, "You're right about this, you don't feel at home anywhere."

Xiran also agreed, but thinking about what happened just now, she also spoke angrily and said: "I have prepared a big surprise for you this time, and your reaction makes me angry!"

"Yes, yes! I'm here to coax you!"

"What's the use of coaxing with words? We need to prove it with actual actions."

"What do you want to do? Do you want me to buy you flowers? The flower shops are closed now. You won't let me out, right?"

"What's the point of flowers? How about something more practical!"

"????"

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yi became even more confused.

What is Xiran going to do again?

I saw Xiran put her little feet wrapped in black stockings on Zhou Yi's lap and said, "Come on! Rub it for me. I'm exhausted from traveling recently!"

"This……"

"Is that good?"

In fact, Zhou Yi wanted to refuse.

But in the face of Xiran's coquettishness, she still chose to accept it, but then she still asked the most critical question: "Have you washed your feet recently?"

"What do you mean?"

"Ask!"

"I took a shower...I took a shower specifically when I came back, just to see you early. Now you say that, I'm sad!"

"mine!"

Zhou Yi said with a smile.

And those movements started on the hands.

Foot massage master!

Zhou Yi!

Officially launched.

Obviously what Xiran said was not a lie. She had been moving around a lot recently and was indeed a little weak, so she relaxed now and added Zhou Yi's method.

Xiran also started to enjoy it.

Sometimes, it even makes some bad sounds.

Xiran could bear it at first.

But I didn’t care about it later.

Anyway, there were no outsiders here, and Zhou Yi didn't care about it. For about half an hour, Xiran lay completely motionless on the sofa.

In the end, he was patted by Zhou Yi, and he felt relieved and said: "This customer, this service has ended. Do you want to increase the clock?"

"what!"

Perhaps it was at this time that Xiran realized what he was doing.

Think of what happened just now.

I'm also a little shy, why do I feel like this?

Think of the relationship between the two now!

What's wrong with this?
But for a moment, I was still a little overwhelmed and didn't know how to speak at all, and Zhou Yi didn't wait too long!

He immediately spoke and said: "It seems that the customer has no intention of renewing, so the service this time is completely over. If you need anything, you can contact me at any time!"

"and many more……"

Just when Zhou Yi was about to leave, Xiran grabbed Zhou Yi's clothes and said, "Well... are there any other services?"

"What kind of service do you want? Serious ones! We have them all!"

"Then...what are the immoral people like!"

"????"

As soon as these words came out, Xiran's face turned completely red, like a red cherry.

A pair of watery eyes look very beautiful.

Even the cherry red mouth was shining under the light.

So...

After half a minute.

The light in the bedroom is off.

Then some subtle conversations could be heard.

Xiran: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Yi: "Renewal successful, service continues! This customer...this time! Don't take off your socks."

………………

(End of this chapter)