LOL: I can bear it, the stall is too much
Chapter 5 Zhou Shuyi broke the defense, my wife is a woman!
Chapter 5 Zhou Shuyi broke the defense, my wife is a woman!
"Good afternoon, audiences and friends, I am Miss Zhou, who everyone loves, flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires!"
That's right!
This anchor is the dumb bride who will become popular all over the Internet in the future.
Zhou Shuyi!
It's a pity... that's later.
The current Zhou Shuyi is just a small and a half anchor of a certain fish. The popularity has been stable at around one million, and she has been unable to go up. This is also her worry!
I was worried!
But after seeing the barrage, I became even more worried!
【"Sister Zhou! Please shut up!"】
【"This little girl is pretty, and her eyes are sparkling, but why is this voice like this?"】
【"Sister Zhou, shut up!"】
【"You just sit here, and your popularity is higher than now!"】
"!!!"
At this moment, the corners of Zhou Shuyi's mouth twitched slightly, and people said... the viewers who came in at the beginning of the broadcast were all die-hard fans of the anchor, but she looked at her group of people!
She seriously suspected that her fans were fake, right?
Depend on!
But as a professional anchor, she kept taking deep breaths, saying that these people are all her fans and her parents, how could she be angry?
Immediately, he opened his mouth and said, "This time we are going to play a little differently. Luo Xin and I will find a silver player to play with, and then we will play in the diamond game ranking!"
"Scores are calculated based on the record of accompanying players. One point is awarded for a head, one point is deducted for each death, and assists are not counted. Whoever has the most points at that time will win! And one point is 100 yuan!" 1
【"Good guy! Red envelope game!"】
【"Sister Zhou is too much, playing silver with diamonds, isn't this looking for abuse!?"】
【"However, this is not bad. I feel that in the later stage, it may become a big game of giving away heads. At that time, it may not be about who kills more, but who says who kills less! 1"】
【"This... Do you know how to play with me?"】
【"How could you know? This is all about looking for companions anonymously!!"】
【"Nimma! Is this an electronic cricket?"】
【"almost!"】
On the bullet screen, you say a word, and I say a word!
The effect is very good!
Zhou Shuyi nodded, feeling that there was nothing wrong with her choice. Sure enough, this way was more interesting, and at this moment, Luo Xin was completely in place.
Luo Xin!
Host of LPL!
Sister Tuozi, who is commonly known as the king of embarrassment, the two have a good relationship and belong to the girlfriend series!
Luo Xin: "My companion has arrived, where are you?"
"Wait, it's coming!"
Luo Xin: "Okay! Let me know in a private message, I'll get the wheat down first, and it won't be good if I reveal my secrets then!"
"OK! OK!"
Zhou Shuyi nodded and looked at the time.
And this one to play with!
She was a little angry, she had seen the boss waiting for the boss, but it was the first time she saw the boss waiting for the boss.
What the hell! ! ,
【"This companion is not punctual!"】
【"Maybe I'm scared!"】
【"It feels possible!"】
Zhou Shuyi was also sure, if she didn't reply within half a minute, then change to another one, and she was the first to pass a hundred, so I still need to save face!
at last……
in the last few seconds.
Come play with me!
At that time, Zhou Shuyi was a little angry, and said: "Do you have any sense of time? How can you make the boss wait? Fortunately, it's me, if it was someone else, he would have already run away!"
"Yes yes yes! My question..."
Zhou Shuyi nodded. Although there was a problem at the beginning, at least this person's attitude is not bad, especially when the popularity exceeds 120 million!
She feels much better.
That's right, but when I heard the second half of the sentence.
Her face is black!
"Brother! I'm sorry, I went to the toilet just now!"
"?????"
WTF?
Zhou Shuyi's whole body is not good.
No!
Who do you call brother?
【"Hahahaha! Brother... this playmate, how dare you say it!"】
【"This should be a live broadcast effect, right?"】
【"No, no, no! I suspect it was intentional!"】
【"who knows?"】
At this moment, how many people couldn't hold back.
Zhou Shuyi was about to slap the table, but she still suppressed her anger and said, "Who are you... brother?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my question, your voice is so vicissitudes and magnetic, and you can see that it is a mature and cultivated man, I should call you big brother! Hello big brother... If you need anything, just tell me!"
"!!!!!!"
I am!
Zhou Shuyi couldn't hold back at all, and said, "Brother called NM! Why don't you call me Dad?"
"!!!"
Who's on the other side of the headset?
Of course it was Zhou Yi!
Luck is so wonderful. Regarding Zhou Yi's behavior, Manager Chen turned a blind eye to Zhou Yi's behavior before, and he was going to leave anyway.
But now... his mind has changed, and he feels that it's good for him to keep like this!
Just don't harm the able! !
Anything else will do!
It is also because of this that Zhou Yi's accompanying business can be carried out smoothly. This kind of thing is considered half of the service industry, so the attitude should be a little better, but when he heard what he said.
Zhou Yi is also in a bad mood!
Too much!
But just as he was about to reply, a system prompt appeared in Zhou Yi's ear.
【Ding! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +13! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +14! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
…………
Refresh a page directly, and you can see how much resentment the other party has. However, what you should pay attention to is not the number behind, but the name in front. At that time, Zhou Yi was completely dumbfounded.
What the hell!
Miss Zhou?
Wouldn't it be so coincidental?
He secretly took out his phone and watched her live broadcast.
then……
He saw Zhou Shuyi's famous scene, and said: "Is this companion playing with a bad ear? Who is he called brother? Who is he called brother? Is my wife a woman?"
【"Actually, I don't blame him. Sister Zhou, your voice is too distinctive, and I don't know if it's because the live broadcast is too long. Your voice seems to be hoarse!"】
【"I used to watch female anchors, and my wife would beat me, until I clicked on Sister Zhou's live broadcast room, my wife didn't care at all!"]
【"The words upstairs are a bit hurtful!"】
【"But... the reality seems to be like this!"】
"........."
The corners of Zhou Shuyi's mouth trembled slightly!
Nima!
I always feel that this live broadcast room is not worth mentioning!
What the hell!
Just when she was about to go crazy, Luo Xin's news also came, and she began to urge this event. Zhou Shuyi was angry, but she could only bear it.
Then he turned on the headset and said, "Listen to me clearly, I am a woman, and a young girl at the same time!"
Zhou Yi: "..."
【"........."】
【"........."】
【"........."】
Not to mention Zhou Yi, even the barrage is silent.
Zhou Shuyi: "What do you mean?"
【"Sister Zhou is a woman?"】
【"It counts!"】
【"You are young? A girl? Why didn't I see it!"】
"Depend on!"
【Ding! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
…………
Digital crazy refresh!
And at this moment, a reminder appeared in Zhou Yi's mind.
【Ding! 】
[Congratulations to the host for upgrading! 】
[Strength has been raised to... LPL level! 】
Thanks for the two monthly tickets of 'slacker qwer', the first person to vote monthly in this book, thank you!
(End of this chapter)
"Good afternoon, audiences and friends, I am Miss Zhou, who everyone loves, flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires!"
That's right!
This anchor is the dumb bride who will become popular all over the Internet in the future.
Zhou Shuyi!
It's a pity... that's later.
The current Zhou Shuyi is just a small and a half anchor of a certain fish. The popularity has been stable at around one million, and she has been unable to go up. This is also her worry!
I was worried!
But after seeing the barrage, I became even more worried!
【"Sister Zhou! Please shut up!"】
【"This little girl is pretty, and her eyes are sparkling, but why is this voice like this?"】
【"Sister Zhou, shut up!"】
【"You just sit here, and your popularity is higher than now!"】
"!!!"
At this moment, the corners of Zhou Shuyi's mouth twitched slightly, and people said... the viewers who came in at the beginning of the broadcast were all die-hard fans of the anchor, but she looked at her group of people!
She seriously suspected that her fans were fake, right?
Depend on!
But as a professional anchor, she kept taking deep breaths, saying that these people are all her fans and her parents, how could she be angry?
Immediately, he opened his mouth and said, "This time we are going to play a little differently. Luo Xin and I will find a silver player to play with, and then we will play in the diamond game ranking!"
"Scores are calculated based on the record of accompanying players. One point is awarded for a head, one point is deducted for each death, and assists are not counted. Whoever has the most points at that time will win! And one point is 100 yuan!" 1
【"Good guy! Red envelope game!"】
【"Sister Zhou is too much, playing silver with diamonds, isn't this looking for abuse!?"】
【"However, this is not bad. I feel that in the later stage, it may become a big game of giving away heads. At that time, it may not be about who kills more, but who says who kills less! 1"】
【"This... Do you know how to play with me?"】
【"How could you know? This is all about looking for companions anonymously!!"】
【"Nimma! Is this an electronic cricket?"】
【"almost!"】
On the bullet screen, you say a word, and I say a word!
The effect is very good!
Zhou Shuyi nodded, feeling that there was nothing wrong with her choice. Sure enough, this way was more interesting, and at this moment, Luo Xin was completely in place.
Luo Xin!
Host of LPL!
Sister Tuozi, who is commonly known as the king of embarrassment, the two have a good relationship and belong to the girlfriend series!
Luo Xin: "My companion has arrived, where are you?"
"Wait, it's coming!"
Luo Xin: "Okay! Let me know in a private message, I'll get the wheat down first, and it won't be good if I reveal my secrets then!"
"OK! OK!"
Zhou Shuyi nodded and looked at the time.
And this one to play with!
She was a little angry, she had seen the boss waiting for the boss, but it was the first time she saw the boss waiting for the boss.
What the hell! ! ,
【"This companion is not punctual!"】
【"Maybe I'm scared!"】
【"It feels possible!"】
Zhou Shuyi was also sure, if she didn't reply within half a minute, then change to another one, and she was the first to pass a hundred, so I still need to save face!
at last……
in the last few seconds.
Come play with me!
At that time, Zhou Shuyi was a little angry, and said: "Do you have any sense of time? How can you make the boss wait? Fortunately, it's me, if it was someone else, he would have already run away!"
"Yes yes yes! My question..."
Zhou Shuyi nodded. Although there was a problem at the beginning, at least this person's attitude is not bad, especially when the popularity exceeds 120 million!
She feels much better.
That's right, but when I heard the second half of the sentence.
Her face is black!
"Brother! I'm sorry, I went to the toilet just now!"
"?????"
WTF?
Zhou Shuyi's whole body is not good.
No!
Who do you call brother?
【"Hahahaha! Brother... this playmate, how dare you say it!"】
【"This should be a live broadcast effect, right?"】
【"No, no, no! I suspect it was intentional!"】
【"who knows?"】
At this moment, how many people couldn't hold back.
Zhou Shuyi was about to slap the table, but she still suppressed her anger and said, "Who are you... brother?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my question, your voice is so vicissitudes and magnetic, and you can see that it is a mature and cultivated man, I should call you big brother! Hello big brother... If you need anything, just tell me!"
"!!!!!!"
I am!
Zhou Shuyi couldn't hold back at all, and said, "Brother called NM! Why don't you call me Dad?"
"!!!"
Who's on the other side of the headset?
Of course it was Zhou Yi!
Luck is so wonderful. Regarding Zhou Yi's behavior, Manager Chen turned a blind eye to Zhou Yi's behavior before, and he was going to leave anyway.
But now... his mind has changed, and he feels that it's good for him to keep like this!
Just don't harm the able! !
Anything else will do!
It is also because of this that Zhou Yi's accompanying business can be carried out smoothly. This kind of thing is considered half of the service industry, so the attitude should be a little better, but when he heard what he said.
Zhou Yi is also in a bad mood!
Too much!
But just as he was about to reply, a system prompt appeared in Zhou Yi's ear.
【Ding! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +13! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +14! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
…………
Refresh a page directly, and you can see how much resentment the other party has. However, what you should pay attention to is not the number behind, but the name in front. At that time, Zhou Yi was completely dumbfounded.
What the hell!
Miss Zhou?
Wouldn't it be so coincidental?
He secretly took out his phone and watched her live broadcast.
then……
He saw Zhou Shuyi's famous scene, and said: "Is this companion playing with a bad ear? Who is he called brother? Who is he called brother? Is my wife a woman?"
【"Actually, I don't blame him. Sister Zhou, your voice is too distinctive, and I don't know if it's because the live broadcast is too long. Your voice seems to be hoarse!"】
【"I used to watch female anchors, and my wife would beat me, until I clicked on Sister Zhou's live broadcast room, my wife didn't care at all!"]
【"The words upstairs are a bit hurtful!"】
【"But... the reality seems to be like this!"】
"........."
The corners of Zhou Shuyi's mouth trembled slightly!
Nima!
I always feel that this live broadcast room is not worth mentioning!
What the hell!
Just when she was about to go crazy, Luo Xin's news also came, and she began to urge this event. Zhou Shuyi was angry, but she could only bear it.
Then he turned on the headset and said, "Listen to me clearly, I am a woman, and a young girl at the same time!"
Zhou Yi: "..."
【"........."】
【"........."】
【"........."】
Not to mention Zhou Yi, even the barrage is silent.
Zhou Shuyi: "What do you mean?"
【"Sister Zhou is a woman?"】
【"It counts!"】
【"You are young? A girl? Why didn't I see it!"】
"Depend on!"
【Ding! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
[Zhou Shuyi's mood value +15! 】
…………
Digital crazy refresh!
And at this moment, a reminder appeared in Zhou Yi's mind.
【Ding! 】
[Congratulations to the host for upgrading! 】
[Strength has been raised to... LPL level! 】
Thanks for the two monthly tickets of 'slacker qwer', the first person to vote monthly in this book, thank you!
(End of this chapter)
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