My black material shocked the whole network

Chapter 280 The correct way to start a complaint
After Niu Li commented on other guests on stage, she pointed the finger at Chen Shaorong. She knew very well that none of her fan groups liked Chen Shaorong, because Chen Shaorong was the number one public enemy of her fan group.

Chen Shaorong's image among her fans is that of a scumbag among scumbags, and there is no way to replace him.

Because Chen Shaorong did something treasonous, he had an affair with Zhang Huahua. Zhang Huahua used to be Niu Li's top spot, and these female fans followed Zhang Huahua everywhere.

Later, another leader in their eyes came out, that is, Wang Xiaojuan, who wrote a slanderous essay to accuse Chen Shaorong, his so-called ex-girlfriend.

After being sent in by Chen Shaorong, Zhang Huahua was still with Chen Shaorong.

In an instant, the world view of this group of people collapsed, and the group of maggots was leaderless. Fortunately, Niu Li appeared, otherwise they would all be homeless maggots.

That's why Chen Shaorong became their number one public enemy. This group of people, Yu Lisheng's fans and Wang Kun's fans who were beaten up by Chen Shaorong before, are all the groups that hate Chen Shaorong the most, and everyone can punish him.

Niu Li wants to speak out for her fans and attract traffic for herself.

Because she knew that the harder she sprayed Chen Shaorong today, the more she would earn.

Niu Li stood on the stage and held a microphone and said: "Chen Shaorong is not handsome. There are many people in the entertainment industry who are more handsome than him. His appearance is ordinary in the entertainment industry. He is very confident and even a little arrogant. , so it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a common man.

He is a trustworthy person who always has a confident expression. I have always been curious about whether the girls with whom he had scandals entered a state of human retardation at a certain period of time and were accompanied by eye diseases.

Breaking up with him means you have become sober, regained your intelligence, and your eyes have been cured. Ms. Su, you have to see an ophthalmologist quickly, because you may have severe eye disease. After you are cured, you will find that the world has become more beautiful. "

There were cheers in the audience. Because of this talk show, 90.00% of the audience were women. It can even be said that 90.00% of the audience were women. They all came to Niu Li.

Niu Li looked at Chen Shaorong and continued: "Chen Shaorong has personally demonstrated and verified one thing. The world is as black as crows. Men may be south or north, but they are definitely not east or west.

If we use historical figures as a metaphor, he is a combination of Chen Shimei and Pan Jinlian. He will definitely be an adjective thousands of years later. As long as a person is careless, half-hearted, unfaithful to feelings, commits evil, etc., I will save a hundred thousand words for the above. Everyone will say that this person is the same as Chen Shaorong. "

The audience cheered again, and Chen Shaorong watched Niu Li beaming with excitement as she spoke.

He still kept smiling, and everyone in the guest seats cheered, because this might make the audience think that they all agreed with Niu Li's point of view, and would gain favor and avoid being criticized.

"Many people say that Chen Shaorong has talent but no morality. I agree with this statement, because apart from talent, he does lack some morality. When we were young, we studied morality and the rule of law. Chen Shaorong may not have learned morality, but only the rule of law. , I suggest that Chen Shaorong should re-study the ethics and rule of law in the nine-year compulsory education, especially ethics.

I also hope that your life will be more green and less yellow. The most important thing is that you must reflect on yourself every day. Am I moral?I am neither south nor north, am I east or west?

Thank you all. I am Niu Li, a moral person and a person who loves green life. "

In order to avoid suspicion, Niu Li didn't even shake hands with Chen Shaorong. She walked directly off the stage and high-fived others, and the audience cheered.

Next, all the guests took turns to complain. Those who complained about Chen Shaorong were very happy, and finally came to Chen Shaorong.

"Now, let's invite today's main star, Chen Shaorong." Liu Jingang said while holding the advertising card.

Chen Shaorong stood up and walked to the main podium, looked at the audience and the people in the guest seats, and said with a smile: "Now the pressure is on the program team. If what I say next is edited out by Glass Heart, I will definitely start a rant on the Internet. Because I hate malicious editing very much, you won’t be surprised if I will criticize you, right?

How would I spray it?I will insist on the program team releasing the complete version. Otherwise, will I not be able to enjoy the program if I post it online every day?
I am a person who holds grudges, and I cannot keep my grudges overnight, otherwise I will suffer from insomnia and cannot sleep. I am a petty person, and everyone knows this. You see, as long as I am bad enough in the eyes of the public, everyone will treat me badly. There is no lower limit.

In this era, you can always let a group of people with no lower limit perform on the stage. "

The audience fell into silence. Is this self-deprecation or something?But I always feel like what he said makes sense.

"I know that many people are expecting my character to collapse. The key point is that if I collapse, you won't be surprised. If I don't collapse, you will be surprised, right? You will all wonder why this guy hasn't collapsed yet."

There was laughter from the audience, but the people on the program team frowned. What Chen Shaorong said now was completely different from the manuscript he submitted for review.

"The program team is panicking now because my script is different from the one given to the program team. Why? Because I think talk shows are mainly about complaining. If you read and memorize according to the script, it will be either a complaint or a talk show. , you can remove the word "complaint", but the program team can rest assured that what I say below will definitely pass the review, because I know where the minefields are better than you.

First of all, let’s talk about Liu Jingang, Teacher Jingang, who has been working at C-channel for many years and is also a teacher at Communication University. The first half of his life can be described in four words as unremarkable. The second half of his life, he became famous overnight. Why is he famous?
Arguing, making strong arguments, and looking at people through colored glasses, he eventually became famous. The classic scene is to ask someone if the person who fainted was faking it. I guess Teacher Jingang was panicked at the time. This is not going to cause trouble, right? "

There was laughter in the audience, and Liu Jingang looked a little gloomy.

"Actually, Teacher King Kong, you need to be clearer. After teaching for so many years, you should have understood a long time ago that the media is divided into many fields, such as finance, people's livelihood, sports, history, current affairs, etc. You have tried all the above, why are you doing all the above? no?

Because it’s not funny enough, why did you switch to entertainment?Because it's funny, that's the reason, because you are a joke, so you have taken so many detours for so many years. The main reason is that you don't think you are a joke, but think you are a character. "

Hold the grass, this complaint directly plunged the atmosphere into an indescribable atmosphere. Many people couldn't accept this kind of complaint because it felt too cruel, but they couldn't accept this. The program was simply turned off as a joke. If the model can attack guests and the audience, but cannot make jokes, then this is the behavior of hooligans.

"Let's talk about Li Xiaoliang, Brother Liangliang. Last time I saw Brother Liangliang participate in a variety show, Li asked him to name three works of an actor. The actor named Guo has quite a lot of masterpieces. I have also watched them. Look. You guys looked like you couldn't answer it, and you had a mocking tone.

I was confused at the time. No wonder you guys, I couldn’t remember anything you had starred in. I looked up your works, and a bunch of ads popped up for me, asking me to go see a psychiatrist. "

There was laughter in the audience, and Li Xiaoliang's face turned gloomy.Chen Shaorong continued: "What's the problem? The problem is that you don't learn acting skills from outstanding actors or watch other people's works. Where did your time go? It suddenly occurred to me at this time that all your time has been given to your family. Old guys.

You are a new acting genre, which I call the real-time acting genre. This thing is really difficult, because the acting starts right after you turn on the camera. I don’t blame you for your weak acting skills in film and television, but blame the camera, because this shot is not real-time. Live broadcast, next time you must connect the camera to the Internet, then you will definitely be able to show your superb acting skills in movies and TV series.

If there is a real-time acting competition, Dong Daoming, Xi Zhiwen, Nan Baoguo, Bei Guoli, Zhongxuejian, and Qianmian Jiahui all have to be defeated, then it should be changed to Dong Panzi, Xi Xiaoliang, Nangazi, and Bei Xiaoxian , who among them is left to the audience to post on the barrage. "

Li Xiaoliang almost got angry. Is this a compliment?He actually confused himself with Gazi and Panzi. Are their sales as high as his own?

Chen Shaorong looked at the guest table again and said: "Teacher Zhang Hailin, is the honorific title for teacher here? No, I think most of the honorific titles for teachers now are greetings, just like Mr. Zhang, Mr. Li, or Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li , Senior Zhang is the same as Senior Li.

Because Mr. Zhang Hailin is a screenwriter, and I am also a writer. After all, I have written several global best-sellers. As far as writing is concerned, my skills are not inferior to his. All of Mr. Zhang’s masterpieces are basically secondary works. There are basically no original adaptations. Secondary adaptations are still joint adaptations. The key is that Mr. Zhang criticizes this and that every day. I went to see his works, and I even suspected that Mr. Zhang was cheating on himself.

As for how Mr. Zhang became famous?He became famous by insulting people and idol fans and greeting each other's families.

I advise you fellow trolls, don’t troll each other with Teacher Zhang. If you troll each other with him, Teacher Zhang will gain both fame and fortune. At most, you will add wear and tear to your keyboard.

If it comes to just typing the keyboard, I might not be as good as Mr. Zhang. Sometimes I would secretly watch his Weibo and learn his trolling skills. In this regard, he can indeed be my teacher. In ancient times, there were knights who walked with swords. At the end of the world, Zhang Hailin’s keyboard is sweeping away the trolls today.

Give Mr. Zhang a keyboard, and he can make the Internet world more exciting. If the keyboard warrior has a rank, Mr. Zhang Hailin will be a master. But I want to say that it is good to have this time to polish his own works.

It is really unimaginable that in the future, you will be evaluated on the Internet with just two words: [Key Sect], [Key Sage], [Key Knight], [Ren Key and One]. "

Zhang Hailin stared at Chen Shaorong and took a deep breath angrily. This grandson is really complaining, isn't he? Wait, I will pick up the keyboard and blast you to death on the Internet when I get back.

"You see Mr. Dan is smiling. Li Tiedan, nicknamed Mr. Dandan, loves to drink. He is young and accomplished. After all, he is called Mr. Li. He likes to call himself a poet and writer on the Internet. He often completes two sentences to quote Come and worship a group of people with relatively weak knowledge reserves.

If it weren't for his fame, you would carefully read what he said and you would find that it is true that the level of anthologies written by junior high school students themselves should be good when writing talk show manuscripts. The main thing is to be nice to the few old brothers under you, because they The manuscript I wrote for you is really better than what you wrote yourself.

There is a slight difference between writing articles and writing talk show manuscripts. You see your fans cheering so much, and your book sales are telling you that you are not suitable to be a writer or poet.

It is said that many of your books were bought with your own money and given away to your employees and fans?Then you might as well buy some of my books and give them away. At least they will know about it and think your taste has improved.

Those sentences of yours, I really come right out of my mouth. The most important thing is that you see Dandan always treating money like dirt, but every time you do a show or get a business performance, you never show mercy. You want it and you want it. In fact, he is a businessman who loves money as much as his life. He openly admits that it is okay.

It's not pure enough. I think you should be yourself. Look at me. I'm a petty person, a womanizer, and I must avenge myself. I'm half-hearted. I've shown it to the audience, but you can't do it anymore. If you want to have some minor flaws someday, just do it. The blood is collapsing, so you might as well tell the whole world that you are greedy for money and lustful, which will lead to more basic interrogation than pretending to be cool with both sleeves. "

Li Tiedan's face also turned bad. Chen Shaorong started to complain directly. He was really complaining.

"Teacher Wang Chengru, I'm afraid I said he has high blood pressure, but I still want to say that your label is that you made money by doing business in the 90s. You and those marketing accounts tell you how much you make. Anyway, Forbes and the tax bureau have done it for you. You proved that you don't have much money.

My dad also went into business at that time, and his business was bigger than yours. But no one would say that my dad went into business and made some money. They would say that he was the founder of Huaxing. Why?
Because when you have a career, a hero is not as brave as he once was. So now, what are your works specifically?To be precise, I have always been curious. You always comment on other people's acting skills.

You and Li Xiaoliang have both created your own era. Your acting genre, he is a real-time acting stream, and you are a commentary acting stream. To be honest, I am also in the film and television industry, and everyone has seen my works. I think, For an actor or a screenwriter, the most important thing is definitely fame, because once you have fame, you will have a secure life.

But what about after having a life guarantee?If your own hard power is not good, then it will be lost quickly. In fact, some of the teachers present can interact with each other. The best thing about you is that you have been in the entertainment industry for so long and have no hard power at all, but you can actually do it. It's been a long time since the business started to flourish, and now it's time to start teaching classes.

What is this? This is nine years of compulsory education and there are still fish that have slipped through the net. You have to thank these fish, otherwise you are really telling everyone that hard work and success have nothing to do with each other, and strength and fame are even more important. Nothing relevant.

I think Nobel should set up a prize for fishing in troubled waters, and most of you here can win the prize. "

The scene fell into deathly silence. Chen Shaorong looked at the people present and continued: "Niu Li, a magical girl, she can let a company clearly know which marketing planners of its own company are just trying to fish in troubled waters, a A company that sells cars, a company that sells computer accessories, and a company that sells wine. The main consumer groups in the three categories are men who account for more than [-]%. If you ask Niu Li to speak for you, if you say that your company's performance will not decline, is that justified?

I give these companies two words, they deserve it. Your own company has such a big problem, and you need Niu Li to help you find it. You really should review it.

Niu Li always likes to talk about men in the world, such as Puxin men, etc. Her fans are very happy, but I want to tell these fans that the company where Niu Li works, from the boss to the shareholders, and even the chief editor are all men. From the editor-in-chief to the editor-in-chief, they are all men.

The manuscript must be reviewed by the editor-in-chief and the editor-in-chief, and the editor-in-chief and the editor-in-chief must give revision opinions. The commercial performances are also provided by this company, and the money earned is also earned by this company. You fans support Niu Li. Every sum of money ended up in the pockets of these stinky men.

If I were Niu Li and left immediately, you could actually endure working in this male-dominated company for so long. You have been wronged.

I discovered an interesting thing. If you look at the list of outstanding essay contestants on the Internet, Niu Li must be among them. Why?
Anyway, I know a little bit, manure pits attract maggots, yes, I am that maggot, so I also paid attention to Niu Li. "

People present...
This grandson, really, actually scolded himself first, and then took the opportunity to scold a group of people.

He was really firing map cannons, but the key was that he was scolding himself.

"I know that many people are in a hurry now, especially after seeing some viewers after this program was broadcast. I want to say, don't be in a hurry, because I still have something to say..."

Everyone at the scene couldn't sit still. You idiot, you still want to continue to curse, right?It feels good to scold you, right?

(End of this chapter)