old lady to cross

Three days passed like flying, whoosh. -_-|||

In the past three days, Yuyu and I have spent a lot of brain cells.Yuyu's shape made me change it from inside to outside.

The two of us even rehearsed what actions and words we would say when we saw Xiaolongnv sister, we really took great pains~~

Yuyu was wearing a black satin robe this time, and the silver hollow hibiscus flower border was exposed inside the robe.The waist is tied with a jade belt.The right corner of the mouth is slightly raised, and the chin is slightly raised.The smile is a bit of the frivolity of a romantic boy.Looking at the whole person, he looked like an extraordinary figure of a gorgeous nobleman.

I put on a mustache and looked obscene, pinched my chin and looked at him, and nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad."

Yuyu smiled proudly: "Thank you, everyone said so."

I looked innocent: "I'm talking about this dress. Why are you so happy?"

Yuyu: -_-|||

Then we entered Fengyue Tower.

The jade-faced fox was already waiting in the upper seat.Yuyu and I took our seats, and the budding session began.

"Now the opening of buds will officially start, the base price is 1000 taels of silver! Every bid must be increased by at least 100 taels!" The old bustard announced loudly, waving a red handkerchief.The old face is full of joy.

Damn, I really don't know the goods!Sister Xiaolongnv is so beautiful in the world, and the base price is only 1000 taels of silver? !

"Miss Moran, come out!" The bustard waved the handkerchief behind the screen.

All the prostitutes held their breath, only to see that Xiaolongnv's sister was still dressed in white gauze, but the clothes were slightly exposed.The sexy collarbone and shoulders are exposed.She has been lowering her eyes since she appeared on the stage, and her thick eyelashes covered the emotions in her eyes.

After a period of silence, there was a burst of applause.

"Okay! As expected of Fengyuelou Huakui, she really is a country and a city!!"

"The beauty in the world..."

"With this beauty, I am willing to lose ten years of life!"

……

The bustard smiled even more happily, "Masters, let's start bidding!"

I stood up and walked down the stage, signaling Yuyu to fix it first.

An old voice sounded from the second floor, "One thousand and one hundred taels!" Looking up, a white-haired old man was raising his hands, smiling with yellow teeth.Damn, the old man is so old and his lust does not change, so you are not afraid of dying in bed again? !

I tapped my foot on the ground, "200 taels!"

The old man also barred me.Two shriveled fingers stretched out tremblingly, and I immediately thought of an awesome character in a textbook, Yan Jiansheng-_-|||

"Two, 2000 taels!" Unlike Yan Jiansheng, this dead old man is quite open-minded, afraid that if he dies, the money will not be brought into the coffin, so why waste it first?

I stroked my mustache and shouted, "Two thousand and one hundred taels!" Seeing that the old man was about to reach out again, I hurriedly added: "I said old man, don't you think you are too old? Can you afford it?" Are you moving?!"

There was a burst of laughter from below, the old man held his breath and stared at me for a while, then put down his hand tremblingly.

I had to chuckle, turned around and raised my eyebrows towards Yuyu and the jade-faced fox.

The subtext is: Sister Xinliu, have sex!

"Two thousand, 200 taels!" I turned my head, and saw a sallow and emaciated man with drooping corners of his eyes behind me, who looked like an overindulgent master.

I shook my fan: "Two thousand three hundred taels!" Seeing that he was about to speak again, I hurriedly said, "Two thousand four hundred taels!" The man still opened his mouth, so I hurriedly shouted: "Two thousand five hundred taels!" Seeing that he opened his mouth and wanted to ask for a price, I was impatient and went up and grabbed his front: "300 taels!!! Can you shut up, you don't feel well every day, do you?!"

This person was intimidated by my aura, and said obediently: "This, this brother, I see that you are determined to win, so I am going to give it up. But brother, why do you just raise the price on your own..."

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I let him go: "I didn't say it earlier, it cost me a few hundred taels more! Damn!" The man slipped into the crowd and disappeared.

'Boom boom boom' I looked up.A very fat and sleazy man walked over.

I flinched back in horror.

"I'll offer 500 taels!" The man leaned down and stared at me and said, his eyes were horrifying, as if if I bid again, he would immediately crush me to death like an ant.

The corners of my eyes twitched, and then I sneered: "Hehehe... I won't buy it, why don't I buy it..." Then I rushed back to the jade-faced fox and Yuyu.

I pulled Li Zeyu up and sat on the stool by myself: "The enemy is too strong, I can't stand it anymore. Yuyu, come on!" I kicked Li Zeyu's ass.He straightened his clothes and walked down with one hand and one foot.

I looked at his back and laughed tremblingly: "Li Zeyu, you have the same hands and feet, you are the same hands and feet! A worthless thing. Hahaha..."

The jade-faced fox pulled my arm and pulled me into his arms. His arms wrapped around my waist from behind, and his chin rested on my shoulder.

"How about killing that guy for you later?"

I was so scared that I shivered: "No, don't... There will inevitably be friction between people." Ah, jade-faced fox, you perverted murderer!

The jade-faced fox smiled lowly: "Guard Zuo is really timid..."

The warm breath sprinkled on my neck, making me distracted.I moved and stammered: "I, let's continue watching the show."