Stop the ball ten meters away, the goal depends on Meng

Chapter 507: I, the club champion, won’t play anymore!

"15:2!"

"The remnant Red Devils staged the ultimate massacre against the Dream Universe Team!"

"Heaven and earth! Ferguson's trembling hands appear again!"

"13 goals and 1 assist! Suave broke the Champions League single-game scoring record!"

"Goal feast! The Su Soccer King scored 10 best goals in one game!"

"Ter Stegen is named the most popular goalkeeper in Barcelona history!"

"Only one person can leave with his head held high! Suarez is the last face of Barcelona!"

"0 goals, 0 assists, humiliated by Chinese substitute players, Messi lost in the Theater of Dreams!"

"Missing person notice! Where did Barcelona No. 10 go?"

"Manchester United's share price soared 15%! The club's market value doubled in 9 months!"

"Two Barcelona fans suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and were caught in a strike demonstration on the way to the hospital. Unfortunately, they died."

“The incidence of mental illness among citizens in Catalonia has skyrocketed, and the cost of psychological diagnosis and treatment has skyrocketed!”

"Public opinion is boiling, is Enrique facing a dismissal crisis?"

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Without any surprise, Su Changwei, who took a two-week break, directly occupied the front pages of major media around the world and the hot search list of mainstream social platforms!

In the knockout rounds of the Champions League, facing Barcelona, ​​which has the best performance in the Champions League in the 21st century, and Messi, who is firmly in the top five in football history, Su Changwei's explosive results naturally attracted unparalleled traffic.

It is worth mentioning that in Argentina, a large number of voices have emerged that oppose, criticize and even ridicule Messi...

Someone painted graffiti on Messi's hometown.

Someone sent bullets and blades to Messi's parents.

Some people even openly toppled the statues erected by the government and the Football Association for Messi.

The most influential sports in Argentina include "Ole", which also cited Messi's failed performance in the national team to add insult to injury:

"Messi missed many World Cup qualifiers and even quit the national team for a time. Was it just to recharge his batteries and lead his beloved Catalan team, only to be beaten up by Su Changwei?"

"We believe that if the player standing in that position was Diego Maradona, even if he couldn't win in the end, he would never lose so ugly!"

This "Ole Daily" report was quickly liked by people, and a high-like comment was also left:

"Factos!"
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Both Messi and Barcelona have encountered the lowest point in their careers.

They were wildly ridiculed by the entire football world, and also suffered collective online abuse from the entire world.

Luis Enrique also suffered a mental breakdown.

Not long before this game, he had just reached the record of 100 games coaching Barcelona. In these 80 games, he achieved 11 wins, 9 draws and losses!

A winning rate of up to 80% is extremely rare in the entire football world, whether it is Barcelona's famous coaches in the past - Cruyff, Van Gaal, Rijkaard, Guardiola, or various famous coaches since the 21st century - -Wenger, Ancelotti, Mourinho, Conte, Allegri, Klopp, Simeone, have never achieved such results!

As for Ferguson, the godfather of Manchester United, there is no comparison. After all, in his first season coaching the Red Devils, Sir Alex was almost ousted by the fans because of poor results...

But such an excellent Enrique lost two key games in his 100th game.

The first game was the 2015 Champions League final. They lost to AC Milan and missed out on being crowned the European kings that year.

At that time, Milan was the winner of two consecutive Champions League championships, with Su Changwei, Kaka, De Bruyne, Salah and many other superstars. It was the dominant player in the entire football world, and Barcelona did not lose unjustly.

But this time Manchester United cannot be compared with Milan in its heyday!

Except for Su Changwei and De Gea, everyone else is just making up the numbers!

Take a look at their forward line:

Rashford, who has not graduated from high school, and Uncle Mata, who was kicked out by Chelsea.

Take a look at their back line:

Ashley Young passes by luck, Phil Jones defends by expression, Raphael has nothing but qualifications, Blind is a close friend of former coach Louis van Gaal, Van Dijk is a close friend of current coach Ferguson... …

As for the midfield...

Where does Manchester United have a midfielder?
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The Barcelona club is still very rational.

Even though they lost their pants and lost their pants, they did not fire the head coach immediately. Instead, they issued a heart-warming announcement: "Barcelona fans all over the world unite! Let us get through this together!"

But not only was Enrique not moved by them, he was already feeling like a thorn in his back!

[Damn it, they haven’t fired me now, they just want me to lead the team through the second round against Manchester United! 】

[I have to go through the same humiliation again! 】
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Enrique didn't have to wait long.

Compared with the top 20 of the Champions League where the two rounds were separated by more than 16 days, in today's top eight, the difference between the two rounds is only one week.

On April 4, after Manchester United defeated Tottenham 10-2 with a rotating lineup, 0 hours later they arrived in Barcelona, ​​Spain, one day early.

The entire Catalan region has entered a strange state. The number of police officers maintaining law and order on the streets has increased several times. They are afraid that psychopathic extreme fans will drive trucks into the crowd and ignite some explosive items...

As Robin van Persie, Rooney, Smalling, Valencia and other players have returned from injury, Manchester United's overall strength will be even better in the second round.

On the Barcelona side, Pique is out for the whole year, and Alves is suspended due to accumulated yellow cards. More importantly... Messi was kicked by Qin Sheng in the last game and was also exempted from the game!

Although Enrique announced very early that Messi would never play, Ferguson did not believe it at all.

The story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" is enough to believe it once!

In the first round, as soon as Su Changwei came off the field, Barcelona attacked aggressively and scored a goal. Ferguson has not forgotten such a painful lesson!

What if Manchester United arranged for Su Changwei to rest, but Barcelona moved God because of their sincerity and received a "medical miracle". Messi was resurrected with full blood and scored 13 goals by himself. Wouldn't Manchester United be capsized in the gutter?

By then, Manchester United will completely become the laughing stock of the entire football world and be nailed to the pillar of shame in football history!

Therefore, on the night of April 4, Ferguson arranged for Su Changwei to continue to start the game!

Robin van Persie, Su Changwei, Rooney, Manchester United sent out their strongest offensive combination!

Messi, who was sitting in the stands, couldn't help lowering his gaze:

[These bastards are too cautious, right? 】

[The score of 15:2... Even if I am really the king of the ball, I can't overturn the game, can I? 】
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【Beep~~~】

[Directed extraction... Neymar da Silva Santos Junior (friendliness value: -100)]

[Reproducible peak strength: 112%]

[Probability of injury: 66%]

【Maimaipi! 】

Su Changwei finally realized the true meaning of Mencius’ famous saying:

What is meant by "the right person has plenty of help, but the unlucky person has little help"?

This is!

He personally caused the tragedy and made the entire Barcelona team his mortal enemy!

If you want to fully experience the abilities of this Brazilian king, you have to bear the extremely terrifying risk of injury!
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"AV! AV! AV! AV!"

As soon as the game started, Su Changwei heard bursts of cheers.

He was a little confused.

This is the Camp Nou, the home ground of Barcelona. Even if a small number of Manchester United fans travel with the team, it is impossible to make such a loud noise, right?

He looked up and suddenly burst into laughter.

Those who were shouting for themselves were not the Red Devils fans, but thousands of Real Madrid fans dressed in white!

They waved Real Madrid scarves unabashedly, setting off a wave of pure white in the stands...

Although Su Changwei once led AC Milan to beat Real Madrid many times, at this moment, as long as he can beat Barcelona worse, Real Madrid fans are willing to recognize his status as a "Real Madrid star"!

Su Changwei was so moved by the encouragement that he decided to show his peak strength for these fans who had traveled thousands of miles from Madrid to come to Barcelona to watch the game!

In just the 8th minute, Manchester United launched a counterattack. Van Persie and Su Changwei fired with both arrows, but Barcelona's defensive players all gathered on Su Changwei's side.

Although Rooney pursues the honor of assists king, he still keeps his head clear in the face of big things. He did not choose Su Changwei who was double-teamed by three people. Instead, he kicked the ball straight and found Van Persie who was unguarded!

Van Persie accelerated and crossed into the left rib. Barcelona's defense hesitated for two seconds before being forced to leave Su Changwei and lean towards the left.

But just as Mascherano and Vermaelen took two steps, Van Persie made a pass and passed the ball to the top of the arc in the penalty area!

While Su Changwei slowed down, he stretched out his foot to pick the ball. He just bypassed Vermaelen who was about to attack him. He turned around at the line of the penalty area and fired a volley!

"Whoosh!"

Ter Stegen couldn't help but close his eyes:

【This is the feeling! 】

1: 0!

The little lion suddenly regretted:

[Leo is still smart! 】

[How come I didn’t know how to fake an injury and avoid this game! 】

[If you don’t want to fake the injury, I can really hurt it! 】

(End of this chapter)