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Chapter 182 [Little Suxi the Sheep fulfills all my imagination of men]

Chapter 182 [Little Suxi the Sheep fulfills all my imagination of men]

Bird returned to Indiana with Jordan's 'training secrets'.

At this time, Su Xi was also involved in another piece of tidbits.

After Scarlett Johansson was discharged from the hospital, she showed Susie the Sheep's Rookie of the Year trophy to the media. She told reporters: "In the field of basketball, the All-Star Weekend is just a show, and the MVP trophy has no practical use at all."

"There is only one truly priceless and meaningful trophy: the Rookie of the Year trophy."

"Because you only get it once in a lifetime."

"It is the only one. Once you miss it, you will never come back again."

Scarlett Johansson was all smiles when she said this, and then she showed off the Best Rookie trophy given to her by Susie the Sheep.

Ok?
The reporters' eyes suddenly lit up.

No wonder there was so much foreshadowing just now.

Then, everyone began to ask about Scarlett and Susie's relationship status. She said: "It's very sweet, like the smooth combination of white chocolate and cream, rich and fragrant...it's perfect."

"So do you have any further plans recently?"

"Jack is still in the middle of a busy season. We are discussing a global trip. We plan to go to China. I have always longed for the mysterious East, which is my spiritual home."

Scarlett talked freely in front of reporters. She talked about the influence of Eastern philosophy on her and her experience of understanding Eastern culture.

how to say?It's as simple as a brief introduction in a Hollywood movie, very impressive.

You can't expect Scarlett to actually work hard on this. She just wants Jack to work hard on her.

Su Xi has not had time recently. Although Scarlett is staying in Indiana, he has been playing and receiving training to improve his assist ability.

The reason why he gave the trophy to Scarlett was because Scarlett asked for it from him, and Scarlett thought it was quite unique.

If Scarlett hadn't done this, he might have thrown the trophy into a dark storage room.

For Su Xi, trophies are not that important.

But I didn't expect that it would play such an important role in Scarlett's hands.

"This is a perfect counterattack against Jessica. The Rookie of the Year trophy is undoubtedly more valuable than Jessica's All-Star MVP trophy. As Scarlett said, this is something that every player can only get in his lifetime. Get the honor once.”

Su Xi saw overwhelming reports on TV.

The 'commentators' in the entertainment industry introduced the differences between the two trophies in a professional manner.

They look much more professional than the commentators on sports channels.

At least they worked hard to find information and were very objective.

...

Suzy was not affected by the 'Best Rookie incident', even though it is now becoming the number one headline in the North American entertainment industry.Because American entertainment fans are boringly divided into two CP camps, they have clearly defined positions.

Whenever there is a new development in the relationship between Jessica and Su Xi, the SJ party who supports Su Xi and Jessica will rejoice and show off their power.

When there are new developments in the relationship between Su Xi and Scarlett, the SS party that supports Su Xi and Scarlett will also be noisy and arrogant.

They attack each other and repel each other.

It even led to the classification of some families... The famous talk show host joked on the show: Sometimes I don't even know who to support. My sister is a hard-core SS party, and my sister is an SJ party. I The will often swings between them.Sometimes I even feel like I'm in a relationship with Scarlett and Jessica.Hey, LeBron, can you give me your Rookie of the Year trophy?

Conan loved to joke.

This meme is actually quite funny.

However, he was attacked by both the SS Party and the SJ Party, who criticized Conan for being too immodest.And he actually brought LeBron up against him.

"Don't you know that LeBron James is the Rookie of the Year that the league strongly supports and forced on him? LeBron only won the award because he gave David Stern a fruit basket. What qualifications does he have to compete with Jack? Comparable?"

"Your stupid head should be dealing with the jackass that kissed Kenny Smith. What kind of player is LeBron? Why is he compared to Suzy the Sheep?"

"Jake beat James in all aspects including statistics, record, popularity, sneaker sales, and number of endorsements. What can James share with him? A guy who can't even make the All-Star Game, a guy who can't even make the All-NBA Team or the All-Defensive Team. A person who is not close to the edge, juxtaposed with Jack? Ridiculous..."

"LeBron James doesn't want any of his trophy dogs..."

"..."

Rice circle noodles are a crazy type.

It's hard to believe that Conan's joke made the two camps temporarily reach an agreement and concentrate on attacking Conan and James.

James was just sitting there eating, and he wanted to take his Rookie of the Year trophy to Hollywood for a tour. He even discussed with the team whether to do some marketing and create excitement during the offseason.

Unexpectedly, before he even started to build momentum, the fire was already burning on his eyebrows.

What’s even more unexpected is that these fans have reason and data, and they are not going crazy.Instead, it lists various data, such as true shooting percentage, high-level efficiency, matchup data, number of triple-doubles, number of quadruple-doubles, number of Rookie of the Week, number of Rookie of the Month, All-NBA Team, All-Defensive Team, Ball Team record, personal data….

Fans in the fandom are much more professional than NBA experts. They are not making any subjective assumptions at all, let alone talking about potential talents and the chosen ones... They are purely presenting data to tell the facts.

The internet went crazy!
The entertainment channels also followed up quite promptly.

Originally it was just people in sports circles talking about James and Susie as the Rookie of the Year.

Now, people across the country who don't care about sports understand that James' Rookie of the Year award is a waste.

The famous football superstar Tom Brady even said: "If it were in the football field, there would be no such exaggerated juxtaposition."

James suddenly became embarrassed.

Who would have thought that the person who was so jealous in the entertainment industry was LeBron James in the end.

Although the sports media have been appeasing James, saying that Su Xi's success is based on the Pacers' first record, they also said that James' number of Rookie of the Month awards is the same as Su Xi's, and emphasized that the 20+5+5 data is world-class. rare.

But when the public opinion of the whole society intervened, the "public opinion advantage" they had formed over Su Xi suddenly became fragile.

Everyone has eyes. With such an intuitive comparison, how can we say that James can be compared with Suzy the Sheep?
The Goodwin brothers even suggested that James return the trophy.

But James and James' mother yelled at him, claiming that they didn't come up with any good ideas.

NBA officials are not worried at all, and are even a little happy.This wave of traffic is better than all the previous publicity of the NBA. At least many people who were originally indifferent to basketball have begun to know what advanced data is and what true shooting percentage is... In the past, they were not interested in how basketball calculated scores. .

Thank you little sheep Su Xi.

...

In the midst of the storm, Suhi led the Pacers to defeat the Miami Heat for the second time.The Heat did not show any ability to enter the decisive moment with the Pacers. Dwyane Wade still scored 25 points in this game, but his efficiency was greatly reduced, and the Pacers conducted targeted defense against him.

Su Xi scored a near-triple-double in this game with 16 points, 12 assists, 7 rebounds and 3 steals.

After the game, Wade was interviewed and talked about the extremely hot issue of Rookie of the Year.He said: "Since the league has a double yolk egg, why not add one more? I think Cameron should also be elected as the best rookie. Cameron's points and rebounds are higher than LeBron and Jack, and he led the team into the Until the playoffs."

There is a hidden meaning in his words.

Fans in the fandom quickly realized the truth, and they expressed their opinions: "Look! LeBron can't even compare to Cameron in all aspects, so why can he share the Rookie of the Year award?"

"Is it because he has been hyped by the media as the chosen one? Just because he has the so-called sky-limited talent? If he can't even win the Rookie of the Year in his rookie season, will this label be abolished?" "A consecutive season. The Rookie of the Year who couldn't even make it to the post-game, the Rookie of the Year who was disliked by his teammates..."

"..."

James hates Su Xi so much that he no longer wants to go online.

As long as you go online, you can see ridicule of yourself under any post that talks about basketball or Su Xi.

Moreover, on many entertainment channels, those who seem to have nothing to do with basketball are also mocking themselves, as if they are just a flashy waste who only got promoted by the league!

This made him very uncomfortable, and he disliked Su Xi less and less. He believed that Su Xi was the cause of all this.If he hadn't asked the team to make a trade to select him, he would probably be playing soy sauce for a certain team.

After all, when he first entered the league, he had nothing to boast about.

He grew up step by step in the Cavaliers, and I fed him ball by ball.

But now, he has turned back and brought his fans to bully me online.

The more James thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Su Xi was sorry for him.

He was also wronged.

Therefore, people always 'repair' and 'beautify' their own memories.

James will certainly not remember the secret of bringing Suhi to Cleveland and his ruthlessness in forcing the team to trade Suhi.

...

Su Xi followed the team to Miami, and he missed the close contact with Scarlett... Although the media is now reporting their feelings in a rage, Su Xi has not yet had the final collision with Scarlett.

In Miami, Susie ran into Jessica, who happened to be in Florida filming her new movie.

She came over from Orlando to protest against Suzy handing the Rookie of the Year trophy to Scarlett.

But her protest was cute, and she didn't want to wear the bunny ears Suzy had prepared for her.

Su Xi always has a way to make her angry into submission.

Because he has super powers in the bedroom and can make Jessica happy and exhausted in no time.

He will not be like some men who are helpless and unable to subdue their girlfriends, making them as hard to hold down as a New Year pig.

Jessica was put to sleep.

The Miami Heat were also impressed.

They lost two home games in three days, and the Pacers easily advanced to the Western Conference Finals with a 4-0 record.

The two opponents they encountered, the Celtics and Heat, were relatively weak.

There was no real threat to them.

Some people say that this schedule is better, and some people say that this schedule is not conducive to the performance of the Eastern Conference Finals.

Now the Pistons are in a desperate struggle with the Nets.

When the Pacers swept the Heat, they tied 2:2.

They are ranked second and No. 3 in the Eastern Conference and are the top force in the Eastern Conference.

...

"I don't know how Scarlett got Jack's Rookie of the Year trophy. But I can tell you how I got this strawberry."

Jessica Alba declared her sovereignty in front of the media. She pointed to the red mark on her neck and said: "This is the symbol of love. As for the trophy, thieves can also get it."

She added: "If you watched the game, you'll see that Jack also has a symbol of my love around his neck."

Jessica Tuqiong saw it and went straight in.

Su Xi was shocked when he saw the report on TV, and then hurriedly looked in the mirror. Even though it had been three days, he still saw a faint red mark on his neck.

oh!God!

How could Su Xi think so much?

Jessica actually used such a method of 'retaliation'.

When my opponent faces me in the future, there will be another possibility for trash talk.

Su Xi thought so in her heart.

"Jack fulfills all my imagination of a man. I can only tell you that it feels like jumping on clouds, with dopamine secreting from every pore..."

"From the first minute to the 1th minute, I was always at my peak."

"Whether it's on the sofa, on the balcony, or in the bedroom... Whether it's the first meeting at six in the evening, or the sixth battle at six in the morning... my happiness never stops... Physical fitness limits my happiness, but there is no limit Until he..."

Jessica Alba was very excited when she was interviewed by a women's channel.

Her description made the female guest and host next to her scream.

In America, there is no shame in talking like this.

Even...it has aroused the yearning and pursuit of many women.

Is Susie the Sheep really so ferocious?

Is this why two sexy Hollywood female stars are obsessed with him and can't stop, even if they know about each other's existence, they never think of leaving?

...

Susie was criticized by the sports media for this, and they always found a special angle for criticism.Even if the Pacers win, it will still be a sweep.But they still claimed that Su Xi was so depraved that she would do such a thing before the game.

Shawn Kemp is a lesson learned from the past.

Coleman is an example of undoing.

Su Xi will definitely be ignored by everyone, and he will definitely fall into trouble with women.

These criticisms have come and gone.

It seemed as if Su Xi had violated a law of heaven.

"This is your entertainment fans' comeback against LeBron James and those basketball pundits."

A person like Artest understands this.

Su Xi could not understand.

So, he didn't take it seriously at all.

(End of this chapter)

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