Live appraising treasures, I became a national treasure expert?

Chapter 5 The Netizens Called the Police

"The old disabled is a national treasure!"

"real or fake?"

"I'm lying to you bastard... the people from the National Museum came, carrying all kinds of unnamed machines... Then the people from the marketing department came and blocked the door..."

"The National Museum is still carrying instruments...is this for on-site testing?"

"Looks like it's probably true, go and have a look!"

The big brother in Tang suit pricked his ears, "Huo" stood up: "Old Duan, help me look at the stall!"

"Where are you going?"

"Look at the fun, where else can I go?"

"It's really idle..."

He walked in hastily, and when he passed by, the fat man was stretching his neck while stepping on a horse tie, tiptoeing like a penguin.

"Four eyes, are you tired, won't you go over and look?"

"Too many people, can't squeeze in!"

"Stand up and look at it, stand so far away, can you see the root hair?"

"Oh... yes... Hey, don't take my chair, how can I sell it if it breaks?"

"Just your rags, no one wants to throw them in the trash!"

"I just sold a broken bottle!"

"Hehe, such an evil guest, I can't meet him once in ten years, and you ran into him!"

"It's really evil!"

The fat man looked puzzled, "I took that bottle of guts back just to make a gimmick to attract people. It's been in town for three years. Even the blind know that it's a new thing. It's good for him. The stall is full of old things, so he just picks this one. Even if he's a mallet (a novice), he's not so stupid, right?"

"What if some celebrity used it, wouldn't it be a good thing?"

"Fart, I got it from home, I bought it myself before...Do you think I look like a celebrity?"

"I see you like a hammer..."

The two laughed and cursed all the way, and one of them carried a chair to the old disabled house.

Just in time, Manager Guan came out from the inside and stood on the steps with a loudspeaker: "Don't squeeze, big guy. It is true that a national treasure has been produced, but it has been donated to the National Museum. Let's go!"

"Manager Guan, what kind of national treasure is it?"

"Xiping Stone Classics, cultural relics are under state-level control, so you really can't enter!"

"Stone scriptures, something about Buddhism?"

"Don't say that you are playing collection in the future, it's so embarrassing..."

"He was right. There were indeed quite a few stone scriptures carved in temples in the past. For example, in the Xijing Forest of Steles, nearly one-third were Buddhist scripture stones. But this one is not..."

"Have you read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Xiping is the reign name of Emperor Xiandi of the Han Dynasty. As for this stone scripture, you can use it as a teaching material for the state religion edition, but it is engraved on the stone tablet..."

"Manager Guan, we know we can't enter, but I heard that this national treasure was picked up by mistake, or picked up from the market, so come to ask..."

"Did you pick it up?"

"Coax..." The onlookers exploded immediately.

"Which stall did we pick it up from? Let's go and see if we can pick up another one?"

"Is it a stone when you pick it up? What does it look like?"

The crowd not only did not disperse, but even more crowded...

Pharaoh and Fatty came late, so they could only stand behind. Fortunately, they both carried chairs and stood higher.

Fatty watched and took pictures, and was amazed: "National treasure-level cultural relics, it's a big mistake to pick up. Don't say I've seen it, I've never heard of it."

Lao Wang looked envious: "I don't know where the lucky one came from. This luck is against the sky, and those who walk away will cry to death!"

"That's what he deserves. He has a treasure in his hand but doesn't know it. He's just like a fool..."

Just as he was talking, Lao Wang poked him: "Four eyes, look, does the person standing next to Guan Chengming and talking look familiar?"

"It does look familiar!"

The fat man zoomed in, and the figure on the screen became clearer and clearer. After a few glances, he suddenly realized, "Isn't this the one who bought the broken bottle?"

"Really, why did he go to the old disabled house?"

"Have you gone for an appraisal?"

The fat man was overjoyed, "It's just a broken bottle, why didn't Lao Canju beat him out?"

Lao Wang also laughed: "Don't you still have two broken bricks, maybe they are also treasures..."

Smiling and laughing, Pharaoh suddenly stopped laughing.

Broken bricks... stone bricks... stone scriptures...

Someone just asked if the national treasure I picked up was a stone.Guan Chengming also said, what kind of stone scriptures...

Impossible, it's obviously just two rotten bricks?
It may be more reliable to say that the bottle of gallbladder is a national treasure, after all, it is something for people...

The fat man also reacted, and the smile gradually disappeared from his face.

He suddenly turned around and grinned: "Old... Old Wang, it's impossible, isn't it?"

"I... How would I know?"

His throat was dry, Lao Wang swallowed hard, "Call out, ask..."

"I... I, my legs are weak..."

"Coward!"

Lao Wang raised his hand, and just as he was about to shout, Manager Guan raised his horn again.

"Be quiet, I just asked. When the customer entered the door, he carried a purple bamboo box, which contained a thermos bottle and two bricks... I don't know which stall I bought it from, so everyone can only find it slowly..."

The fat man was about to cry: "Purple... only you have the purple bamboo box, the bottle is mine... is it really a treasure that came from me?"

"Really... those two broken bricks?"

The two looked at each other, one was dumbfounded, the other twisted his face, as if he was about to cry.

After a long while, the fat man wailed: "I... I lost my treasure? How did two rotten bricks become a national treasure?"

Old Wang sighed: "It's only natural for him to pick up leaks in this business... He picks up leaks because he has good eyesight and high skills. You can only blame your poor eyesight and bad luck... There is no need to regret it, even if you want to regret it is useless..."

"I don't want to regret it... I just can't figure it out..."

"I can't figure it out. It's a real treasure to meet someone with a destiny. If you leave that thing here, even after 100 years, it will still be a rotten brick... Hurry up, I'm afraid it will be cleared today!"

Lao Wang pushed the fat man, "That brother is righteous, he is advertising me and you!"

The fat man was stunned: "Then why didn't he say clearly that the national treasure brick was picked up from my stall?"

"You want to die, and you don't even look at how many people are around here. Once you point out a place, you will definitely run away like a swarm. What should you do if something happens? Besides, the purple bamboo box and bottle gall are both unique to me and you. Customers will be able to ask them sooner or later, and they can't escape..."

Old Wang sighed as he walked, "This brother has nothing to say, it's a shame that you and I still have a stick on the left and a stick on the right... After a long time, we two are fools!"

It really is!

The fat man nodded in agreement...

The crowd came and dispersed, Manager Guan put down the horn and stepped over the threshold: "Boss Li's method is better, just leave as soon as you say, without causing any trouble..."

Before the voice finished, the phone rang again, and it was connected smoothly. Manager Guan was stunned for a while, and then looked at Li Ding'an with a strange expression.

"Boss Li, the police station called, saying that someone called the police and reported you for selling state-controlled cultural relics!"

"Is it the people watching outside? You explained it just now, and you should have seen researchers from the museum come in with instruments, so why did you call the police?"

"Not those outside!"

Manager Guan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pointed to the mobile phone on his chest, "It's a netizen in your live broadcast room!"

Oops, I forgot about these sand sculpture netizens...

(End of this chapter)