This actor doesn't talk about martial arts

Chapter 415 If having children is not just for fun
Fan Xiaopang, who serves as a plastic surgery model for many Internet celebrities, has a unique advantage in using face-slimming special effects to cover up his weight gain.

After giving it a try, hey, guess what.

Now that she is chubby, when the face-slimming special effect is turned on, she looks like she did when she was 90 pounds.

As for how to reasonably “self-certify” online?
That would be even simpler. She also has endorsements. Contact the brand and organize a live broadcast to introduce the products.

Nowadays, although the live broadcast industry has not yet experienced explosive growth, most people are familiar with it.

In the past two years, it has mainly been on the PC side, and the live broadcast content has gradually become richer.

To put it bluntly, if we go a little further, live broadcasts are mostly pornographic online.
Of course, the professional term is called a show.

Unlike in the future where a bunch of celebrities will test the waters of live broadcasting or even bring goods, in this live broadcast industry it is rare to see entertainment stars. At most, there will be a few gamers who interact with game anchors.

So Fan Xiaopang actually had a lot of fun. After finishing the nearly one-hour live broadcast, he took some screenshots.

"I'm going to enlarge this and post it on my bedside to encourage myself to lose weight!"

Seeing her energetic look, Bai Anliang, who was playing with a child, said casually: "There are so many photos of you before that you were thin and beautiful on the Internet, why do you have to use the photos of your face slimming in this live broadcast?"

Fan Xiaopang was stunned when he heard these words.

Yes!

She is a female star~ If you want beautiful photos, you can't just search them and find them. Why did you put those screenshots on purpose?

It's over, one pregnancy makes me stupid for three years.

But she soon found a good way, which was to cause trouble for Bai Anliang.

He put his hands on his hips decisively, "What are you doing? Did I give birth to the child just to play with you? Put her down quickly!"

Bai Anliang:
The baby spun around in his hand and gurgled happily.

Obviously, this little thing was having a lot of fun playing with him.

"Don't she like it very much?"

But Fan Xiaopang was still not happy. Bai Anliang's moves were too dangerous. If he accidentally dropped the child on the ground, she would probably have to fight with this bastard.

"I don't care, you are just playing with Yang Mi. I have no objection at all if you threw her alive."

"You were just hugging her cub yesterday, with a smile on your face like an aunt, but are you so cruel today?"

These words made Fan Xiaopang a little embarrassed, and he could only stare, "Are you serious? I condemn your irresponsible behavior."

Okay, okay~
How could Bai Anliang be more noisy than the child's mother in this regard? He could only put the baby down.

After he put it down, the little tiger squatting next to him seemed to relax.

Creatures like men are indeed the biggest source of danger to children when there is no danger.

Fan Xiaopang couldn't figure out how Bai Anliang discovered that he could hold a child around in his hand.

He is so brave!
But here comes the fun. As soon as the baby was put back into the cradle, she suddenly didn’t want to and started crying loudly.
Bai Anliang looked at Fan Xiaopang innocently and said that it was not him who made him cry.

The two looked at each other, and Fan Xiaopang was happy. He said in a gentle tone: "As expected, I still like Dad more. You have to come to take care of her more often in the future."

"Uh"

As soon as this hesitant prefix came out, Fan Xiaopang immediately changed his face: "Bai Anliang, don't be so shameless! If you dare to shirk responsibility, I will find her a new father~"

"what?"

".Just kidding, don't take it seriously."

"Haha, you should be tougher for a few seconds. Go and lose some weight. I'll take the child back to play first."

"That won't work. I have to see her immediately after I finish everything, otherwise I will be uneasy."

After a "custody snatching" drama, Bai Anliang failed to "abduct" the baby in the end.

I can only regret going downstairs to "steal" another cub.

Fortunately, Damimi is back now. She really doesn't have much time to take care of her children. She is ready to let her parents take care of her. Being taken away by Bai Anliang, her biological father, will make things easier for her parents.

However, it is still impossible to expect him to transform into an all-round dad.

But he also has foreign aid in his family.

"so cute!"

Qin Lan carefully reached out and hugged the baby, with love in her eyes.

After gently poking her little face, the little baby smiled at her, oh, her heart melted.

This made Bai Anliang feel a little strange, "I thought you didn't like children?"

Qin Lan rolled her eyes at him, "I'm not planning to have children, who says I don't like them?"

This seems to make sense.

Seeing Qin Lan's expression of admiration, the cannon next to him was anxious to death, "Brother, when will it be my turn?"

Bai Anliang glanced at him and almost spat out blood, "What's wrong with your apron? And this bottle."

Cannon looked innocent, "Take care of the children, I've done my homework."

"Does your uncle need you to take care of her? There are special people to do these things. You can just play with her when you are bored."

"I don't worry about others!" Dapao said very matter-of-factly.

At this time, Qin Lan took over the conversation, and she was even more rude, "I'm not worried about you coming! Look at your arm, it's thicker than the baby's whole body, don't let her break it!"

These words made Da Pao feel aggrieved like a child weighing more than 200 pounds.

He's just a little stronger, but he won't be crushed to death by a child.

I'm going to do a cross stitch tomorrow to show off my fine work!

Just when Cannon was still feeling aggrieved, there was another movement at the door, "Where is the child?"

As soon as the sound came, the cannon became more powerful, "Turn down the noise of the horse! It scared her!"

"Second Senior Brother, oh, it's my fault, my fault."

The third junior brother Bai Wu and the fifth junior brother Zhang San, who seemed to have just finished their work, may look like big bosses outside, but after entering the door, they really have no temper at all.

He even urged Cannon to scold them quickly so that he could go see the child after scolding them~
Babies are amazing creatures.

Zhang San, a guy who looked murderous even in a suit, couldn't help but smile like an aunt when he saw this little thing, and he looked a bit "kind".

"Why are they coming one after another? What's going on?"

Qin Lan was a little unhappy. She had originally wanted to happily play with the children, but now there were more and more people at home.

They are all a group of tough men who can't suppress their reckless aura even though they look like men in their clothes.
She was afraid that the baby would be frightened by these bastards and cry.

Because these people might even scare adults to tears, let alone such a small child.

At this time, Bai Anliang stretched out his hand and touched his head, pretending that it was none of his business.

As a result, the cannon turned around and sold it to him, "Senior brother asked me to notify him one by one. All the junior brothers knew about it and were screaming to come back."

Qin Lan was speechless.

Are you sick?
Are you still showing off?

What Cannon said was absolutely correct. In less than ten minutes, fourth junior brother Huang Tu had already rushed over from Hengdian.

The most outrageous thing is that Bai Anliang just received a call and Lao Liu in the United States has already boarded the plane with his people.
Pretending not to see Qin Lan's glaring eyes, Bai Anliang patted Cannon on the shoulder and said in a very proud tone: "Tomorrow I will kidnap the other one, there are two~"

"Where's the other one? Senior brother is awesome!"

"I knew it earlier. I prepared two gifts." "Didn't you have a full moon? It's a hundred days, right?"

"Don't do anything. Just let everyone know about it and don't spread it outside."

"."

A group of stinky men who were not easy to mess with were having a heated discussion. Qin Lan held the baby in his arms without any politeness.

Don't touch them!

There are so many people, what should I do if it gets damaged?
Her appearance of an old hen protecting her chicks really made the junior brothers depressed, but they dared not attack Qin Lan, so they could only peek at her secretly with her neck raised.

It makes me happy to see the baby smashing his mouth for a long time.

At this time, senior brother is needed to "justice".

Bai Anliang said that he would show his cub to his junior brothers to see what happened. They just want to touch the baby's face, what's wrong with that?

So I was going to go over and ask for the child!
"roll!"

"Okay~"

"How can Mimi give the child to you with confidence? I have to make a video call to her."

After thinking for a while, Qin Lan actually made a video call to Damimi.

Seconds.

"Sister Lan, I just arrived at the hotel, what's wrong? Wow! Baby! Do you miss your mother~"

Da Mimi, who looked a little tired, looked like she was blossoming in situ when she saw the baby through the video, with a motherly love on her face.

After chatting with her for a few words, Qin Lan began to criticize, "Do you know what good things he did? How could you give him the child with confidence?"

"Well, Brother Anliang is such a reliable person."

Da Mimi was a little confused, Bai Anliang was so reliable with her, even if she fell asleep at night, the child would get up immediately to take a look when he grunted.

What "good things" can he do?

Then Qin Lan showed her the situation in the living room.

Damimi was immediately speechless.

Good guy, has your child become an "exhibit"?

A group of people waiting to watch? !

It’s true, angry and funny, “The whole Hyakuwu Sect isn’t going to come to see it, is it?”

This sentence was actually a joke, but soon, looking at Qin Lan's face, she couldn't laugh anymore.

"Really?"

"Ang, he's making a fool of himself. He's going to 'steal' Fan Xiaopang tomorrow. We're going to organize a crowd to watch."

To be honest, at this moment, the two women across the phone have a deep understanding of what it means to be unreliable in men.

I can't even imagine what it would be like to have fifty tough men surrounding two babies.

You will definitely be scared to tears, right?

The sixteen-year-old Liu Yifei was scared to tears, let alone a one-year-old child.

"Sister Lan, you can't let him do that! I'll go back in a few days!"

"Then I definitely can't! I'm watching him, don't worry."

Although she said that, Qin Lan would always be away from her sometimes.

Even though she sent the child back again, she couldn't bear the fact that these bastards headed by Bai Anliang were too skilled.

In addition, since he is the father of his child, it is not illegal to take his child out to play with him.

He even put aside Fan Xiaopang and found someone to arrange a long weight loss course for her.

At this point, the two babies finally successfully fell into the hands of Baiwumen.

For those who didn’t know the plot, they thought it was some gangster who robbed the child and then raised him to kill his relatives with his own hands.

As for what to do after these two babies are born?

There was no reason to stand around and watch, they just praised each other and piled all kinds of gifts for them to choose from.

It's a bit like catching a week. Whoever the baby chooses will have a proud expression on his face saying "As expected of me".

A man's happiness is that simple.

When the news accidentally leaked out and Qin Lan even came to the door with Fan Xiaopang, everyone was stunned as soon as they entered.

That scene
I saw Bai Anliang holding a child in one hand, and his movements were somewhat similar to the "highlight moment" when Simba was born and lifted up in The Lion King.

But the words read are true: the day you were born, the entire forest of Lordaeron whispered the same name.
Qin Lan, Fan Xiaopang:.
How to put it, it's hard to comment.

How could these guys be so excited and happy with such childish behavior?

They all felt so stupid when they saw this scene!

Men are really such creatures. However, it is now certain that Bai Anliang is showing off with his child!

Fortunately, the two little ones who were lifted high by him did not cry, but looked very happy.

If the child cries, Fatty Fan and Qin Lan might be able to "beat up" the senior brother on the spot in front of everyone in Baiwu Sect.

But now~
Then you still have to give Bai Anliang face.

Even though the two of them discussed various ways to "take care of" Bai Anliang on the way here.

Obviously, regarding his behavior of "stealing children", the two enemies, Qin Lan and Fan Xiaopang, had temporarily reconciled without any quarrel.

"Buy so many things. They are still so young and can't use them."

Fan Xiaopang looked at the pile of gifts and complained casually.

Qin Lan directly added: "Who is a good person who brings a big gold chain to his child?"

Fan Xiaopang nodded and said yes: "And the Transformers who are as tall as one person. Both of them are girls. Just buy a Barbie doll."

The content about gifts is indeed a very good routine.

There were so many of them, they were all over the floor, and there were basically no bargains. Just now, there was a pure gold longevity lock that Fan Xiaopang accidentally kicked under the sofa.

To be honest, although I am a bit speechless about this kind of operation.

But seeing how enthusiastic Bai Anliang's junior brothers were towards their children, she felt happy.

Not long after he was born, he had so many people doting on him, and he will definitely live a very happy life in the future.

Until she saw Qin Lan take out a gun from one of the gift boxes with a beeping look on his face.
gun? !

A solid gold Desert Eagle!
"Real guy?!"

Qin Lan was about to go crazy. This thing felt so heavy in her hand that she was so scared that she almost threw it away.

Who is a good person who would give this thing to his child? !

"Bai Anliang!!!"

"Simulated, simulated! Sixth child, why did you give this thing to me? Is there something wrong with it? I told you it was a girl!" Bai Anliang was also quick to throw the blame.

The sixth junior brother had his own reason: "You came in a hurry, senior brother. It's a specialty of the United States. You don't know. The real ones are easy to handle, but the imitation ones are hard to handle. I only have a handful of these in my collection."

(End of this chapter)