The train driver in the courtyard

Chapter 349 Salted Egg Superman Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai was defeated

Chen Xueru joined the Daqianmen Subdistrict Office as a temporary worker. Because she was a junior high school student, she was assigned to help the aunts and daughters-in-law with literacy.

Reading and writing is never a happy thing.

The old woman and the young daughter-in-law still have to cook and feed the children.

After a tiring day, who wants to come to Lao Shizi’s literacy class?

Based on instructions from superiors, literacy needs to be voluntary, and street offices cannot force everyone to read.

Chen Xueru could only do the work from door to door, and her voice became hoarse from exhaustion, so she "captured" a few people.

In addition, the subdistrict office promised that all women who participate in literacy classes after each semester, as long as they meet the literacy standards - each must know 1500 to 2000 words, in addition to being issued a literacy certificate, they will also receive a brown sugar ticket.

Finally, those female comrades were 'invited' to the literacy class.

After all the hard work, the literacy class finally started.

The ceremony was particularly grand. The director of the Women's Federation of the district committee and the director of the sub-district office all delivered speeches.

We also specially invited an old Chinese language teacher to prepare for a good start.

As soon as the old teacher opened his mouth, all the female comrades lay down on the table and fell asleep.

Talking about Abo Tsai and touching the Buddha in waves is almost like listening to the Book of Heaven. I can’t understand it!

Chen Xueru wanted to scold them with a fierce face, but felt embarrassed.

The old teacher actually scolded him.

It's just that the students below are not elementary school students, but female comrades who have experienced hundreds of battles and are extremely capable of fighting.

They rolled up their sleeves one by one and breathed fragrance. Suddenly the classroom turned into a vegetable market, taking advantage of the home field.

After being successfully counterattacked, the old teacher simply abandoned his job and just sat on the podium and chanted sutras every day in class.

Chen Xueru saw it and was anxious in her heart.

This is her first fight on the street.

If you lose, you won’t be able to hold your head high in the street office in the future.

Chen Xueru was so anxious that fire eggplants grew on her mouth in those days. After Li Aiguo learned the whole story, he gave her an idea.

Outside the temporary classroom, Chen Xueru gradually calmed down as she remembered the rough man's advice.

In the classroom, the group of female comrades were as busy as ever.

Those who chat, those who feed children, those who collect shoe soles, and those who paste match boxes, everything is available.

The old teacher is still sitting on the chair, holding the textbook and chanting sutras.

Chen Xueru walked up to the podium and looked at the old teacher with a smile: "Mr. Liu, let me give a lecture, okay?"

"Ah! Of course." As if being saved from hell, the old teacher picked up the textbook and ran away, for fear that Chen Xueru would regret it.

The group of old women saw the street office manager giving lectures in person, and they were quiet for a while, but soon became lively again.

Chen Xueru smiled and said: "Everyone is very tired from studying. We won't give lectures today. How about I sing a song for you?"

There are not many entertainment activities these days, but there are artistic performances, and everyone is happy to support them.

The classroom suddenly became quiet.

Several people saw that no one was chanting sutras, which would affect the child's sleep quality, and they were ready to carry the child away, but then they sat back down.

Chen Xueru cleared her throat, fearing that she would forget the words, so she raised her eyelids and thought about it for a moment.

The unique voice of a rough man seemed to echo in his ears, and then he sang slowly: "It's black, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom in the sky, and stars are coming out. Write on the blackboard, and let the light shine. What's the word, let the light shine? I can clearly recognize the words "study" and "study" !”

After first singing a song "Literacy for Couples", which aroused the emotions of female comrades, Chen Xueru cleared her throat again and sang loudly: "We women have half the sky, and it is really unfair for us to be ignorant of culture. We cannot read simple written documents, and our names cannot be written." Countersign"

The beautiful singing sounded and soon resonated with those female comrades.

Before liberation, most female comrades had low status and were often bullied.

The man who received the shoe soles was sold to the capital as a servant to a wealthy family because he was illiterate and signed a contract with a landlord.

Fortunately, she was liberated, otherwise she would have been buried in the loess by now.

The sister-in-law who was holding the child was visiting relatives the year before last. She came across a local meeting to celebrate Women's Day and followed her relatives to the county seat for the meeting.

I originally planned to buy some twists to take back to satisfy my children's cravings, but when I asked for directions, the uncle was also careless and pointed in the distance.

My sister-in-law walked over and saw that it was surrounded by reed mats. Many people were coming in and out, so she went in without thinking much.

As a result, a moment later, there was a cry of wolves and ghosts inside, and a group of gay men staggered out with their pants pulled down.

There were two big words "Men's Room" written outside the door, but they didn't recognize it.

There are many more such cases.

Because of personal experience and empathy, the classroom suddenly became quiet.

The female comrades listened with great interest and felt a lot in their hearts. If they are illiterate, they can only pretend to be blind. They are really at a disadvantage!

After the female comrades' enthusiasm for learning increased.

Chen Xueru used the pinyin literacy method taught to her by Li Aiguo to invent the quick literacy method.

First, learn the phonetic symbols, and learn to read through phonetic symbols. You can learn hundreds of new words in a day!

Although the learning speed of those women is not high, they can still learn dozens of new words every day.

In less than half a month, the Daqianmen Street Literacy Class, which was originally at the back of the pack, actually took the lead in completing the literacy goal.

This abnormal phenomenon attracted the attention of the district.

After learning the details, the district committee leaders praised Chen Xueru and wanted to promote the 'two-step literacy method' pioneered by Chen Xueru throughout the district.

The 'two-step literacy method' has a remarkable effect, and Chen Xueru was naturally rewarded.

After hearing the whole story, Li Aiguo looked at the briquettes in the sack and scratched his head helplessly.

This thing can be used as a prize. The education department of the district committee is really honest/stingy.

Briquettes are newly made and contain a lot of water. They need to be placed under the eaves to dry before they can be put into the cellar.

After the two of them finished their work, their hands were covered with soot.

Both hands reached into the warm water and teased each other. Chen Xueru raised her eyes and looked at the rough man in front of her, feeling happy in her heart.

The rough guy is not only kind, but also very capable.

Li Aiguo thought of the book he had just read and looked at the charming little wife in front of him: "Wife, do you want to learn knowledge? The serious kind."

Chen Xueru liked studying the most, so she agreed immediately.

But when she took the book, her cheeks turned red and she said softly and coquettishly: "You are just bullying me!"

"This is all valuable knowledge. In addition, we are contributing to the construction of the country. Look, these are all written in books. How can there be mistakes?"

Li Aiguo turned over a page and pointed at the title page.

Miss Chen also wanted to make progress. Even though she knew that the rough man was fooling her, she still couldn't help but walk to the back room.

At this moment, a miserable cry came from outside: "Who stole my pants!"

Li Aiguo is a comrade who loves learning.

Adhering to the principle of not hearing what is happening outside the window and only reading the books of sages.

Naturally, you won't be disturbed by the noise outside.

but.

The book disagrees.

The pages of the book that had been opened were now closed again.

Chen Xueru, who was already in the state, supported Li Aiguo's body with both hands, and listened for a moment, with the word "eat melon" written all over her face.

"Brother Patriot, it seems quite lively outside."

Alas, we train drivers just want to learn, why is it so difficult?
Li Aiguo had no choice but to give up the two-hour study plan he had made, put on his clothes, and took Chen Xueru out of the house.

It was time to get off work at this time, and the residents returned to the courtyard one after another and gathered around the middle courtyard.

Qin Huairu held her waist with both hands, like a Valkyrie, standing under the old camphor tree in the middle courtyard, jumping and cursing.

That angry look was almost as if he had lost hundreds of dollars.

Aunt Liu and He Yuyu also stood nearby to watch the excitement. When they saw Li Aiguo coming out, they quickly waved them over.

"What's going on?" Li Aiguo asked.

He Yuyu's expression was very exciting, and he curled his lips and said, "Qin Huairu's pants are missing!"

He lost his pants. Li Aiguo instantly realized the seriousness of the problem.

Starting in [-], due to the shortage of materials, a complete system of unified purchase and marketing of agricultural products including oil, cotton, cotton cloth, etc. was formed in China.

The government issues a certain number of cloth coupons to the people every year, which can be used to purchase fabrics, clothes, mosquito nets, sheets, and even socks. All products containing cotton yarn are included in this.Under normal circumstances, the allowance is 10 square feet per person per year, regardless of size.

10 square feet is just enough to make a coat.

Especially in the Jia family, only Jia Dongxu has an urban household registration, and only one person can be allocated cloth stamps. This pair of pants can save enough cloth stamps for half a year.

really.

Seeing more and more people, Qin Huairu started shouting at the top of her lungs: "After I got married, I saved up my cloth coupons for several years before I bought these pants at the supply and marketing cooperative. They disappeared in the blink of an eye."

When Jia Dongxu came back from get off work, his face turned green when he heard that his underpants were missing.

The most unbearable thing for a man happened to him.

"Pa!" Mrs. Jia Zhang rushed up from behind and slapped Qin Huairu hard: "You prodigal, did you fool around with a wild man and lose your pants?"

The pain on his face woke Qin Huairu up.

This kind of thing should not have been made public in the first place.
It's just that this time it's hard to get off the horse.

Qin Huairu covered her face, and two lines of hot tears flowed down: "Mom, my pants are hanging here, and they disappeared in the blink of an eye. You damn little thief."

At this time, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong also came back. After learning the ins and outs of the matter, they felt that Mrs. Jia Zhang was too ignorant.

How could he put a shit basin on his son's head in front of the big guys?

Considering that Qin Huairu still has great uses, Yi Zhonghai adjusted his collar, walked into the crowd, looked at Jia Zhang and said, "Sister-in-law, the matter is not clear yet, so don't jump to random conclusions."

"You are right, I said it on the radio. Without investigation, you have no right to speak." Liu Haizhong, with a big belly, also expressed his high opinion.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai come forward, Qin Huairu finally breathed a sigh of relief and told the story in tears.

"Master, I washed my clothes in the morning and hung my underwear on the rope to dry. I wanted to take it back and put it on at noon."

She realized she had said the wrong thing, her face suddenly turned red, and her voice stopped abruptly.

Several bare men in the courtyard looked at her with strange eyes.

This woman is really unrestrained.
"Ahem!" Yi Zhonghai's old face was also slightly red, and he quickly changed the subject.

"In our compound for more than ten years, not a single needle has been lost. Now Qin Huairu's underwear has been lost. What does this mean? It means that there is a thief in the compound!"

With the word "thief", those who were watching the excitement became nervous.

Life is difficult for everyone these days. Even a piece of thread can be of great use. If a thief sneaks into the house, it will be troublesome.

"The thief must be caught quickly, otherwise I will have trouble sleeping."

"Yes, I still have half a catty of sweet potatoes at home."

Seeing the residents talking a lot, Yi Zhonghai felt a little proud.

Things have been quiet in the compound recently, and he, the great man, has lost his usefulness.

This time I have to perform well and regain all the prestige that Li Aiguo lost.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the crowd: "Where's Lao Yan? Such a big thing happened in the courtyard, why didn't he come?"

During the last investigation into Jia Dongxu's beating, Yan Bugui was the leader of the Siheyuan investigation team and was considered a famous Siheyuan detective.

"Here he is!" Yan Bugui originally wanted to eat quickly and then go fishing in the sea. He didn't want to worry about such nonsense. When his name was called, he had no choice but to stand up.Yan Bugui walked into the crowd, asked Qin Huairu a few questions, nodded confidently and calmly: "I already understand."

In an instant, everyone's eyes fell on Yan Holmes.

Yan Holmes gently adjusted the frame of his glasses, his small eyes blinking, shining with the light of wisdom: "As Confucius said, if there is a cause, there must be an effect. Qin Huairu's pants are missing, they must have been stolen!" "

Yi Zhonghai: "."

Liu Haizhong: "."

Everyone: "."

The scene was like an old photograph frozen in time.

Ding!
The sun shines through the leaves and shines on Yan Bugui's lenses, shining with a bright light.

Li Aiguo couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "This old teacher is really awesome."

Yi Zhonghai took a deep look at Yan Bugui. This guy would pretend to be stupid as long as it had nothing to do with him.

But at this time, he had no choice but to prepare to take people door to door to inquire and look for clues.

Li Aiguo looked around and did not find Xu Damao.

This guy usually likes to join in the fun.

Without the yin and yang of Xu Damao beside him, it always feels like a silent movie, with less flavor.

He turned to look at Liu Lan beside him: "Where is Brother Damao?"

"Yesterday he went to the countryside to play a movie and came back in the morning. He should be sleeping at home. I told him to get up and watch the fun!" Liu Lan thought of the cold war with Xu Damao these past few days and felt a little like making up for it.

He walked to his house and shouted: "Da Mao, come out quickly."

"What is this little girl going to do!"

Xu Damao was soundly asleep. After being awakened by the shouting, he closed his eyes and put on his shoes and left the house.

As he walked, he muttered: "It's quite warm today."

moment.

The originally noisy compound became quiet again.

The leaves of the old camphor tree also stopped swaying at this moment.

The residents all looked at Xu Damao with doubtful eyes, surprised eyes, or shocked eyes? It didn’t seem like that.

Li Aiguo thought for a long time and finally remembered.

In his previous life, he once saw a strong man at the entrance of Qingshan Mental Hospital.

The two-hundred-pound man with hair that protects his heart, after shaking hands with the dean and saying goodbye, put on a bikini and danced in front of everyone, "Hen hen hen hen hen hen hen, cuckoo day; chick." Chick, chick, chick, chick, cuckoo day'

The way everyone looked at the strong man in bikini was similar to the way the residents looked at Xu Damao.

Although Xu Damao didn't wear a bikini, he didn't dance either.

But he had pants on his head.

What kind of COS Salted Egg Superman?
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"Xu Damao, you are looking for death!"

The first person to break the silence was Liu Lan.

This unimaginable soprano was like an inspection hammer, beating the tranquility of the courtyard to pieces.

Xu Damao was also woken up. When he opened his eyes, he realized something was wrong and was scared to death.

He grabbed his pants off his head and threw them to the ground.

"This is."

"Ah, oh, oh, which thief did this? Come forward!"

I have to say that Xu Damao is a clever guy after all.

Although I haven't figured out what happened yet, the first thing I thought of was to blame others.

He took two steps back, as if he had encountered a poisonous snake, away from the pants.

Looking at Liu Lan, she said: "It's Sha Zhu. It must be Sha Zhu's grandson who framed me!"

As he spoke, Xu Damao rolled up his sleeves and rushed to Shazhu's house with great momentum.

Zhenning~!

The door to the Silly Pillar House opened.

Nan Yi walked out of it and looked at Xu Damao with a blank expression: "Da Mao, do you want to grab the eggs?"

Nan Yi had just received his salary, and it was Xiu'er's birthday in two days. In the morning, he went to the vegetable market and bought a pound of eggs.

"Ah, excuse me." Xu Damao then remembered that Silly Zhu was still locked up behind the fence.

He walked back to Liu Lan demurely: "Daughter-in-law, this is all a misunderstanding. You believe me."

Seeing Xu Damao coming out in his underwear, Qin Huairu regretted it a little.

Seeing that Jia Zhang's face was getting darker and darker, she rushed up, grabbed the pants and put them in her pocket, pointed at Xu Damao's nose and cursed: "You Xu Damao, you dare to steal the pants. You are really not a thing." !”

Unfortunately it's still too late.

Snapped!
Jia Zhangshi slapped Qin Huairu hard on the face.

"You are a dead star!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang seemed to have seen a figure that looked like Xu Damao outside the window last night.

I was still confused at the time!

Mrs. Jia Zhang knew the time when the two of them were working.

That's because this was the time when the two were getting married, and she was afraid that Jia Dongxu would be bullied, so she hid at the door to protect her son.

Later, I became addicted to listening to it, and I couldn’t sleep without listening to it for a day.

How did Xu Damao know?

Case solved now.

Qin Huairu stole the wild man and even gave away his underwear!
This slap from Jia Zhang made Xu Damao stunned.

But it gave him a chance, turned around and ran quickly into the house.

Xu Damao naturally thought he could hide it from everyone.

Little did he know that in the vast courtyard, there was a great man with a green head that had been staring at him for a long time.

It's too late, it's too soon.

One punch breaks eternity, and one punch shatters the void.

The huge fist hit Xu Damao hard on the face.

Just heard a bang.

Xu Damao swayed from side to side, fell backwards and fell to the ground, stirring up a cloud of dust.

His head was tilted to the side, his mouth was slightly open, and he looked miserable.

It was not a big deal to watch the excitement, so Li Aiguo shouted at the top of his lungs: "He killed someone, Jia Dongxu killed someone!"

As he spoke, he stepped forward and kicked Xu Damao twice.

Xu Damao resisted the pain, straightened his legs, hiccupped, rolled his eyes, and became motionless.

This guy is also an old actor, and he is almost as good as a real burp.

"Dead, Xu Damao is indeed dead!" Li Aiguo turned his head and looked at Zhang Gangzhu: "Gangzhu, go to the police station to report the case."

"He's really beaten to death. Hehe, the Jia family is in big trouble!"

Zhang Gangzhu was so happy that he turned around to report the crime.

Jia Dongxu and everyone were frightened. Did he really beat someone to death?

"Don't worry, let's take a look at the situation first. Lao Yan, you have experience, go and take a look."

Yi Zhonghai was a cunning man. While stopping Zhang Gangzhu, he called Yan Bugui to come forward.

Yan Bugui felt that he was a detective and should not do the work of a police officer, but because of his face, he had to step forward.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was about to regain control of the audience, Liu Lan caught Li Aiguo's look and jumped out.

She rushed in front of Yan Bugui and lay on Xu Damao, crying and snotting: "Da Mao, why are you dead! How can we live without orphans and widows? Open your eyes and see, Take away all these people who bully our family."

Hey, doesn’t this line belong to me, Jia Zhang?Jia Zhang tilted her head.

Yan Bugui always felt that something was wrong about Xu Damao's sudden death. Is Jia Dongxu a fool?Can you knock someone down with one punch?
Seeing this scene, I understood something in my heart and stood aside honestly.

Liu Lan cried twice and suddenly turned to look at Li Aiguo: "Driver Li, I heard that all the comrades in your charter group have learned first aid. How about you take a look at my Damao, can you still save him?"

The little widow is really smart!
"The flight attendants need to learn first aid, but the train drivers don't, but I do know a little bit."

Li Aiguo knelt down, hammered Xu Damao's chest twice, and pressed hard on his philtrum.

Xu Damao opened his eyes cooperatively.

"I knew you were just faking it!" Jia Dongxu was frightened to death, but he breathed a sigh of relief.

Xu Damao stood up, pointed at Jia Dongxu's nose and cursed: "Sun thief, you are in big trouble. Did you know that you committed murder deliberately? It's enough to keep you in jail for seven or eight years."

Seeing Li Aiguo take action, Yi Zhonghai felt like he was losing control.

He secretly scolded Jia Dongxu for being too impulsive.

Originally, Xu Damao could be nailed to death with Qin Huairu's pants this time.

Now he's fine, but he's been beaten down.

Yi Zhonghai rolled his eyes, looked at Li Aiguo and said, "Aiguo, if the person is not killed, there is no need to report the crime."

"You deserve to be beaten to death if you steal someone's underwear!" Jia Dongxu shouted while hiding behind Yi Zhonghai.

Li Aiguo held his arms in his arms: "Master, it turns out that the rule of our courtyard is that as long as a person is not beaten to death, it is not a crime. So starting from tonight, you have to turn a blind eye when sleeping."

Yi Zhonghai was startled, his face changed drastically, and he quickly winked at Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui.

"Patriot, if you report the case, it will affect our courtyard's selection of models."

"At the end of the year, residents will lose two kilograms of meat stamps."

The two stewards tried their best to start moral kidnapping, but this also suited Li Aiguo's wishes.

He raised his chin towards Xu Damao.

Xu Damao patted the dust on his body and said, "Then, how to solve the underpants issue?"

It was waiting here!
Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui looked at each other and could only nod: "There will be a meeting tonight."

Yi Zhonghai originally planned to report the crime this time and send Xu Damao in, but at this time he could only nod in agreement.

"Yes, yes, matters in the compound will be settled in the compound."

He turned around and looked at the onlookers: "Everyone will have dinner early in the evening and gather in the middle courtyard to discuss Qin Huairu's lost clothes."

Everyone saw that the excitement was gone, so they turned around and went back.

Li Aiguo also took Chen Xueru back to the backyard, caught a hare from the chicken coop, and brought it to Zhang Gangzhu's house, ready to ask him to kill it.

Isn't it easy for a pig butcher to kill a hare?

"That's it? Who are you looking down on!" Zhang Gangzhu pulled out the butcher's knife and waved it twice in the air. Just as he was about to raise his hand, the knife fell and the rabbit's head fell off.

A figure rushed from the side. He Yuyu grabbed Li Aiguo's arm and said, "Brother, the rabbit is so cute, can we not eat it?"

The little girl has been raising rabbits for a while now and has developed feelings for them.

Chen Xueru also pulled the corner of Li Aiguo's clothes: "The little rabbit is so cute, how can he swallow it?"

(End of this chapter)