The train driver in the courtyard
Chapter 351 Knocked down two people in one conference, Yi Zhonghai’s head is buzzing and hurting
Chapter 351 Two people were knocked down in a conference, Yi Zhonghai’s head was buzzing and aching.
Li Aiguo looked up and saw that Xu Jixiang had already walked into the middle of the crowd.
With the dim light, Xu Jixiang's face could not be seen clearly, but he seemed to be thinner than before.
Xu's mother was not seen at the scene, probably because the bicycle could only carry one person.
Liu Lan also helped Xu Damao out of the house.
This guy walks with a limp
Your legs are not injured, you went too far!
When Yi Zhonghai saw that everyone had finally arrived, he couldn't care less about arguing with Xu Damao and gave Liu Haizhong a look.
It had been a while since there had been a conference, and Liu Haizhong had long been addicted to officialdom. He couldn't wait to walk into the middle of the crowd with his belly puffed out.
"Quiet, everyone, just be quiet!
Before the meeting, I first convey the instructions from my superiors to everyone.
Now our various undertakings are stable and improving, and farmers in the suburbs of Beijing have established high-level communes one after another.
It won't be long before we can achieve our big goal!
industrial aspect"
Liu Haizhong wanted to continue beeping, but seeing that the residents had already dozed off, he could only invite the elder to host the meeting.
Yi Zhonghai stood up, with a serious look on his face, and began to speak: "Everyone knows what happened. Xu Damao actually stole Qin Huairu's underwear...ahem...underwear. This is a serious issue and must be severely punished."
In a serious meeting, the residents almost laughed out loud when they discussed underpants.
Qin Huairu lowered his head in shame, and Jia Dongxu's head emitted a green light.
Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't care about this, her triangular eyes squinted: "Xu Damao should pay compensation for stealing things! For the sake of our neighbors, just compensate my family [-] yuan."
One hundred yuan. Li Aiguo couldn't help but give Jia Zhang a thumbs up.
This old godly woman is still as elegant as before.
"Jia Zhang, you are blackmailing me. I think you look like a big fat pig. You can sell it for a hundred yuan!"
Xu Damao was unwilling to be blackmailed and was about to stand up. Xu Jixiang glared at him and could only sit back down.
Xu Jixiang walked slowly to the middle of the crowd, said hello to several older residents, and then said slowly: "Dear neighbors, I did not teach my children well and disturbed you. I apologize to you here."
As he spoke, he bowed deeply.
Xu Jixiang was about the same age as Yi Zhonghai and could be considered an old man in the courtyard. Seeing this, the residents stepped aside to avoid him.
Jia Zhang rolled her eyes and said, "Xu Jixiang, don't be fooled by these idiots, and pay the money immediately! Otherwise, I will cause trouble in the factory, and your son will not be able to work as a projectionist."
Li Aiguo shook his head.
Experts will know if there is one as soon as they take action. Compared with Xu Jixiang, Jia Zhang is obviously not on the same level.
really.
Xu Jixiang was not angry. Instead, he looked at Jia Zhang and asked, "How do you know that my underwear was stolen by Damao, and not someone who secretly stuffed it in, or your Jia Dongxu deliberately threw it in."
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the residents who were watching suddenly became strange, and they wanted to laugh but couldn't.
After all, no one caught or saw Xu Damao stealing his pants.
"Stuff your mother's legs!" Mrs. Jia Zhang put her hands on her hips and said angrily: "Xu Jixiang, what nonsense are you talking about? How could my Dongxu do such a thing?"
"Don't yell at me! How do I know why Jia Dongxu betrayed his wife? You have to ask Jia Dongxu about this." Old God Xu Jixiang was there and said slowly: "Maybe he feels that he is not worthy of Qin Huairu and wants to pass This is a way to hold Qin Huairu in check."
Hearing this, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt so angry that she was speechless.
If it were placed in the game, everyone might notice on the screen that the anger value on the forehead of the game character Jia Zhang is rising slowly.
Qin Huairu also muttered, frowning and turning to look at Jia Dongxu, couldn't it really be Jia Dongxu who did it?
Jia Dongxu also wanted to argue, but he was sleeping in the room at the time and no one could prove it to him.
For a moment, Jia Dongxu's anger surged, and a red light came out of his head.
The red light and the green light flash alternately, just like a traffic light.
Ginger is still old and spicy. Yi Zhonghai saw that Jia Zhang was incompetent, so he could only stand up and help.
"Brother Xu, this is all hypothetical and cannot be taken seriously. Xu Damao wore Qin Huairu's underwear on his head and came out of the house. Everyone saw this."
Every time he said this, Yi Zhonghai felt like his face was burning.
"Report the crime!"
"What?" Yi Zhonghai rubbed his ears.
Xu Jixiang said coldly: "Since my Damao stole something, then report it to the police and let the police arrest him."
As he spoke, he paused and continued: "Jia Dongxu committed the murder in public and intended to kill. Everyone saw this. I will have to report it when the time comes."
Why are you still obsessed with this?
Yi Zhonghai spent the whole afternoon in the house thinking about it, and he also expected that Xu Jixiang would definitely use this trick.
Damn Li Aiguo, if you hadn't reminded Xu Damao, Xu Damao would have died this time!
Yi Zhonghai felt that every time Li Aiguo appeared, he would feel powerless.
"Yi Zhonghai, Jia Dongxu deliberately framed my family's Damao and attempted to murder my family's Damao. As the eldest son of the courtyard, you are also responsible, do you understand?"
Taking advantage of your illness to kill you, Xu Jixiang continues to attack.
At this moment, no one noticed that Jia Zhang's anger meter, standing in the crowd, was already full.
His face turned from yellow to white, and finally to vermilion, and his hair almost stood on end.
She twisted her head and ran around like a big fat pig. She rushed to Xu Jixiang and roared: "Xu Jixiang, I will fight with you!"
Before he finished speaking, he bumped into him.
It all happened so fast, and everyone was thinking about what happened just now, so no one noticed Jia Zhang.
Yi Zhonghai was hesitating whether to ask the deaf old lady to come forward to suppress Xu Jixiang, but he didn't notice.
Xu Jixiang was planning his next attack. When he noticed it, Jia Zhang had already arrived.
It was too late for him to dodge, and he was hit hard by Jia Zhang.
When Jia Zhang was in the countryside, the village disliked her for working too slowly, so they sent her to help the livestock herder raise pigs.
On weekdays, I often practice this move with my second senior brothers.
It can be said that it takes ten years to sharpen a sword, the master comes down from the mountain, the dragon king returns, and the son-in-law eats the feast.
This move can be said to be extremely powerful, comparable to a real big fat pig.
Huge force struck, and Xu Jixiang was knocked back repeatedly.
What a coincidence, right behind you is the square table.
After bumping into it, there was only a click, and Xu Jixiang lay on the ground unable to move.
This move is the ultimate move. Jia Zhang's Kungfu is not good at it. After using it, he couldn't hold back his strength and fell to the ground, unable to get up.
Yan Bugui was very powerful. He was sitting at the table eating melon seeds. When Xu Jixiang was knocked over just now, he stood up quickly and escaped.
Even in the midst of the lightning, a plate was picked up.
"Noisy, noisy, noisy, don't make fun of melon seeds." Yan Bugui protected the plate and hid behind the big tree.
At the beginning, everyone thought Xu Jixiang was pretending.
After all, no matter how powerful Jia Zhang is, she is just an old woman, how much strength can she have?
But at this moment, Xu Jixiang was lying on the ground, covering his calf, and began to scream at the top of his lungs that it hurt. There were big beads of sweat dripping from his brow, and everyone realized that something was wrong.
Yi Zhonghai quickly called Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong to find a broken door panel and sent Xu Jixiang to the hospital.
Li Aiguo and Chen Xueru also stepped forward to help.
After a few people left, another shout came from the yard: "Jia Zhang's family is dying, please come quickly!"
Yi Zhonghai felt that Jia Zhang was pretending and didn't care at first.
When I returned to the middle courtyard and saw Jia Zhang's forehead covered with blood and lying on the ground unable to move, I realized the seriousness of the problem.
He stretched out his fingers and felt that he was still alive. He felt a little disappointed and asked Jia Dongxu to carry Jia Zhang to the hospital.
It's just that Jia Dongxu was so thin that he couldn't carry it on his back, and he almost dropped Jia Zhang.
At this time, all the strong laborers in the compound went to see Xu Jixiang off.
There was no other way, so Yi Zhonghai could only carry Jia Zhang on his back and run to the hospital.
Poor old waist Yi Zhonghai!
After Li Aiguo sent Xu Jixiang to the hospital, he took Chen Xueru back to the courtyard.
By this time, the crowd in the courtyard had dispersed.
Looking at the blood stains on the floor and the broken table, Li Aiguo scratched his head. Xu Jixiang didn't seem to be injured?
"Brother Patriot, it's getting late, I still want to continue studying." Chen Xueru, a top student, was a little anxious when she saw that it was getting late.
Come on, eating melons is not as important as studying!
As a person who loves to learn, Li Aiguo took Miss Chen's hand and entered the house.
Silent all night.
Early the next morning.
"Remember those literacy songs I taught you?"
"Brother Patriot, don't worry, I'm a brave female teacher!" Chen Xueru puffed up her chest.
Looking at the lovely Chen Xueru and remembering her crawling face under gunfire last night, Li Aiguo couldn't help but go up and take a bite.
The two were sticky for a while, and then they walked out of the house together.
Just went out.
I saw the third uncle walking over with a cardboard box in his arms.
The cardboard box was in tatters, and the words "raising donations" affixed to the side seemed to have been torn off and pasted on again, leaving obvious wrinkles.
Isn't this the donation box from last time?
It's quite adequate.
"Patriotism, dedication of love, every family has a responsibility." The third uncle came up with the box in his arms, his face full of smiles, his little eyes blinking, looking like he was not ready to do any good things.
"The box won't contain a lot of newspapers like last time, right?"
".That can't be."
The third uncle looked a little embarrassed when he mentioned what happened last time.
Just thinking that Mrs. Jia Zhang was still lying in the hospital, she could only bite the bullet and said: "That's it, you know about Xu Jixiang and Mrs. Jia Zhang entering the hospital, right?"
"Jia Zhang was also injured?" Li Aiguo's eyes widened.
At that time, Mrs. Jia Zhang was lying on the ground. He thought the old godly woman was playing rogue.
"Don't mention it, her brain was smashed, and the doctor gave her several stitches." Seeing that Li Aiguo didn't understand the situation, Yan Bugui told her the whole story.
Hearing this, Li Aiguo's blood boiled all over.
Before hurting others, hurt yourself first. Is Jia Zhang practicing the Seven Head Injury Skills?
"Xu Jixiang's condition is better, but his calf is broken."
"Jia Zhang's condition is more serious. In addition to his head, his fingers are also broken. He will probably have to stay in the hospital for a while."
Why did the injury become more serious after being admitted to the hospital?
"What? The two of them fought in the hospital again?" Li Aiguo was stunned.
Yan Bugui sighed and continued: "Because Mrs. Jia Zhang was injured in an accident, the hospital did not reimburse her, so she had to pay seven or eight yuan for medical expenses. Mrs. Jia Zhang felt that Xu Jixiang should pay the money, so she went to the emergency room. Xu Jixiang was found in the room.
Xu Jixiang felt aggrieved and had a fight with her. "
"No. Isn't Xu Jixiang's calf broken? Can he still hit someone?" Li Aiguo was even more confused.
Yan Bugui was dull for a moment, holding back a smile with a strange look on his face: "His calf is broken, but his mouth is not injured. You also know that Jia Zhang likes to point fingers at others."
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Good guys, they are all martial arts masters!
There is indeed a crouching tiger, hidden dragon in the courtyard.
Li Aiguo understood what was going on, and took Chen Xueru to push the bicycle and prepared to leave.
"Hey, eh, patriotic, don't worry." Yan Bugui quickly stepped forward to stop him. "Considering that the Jia family is living in difficulty, I kindly paid the hospital fees in advance. Now let me go door to door to collect donations."
"You are the only one in our compound who has an easier life, so you are somewhat happy with it."
"I don't donate."
"No, if you donate a little bit, it will be considered as giving face to the third uncle." Yan Bugui was worried.
"Since the first uncle has already advanced the money, I will treat it as if he donated it on my behalf. He is the first uncle anyway."
After saying that, Li Aiguo took Chen Xueru and walked away.
"Yi Zhonghai donated for you? Can he also donate for me?" Yan Bugui was a little confused. When he realized it, Li Aiguo had already walked away.
He also knew that Li Aiguo was not the kind of soft-hearted person, so he had no choice but to give up.
There was no other way, Yan Bugui could only hold the box and continue to stop the residents.
When the residents heard that Mr. Jia Zhang was seriously injured, they felt a little sympathy and gave some money.
One cent, two cents, the most is five cents.
Xu Damao worked in the hospital for half the night and just got up to prepare food for Xu Jixiang.
Carrying the aluminum lunch box, he led the two brothers Hai Long and Haitao to the middle courtyard and met Yan Bugui face to face.
"Da Mao, give love. It's the Jia family's responsibility. Donate a little?" Yan Bugui smiled with his eyes narrowed.
But he soon stopped laughing.
"What? I donated money to her? Who donated money to me?" Xu Damao's eyes widened angrily.
"No, your family is rich and doesn't lack this."
"Do you deserve to be bullied if you have money? It was Jia Zhang who beat up my father!" Xu Damao pointed at his nose and said, "Old Yan, do you think I look like a big bastard?"
Yan Bugui now wished he could slap himself in the face.
Okay, why are you trying to stop me?
"If you don't want to donate, don't donate. Why are you so loud?" He muttered, turned around and wanted to run away.
Xu Damao grabbed the donation box and grinned: "Hey, my dad is also in the hospital, so I should have a share in the donation."
"Da Mao, you must not act recklessly. This box is public property in our compound. Be careful and I will sue you."
"Tear!"
Before Yan Bugui finished speaking, Hai Long and Haitao rushed forward, each grabbed one side and tore the cardboard box in half.
"Da Mao, don't mess around!"
"I really donated a lot."
One of the two children hugged Yan Bugui's waist and the other hugged his arm. Xu Damao strode up to pick up the money.
The three father and son cooperated and quickly escaped.
Yan Bugui looked at the three melons and two dates left on the ground and almost cried.
Li Aiguo had already arrived at the locomotive depot on his bicycle.
After entering November, the national advanced charter group selection event also kicked off.
This is the highest reward a package crew can receive.
It is said that in addition to receiving a grand certificate, there will also be a 'customized' enamel jar.
Holding that enamel cup, not to mention looking very impressive.
The comrades in the driver team, crew team, and police team in the charter team are all very enthusiastic.
Li Aiguo also became energetic and concentrated on driving the train between Beijing and Tianjin.
Just when Li Aiguo was fighting for honor for the chartered crew and working hard to deliver passengers to their destinations on time.
The ward of Xu Jixiang and Jia Zhang has become a mess.
Xu Jixiang was supposed to ask for hospital fees from Jia Zhang, but after biting off Jia Zhang's finger, he was chased by Jia Zhang and asked for money.
When the third uncle came to the hospital, Qin Huairu learned that Xu Damao had robbed most of the money that the third uncle had raised for his family, and the third uncle was forced to enter the hospital.
Qin Huairu believed that the money was taken away from the third uncle and should be paid by the third uncle. She also asked Xu Jixiang to return the medicine fees paid by Yi Zhonghai to them.
The third uncle was unwilling and believed that the cause of the incident was that Jia Zhang hit Xu Jixiang first, causing Xu Jixiang's calf to be broken and Jia Zhang to break his head.
If Jia Zhang did not hit Xu Jixiang, Jia Zhang's head would not be broken, he would not have to collect donations, and the donations would not be taken away by Xu Damao.
In the final analysis, the problem lies with Jia Zhang.
Xu Jixiang was even more unwilling.
He is one step more than the third uncle.
If Mrs. Jia Zhang had not provoked him in the hospital, he would not have bitten Mrs. Jia Zhang’s finger, and Mrs. Jia Zhang would not have had to treat her finger.
Naturally, there is no medical expenses for treating the finger.
As for Jia Zhang breaking his head, that has nothing to do with Xu Jixiang.
For a time, the ward became the scene of a large-scale debate conference.
Positive: Jia Zhangshi, Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu.
Opponent: Xu Jixiang, Xu Damao, Liu Lan.
Bona fide third party: Yan Bugui.
Referee: Yi Zhonghai.
Audience: doctors, nurses, patients.
Gradually, the problem becomes more and more complex.
In the end, it evolved into that if Qin Huairu didn't buy underwear, he didn't have to wash his underwear.
The pants will not be "worn" on Xu Damao's head inexplicably.
(This is the consensus reached by Xu Jixiang, Xu Damao, Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu after they each took a step back after arguing for an hour.)
and so.
The culprit is actually Qin Huairu (no).
That’s Jia Dongxu (also not).
The real mastermind behind the scenes is the fat lady from the supply and marketing cooperative who sells underpants.
If she didn't sell her underwear to Qin Huairu, wouldn't the world be peaceful?
Yi Zhonghai didn't pay much attention at first, but by the end he felt his head was buzzing.
He will regret not inviting Li Aiguo here.
Although this kid is not a big deal, he has enough brains and can definitely solve this complex logical problem.
The doctors and nurses in the ward can be considered to have seen the world. Facing this chaotic situation, all of them looked like old people on the subway looking at their mobile phones.JPG
Their solution to the problem was simple.
"Get the hell out of here!" The loud-voiced head nurse carried the IV pole in a posture that looked like Marshal Tianpeng descending to earth.
For a moment, everyone was in disarray.
Jia Zhang had no other internal injuries because her forehead and fingers were covered with bandages.
More importantly, Yi Zhonghai no longer provided follow-up treatment fees and went through the discharge procedures on the spot.
At this time, Xu Damao, who had not been seeking revenge overnight, took two workers from the workshop and squatted on the flower bed in front of the hospital.
The two workers were brothers. The older one was called Wang Dagua, and the younger one was called Wang Ergua. They were Qingpi in the workshop.
These days, workshop workers are the owners of the factory, and factory leaders have no right to fire workers.
Therefore, some workers feel confident and idle in the workshop all day long.
Wang Dagua and Wang Ergua are the best among them, known as the Ergua brothers.
It's just that the Guapi brothers are in a bit of a miserable situation and can only share cigarettes.
Wang Dagua took two puffs of cigarette and handed it to Wang Ergua, who took another two puffs of cigarette.
Our Damao brothers are people who are not short of money. He took out a pack of big qianmen from his pocket, took out two sticks and handed them to the two of them.
"Hey, Damao is still bright and spacious, with a big front door!" The two brothers took the cigarette and were both delighted.
"Brother was bullied." Xu Damao pretended to be angry.
"Who dares to bully Brother Damao? You're so tired of living!" Brother Ergua cooperated very well with others' soft words.
"That man is the apprentice of a seventh-level worker, how dare you?"
"Whoever dares is the grandson!"
"Okay, he's a man! He's got the guts!" Xu Damao gave the two of them a thumbs up, pointed at Jia Dongxu who had just left the hospital gate, got in between the two of them, and whispered in a low voice: "You guys do this first, and then do that next time." Let’s play a movie in the countryside, I’ll take you two with me!”
Xu Damao often told them about rural erotic stories, and the Ergua brothers became energetic at that time.
"Brother Damao, don't worry, Jia Dongxu is just a soft-footed shrimp."
"We guarantee that Jia Dongxu will deal with it so that he doesn't even recognize his parents."
The Ergua brothers thought about the spring in the countryside and couldn't wait.
He quickly caught up and followed Jia Dongxu.
Xu Damao stood on the flower bed, his hands on his waist, his eyes slightly narrowed, and the corners of his mouth raised a sinister arc.
"Da Mao, what bad things are you doing again!" The first uncle came out of the hospital carrying Jia's tea bottle and appeared behind Xu Damao at some point.
Xu Damao was startled, covering his chest and said, "Master, what you said, am I that kind of person?"
"You are the only one in the whole hospital who is full of bad ideas."
"Hey, Master, that's wrong. My family is the victim. If Jia and Zhang didn't hit my father,"
Seeing that Xu Damao was about to start arguing again, Yi Zhonghai felt his head was buzzing and waved his hand to interrupt him: "Stop it, let's stop it right now, no one is allowed to mention it again!"
He took two quick steps and seemed to remember something. Then he turned around and looked at Xu Damao: "Da Mao, your father and mother's household registration is still in our compound. Is this the case?"
"how?"
"Don't be anxious, that's what happened." Yi Zhonghai saw that Xu Damao was furious and quickly explained: "The literacy class at the Daqianmen Street Office won first place in the district's competition.
Director Wang of the Subdistrict Office is determined to change the high illiteracy rate in our neighborhood.
Therefore, we are planning to launch literacy classes in the near future.
Your father has an elementary school education, so he doesn't need to participate.
Your mother is illiterate and must register. "
"I heard that my patriotic daughter-in-law said that stick noodles are given out at the front door, should we do the same?" Xu Damao suddenly became energetic.
"This issue needs to be studied and decided by the leaders. Whether it is issued or not, your mother has to come. We cannot embarrass our courtyard."
"That's so boring!"
"You kid, don't hold back." Yi Zhonghai warned Xu Damao, then turned and walked towards the courtyard.
He still had to inform the old ladies in the courtyard.
By the way, Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu are both illiterate and have to participate.
Yi Zhonghai felt that he was very tired as the grand master of the courtyard.
(End of this chapter)
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