The train driver in the courtyard

At the door of Li's house.

Liu Haizhong looked at the steel pipe and was silent for a long time, then suddenly said:

"Patriot, are you going to make this steel pipe into a chimney?

It seems that there is still a base missing. There are some tools and tin sheets in the blacksmith workshop. They will be welded for you tomorrow.

Guaranteed to weld beautifully. Have you ever heard of fish scale welding? "

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Fish scale welding is a good thing.

Isn't it just a waste of effort to make steel pipes after finally cleaning them?

Li Aiguo stood up and said, "Thank you, Master Liu, I have other uses for this thing."

"Yes, really. If you want to do something else, just tell me and I'll make sure it's done properly for you." Liu Haizhong looked very enthusiastic.

The two of them were chatting here.

Yi Zhonghai walked over and saw the two of them being affectionate, and suddenly felt happy in his heart.

Liu Haizhong's thoughts have been a bit off lately.

Repeatedly violating the principle of centering around Yi Zhonghai, it is not acceptable to continue like this.

He had to show his majesty as a great man and make his presence known in the courtyard.

With this thought in mind, Yi Zhonghai put his hands behind his back, put on a straight face, and walked over with square steps.

"Patriot, where did this pipe come from? It can't be stolen."

The words have not yet fallen.

Hee hee hee.

A dark object jumped out from the side and crashed into Yi Zhonghai's arms.

Yi Zhonghai was stunned for a moment. When the eyes of the person in his arms met his, he could see clearly the appearance of the person in his arms.

A face smeared with makeup was covered with deep wrinkles. The most eye-catching thing was her yellowed front teeth, which were shining golden against the setting sun!

This person is none other than Jia Dongxu’s old mother, Jia Zhang.

"Hey, old sister-in-law, hey, what are you going to do!"

Yi Zhonghai was startled. He looked around and saw many residents looking at him strangely. They looked frightened and wanted to push Jia Zhang away.

"Hee hee hee, hee hee hee, you old guy Yi Zhonghai peeked at me taking off my clothes at night to see if you wanted to sleep with me."

Mrs. Jia Zhang tightly hugged Yi Zhonghai's waist.

"Come on, mu~ let's have a run."

She closed her eyes and opened her big mouth, revealing her yellowed teeth, and kissed Yi Zhonghai.

What a thing! Yi Zhonghai was so frightened that his scalp exploded, and he used all his strength to push her away.

He turned to Li Aiguo and Liu Haizhong and defended: "No, it's nothing!"

Liu Haizhong swallowed his saliva and gave a thumbs up: "Yi Zhonghai, you are having a great time. Jia Dongxu is just renting to live in your house, so you took his mother in."

"Uncle Liu~ Come and play~"

Before Liu Haizhong finished speaking, Jia Zhang, who had just been pushed away, let out a sweet cry, smiled at Liu Haizhong's charming smile, and crawled into Liu Haizhong's arms again.

Liu Haizhong turned pale with fright and quickly hid behind a big tree.

Mrs. Jia Zhang stopped and turned to look at Li Aiguo, her eyes overflowing with spring water, and her face turned red with embarrassment.

Li Aiguo was also startled when he saw Jia Zhang turning to look at him.

At this time, Jia Zhang's hair was fluffy and messy, spread on her face and shoulders, and was not trimmed. Her eyes were scattered and she kept looking around, as if she was looking for something.

What kind of situation is this? Jia Zhang is a nymphomaniac?

Li Aiguo picked up a stick and decided to defend his chastity.

The deaf old lady was sitting in front of her home basking in the sun. When she saw Jia Zhang running towards Li Aiguo, she clapped her hands in excitement.

"Yes, you deserve it! This kid Li Aiguo is not a toy, so you have to take care of him!"

Sudden.

The applause froze in the air, and the deaf old lady was horrified to find that Mr. Jia Zhang suddenly changed direction and walked towards her.

The way those eyes shine is so terrifying.

The deaf old lady also saw that something was wrong with Jia Zhang and stood up in panic.

But the deaf old lady was old and was not as fast as Jia Zhang. She was held down before she even got up.

"Zhang Erhua, you, what are you going to do? I am the ancestor of the compound." The deaf old lady looked frightened.

"Hehehe, hehehe, my dear, I will feed you grandma, be good!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang walked up to the deaf old lady, held her head with one hand, hugged her neck with the other, and moved her mouth to her chest.

Poor old deaf lady, she's so old, she doesn't need to eat that stuff.

She was so frightened that her face turned green. She tried to break away but couldn't. Jia Zhangshi held her down forcefully and could only make a whimpering sound.

"Hey, you damn girl, your mother is feeding you breast milk, and you are still not honest, so I'll spank you!"

Seeing that the deaf old lady was dishonest, Jia Zhang simply picked up the deaf old lady, sat on a chair, took off the soles of her shoes, and threw them on the deaf old lady's buttocks.

Poor old deaf lady, she still has to be beaten like a child even at her old age.

"Yi Zhonghai, come and help!" The deaf old lady shouted at Yi Zhonghai at the top of her lungs.

Yi Zhonghai has not yet broken free from the panic. Seeing that Mrs. Jia Zhang has gone completely crazy, how can he dare to step forward?

The deaf old lady was spanked and could only scream, as if she was killing a pig.

She misses Silly Zhu very much now. If Silly Zhu was still there, he would have rushed up and pulled Jia Zhang away.

This movement also alarmed the residents in the compound.

Everyone gathered around to watch the fun.

"Tsk, tsk, Jia Zhang spanked the deaf old lady, my God."

"Don't tell me, she still looks good. Look how honest the deaf old lady is and how delicious she is."

"Isn't Mrs. Jia Zhang crazy?"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai also woke up. Seeing so many residents nearby, he shouted: "You're crazy. Mrs. Jia Zhang must be crazy. Come and help, tie up Mrs. Jia Zhang first."

The residents in the compound could not let Jia Zhang run wildly, so they swarmed up and pulled Jia Zhang away from the deaf old lady.

"Daughter, my daughter, you bunch of heartless guys actually want to take my daughter away! I will fight with you."

I have to say that Jia Zhang is as fat as a big fat pig, but she is really strong.

It took a lot of effort for a group of young men to push her down to the ground, and some of them even had stains on their faces.

Li Aiguo called Wang Gangzhu to bring him a hemp rope, and tied up his hands and feet like a big fat pig, and tied up Jia and Zhang tightly.

Seeing Jia Zhang lying on the ground howling, the big guy was in trouble.

Jia Dongxu hasn't gotten off work yet. If Jia Zhang is sent to the hospital, who will pay for the medical expenses?

Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth and said, "Send him to the hospital, and I'll go with him."

The residents found a stick, passed it through the front rope, and passed it through the back rope. They lifted Jia Zhang up and were about to walk out of the courtyard.

Qin Huairu ran out of the house, holding a glass medicine bottle in her hand.

"There is no need to send her to the hospital. My mother overdosed on painkillers and went crazy. We just need to find a way to make her vomit it out."

Xu Damao, who was watching the excitement nearby, came up and asked with squinted eyes: "Qin Huairu, don't make a mistake. I remember that the hospital only prescribes three painkillers each time. How could it be overdose?"

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai also made a serious face: "Comrade Xiao Qin, Jia and Zhang are your parents-in-law. Everyone is watching this matter. You must not have any evil thoughts."

"Oh! Master, am I that kind of person?" Qin Huairu's face turned pale with anger.

She stamped her feet, held the bottle and explained: "A while ago, my mother got a hundred yuan, so she went to the pigeon market to buy painkillers.

I saw with my own eyes that there was originally a bottle full of painkillers, but now there were only a few tablets left. "

She shook her wrist and shook the bottle. There was a clanging sound inside, and it sounded like there were not many painkillers left in it.

After finding out the whole story, Yi Zhonghai was furious.

When Jia Zhang withheld the 100 yuan as compensation to the members, Yi Zhonghai thought she was going to use it to build houses and buy furniture, so she didn't say anything more.

Who knew she actually bought painkillers and now takes too much!

The young men who were carrying Jia Zhang had their shoulders sore from the pressure of the wooden sticks. Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was still not moving, they grinned and asked, "Master, do you still want to send him to the hospital?"

"No more!"

Yi Zhonghai knew very well that once sent to the hospital, it would cost money. Painkillers are controlled drugs, and Jia Zhang might have to face criticism.

Although he doesn't want to see Jia Zhang, Jia Zhang is Jia Dongxu's mother after all.

Yi Zhonghai asked his aunt to run to the community hospital to call Ding Qiunan.

After Ding Qiunan learned that Jia Zhang had overdosed, she said that they needed to send her to the People's Hospital because only the People's Hospital had gastric lavage equipment.

Yi Zhonghai is also an old comrade with rich experience. He is good at inducing vomiting!

He looked at Xu Damao and said, "Da Mao, are your Hailong and Haitao still angry recently?"

"They're angry! These two kids are always angry."

Xu Damao was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

Then Yi Zhonghai called two children and performed a magical operation.

We don't know what magical method Yi Zhonghai used, but Jia Zhang quickly regained consciousness.

The madness on her face gradually disappeared, and she sat on the ground, rubbing her eyes and looking at the surrounding residents.

"I, what's wrong with me? Why am I here?"

Qin Huairu stepped forward and explained in a low voice: "Mom, you just took too much medicine and went crazy."

"Crazy? You are crazy!" Jia Zhang seemed to have remembered it now.

She looked sideways at the onlookers with her triangular eyes: "If you have anything interesting to see, go home and cook!"

The residents had eaten a lot of melon and were ready to leave with satisfaction.

Qin Huairu supported Jia Zhang and prepared to go back.

Li Aiguo stepped forward, stopped them, and said coldly: "Where are the painkillers?"

"What painkillers?" Jia Zhang quickly grabbed the bottle from Qin Huairu's hand and tried to stuff it into her pocket.

But he was stopped by a voice.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you went to Pigeon Market to buy controlled drugs. Now in accordance with the responsibilities assigned to our voluntary patrol team by the street office, I will confiscate your painkillers. If you dare to resist, the voluntary patrol team can also hand you over directly. Leave it to the police station."

After speaking, Li Aiguo glanced at Wang Gangzhu: "Team Leader Wang, do it!" "Yes!"

Wang Gangzhu rushed forward with a butcher's knife. Faced with the sharp tip of the knife, Jia Zhang didn't even dare to hide and could only let Wang Gangzhu take the medicine bottle away.

"Hey, hey, leave me a few tablets. What if I get addicted at night?"

Wang Gangzhu took the painkillers and, following Li Aiguo's order, sent the bottle to the street office.

Li Aiguo turned to look at Yi Zhonghai: "Yi Zhonghai, Jia Zhang's addiction is getting bigger and bigger. If he continues, he will become a drug addict. Drug addicts are not allowed in our neighborhood. Don't blame me for being soft-hearted."

After saying that, he turned back to the door and continued to pack the steel pipe.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Li Aiguo's back and narrowed his eyes slightly.

When the street patrol team was established, he didn't care, he just thought Li Aiguo was messing around.

Now he finally understood that with the street patrol in his hands, Li Aiguo had the right to speak in the neighborhood and could take action at any time.

In comparison, he, the great master, has even less power.

This grandson is so calculating!

"Ouch, you scared me to death. Yi Zhonghai, I can't stand up anymore. Send me to the hospital quickly."

At this time, the deaf old lady became frightened and fell ill.

Just kidding, how can an old lady not be scared when she suddenly sees her own mother?

Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to call his aunt and send the deaf old lady to the hospital.

When Jia Dongxu returned home, he heard that Mrs. Jia Zhang was crazy and the deaf old lady was sick. He kept saying that Li Aiguo was behind it.

Qin Huairu felt that Jia Dongxu was stunned.

Getting the seamless steel pipe is only the first step.

Li Aiguo brought the steel pipe to the studio the next day and wanted to ask the master in the workshop to help process it into a gun tube.

Master Liu, the fitter, walked around the steel pipe and frowned and said: "Aiguo, according to what you said, I can cut the steel pipe into 950 mm for you, but the pin gap at the front end is because our machine tool is not that precise. It’s high, so there’s no way to fix it.”

"Is there no other way?"

Li Aiguo took out a cigarette and handed it over: "You are an experienced fitter, how about hand polishing?"

That gap is called the positioning pin gap, which is used to ensure that the cannonball can be aligned with the firing pin inside the launcher after the shell is installed. It is an indispensable structure.

Master Liu took the cigarette and put it on his ear, and touched the steel pipe with his hand: "This thing is too thick, and it is still alloy steel. If you want to polish it manually with a file, it will take at least half a year.

I suggest you find a mechanic instead. They may have professional equipment. "

Mechanic Li Aiguo thought of Liang Ladi.

Liang Ladi seems to be pregnant recently, and she and Nan Yi rarely appear in the courtyard.

Cutting steel pipes is very simple, but cutting this thick-walled seamless steel pipe is a technical job.

In addition to selecting appropriate cutting parameters, such as cutting speed, power, etc.

It is also necessary to adjust the cutting parameters according to the actual situation to achieve the best cutting effect.

In addition, after the cutting is completed, the cutting surface needs to be cleaned to remove impurities and oxide layers, and necessary trimming and polishing are performed.

Completing these steps will take some time.

After Li Aiguo handed over the cutting task to Master Liu, he took out a bag of large front doors and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Master Liu, this is going to be troublesome."

"Look, how does this work?"

Master Liu wanted to take out the cigarette, but was stopped by Li Aiguo.

This is considered my own private work, and I cannot let my masters waste their efforts in vain.

Besides, a pack of cigarettes only costs a few bucks, but it can produce unexpected effects.

really.

Master Liu touched his pocket, looked a little moved, and nodded heavily: "Driver Li, don't worry, I will definitely help you do it properly."

Because cutting took four or five days, Li Aiguo left the steel pipe in the maintenance workshop.

In the next two days, Li Aiguo devoted himself to driving.

Because the sample furnace has been installed on the locomotive, there is no need to be as nervous as before when driving.

However, the spirits of the flight attendants became tense. As the selection date gradually approached, they looked like everyone was the leader of the selection team.

So much so that Commander Bai had to do ideological work for them during the morning meeting.

"Honor is the recognition of our work by our superiors, not the purpose of our work. As long as our chartered crew puts passengers first and serves them conscientiously, we will not stay even if we don't get the award." Pity."

Li Aiguo agreed with Captain Bai's statement.

If these face-saving projects are done for the sake of awarding, the awarding will not only lose its meaning, but will also waste people and money.

Of course, Li Aiguo is very confident.

He formulated the code of conduct for flight attendants, and the flight attendants will work according to the code without any problems.

However, something happened to go wrong.

On the way back to Beijing from Jincheng, Li Aiguo was writing in the camping car when a strange sound came from the car next door.

"Why does he spend less money than me to make up for the ticket? Do you flight attendants think I'm the one who took advantage of me?"

The sound was as harsh as needles, and the pitch was unstable. The sound should be squeezed out from between the teeth, making people feel uneasy.

Then came the steward's warm explanation.

But it seemed that the effect was not good, and the strange voice sounded again.

"Stop talking nonsense, if he doesn't buy the ticket in full today, don't expect me to pay for the ticket! Labor and management have left their words here!"

Passengers on the train come from all over the world.

As the saying goes, people are divided into three, six or nine grades, and meat has three layers. Without fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs, there would be no colorful world.

I've seen all kinds of people working as contract crew members.

Li Aiguo didn't pay attention at first and was about to continue reading, but at this time Zhang Yazhi, who was off work, entered the private room.

"Driver Li, something happened in the car next door. Zhang Youling had sex with a university professor."

"University professor? Come on, let's go take a look."

Li Aiguo realized the seriousness of the problem, placed the books on the small table, put on his boots and strode towards the next car.

When we arrived at the carriage, there were already a lot of people watching the excitement gathered around the junction of the carriages.

"I borrowed it, I borrowed it, you stand here, be careful to pinch your hands!"

Squeezing through the crowd, I saw Zhang Youling angrily saying something to a gay man in a Chinese tunic suit.

And when the gay man got off the train clamoring, he would report the matter to make the 131 crew look good.

Zhang Yazhi walked over quickly, took Zhang Youling's arm, and whispered: "Zhang Youling, you forgot, the flight attendant code stipulates that you cannot quarrel with passengers!"

"Yazhi, this person is really bullying."

Zhang Youling usually has a cheerful temperament and never gets angry if anyone makes a joke to her. She must have been angry this time, and her lips were actually trembling with anger.

The Clay Bodhisattva still has three parts of fire nature, not to mention that the flight attendants are also people of flesh and blood.

Just considering the negative impact, Zhang Yazhi pulled Zhang Youling aside and apologized to the man in Mao suit.

"Comrade Passenger, what happened this time is that our flight attendant did something wrong. I hope you can understand. If you have other requirements, I can apply to Captain Bai. If we can satisfy it, we will try our best to satisfy it."

"Hey, you little comrade, what you said is wrong." The Mao suit opened his eyes wide and leaned back: "It makes me seem like I'm blackmailing you. How can I, a university professor and a high-level intellectual, do such low-level things?" It’s something about that. Hey, be careful, I’ll sue you for defamation.”

This man had his hair parted in the middle, gold-rimmed glasses, and his face was smeared with cream, giving him a look of oily hair and powdered face.

Although he was dressed relatively plainly, his superior gaze could not conceal his true inner thoughts.

Even when I was quarreling with someone on the train, this person was still holding a ceramic cup with a pattern of plum and bamboo on the cup. The delicate cup was incompatible with this shabby carriage.

This man should be an old-school intellectual.

Li Aiguo looked him over, walked over slowly, and asked, "Captain Zhang, what happened?"

Zhang Youling couldn't help but feel relieved when she saw Li Aiguo coming forward. She wiped the sweat from her forehead and explained: "Today, there are no more tickets at Yangcun Station, so everyone who got on the train at Yangcun Station needs to go to the train to make up for their tickets."

The tickets are gone, not in the physical sense. It’s not that they are sold out, but that the printed tickets were not delivered in time.

In this day and age, this kind of thing is very common. Li Aiguo nodded and motioned for her to continue.

Zhang Youling pointed to a customer opposite and said angrily: "This great professor saw that I gave that comrade half the ticket price, so he insisted on giving half the ticket price."

Looking along Zhang Youling's finger, Li Aiguo saw a middle-aged uncle wearing ragged clothes.

Even though the middle-aged uncle was sitting in his seat, he was holding a crutch cut from jujube wood. Looking down his legs, you could see that only half of the shoe on his right foot was on.

A whole pair of thousand-layer-soled shoes with a round mouth, it was like using a machete to cut off the sole of the foot diagonally, and then using a needle and thread to sew the remaining part back together.

This is a disabled person who is missing half of his foot

The organization is a people's organization. Before liberation, it began to take care of disabled brothers and put forward the idea of ​​"implementing labor laws and providing unemployment insurance and disability insurance."

After liberation, a series of policies such as the "Interim Regulations on Casualties and Pensions for Militia and Migrant Workers" were formulated to help brothers with disabilities.

The railway department stipulates that disabled people who ride on hard-seat trains only need to pay half of the ticket price.

"Comrade passenger, according to regulations, disabled people can enjoy discounts when traveling on the bus."

The man in Mao suit sneered and retorted: "He is disabled, so show us the proof!"

"I, I have proof from the street, but I was in a hurry today and forgot my home."

The middle-aged man clasped his hands together. When he caught the gaze of the Chinese tunic suit, he couldn't help but shrink back, as if he was about to shrink out of the car window.

"If you don't have proof, then why do you say you are disabled! It's really hard to talk to you guys, you guys, you have a low level of education and you just can't communicate."

Seeing that the uncle was speechless, the man in Mao Suit became very proud.

He elegantly took out a folding fan from a beautifully made suitcase and flung his pants open, revealing a large snow-white fan.

This action reminded Li Aiguo of an animal from the Northeast.

When it meets a person, the animal will pop its buttocks up when it sees the person, exposing its snow-white buttocks. That thing seems to be called a Silly Roe Deer.

Don't tell me, it really looks like it.

The man in the tunic didn't know that Li Aiguo was looking at him like he was looking at an animal!

Shaking the fan, the breeze blew on his face, and he seemed to be in a poetic and picturesque mood.

"Rules! Everything must be done according to the rules. I don't care about the one or two yuan today, but I want to teach you a lesson and educate you to act according to the rules in the future!"

"Rules." Li Aiguo pondered for a moment, then suddenly looked at the Chinese tunic suit and asked, "Comrade, please show me your identity card."

"Witness?" The fan stopped swinging, and his eyeballs in the Chinese tunic almost fell off: "What is a witness?" (End of Chapter)