The train driver in the courtyard

"Shit battle with the Jia family!"

Upon hearing this, Village Chief Wei gave Xu Damao a thumbs up: "You are still a cultured person, so this slogan won't hurt you!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was so angry that she spurted out a mouthful of old blood, pointed at Xu Damao's nose and cursed: "Xu Damao, your grandson, you don't want our family to live a good life. Be careful that in the future, you will be exterminated and there will be no one to support you in your old age!"

"Old lady, I have two sons now!" Xu Damao said proudly.

Although Liu Lan is not as beautiful as Qin Huairu, she has two children.

When he married Liu Lan, it was like buying one and getting two free, and he made a lot of money.

Thanks to Li Aiguo for helping him come up with such a good idea!
Yi Zhonghai was shocked when he saw that the members were serious this time and wanted to run away.

If that thing were splashed on me, I would be in trouble.

But Qin Huairu stepped forward to hold him, her eyes were red, and she said pitifully: "Master Yi, our whole family depends on you. You are Dongxu's master, so you can't just sit back and watch."

Looking at that fair little face and feeling the ardent expectations revealed in those dark eyes, Yi Zhonghai felt an inexplicable sense of responsibility in his heart.

He is Jia Dongxu's master, and he may become Jia Dongxu's father in the future and have to shoulder important responsibilities!

It's just that Yi Zhonghai is cunning and cunning, and he won't do stupid things like confronting the members.

As a great man, Yi Zhonghai used his supreme power.

He called Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui, frowned and said:

"Lao Liu, Lao Yan, we are the stewards of the courtyard, we can't just watch these gang members causing trouble!"

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui secretly curled their lips when they heard this.

Yi Zhonghai wants to be Jia Dongxu's father, which has nothing to do with them.

Originally, Jia Zhang's debts were not repaid, so she had already lost money.

Besides, the members are now using biological weapons, who dares to stop them?

The two of them looked at each other and nodded understandingly.

Liu Haizhong asked Yan Bugui: "Third uncle, my family hasn't written any couplets yet, so I have to trouble you this year."

Yan Bugui asked Liu Haizhong: "It's easy to talk, it's easy to talk. I heard that the donkey meat in Baoding is very good. Can you please help me a little bit?"

Nan Yi and a group of residents also came over, trying to find something to say: "Brother, let me tell you, donkey meat cannot be eaten when it has just come out of the pot. If you try to eat it, you will die!"

Good guy, these people actually had an awkward conversation in order not to help the Jia family.

A cold wind blew. Yi Zhonghai was wearing a thick cotton jacket, but he was shivering from the cold.

Once upon a time, he was the eldest son of the courtyard, and he was very influential in the courtyard.

Once an order is given, no one dares to disobey!

Now it's all damned Li Aiguo's fault, his authority has been attacked several times.

Yi Zhonghai felt deeply discouraged and his expression darkened.

Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu saw that something was not going well and went into battle together.

"Master Yi, you have to help."

"Yes, master, you can't just sit back and watch."

Yi Zhonghai was held up to the fierce fire. He could only muster up his courage and strode to stop Village Chief Wei.

"Old Wei, I am the master of the courtyard."

Wow.

Before he finished speaking, Wang stammered, picked up the ladle of dung, and poured it all over Yi Zhonghai.

OU~!

Yi Zhonghai almost vomited.

"You are vomiting~ you want to vomit~ retching~ what vomit~ what vomit?"

"Since you take such good care of the Jia family, we will also give you some gifts."

Village Chief Wei has seen big storms before.

Back then, with a red tassel gun, he dared to deal with a group of Japs and cover the retreat of the villagers. How could he be afraid of Yi Zhonghai?

Standing at the door of Jia's house, he seemed to have returned to the war era, with endless pride pouring out of his heart.

"Launch Operation Dung War Jia Family."

As the big hand fell, the members rushed to Jia's house carrying wooden buckets and dung spoons.

The manure spoon reached into the barrel, dug out a large pile of stuff, and poured it into the Jia family's house.

The onlookers quickly discovered the brilliance of Jia's actions.

In the past, Mrs. Jia Zhang would definitely lie on the ground and act recklessly, but now she hides far away.

This thing is a biological weapon, not very lethal but extremely insulting.

As spoonful after spoonful of the stuff was poured in, the room suddenly became filthy.

The members performing tasks on the table, on the chairs, on the benches, on the door curtains, in the steel pots, and in the porcelain bowls are all carefully selected militiamen.

They have undergone rigorous training, and they are like wolves and tigers, and they have not spared any part of the Jia family.

Seeing such an embarrassing scene, Qin Huairu couldn't stop her even if she wanted to. Her legs went weak and she collapsed on the ground.

It took her half a month to clean up the house, but now it was all over.

At this time, a voice came from the crowd: "Where is Jia Dongxu?"

Only then did everyone realize that the real owner of the Jia family, Jia Dongxu, was nowhere to be seen.

At this time, Jia Dongxu was lying on the bed sleeping.

Last night, he went to play cards with those little green-skinned kids again, and he didn't come back until midnight. He was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyelids.

Awakened by the noise outside the door, Jia Dongxu knew that it was someone from Wei Zhuang who came to collect the bill, but he didn't pay attention.

After all, there is nothing that Jia Zhang cannot solve.

If there is, then just add Qin Huairu.

but.

Jia Dongxu soon felt something was wrong, it was the taste.

Why did the air in the house become like a toilet?

Could it be that he fell asleep and wet the bed?
Jia Dongxu pulled back the quilt, looked down, and frowned, there was nothing there.

He turned around and saw a pair of cotton shoes floating in the excrement soup under the bed, and he was completely stunned.

Ah, what's going on? ! Flooded?
Jia Dongxu jumped out of bed in a hurry, pulled on his cotton shoes and ran into the main room.

I happened to encounter Wang Stuttering carrying a spoon.

The two stared at each other.

Wang stammered: "."

Jia Dongxu: "."

"Wow!" Wang stammered and was silent for a moment, then picked up a spoon and poured it over Jia Dongxu's head.

"You, you, you want it, why don't you say anything? Forget it, I'm a good person, so I'll give you a spoonful."

Jia Dongxu: "."

Who wants this thing?

Only then did Jia Dongxu realize that the originally clean house was now in a mess.

He suppressed the smell, ran out of the house, ran to Jia Zhang, and complained in mourning:

"Mom, they, they are pouring shit in the house!"

".You stay away from me."

Mrs. Jia Zhang almost fainted from the stench that hit her face. She covered her nose and said with a bit of disgust.

Jia Dongxu: "."

He took a deep breath, frowned and said, "Mom, this can't go on like this. We can't let them cause trouble. We should ask comrades from the police station to deal with them!"

Now the residents of the courtyard do not stop the group of commune members, and even the elders cannot stop them. They can only ask the comrades from the police station to deal with it.

"Yes, yes, these people came to our house to cause trouble, arrest them all." Jia Zhang also woke up and hurriedly asked Jia Dongxu to report the crime.

In the past, when something happened in the compound, Yi Zhonghai would always use the matter in the compound to solve the problem, forcing the residents not to report the crime.

Now he took the initiative to shout: "Quick, go ask Captain Liu!"

Jia Dongxu ran away quickly.

Village Chief Lao Wei didn't pay attention and just asked the members to implement the plan quickly.

The members took out the torn towels they had prepared and tied them on their faces, and rushed into Jia's house at the risk of being fainted.

On the quilt, on the bed, on the blanket
By the time Captain Liu got the news and brought two police comrades to the courtyard, the walls of Jia's house were already covered in feces.

He walked to the door and saw that the wall was painted with a layer of yellow-brown stuff. He was so shocked that he even forgot to cover his nose.

"Master, your craftsmanship is very good. Look at the smoothness and delicacy. It's smoother than the walls in our house. Have you ever shaved Dabai before?"

Wang stammered and straightened his chest: "I, I am in the village and often help people build houses."

Captain Liu, who was still a master chef, nodded appreciatively.

Seeing that Captain Liu was not doing his job, Jia Zhang rushed up and said angrily: "Captain Liu, look at these gangsters who broke into my house and made a mess in my house. You should arrest them now." stand up!"

The arrogant attitude made Captain Liu feel dissatisfied.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you're jumping to conclusions before the matter is fully investigated. How about you take my position?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was overjoyed: "Really? How much salary can you get in a month?"

Captain Liu: "."

Three black lines slid down Yi Zhonghai's forehead, he stepped forward and pulled Jia Zhang behind him, then looked at Captain Liu and said: "Captain Liu, these gang members came to our compound to cause trouble. As a police station officer, Captain, we can’t ignore this.”

Captain Liu felt that this matter was difficult to handle, so he became serious.
In any case, the members have gone too far.

If it is not dealt with, it will be difficult to convince the public.

But Captain Liu also knew that this happened for a reason and sympathized with the members.

"Village Chief Wei, there is nothing wrong with asking for an account, but how can you cause trouble?"

At this time, the dung battle came to an end. Village Chief Wei asked the members to put the empty barrels back on the cart, and turned around and said: "Comrade Public Security, we are not making trouble, we are here to give gifts."

"Gift?"

"Yes! If Jia Zhang's family doesn't pay back the money they owe us, we have no choice but to give them gifts. We hope they will take advantage of these gifts and return the money to us."

Village Chief Old Wei said with an honest face: "Comrade Public Security, you may not know that it is our old rule in Wei Village to give gifts to creditors."

The old rules. You are the village chief, you have the final say! Captain Liu cursed.

Later, Village Chief Lao Wei also told the story of Jia Zhang's default.

Captain Liu felt annoyed.

He also signed the IOU at that time.

Jia Zhang's failure to pay was a slap in the face.

Captain Liu pondered for a moment, nodded and said: "Although the members threw shit. No, the behavior of giving gifts is not appropriate, but they are also helpless. After all, Jia Zhang will not pay back the money. I think this matter will be forgotten, and it will be paid." Yes, Mrs. Jia Zhang, you have to pay back the money as soon as possible."

"Captain Liu, who owes money? The person who signed the contract was not me, but a pig. Why should I say it's the money I owe!" Jia Zhang was furious when she heard this.

Her family had had shit thrown at them for nothing, and now they had to pay back the money, so naturally they quit, and they started jumping up and down and cursing.

Jia Zhang's appearance is no different from that of a big fat pig.

Captain Liu had a cold face: "Jia Zhang, do you think others are fools? We, the people, watched you draw pigs with our own eyes!"

Catched by the sharp gaze, Mrs. Jia Zhang shrank in fright. She no longer dared to insist that it was the money borrowed by the pig, but muttered in a low voice: "If you don't have money, how can you repay it! I don't believe it anymore. These mud-legged people are still paying for it." Can you force us to pay back the money?"

"Haha" Village Chief Wei laughed twice, clasped his hands behind his back, stared at Jia Zhang and said: "Old lady, don't worry, this is a new society, we are not landlords and wealthy people, how can we force you to sell your sons and daughters? .

But wait until tomorrow, and we will give you gifts. We don’t have any good things in Wei Village, just enough excrement pipes. "

Jia Zhang's face changed instantly.

After just one shit fight, her house was turned into a mess, so she's still here? !

Qin Huairu also shivered with fright.

If this continues, how will we live in the future?
Team Liu also felt that this matter was difficult to handle.

As the captain of the police station, I can't just watch the Jia family being splashed with feces every three days.

However, these members have special status and are really difficult to deal with.

The commune only started to be renovated this year, and the superiors have placed high expectations on it.

If we go all out and lock up all the members, it will definitely have serious adverse effects.

Besides, as a member of the South Tongluo Lane Police Station, he really couldn't control these members.

According to the procedure, he could only report these situations to the local security officer.

but.

On the way here, Brigade Liu saw the security guard standing next to the oxcart, hunching his neck and holding the reins to guard the oxcart, for fear that others would steal the oxcarts of the commune members.

It must also be said that Yi Zhonghai was cunning and cunning, and he instantly thought of a way to break the situation.

"Li Aiguo has a good relationship with these mud-legged people. Captain Liu, you go find Li Aiguo to come forward."

"It can only be the."

Team Liu had no choice.

Ask the police comrades to keep an eye on the scene and strictly prohibit those people from making trouble again and then come to the backyard.

Li Aiguo was planning to research instant noodles at this time. When he saw Team Liu coming to the door, he put down his paper and pen and invited him into the house.

"Uncle Liu, I haven't seen you for a while. How are you?"

Captain Liu was about to explain his purpose, but was blocked by Li Aiguo.

He could only nod and said: "It's okay. As you know, we are police officers and we are all in good health. I will do it today."

"Xueru, pour some tea for Uncle Liu. By the way, remember to make some brown sugar from the maintenance section." Li Aiguo interrupted him again.

While drinking the sweet brown sugar tea, Captain Liu also realized that Li Aiguo didn't want to care about this matter.

He sneered twice and said: "Patriot, you may have heard about the matter in the Intermediate Court.

To be honest, I can't stand the Jia family's behavior, even if I try to punish them, it won't be an exaggeration.

But the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and doing things like throwing shit on this happy day will have a very bad impact.

It's up to you to persuade those members.

This time it's just a favor to my uncle. "

"Throwing feces?" Li Aiguo was stunned for a moment and asked, "Did the members throw feces from the Jia family?"

He knew that when the members came this time, they must be taking action.

I just didn't expect that he would be so cruel.

But when I think about it carefully, I feel relieved. To deal with scoundrels like Jia Zhang, ordinary methods are really not enough.

"Yes, you haven't seen that there is no place to stay in the Jia family's new house."

Thinking of what happened just now, Captain Liu still couldn't help but take a breath.

"So, you have to come forward this time."

"Uncle Liu, this matter is really difficult to deal with. The money owed by the Jia family will be due for the Chinese New Year soon. If we don't pay back the money, the members will definitely not give up."

"But the Jia family doesn't have any money either."

"How is that possible? When Lao Jia passed away, the factory gave him so much pension. Yi Zhonghai has been helping the Jia family all these years."

Li Aiguo stopped speaking halfway.

Captain Liu understood what Li Aiguo meant.

"Ai Guo, thank you this time. I'll have a drink with you when I have time."

After saying that, Team Liu left in a hurry.

Chen Xueru looked at his back and asked, "Brother Patriot, are the Jia family really rich? Why do they look so pitiful on weekdays?"

"You are so stupid. If they don't pretend to be pitiful, why would the neighbors lend them things?"

Li Aiguo is not interested in things in the compound now.

After seeing off Captain Liu, he returned to his desk and got busy.

On the train back to the capital, he had already started the system and searched for technologies related to instant noodles.

The technology is divided into two parts. One part is basic technology such as instant noodle recipes, which requires 300 points.

The other part is the production process.

Most of these technologies cannot be used in this era due to limited productivity levels.

There is only one technology for dehydrating vegetable and meat ingredients, which sells for 100 points.

In other words, Li Aiguo only needs to figure out the formula of instant noodles and spend one hundred points to produce instant noodles.

So Li Aiguo decided to develop his own instant noodle formula.

However, Li Aiguo is good at eating instant noodles, such as braised beef noodles, spicy beef noodles, minced pepper fish head noodles, and Laotan pickled cabbage noodles (I have never tried them!)
But, he won't do it.

Holding the pen, Li Aiguo suddenly tilted his head and frowned: "Yes, how did Momofuku Ando from Little Devil develop instant noodles?"

The Spring Festival is coming soon.

Some dishes are fried at home to entertain guests.

Chen Xueru has been busy since morning, eating fish, meat, meatballs, sliced ​​tofu, and lotus root.

He Yuyu squatted in front of the pot to light the fire, and the oil pot was bubbling.

Chen Xueru tied her hair behind her head, put on a snow-white hood and sleeves, and dressed neatly. Then she carefully picked up a piece of fish and threw it into the oil pan.

Zizizizi!

With waves of heat.

The aroma of freshly fried vegetables pierced He Yuyu's nostrils.

With the smell of fried fish and meat, the smell filled the entire kitchen, and He Yuyu swallowed with greed.

"Want to eat? Take it, don't let your patriotic brother see it."

Chen Xueru saw He Yuyu's greedy look, picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks and handed it to her.

The fish meat was so hot that He Yuyu almost burned his hands, but he couldn't bear to throw it away. He took a small bite. The long-lost smell of the fish meat relieved his long-awaited craving.

"Busy now!"

At this time, Li Aiguo suddenly entered the kitchen. He Yuyu was so frightened that he put the whole piece of fish into his mouth. He was almost burned, but he did not dare to say a word.

Li Aiguo almost laughed out loud when he saw her little appearance, but pretended not to see it.

He took the chopsticks from Chen Xueru's hand, stirred the oil pan twice, and suddenly asked: "Xueru, let's start frying the dumplings!"

"Sands?" Chen Xueru was surprised, "Brother Patriot, fried dumplings require white flour and a lot of oil. Isn't it too wasteful? If you want to eat, I will buy some for you from the supply and marketing cooperative at the street entrance. "

"The dumplings in the supply and marketing cooperative are not as delicious as those fried by yourself!" Li Aiguo continued to induce: "Didn't the locomotive depot distribute more than ten kilograms of white flour and two pots of oil this year? Let's take it out and fry it into dumplings. Use it as a gift for relatives and friends. Secondly, if you like snacks on weekdays, you can use the dumplings as snacks."

"Brother Patriot, you are so kind~"

Chen Xueru's dark eyes suddenly filled with moisture, and a bewildered smile appeared on her face.

Li Aiguo stroked her hair gently, and his slightly magnetic voice sounded in her ears: "You are my wife, so I will naturally treat you well."

The flames in the stove flickered like warm candlelight.

Chen Xueru leaned into his arms and felt his temperature and heartbeat. The whole world was surrounded by this warm atmosphere.

At this time, an inappropriate voice sounded next to him.

"Hey, hey, it's sour, it's sour, my teeth are about to get sore." He Yuyu raised his little hand and said, "Sister-in-law Xueru, the piece of fish you gave me just now is sour!"

Only then did Chen Xueru realize that there was a light bulb next to her. She hurriedly separated from Li Aiguo and lowered her head to look at her toes.

Li Aiguo picked up a chicken leg and stuffed it into He Yuyu's mouth.

"How about it, is the chicken sour too?"

"Uh-huh, it's delicious." He Yuyu's cheeks bulged, and his eyes flashed with a look of success.

the other side.

Team Liu returned to the middle courtyard.

He summoned Yi Zhonghai, Jia Zhang and Village Chief Lao Wei together.

"The matter is already very clear. The members came to cause trouble because Jia Zhang refused to pay back her debts. So, Jia Zhang, please pay back the money of the members immediately."

"Captain Liu, how can my family have any money?" Jia Zhang was about to cry for poverty at that time.

But Captain Liu didn't listen to her and said coldly: "If you don't pay back the money, next time the members come to make trouble. No, we can't stop them from giving gifts to your family again."

Hearing this, Jia Zhang's expression suddenly dimmed.

In the past, she had always been able to act pathetic and be unreasonable.

Coupled with Yi Zhonghai's favoritism, he took advantage of the residents.

After all, the residents are city dwellers and neighbors, and they are all people with a reputation, and no one will be as knowledgeable as her.

However, these club members were all rough and tough and would not reason with her.

It's just that she is really not willing to ask Jia Zhang to pay the money alone.

Jia Zhang secretly winked at Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu.

Jia Dongxu took Yi Zhonghai's arm and said, "Master, my family really has no money now. Otherwise, you can lend my family a hundred yuan first. Don't worry, I will write you an IOU this time."

Qin Huairu also said: "Master Yi, you are almost like Dongxu's biological father, you have to help."

One hundred yuan, Yi Zhonghai really didn't want to spend this money.

But when he looked at the kind-hearted Jia Dongxu, he felt a little soft-hearted.

This child is so filial and a good boy.

"Baby, don't worry, there is a master!"

(End of this chapter)