The train driver in the courtyard

The public toilets outside the courtyard, like the faucets inside the courtyard, are important public facilities for people's livelihood.

Due to poor sanitary conditions, there are swarms of green-headed flies in the public toilets.

Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi occupied the men's and women's public toilets respectively and made a fortune in just half a day.

But the smell inside was so bad that the two of them had to run out to get some fresh air from time to time.

Jia Zhang shook the matchbox and said to Yi Zhonghai proudly, "Old Yi, my family has caught 23 flies. How about you?"

Yi Zhonghai opened the matchbox, pretended to take a look, and sighed, "I only have fifteen at home. Sister-in-law, your family is still the best."

"Of course, you can only catch flies by yourself, but I have a son! Dongxu is still in there now."

Jia Zhang would stab Yi Zhonghai whenever she got the chance.

Yi Zhonghai knew what she was thinking and did not respond.

He has already caught thirty-five flies, and it won't be long before he can surpass Uncle Sanda and get the title of Advanced Fly Catcher.

When Jia Zhang saw that Yi Zhonghai didn't respond, she immediately lost interest.

At this time, the daughter-in-law of the Wang family in the compound went to the toilet.

While stopping Wang's daughter-in-law, Jia Zhang shouted into the toilet, "Dongxu, someone is coming, please come out quickly."

When Wang’s wife heard there was a man in the women’s restroom, she turned pale with fright and was about to shout “hooligan”.

Jia Zhang grabbed her arm and explained, "Don't be nervous, Dongxu is just catching flies in there. This is to get rid of the four evils, not to be a hooligan."

A gay man went to the ladies' room to catch flies? Wang's wife rolled her eyes in anger and could only swallow the words that came to her lips.

Seeing Jia Dongxu coming out, she walked in hurriedly.

Jia Zhang looked at Jia Dongxu and asked, "Dongxu, how many did you catch this time?"

"Not even one!"

"What! Are you being lazy?"

"Mom, the toilet stinks. Why should I hide in there to be lazy? All the flies in the toilet have flown away."

Jia Dongxu thought about what happened just now and felt a little confused.

Just now, he was happily catching flies in the toilet.

I caught one after another, it was so happy.

Suddenly, the flies all flew away buzzing as if they were summoned by the Lord of the Flies.

Of course, Jia Zhang didn't believe Jia Dongxu's explanation and rushed into the bathroom.

When she came out again, her face turned pale: "It's gone, all gone, all the flies are gone, this is impossible!"

Yi Zhonghai originally wanted to make fun of Jia Zhangshi, but when he turned around and looked at the men's room, his expression suddenly changed.

He ran into the men's room in a panic.

An angry voice came from inside.

"Who stole all my flies?"

The sound floated over the wall and came to the big tree separated from the toilet by a wall.

Nan Yi and Liang Ladi looked at the two mouse-catching boards and almost jumped up with excitement.

Since the mouse trap was opened, Nan Yi threw two special ingredients to attract flies on it. Then, swarms of flies flew over and landed on the fly trap.

In less than a moment, the surface of the mouse trap was covered with a layer of flies.

When the flies landed on the board, they were instantly stuck to the glue and there was no way they could fly away.

“A great harvest!”

Nan Yi and Liang Ladi hurriedly took out chopsticks and picked up the flies and put them into a matchbox.

At this moment, a violent roar suddenly came from behind.

"Okay, so it was you who tricked the flies away from my house!"

The two turned their heads and saw Jia Zhangshi, Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai rushing in from the gate.

When Jia Zhang saw the flies, her eyes suddenly turned red.

"Nan Yi, you bastard, give the fly back to me!"

Nan Yi was a very honest person, and after being scolded, he was unable to react for a while.

Liang Ladi was born a young widow and her fighting ability was comparable to Liu Lan. How could she be frightened by Jia Zhang?

She put her hands on her waist and looked at Jia Zhang coldly: "Auntie Jia, these are the flies in your house, call them by their names.

If they agree, I'll give them all to you.

If you can’t do that, go wherever you want.”

"You" Jia Zhang was so embarrassed that her face turned red, but she couldn't say a word.

After all, flies can't talk.

The residents in the compound also gathered over when they heard the quarrel.

Everyone stood by and looked at Jia Zhang with gleeful eyes.

Yi Zhonghai saw more and more people gathering around him.

He rolled his eyes, squinted his eyes, looked at Nan Yi and said slowly: "Nan Yi, we are all residents of the same compound. If you use this thing to attract flies, other residents won't be able to catch flies. As a person, you can't just think about yourself."

"Uncle, I..." Nan Yi suddenly felt guilty. He looked at the flies on the mousetrap and wondered if he should give some away.

Liang Ladi glared at him fiercely, signaling him to be quiet, then looked at Yi Zhonghai and said, "Master, when you and Jia Zhang each occupied a toilet, what was your reason?

By the way, tell everyone that you are here to get rid of the four evils.

The four tasks assigned by superiors should be to strive for excellence and should be filled by capable persons.

What’s the matter? Now that you have become incompetent people, you start to care about fairness again?

When you are strong, you should emphasize that the strong should bully the weak.

When you are weak, you start asking others to give in to you.

You guys can twist your butts so well, why don't you go and do the Yangko dance?"

Liang Ladi was very aggressive and she pointed out Yi Zhonghai's thoughts directly.

Yi Zhonghai's face turned red and he wanted to explain but couldn't.

The residents who were watching burst into laughter.

The second aunt used to catch flies in the toilet, and now that her position had been taken away, she was resentful of the two men and took the opportunity to say, "That's right, Lao Yi, why do you only ask others to unite with the residents and help the residents, but you can't do it yourself?"

Xu Damao has now given up on striving for advancement.

Those who watch the fun don't mind the big deal: "Yi Zhonghai, you persuade others to be good people, but in fact you are asking the residents to do good things, and then you can take the opportunity to do bad things."

After saying this, Yi Zhonghai's face turned pale.

He didn't expect that his little trick was actually seen through by the residents.

"I, I'm just doing this for everyone's sake. Oops, my heart is hurting."

Beads of sweat broke out on Yi Zhonghai's forehead. Realizing that something was wrong, he immediately covered his heart and ran away.

It’s too hard to lead! These residents in the compound are becoming more and more difficult to lead.

After Yi Zhonghai escaped, Jia Zhang still wanted to make trouble and was even prepared to summon the undead.

At this time, Liang Ladi suddenly rolled up her sleeves and raised her hand.

Those eyes stared at her, as if to say that as long as Jia Zhang dared to use magic, Liang Ladi would first let her know what physical harm was.

As the number of undead summonings increased, the magic resistance of the residents in the compound also increased.

Especially since Liang Ladi is a woman who dares to sleep on a grave at night, and she has even reached the level of being immune to magic.

Jia Zhang had no physical resistance and was suppressed in an instant. She stiffened her neck and acted as if she was about to cast a spell, but no word came out of her mouth.

How funny that would be.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Qin Huairu rushed forward and grabbed Jia Zhang's arm.

"Mom, stop making trouble, let's go back."

"Making trouble? I'm the one who's doing this for the sake of our family! But you, little bitch, are just idling around all day and doing nothing."

Jia Zhang took the opportunity to scold Qin Huairu and vent her anger. Then she had a way out and took Jia Dongxu back home.

After returning home.

Jia Zhang started to spit shit.

"Liang Ladi is a bitch. Her husband died, but she didn't keep her chastity and got married. She is so shameless."

"I've heard that for a remarried woman like Liang Ladi, once she goes to the underworld, her ex-husband and Nan Yi will fight over her.

Then she will be torn in two, one for each husband."

Qin Huairu was shocked to hear that Jia Zhang was starting to be feudal again and hurriedly stopped her.

"Mom, please keep your voice down. If someone hears this and reports it to the neighborhood office, our family will be in big trouble."

"What are you afraid of? Apart from that over-the-top guy Li Aiguo, who else would meddle in other people's business?"

Although she spoke very firmly, Jia Zhang was still a little scared in her heart and quickly shut her mouth.

However, the Jia family’s predicament has not yet been resolved.

Without the flies in the public toilets, Jia Dongxu would not be able to obtain the certificate for eliminating the four pests.

Jia Dongxu came up with an idea: "Mom, I think Nan Yi's wooden board is very powerful. It can catch so many flies. If we get it, then we don't have to worry."

"Yes, son, you are so smart!" Jia Zhang clapped her hands violently.

"But can Nan Yi give that board to our family?" Qin Huairu thought the two of them were daydreaming.

Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu and suddenly burst into laughter: "Daughter-in-law, if he doesn't give it to us, can't we borrow it?"

Jia Dongxu also nodded excitedly: "Yes, yes, we are all neighbors, we should help each other, Nan Yi should lend the wooden board to our family."

Borrow. Probably steal.

Qin Huairu knew that she couldn't persuade them both, so she could only shake her head helplessly and go back to the room to coax Banggeng to sleep.

the other side.

Li Aiguo, together with a dozen masters in the maintenance workshop, conducted more than a hundred experiments on the ratio of tung oil, ink and other materials.

Finally the ratio of mouse-catching glue was determined.

(End of this chapter)