The train driver in the courtyard
Chapter 84
Chapter 84
It all happened so fast.
Everyone was talking about Guangda Weizheng in Liu Haizhong, but no one noticed Jia Zhang.
And Liu Haizhong was immersed in the compliments of the residents, and he didn't even see Jia Zhang.
By the time he saw it, it was too late to hide.
He was hit hard by Jia Zhang's savage collision.
Jia Zhang's body was fat and strong, just like an attacking wild boar, Liu Haizhong was hit and fell straight backwards.
It would be fine if it was flat, but it happened that there was a water tank behind it.
There was only a splash, and the water in the water tank splashed out, and Liu Haizhong sat down in the water tank, unable to come out again.
"Big guy, come and save me"
At first, the big guy thought that Liu Haizhong was pretending.
But seeing him thumping in the water tank for a long time, he couldn't come out, but his face turned red from holding back, and then he felt that things were difficult.
Li Aiguo, Xu Damao, Jia Dongxu, and Wang Gangzhu, several gay men stretched out their hands and grabbed Liu Haizhong's arm, pulling it out like a carrot.
"Oh, no, it hurts, it hurts."
The results were not satisfactory.
Almost lifted the water tank, Liu Haizhong's butt seemed to grow in the water tank, and he couldn't move at all.
Liu Haizhong's overalls were sticky and wet, and his hair and eyebrows were covered with water droplets.
If you put a flower on your forehead, it is simply an aquatic plant.
What, no such big aquatic plants?
That's it.
"Father, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Guangqi heard Liu Haizhong's wailing, and ran out of the house with Liu Guangfu.
He turned on the flashlight and shone it on Liu Haizhong's butt.
hiss.
hiss.
sizzle.
The onlookers gasped.
The water tank is an old-fashioned ceramic water tank with a big belly and a slightly constricted mouth.
Because Liu Haizhong is really too fat, his fat waist is just stuck in the mouth of the water tank, and it is tightly stuck without any gap.
Li Aiguo walked around the water tank, scratching his head.
"Second uncle, why don't you live here first, and when you lose seven or eight catties, you will be able to come out naturally."
"Patriotic, your second uncle is like this, can we not joke?"
As he spoke, Liu Haizhong's face suddenly became weird, from red to green, and finally purple.
Like Nima traffic lights.
"Pharmaceuticals"
Shouting a few times at the top of his voice, Liu Haizhong shivered, and said timidly, "Whose family's water tank is this?"
"Second uncle, mine." Zhang Gangzhu raised his hand and smiled innocently.
Liu Haizhong shivered again, and his voice trembled: "What did you put in it?"
"Oh, it's nothing. It's just two rice field eels given by relatives in the country. I'm going to make soup for my daughter-in-law. I haven't been busy recently, so I don't care about it."
"Eel!"
Hearing Zhang Gangzhu's words, Liu Haizhong's face turned green with fright, and he began to cry loudly.
"Quick, quick, get me out of here."
When the onlookers saw Liu Haizhong's appearance, they seemed to have thought of something, and they covered their mouths and laughed in unison.
Some little girls even blushed and turned around shyly.
But this once-in-a-century spectacle was very attractive, and they turned their heads quietly again.
Several young people who were going to come up to help backed back.
Even Jia Zhang, the instigator, thought of something extraordinary, and his eyes burst into light.
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became weird.
Li Aiguo's eyes widened immediately, and he called him a good guy in his heart.
I didn't expect that Liu Haizhong was so old, and he played quite fancy.
"Smash, smash the water tank!"
"Save me!"
"Liu Guangqi!"
Liu Haizhong seemed to be unable to bear the torture anymore, and yelled at Liu Guangqi.
Liu Guangqi picked up the bricks on the ground and was about to perform Sima Guang smashing the vat.
Brick flew into the air, but was caught by Zhang Gangzhu.
Zhang Gangzhu stared wide-eyed: "What do you mean, second uncle, my water tank provoked you?"
"No, I can't get out! Hiss" Liu Haizhong felt sour, and couldn't help sucking.
"Did I invite you to sit in the water tank, or did my water tank take the initiative to run on your ass?"
Zhang Gangzhu pointed to the water tank and said: "This is the only thought my father left me. I plan to pass it on as a family heirloom. If you want to smash the water tank now, I have to ask you to explain it to my father."
As he spoke, Zhang Gangzhu took out the butcher's knife and waved it twice in the air, making a whirring sound.
His wife Wang Gang also ran out of the house with a rolling pin in her hand.
"Who! Who! Who! Who wants to smash my water tank."
Seeing how desperate the two were, Li Aiguo narrowed his eyes slightly.
What an heirloom tank, that's pure bullshit.
He and Zhang Gangzhu bought this water tank from the grocery market under the overpass two years ago.
It only cost fifty cents in total.
The reason why the two made things difficult for Liu Haizhong was because the two families did not deal with each other.
Zhang Gangzhu's daughter-in-law, Wang Ganggang, looks big and thick.
When she first came to the courtyard, the second aunt said behind her back that Wang Ganggang had a unshaven beard, a slap on his chest to protect his heart hair, and his voice was as loud as a broken gong, and he was not a woman at all.
Somehow, these words reached Zhang Gangzhu's ears.
Zhang Gangzhu is a wife-protecting maniac, so he immediately asked the second aunt for comment.
In the end, he was humiliated by Liu Haizhong and the second aunt.
When Wang Gang came back from get off work, he immediately picked up the guy and rushed to Liu's house.
The two started a fierce battle.
Since then, a beam has been formed.
Now that Liu Haizhong is suffering, Zhang Gangzhu and his wife will naturally add insult to injury.
The two stopped there like menacing spirits, and those residents who wanted to come up to help also took two steps back.
Liu Guangfu secretly tugged at the corner of Liu Guangtian's clothes: "Brother, Dad can hold on, so don't be impulsive."
Liu Guangqi thinks so.
Under dim light.
Seeing that there was no one to help, Liu Haizhong squatted in the water tank, suppressing his soreness, and sobbing softly.
He was so wronged as if he had been ravaged by seven or eight strong men.
This big show was wonderful, but just letting him cry like this was not an option.
Besides, Liu Haizhong was on his side just now.
Li Aiguo thought for a moment, then stepped forward to look at Zhang Gangzhu: "Brother Gangzhu, the second uncle already knows that he made a mistake, so you should hold your hand high."
"Of course, the water tank is a family heirloom. If it is smashed, you have to pay for it."
Li Aiguo looked at Liu Haizhong: "Second uncle, do you think Zhang Gangzhu's water tank is worth 30 yuan?"
At this moment, Liu Haizhong felt that the thing was constantly chrysalis, maybe it would get into the intestines.
Not to mention 30 yuan, even if it was 300 yuan, he couldn't hesitate.
"It's worth it!"
He looked at Zhang Gangzhu with expectant eyes.
Zhang Gangzhu: "Okay, for the sake of the patriotic brothers today, I will reluctantly give up my family's heirlooms."
After finishing speaking, he sighed: "Father, in order to help the neighbors, the son can only feel sorry for you, old man!"
bangs:
Liu Guangqi:
Li Aiguo:
Yi Zhonghai:
Residents:
The big guys feel that they have misjudged the wrong person.
Zhang Gangzhu, a simple and honest butcher, has become cunning now.
Ask for votes... lol
(End of this chapter)
It all happened so fast.
Everyone was talking about Guangda Weizheng in Liu Haizhong, but no one noticed Jia Zhang.
And Liu Haizhong was immersed in the compliments of the residents, and he didn't even see Jia Zhang.
By the time he saw it, it was too late to hide.
He was hit hard by Jia Zhang's savage collision.
Jia Zhang's body was fat and strong, just like an attacking wild boar, Liu Haizhong was hit and fell straight backwards.
It would be fine if it was flat, but it happened that there was a water tank behind it.
There was only a splash, and the water in the water tank splashed out, and Liu Haizhong sat down in the water tank, unable to come out again.
"Big guy, come and save me"
At first, the big guy thought that Liu Haizhong was pretending.
But seeing him thumping in the water tank for a long time, he couldn't come out, but his face turned red from holding back, and then he felt that things were difficult.
Li Aiguo, Xu Damao, Jia Dongxu, and Wang Gangzhu, several gay men stretched out their hands and grabbed Liu Haizhong's arm, pulling it out like a carrot.
"Oh, no, it hurts, it hurts."
The results were not satisfactory.
Almost lifted the water tank, Liu Haizhong's butt seemed to grow in the water tank, and he couldn't move at all.
Liu Haizhong's overalls were sticky and wet, and his hair and eyebrows were covered with water droplets.
If you put a flower on your forehead, it is simply an aquatic plant.
What, no such big aquatic plants?
That's it.
"Father, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Guangqi heard Liu Haizhong's wailing, and ran out of the house with Liu Guangfu.
He turned on the flashlight and shone it on Liu Haizhong's butt.
hiss.
hiss.
sizzle.
The onlookers gasped.
The water tank is an old-fashioned ceramic water tank with a big belly and a slightly constricted mouth.
Because Liu Haizhong is really too fat, his fat waist is just stuck in the mouth of the water tank, and it is tightly stuck without any gap.
Li Aiguo walked around the water tank, scratching his head.
"Second uncle, why don't you live here first, and when you lose seven or eight catties, you will be able to come out naturally."
"Patriotic, your second uncle is like this, can we not joke?"
As he spoke, Liu Haizhong's face suddenly became weird, from red to green, and finally purple.
Like Nima traffic lights.
"Pharmaceuticals"
Shouting a few times at the top of his voice, Liu Haizhong shivered, and said timidly, "Whose family's water tank is this?"
"Second uncle, mine." Zhang Gangzhu raised his hand and smiled innocently.
Liu Haizhong shivered again, and his voice trembled: "What did you put in it?"
"Oh, it's nothing. It's just two rice field eels given by relatives in the country. I'm going to make soup for my daughter-in-law. I haven't been busy recently, so I don't care about it."
"Eel!"
Hearing Zhang Gangzhu's words, Liu Haizhong's face turned green with fright, and he began to cry loudly.
"Quick, quick, get me out of here."
When the onlookers saw Liu Haizhong's appearance, they seemed to have thought of something, and they covered their mouths and laughed in unison.
Some little girls even blushed and turned around shyly.
But this once-in-a-century spectacle was very attractive, and they turned their heads quietly again.
Several young people who were going to come up to help backed back.
Even Jia Zhang, the instigator, thought of something extraordinary, and his eyes burst into light.
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became weird.
Li Aiguo's eyes widened immediately, and he called him a good guy in his heart.
I didn't expect that Liu Haizhong was so old, and he played quite fancy.
"Smash, smash the water tank!"
"Save me!"
"Liu Guangqi!"
Liu Haizhong seemed to be unable to bear the torture anymore, and yelled at Liu Guangqi.
Liu Guangqi picked up the bricks on the ground and was about to perform Sima Guang smashing the vat.
Brick flew into the air, but was caught by Zhang Gangzhu.
Zhang Gangzhu stared wide-eyed: "What do you mean, second uncle, my water tank provoked you?"
"No, I can't get out! Hiss" Liu Haizhong felt sour, and couldn't help sucking.
"Did I invite you to sit in the water tank, or did my water tank take the initiative to run on your ass?"
Zhang Gangzhu pointed to the water tank and said: "This is the only thought my father left me. I plan to pass it on as a family heirloom. If you want to smash the water tank now, I have to ask you to explain it to my father."
As he spoke, Zhang Gangzhu took out the butcher's knife and waved it twice in the air, making a whirring sound.
His wife Wang Gang also ran out of the house with a rolling pin in her hand.
"Who! Who! Who! Who wants to smash my water tank."
Seeing how desperate the two were, Li Aiguo narrowed his eyes slightly.
What an heirloom tank, that's pure bullshit.
He and Zhang Gangzhu bought this water tank from the grocery market under the overpass two years ago.
It only cost fifty cents in total.
The reason why the two made things difficult for Liu Haizhong was because the two families did not deal with each other.
Zhang Gangzhu's daughter-in-law, Wang Ganggang, looks big and thick.
When she first came to the courtyard, the second aunt said behind her back that Wang Ganggang had a unshaven beard, a slap on his chest to protect his heart hair, and his voice was as loud as a broken gong, and he was not a woman at all.
Somehow, these words reached Zhang Gangzhu's ears.
Zhang Gangzhu is a wife-protecting maniac, so he immediately asked the second aunt for comment.
In the end, he was humiliated by Liu Haizhong and the second aunt.
When Wang Gang came back from get off work, he immediately picked up the guy and rushed to Liu's house.
The two started a fierce battle.
Since then, a beam has been formed.
Now that Liu Haizhong is suffering, Zhang Gangzhu and his wife will naturally add insult to injury.
The two stopped there like menacing spirits, and those residents who wanted to come up to help also took two steps back.
Liu Guangfu secretly tugged at the corner of Liu Guangtian's clothes: "Brother, Dad can hold on, so don't be impulsive."
Liu Guangqi thinks so.
Under dim light.
Seeing that there was no one to help, Liu Haizhong squatted in the water tank, suppressing his soreness, and sobbing softly.
He was so wronged as if he had been ravaged by seven or eight strong men.
This big show was wonderful, but just letting him cry like this was not an option.
Besides, Liu Haizhong was on his side just now.
Li Aiguo thought for a moment, then stepped forward to look at Zhang Gangzhu: "Brother Gangzhu, the second uncle already knows that he made a mistake, so you should hold your hand high."
"Of course, the water tank is a family heirloom. If it is smashed, you have to pay for it."
Li Aiguo looked at Liu Haizhong: "Second uncle, do you think Zhang Gangzhu's water tank is worth 30 yuan?"
At this moment, Liu Haizhong felt that the thing was constantly chrysalis, maybe it would get into the intestines.
Not to mention 30 yuan, even if it was 300 yuan, he couldn't hesitate.
"It's worth it!"
He looked at Zhang Gangzhu with expectant eyes.
Zhang Gangzhu: "Okay, for the sake of the patriotic brothers today, I will reluctantly give up my family's heirlooms."
After finishing speaking, he sighed: "Father, in order to help the neighbors, the son can only feel sorry for you, old man!"
bangs:
Liu Guangqi:
Li Aiguo:
Yi Zhonghai:
Residents:
The big guys feel that they have misjudged the wrong person.
Zhang Gangzhu, a simple and honest butcher, has become cunning now.
Ask for votes... lol
(End of this chapter)
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