I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 123 No matter how funny, we will never laugh

Chapter 123 No matter how funny, we will never laugh
Facing the golden dragon turtle, Yang Gui felt for the first time what Klin felt when he first saw Frieza from afar on Namek.

When I was watching Dragon Ball back then, I still felt strange, why people can’t move just by feeling the breath. Now he understands that the brain will instinctively stop some actions if the breath is too dangerous, not to mention the movement, even the thinking is like was frozen.This is the so-called "coercion".

"Dang!"

The consequence of slowing thinking is that the operation of "God" also becomes slow, which is not enough to support the flying of the imperial messenger turtle shell. The turtle shell fell to the ground, and Yang Gui and the two also landed, standing in front of the dragon turtle, facing the dragon turtle head-on. The giant dragon head of the dragon turtle.

"Roar!"

Dragon Turtle roared again, "Pick up the turtle shell, pick up the turtle shell!"

Yang Gui stretched out his hand to pick up the turtle shell and carried it on his back, showing an ugly smile, which was almost like a dragon turtle cover, "Hahaha, Brother Turtle, we are all one family. My dao name is Guixianren, and we are also brothers."

The golden dragon tortoise showed a humanized look in its eyes, "No, I seem to have heard someone calling himself Grandpa Turtle just now, how did they become brothers?"

"No, what about me, I was just joking." Yang Gui said awkwardly, "I just came out of it, and the master of the cave told us to leave."

"Nonsense, Dayu said clearly back then that only those who have the Nine Cauldrons are destined to be inherited. Do you two have one?"

Long Gui looked Yang Gui and Zhang Sanfeng up and down, obviously, neither of them had the aura of Jiuding on them, "And you, you dare to kill my kind, and call yourself a turtle fairy with a turtle shell, you have to die today. "

"No, what kind of killing, my brother gave it to me!" Yang Gui's face changed drastically, trying to defend himself.

But the Golden Dragon Turtle obviously didn't give him a chance to defend himself, so he slapped it down with one paw.

"run!"

Yang Gui poked his finger between the eyebrows, forcefully arousing the suppressed "God".Enduring the pain in his head as if it was about to split open, he tried his best to dodge the claw with light work.

"boom!"

The dragon turtle landed with one claw, and a huge deep pit was photographed on the ground.The soil splashed several feet high, and then fell like a waterfall.

"Old Zhang, are you dead?" Yang Gui shouted.

"He's still alive." Zhang Sanfeng was even a little more relaxed than Yang Gui. He had a ball of light given by a tall savage in his Niwan Palace, and if he separated a little, he easily dispelled the pressure of the dragon turtle and avoided the deadly attack. hit.

It can be seen that sometimes having cheats may not be a good thing.

"Turtles are powerful creatures, but their speed is generally slow. If we run around in circles, it may not be able to catch up with us!" Yang Gui shouted, his body erratic like a ghost, and his figure turned into seven and four. spread out.

Zhang Sanfeng also used the same method to escape.

"Roar!"

The dragon turtle roared, and its seven-meter-long body was as light as a swallow. It jumped up and followed the two of them with a light and delicate turn.

"My speed is indeed not fast in the same realm, but it is more than enough to catch up with you two little guys."

The dragon turtle opened its mouth wide and let out a breath.A powerful airflow gushes out, forming a huge air mass visible to the naked eye, shooting towards the two of them.

"boom!"

Yang Gui and Zhang Sanfeng had no choice but to try their best to prop up the strongest defense, a tortoise shell and a Tai Chi diagram were in front of them.But it was clear that the golden dragon tortoise was far inferior to those monsters before. The defense broke apart in less than two seconds, and the two of them were blasted by the air mass and flew away.

Ordinary people can only blow paper with one breath, but the breath blown by the golden dragon turtle can smash boulders.Of course, no matter what, it just spewed out air balls. Obviously, the dragon turtle didn't really intend to kill.

Looking at the two people who flew away and disappeared into the sky, Long Gui murmured to himself: "That little guy holding the sword really has the aura of Dayu in Niwan Palace. Could it be that Dayu really passed it on to them? But obviously the two People don't have Jiuding, and how did they get in?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, no matter whether the boy with the tortoise shell is recognized by Dayu or not, I will beat him up. Dare to step on the tortoise shell under his feet, it is shameless." Long Gui shook his head and slowly crawled back. Dongkou, "Ham, why bother so much, human beings can't live for a few years."

Yang Gui took one last look before being shot, and caught a glimpse of the four big characters written on the turquoise tablet made of the same material as the cave: "Tianhong Palace."

Then it seemed that a high-pressure water gun was installed in his mouth, and blood spurted out in the air like a fountain for free, and his eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness.

In the early morning of Dayan Mountain, the air was still filled with mist, and the mountain began to gradually recover under the first ray of morning sun. In the quiet surroundings, the calls of birds first sounded, followed by the sounds of various footsteps, walking and touching leaves rubbing against each other. The sounds of drinking water and drinking water all appeared one by one, gradually amplifying and regularizing.

A group of hunters held long guns, carried long bows, and wore animal skin robes, stretching out towards the mountain.

There were a lot of hunters in this team, a total of 32 people, and only such a large and well-equipped hunter team dared to go deep into the depths of Dayan Mountain where the beasts were like clouds.

The leader was telling the young man behind him: "Qingshan, after going up the mountain, you must not fall behind. Many people will lose their way when they go up the mountain for the first time. Moreover, they don't understand some dangers. Your first time coming , watch more, listen more!"

The boy nodded, indicating that he was listening carefully.

Along the way, the team of hunters strolled around the periphery like a garden, easily dismissed some small animals such as hares and pheasants, and continued to walk towards the depths.

The denseness of the jungle clearly separated a boundary, and from here, it was the dangerous area of ​​Dayan Mountain.The leader of the Hunters yelled: "Cheer up!"

These people cooperate well and have high martial arts skills.Some people fought with the wild beasts in front of them with long guns, and some people shot arrows in the distance to support them, and they quickly caught many prey.

Seeing that at noon, the hunter team stopped, and a fire was raised near the water source, and a maned wolf was placed beside the fire.

"Today's luck is really ordinary. So far, I have only got two pheasants, a maned wolf, and a warthog." A strong boy muttered, and the younger boy beside him looked at the huge wolf weighing more than 100 catties. body, thoughtfully.

The hunters began to skin the maned wolf, and the burly boy got up and said, "Uncle, I'll go find some branches and skewer this wolf."

The leader said: "Don't go too far, if you can't find it, forget it, let's just stick a gun and roast the meat."

"Understood!" The boy ran tens of meters away, searched around, and suddenly exclaimed, "Uncle, come and see, there is someone here!"

"what?"

The leader of the hunter team was stunned for a moment, then got up with a serious expression, "Qinghu, come back! Get your weapons!"

The hunters got up quickly, and picked up their spears and bows with serious faces.In the mountains, the most dangerous must be the powerful and ferocious beasts, but the most difficult to deal with are the other hunters who are also humans.

People's hearts are unpredictable.

The boy named Qinghu didn't come back, and continued to shout: "It's okay, uncle, they seem to be dead!"

The hunter leader walked over to investigate.He dragged Qinghu back to his side, carefully pushed aside the weeds and bushes with his spear, and saw two young men with their eyes closed lying on the ground. They looked about in their early 20s, they were in a mess, their clothes were ragged, and there were a few puddles on their bodies. The mottled blood stains seemed to be vomited out by himself.

He carefully picked up the wrists of the two men to feel their pulses, and breathed again, before saying, "It seems that they are not dead. But the signs of life are very weak."

The young man who was talking to Qinghu just now looked at the two people on the ground solemnly, and said to the hunter leader: "Uncle, these are probably two strong men."

"Huh?" The hunter leader suddenly raised his head and asked, "Qingshan, what do you see?"

"En." Qingshan nodded, "This is the depths of Dayan Mountain, where powerful and ferocious beasts can be seen everywhere, even if our hunter team's heroes are in groups, we must be careful, lest their lives be in danger. But these two people lying unconscious Here, let alone a day and a night, no beast dared to approach."

"Really." The hunter leader looked around, and there was no sign of any animal approaching within ten feet, "Yonggui, Yongfu, take the two of them." The leader greeted.

"Yes!" Two people came up, picked up the two people who were lying on the ground, and carried them to the river to put them down.

"Uncle." Qing Shan frowned, "They..."

"I understand your concerns, Qingshan. However, we human beings can survive in this Dayan Mountain by watching and helping each other, and because we have more emotions than animals."

The leader pressed his hand and said, "If you can help, please help. Otherwise, human beings are weaker than the herd. If everyone only cared about protecting themselves, the hunter villages around Dayan Mountain would have died out all these years ago."

"I understand." Qing Shan nodded without saying much.But for the rest of the journey, his attention has been on these two people.

"what……"

With a cry of pain, Yang Gui twitched his hands and feet twice, and when he woke up, he found that his whole body was shaking.The eyelids seemed to be extremely heavy, and they couldn't be lifted no matter what.

Yang Gui simply didn't try to open his eyes and sensed the breath.Through the perception of breath and the flow of the surrounding air, Yang Gui closed his eyes, and within a few feet of his body, it was no different from opening his eyes.

He found himself among the crowd, being carried on his back. Judging from their movements and the weapons they carried, this should be a group of hunters going into the mountains to hunt.

"Little brother, are you awake?" The hunter leader heard the groan and came over to check.

"Thank you for saving me." Yang Gui closed his eyes, opened and closed his lips slightly, and made a weak voice.

"You're welcome. We're all living in Dayan Mountain. It's nothing to help. Drink some water." The leader handed the water bag to Yang Gui's mouth, and fed him a couple of sips. "What's wrong with you?"

"Meet a group of big monsters." Yang Gui drank the water, and the cold flowed into his body, feeling his breath became smoother, and it became easier to speak, "I'm new here, so I don't know why there are so many huge monsters in this mountain. All extremely vicious."

"The herd!" The hunter leader's face became serious, "Little brother, when and where did you meet?"

Yang Gui tried a few times and found that he could open his eyes, so he opened them and looked around.He had a good perception, this group of people wearing animal skins looked like hunters, and a black-faced man next to him was holding a water bag, and he should be the one who asked him.

Yang Gui turned his face towards the man to show respect, "Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say."

The leader nodded, "Don't worry, we are hunters, we will not be afraid."

Yang Gui took a deep breath and said, "We encountered huge monsters in the cave, let alone some, um, the biggest ones are about ten or twenty feet long, and they are very powerful."

?

The leader froze.

"Monster! It's the kind of big monster that is tens of meters long, do you understand!"

"Understood, you continue to speak."

"They chased us in groups, and they were in the cave on the mountain in front. Crayfish, the size of their claws, wanted to pinch me, so I killed and ate them. There were a group of centipedes, wild wolves, and strange birds. Come after me."

"puff……"

The hunter carrying Yang Gui couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Yang Gui asked.

"I remember happy things."

"What are you happy about?"

"My wife is having a baby."

"Puff...hehehe..."

The leader tried his best to hold back, but he couldn't help it, and he also laughed.

"What are you laughing at!" Yang Gui glared at the leader.

"My wife has also given birth to a child." The leader hurriedly tried his best to think about all the saddest things in his life.

"I repeat, I'm not joking!"

"Ahem, little brother, let's get down to business. The herd you're talking about, are they ferocious?" The leader finally stopped laughing and continued to ask.

"It's not fierce or not, they are the kind with high IQ, just like human beings, and later there was a big golden turtle with a dragon head and a dragon tail, who could communicate with me, and finally opened its mouth and spit out an air cannon, killing us Blow up, blow up here."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

The person carrying Yang Gui laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath.

"You are too deceitful! I have endured you for a long time!" Yang Gui shouted.

"My wife has given birth to a child..." The man argued weakly.

"Little brother, we have been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh." The leader said sternly, "Unless we can't help it."

"Why don't you take care of me like this, little brother, you follow us first, and if we encounter a situation, there are many people so we can take care of you."

"Okay, you must be careful, it's very dangerous." Yang Gui warned.

The hunters happened to be resting at this time, they put Yang Gui and the two down, walked aside to check their equipment and replenish their strength.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

There was a wild laugh not far away, and Yang Gui leaned out with difficulty, only to find that the hunters were conscientiously stringing their bows.

"Little brother, is there anything else you want to add?" The leader looked at Yang Gui.

Yang Gui shrank back again.

"Hahahahaha!!" Yang Gui could hear the hunters laughing as they kept hitting the ground with their guns.

Yang Gui stuck his head out again and glared at them, but what he saw was the hunter rubbing oil on the blade.

In the end, the leader was kind-hearted, walked over to Yang Gui with a suppressed smile, and said, "Little brother, I'm afraid you were too frightened and started talking nonsense. How can there be a beast of more than twenty feet in this world, even if it is a legendary monster?" The beast isn't that big either."

The hunter with Yang Gui on his back also said: "Yes, what kind of tortoise that can spit out air cannons? Our Tengjiazhuang ancestors have lived in Dayan Mountain for generations. If there is such a thing, we will not be able to reproduce today."

The hunters next to him could finally laugh out loud, and they collapsed on the ground laughing with their stomachs in their arms.

The hunter leader finally stopped, and said: "You two are skinny and tender, you should be from the city. When we finish hunting, we will send you back. Speaking of which, you two are really lucky. At least you are in a coma. One day and one night, but no beast came to eat you."

"Uh……"

At this time Zhang Sanfeng also came to his senses, "Old Yang, are you still fucking alive?"

 The major revisions that violated the rules before completely disrupted my thinking, and I am still in a daze until now. Writing seems to be dystocia and annoying.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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