I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

The Wu-Tang teaching season has begun.

Even though there were only three students on the mountain, there was still a feeling of excitement.

"Zhang Xue, if you bully your uncle again, watch me beat you to death, you little bastard!"

"Zhang Jing, if you try to beat up your classmates again in class, get out of here and stand!"

"I can hear you guys arguing from the bottom of the mountain. Your class is the noisiest on the entire mountain!"

"Uncle Yang, we are the only class on the mountain. And didn't you fly back? Where did you hear us from the foot of the mountain?"

"How dare you talk back? If you talk back again, your homework will be doubled!"

"Oh, trash, you are truly the worst class of students I have ever taught."

Yang Gui walked out of the classroom with a dark face, immediately put on a bright smile, and tiptoed out to find Zhang Sanfeng to eat hot pot.

"You're dragging me down again." Zhang Sanfeng and Zhou Yixian had already eaten. "I'll wait for you alone every time."

"Hey, you don't understand."

Yang Gui sat down, cut off the brain meat from Longshoufeng's "Dragon Sheep" hand, picked up the whole plate, and poured it all into the pot.

"Do you know how good this feels? Oh my, I feel so good!"

"Look, what am I talking about? This person has already become a psychopath. He is mentally abnormal." Zhang Sanfeng curled his lips.He is a devout believer in Taoism, advocating tranquility and inaction, and being able to strike before anyone can take action. He is very indignant at Yang Gui's behavior of forcing others to get involved.

"Hey, Lao Zhang, you said that again." Yiyi Xian expressed a different opinion, "What's wrong with letting the child learn more? If he learns more now, he will achieve more when he graduates from the school, just like I tell you, a good teacher like Lao Yang, I can’t even ask you for help.”

"Damn it, don't tell him this. He's never even held a woman's hand. How can he understand the hearts of us parents?" Yang Gui and Yi Xian formed a two-on-one situation and angrily yelled at Zhang Sanfeng, "Old Zhou, If you don’t want to drink, I stole the best bamboo leaf green from Zheng Tong of Qingyun Gate.”

"Drink! Come on, fill it up."

Although Zhou Yixian is not yet 50 years old this year, he does not resent being called "Old Zhou" by an old monster who is over 100 years old. Instead, he enjoys it. He believes that this title has a "fairy spirit". The sense of immortality further helps him pretend to be an expert and deceive.

Zhang Sanfeng watched in stunned silence as the two unscrupulous people hooked up and committed adultery.What do you mean I don’t understand your parents’ thoughts? Do you, old turtle, have any children?
He snatched the wine jar from Yang Gui's hand and poured himself a bowl. "You don't even let Master Tao pour you wine first. Do you still have me as the leader in your eyes?"

"Are you sick? Aren't you a teetotaler?"

Yang Gui reached out and snatched away the wine money in front of Zhang Sanfeng, drank it all in one gulp, looked at him sideways and said: "Besides, you are the founder of a sect and have made others isolated in your sect. You have to look for more reasons for yourself. If one slap can’t make a difference, why don’t we isolate others?”

"Say it again? There are only three of us at the top of Wudang Mountain, so you have to have others to isolate yourself from!"

Zhang Sanfeng's eyes widened. He felt that Yang Gui's moral limits had once again been lowered since he met Zhou Xian.

The three of them finished their meal happily, and Yang Gui strolled back to take a nap. His voice came from behind, "Lao Zhou, I've taken over your afternoon knowledge class."

"Occupy again!" Zhou Yixian's eyes widened, "I've only had two classes a month and a half into this semester. Are you sorry? What should I say when this student asks!"

"Harm, just say you are sick, this is not very simple."

Yang Gui didn't take it seriously, "Or maybe you went down the mountain to commit fraud and let people find out and reported it to the officials. You were arrested by the officials and put in jail for two months... Hey, this is good, just use this, your class will be in the next two months. Lao Zhang and I are separated."

Not to mention Zhou Yixian, even Zhang Sanfeng couldn't help but say, "No, Lao Yang, you let someone take your body? With your indolent human nature, when did taking classes become your hobby? The key is to take so many classes, you What on earth were you thinking?"

"You don't understand, this is going to be a groundbreaking feat."

Yang Gui's face was full of longing, "After they finish high school, they can basically finish the basic accumulation of Taoism and choose their own 'Tao'. At that time, I will start the unified college entrance examination and let them choose the direction of application."

"Speaking of this, what is the difference between what you call university and primary and secondary schools?" These days, Yang Gui was either in class or making up lessons, or preparing lessons and how to torture the students. Zhang Sanfeng didn't even pay attention. Ask him.

"Hmm, there's just one thing. After four years, when you graduate, you have to create your own technique and keep it within the sect. Those whose duplication rate exceeds 10% will not be allowed to graduate."

When Yang Gui talked about this prospect, his voice trembled with excitement, "When our Wudang becomes bigger and stronger and involves all the sects in the world, we will hold a unified admissions examination for higher education throughout China, and you can apply for various Martial arts, talents in various training directions.”

"Are you sick?" Zhang Sanfeng's eyes widened, "Do you know how difficult it is to be creative like this?"

"Undergraduate students can have a little innovation, while master's students must have higher-level innovations. If a doctor wants to graduate, he must produce innovative results at the level of 'Taoism' before he can be allowed to graduate."

Yang Gui said: "Otherwise, you will be a student for the rest of your life. Lao Zhang, think about it, there is a group of highly educated students who can do things for you at any time. If you want to make elixirs, they will light fires for you. If you want to create achievements, they will organize documents for you. , what a happy world that must be!”

"Hey, this is what you are talking about..." Zhang Sanfeng thought about this scene for a while, and was obviously immersed in it, "Hey, Lao Yang, why do you think you have such a brain? You are still the bad one!"

"Right, when our Wudang has formulated unified standards, we will ask every graduate with a bachelor's degree or above to make a copy of the secrets of the exercises they created and put them in our Wudang Sutra Pavilion, etc. If they want to check for plagiarism, we have to come to Wudang and check for ten taels of silver at a time."

When Yang Gui said this, his spittle floated to the sky, "At that time, hey hey hey hey!"

He couldn't even imagine how much fun it would be to face this scene.

"That's it!" Zhang Sanfeng nodded heavily. He could keep quiet about other matters, he could strike before anyone else, and he was more involved than anyone else in matters related to the development of the sect and his disciples.

Do you think that Mount Taishan Beidou, which is on par with the thousand-year-old Shaolin Temple, can be built from a wild mountain in 30 to [-] years?

"I'll go back and write the lesson plan right now and compile it again. Lao Zhou, please leave quickly. Do you want me to send you to the Yamen prison with a flying sword? How about this, Lao Yang, you can take 2000 taels of gold and give it to the officials in the city. Son, let him give Lao Zhou a heavy sentence, giving him a 30-year sentence."

Zhou Xian:?

If you want to get involved, why are you sacrificing me?
Zhouxian was so frightened that he burned more than 140 talismans and fled directly from Wudang soil to "Heyang City" in the south of Qingyun Mountain. Then he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Two psychopaths."

Yiyi Xian cursed secretly, held up his "immortal guiding the way" flag, wiped a pair of sunglasses from his arms and put them on his face.He got these sunglasses from Yang Gui. When Zhou Xian found out that wearing these sunglasses on his face, his success rate in deceiving was more than twice as high as before. Many people just looked at his image and thought he could really calculate. Something comes.

These sunglasses are made of the finest black jade crystals from the Immortal Mountains outside the East China Sea, and are made by sacrificing the water of the East China Sea. They are pure Nine Heavens Divine Weapons.Yang Gui had to practice this thing himself. After he took it away, Yang Gui scolded him for two weeks and had to fly overseas to find the materials again.

It's just that with Zhou Xian's cultivation, even if he was given the Nine Heavens Divine Weapon, he wouldn't be able to exert much power.Of course, if he didn't push it, no one would have thought that the strange thing on the nose of an old liar would be a nine-day magic weapon.

Immortal Zhou Yi shook his bell and strolled down the street, "Fortune, fortune telling, yin and yang, five elements, ten hexagrams and nine spirits. Hey, this benefactor, I see that your seal is black and there is evil between your eyebrows. There will be a bloody disaster in the near future. ah!"

On Wudang Mountain, Zhang Sanfeng asked worriedly: "If Old Zhou goes down the mountain by himself, won't there be any danger?"

"Don't worry, he has more experience in the world than you. He can't die if anyone dies."

Yang Gui took out a pair of large round sunglasses that looked more like a blind fortune teller and put them on his face, and said: "Besides, he still has this thing in his hand. I sealed three powers in it, so I met someone of Tian Chengzi's level. There are enough people for him to escape.”

Tianchengzi: 6
In the original work, Yi Xian's spell can even temporarily block the demonic Dao Xuan. Although he is now in his 50s and 300s, he is far less skilled than the [-]-year-old him in escaping. But with Yang Gui's power, he will not be able to escape after all. What danger could there be?

"What do you think is going on with Lao Zhou's cultivation? He can't improve no matter what."

Zhang Sanfeng had a headache. Ever since Yi Xian came to Wudang Mountain, Yang Gui and Zhang Sanfeng had tried various methods such as magical secrets, spirit gathering and body irrigation, and panacea, but no matter what method they tried, they could not improve Yi Yi Xian's cultivation.

It was like there was a huge vacuum cleaner inside his body, and as soon as the spiritual energy was poured into his body, it would be sucked out.

"Forget it, it should be the will of heaven." Yang Gui guessed that the person who was the incarnation of the author in the original work had a lot of knowledge and should have some limitations.

But he was too lazy to ask Heaven for such a trivial matter. The Kapibala Heaven of Zhuxian World would reply with "Yeah" or "Yeah" if he asked anything.Although his sanity is very high, communication is as difficult as the half-finished way of heaven in Jiuding World.

It's not troublesome enough to ask it once.

In the afternoon, the children, who were filled with joy and were looking forward to going out to give lectures, only saw Zhang Sanfeng, an old man, pushing open the door and walking in.

"Teacher Zhou was caught for committing fraud. This semester's physiognomy and knowledge classes will be divided between me and your uncle. Is there no problem?"

"Ah~~"

The students' wails came from the classroom.

"Well, okay, since everyone has no objections, let's start the class." Zhang Sanfeng started the lecture with a Yanggui attitude.

"In this lesson, we will talk about the role of the 'Thirteen Swords of Shenmen' in fighting. Today's homework is to choose the correct way to fight the enemy with the Thirteen Swords of Shenmen for twelve different fighting scenes."

Yang Gui and Zhang Sanfeng have long discovered that in the world of Zhu Xian, whether it is the Shura world or the human world, it seems that the main way everyone fights is to fight with magic, that is, to use magic power or magic weapons to attack each other from a distance.

This is actually normal, because they need to use magic weapons to fly. Of course, they stand still and spend most of their energy on blasting out the torrent of magic power, which is more cost-effective.

In short, they are a group of mages, and Zhang Sanfeng and Yang Gui happen to have the most wonderful melee moves.

This part has naturally become the focus of Wudang teaching, and it will be the feared signature of Wudang disciples in the future.

Of course, in addition to this, there are also training materials specially customized by Zhang Sanfeng and Yang Gui.In the world of Jiuding, they have the practice of mass-producing innately strong people, and even strong people in the virtual realm. Nowadays, it is easy to create a person who can "enlighten the Tao" level.

You must know that in the original work, Lu Xueqi and Lin Jingyu only practiced the Xuanqing Dao of Tai Chi, and they were promoted to the realm of Shangqing in ten years.

The days of practicing in the mountains went very quickly, and 12 years passed in the blink of an eye.

In the square in front of Zixiao Palace in Wudang Mountain, three Wudang disciples were standing with their hands down, waiting for the results.

In the past 12 years, they have completed primary and secondary education. Half a month ago, Zhuxian World just experienced the first-ever "National Unified Examination for General College Admissions."

Although there are only three people, Yang Gui said that in order to standardize the procedures, the order of taking the exam, filling out the application form, and submitting files must be strictly followed from the beginning.

"Uncle Master, you did well in the exam. Have you signed up for the Kendo major?"

Twelve years have passed, and Zhou Xingyun and Zhang Xue have grown from the two brats they were back then into two heroic young men.Because of Zhang Jing's practice of the exercises created by Yang Gui and Zhang Sanfeng, he even looks younger and looks like his son, just like the two brothers.

Zhou Xingyun has a very good foundation. His father, Yi Xian, has an immortal spirit. This is why he has been able to successfully deceive many times. 21-year-old Zhou Xingyun has sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes. He has a long body, a sword on his waist, and a robe behind him. Floating, looking like a peerless swordsman!
He smiled and said: "It's okay. When I was a child, the evil spirit of the white tiger filled my body. Uncle Yang told me to learn this method and get twice the result with half the effort."

Yang Gui and Zhang Sanfeng are both strong men who are proficient in many "Tao". Although they are not majoring in Tao, they are more than enough to guide an undergraduate to get started.Not to mention undergraduates, it will be no problem to teach them until they have Ph.D.

"I want to learn Uncle Yang's Turtle Style Qigong, but I don't know if I can be admitted. If it doesn't work out, I'll switch to the Tao of Speed ​​major. I can't be like my father and learn the Tao of Strength."

Zhang Xue looked a little nervous.

"Stinky boy!"

Zhang Jing slapped his son on the head and said, "What's wrong with the way of strength? If you can defeat ten with one force, then I will be called a powerful one!"

"Come on, you are so bulky and ugly." The conceptual conflict between Zhang Xue and Zhang Jing was just like the conflict between Yang Gui and Yang Guo back then.

"The admission results are out."

At this moment, Zhang Sanfeng appeared in front of the hall, holding a piece of paper in his hand.

But before he started reciting, he saw a flash of inspiration. Immortal Yi Yi appeared in the square of Zixiao Palace holding the secret of Earth Escape.

"Lao Zhang, Lao Yang, something bad has happened!" Zhou Yixian shouted breathlessly.

"Lao Zhou, please be patient for a moment. We are notifying you of the admission results now."

"If you still have time to worry about that, there are only three of them on the mountain. Keep everything simple. Listen to me talk about the big things first." Yiyi Xian shouted: "The Demon Cult is coming!" (End of Chapter)