I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 279 If you don’t even eat boys and girls, how can you call them monsters?
"Uncle Taishi Zhou!"

Zhang Xiaofan was surprised and happy.

He had just encountered a catastrophe and was able to successfully escape. When he saw his elders, he was naturally happy.

But I was shocked, this person was not here to take me back, right?

After these 300 years, Yiyi Xian has not made much progress, and Zhang Sanfeng has also crammed in Yiyi Xian's cultivation level.

"You kid, I haven't seen you for a long time. I heard that you are thriving in Qingyun Sect."

Yiyi Xian had no intention of taking him back. He patted his shoulder with a smile and said, "Biao, when you grow up, you are taller than me."

"Ashamed, ashamed."

Zhang Xiaofan rubbed his head in embarrassment, "It was too easy in Qingyun Sect, which led to an inflated mentality. I was beaten so hard not long ago that I almost lost my life."

Although Zhang Xiaofan received orthodox full-time education from the Wudang Sect since childhood, and because of his status, Zhang Sanfeng, Yang Gui, Yiyi Xian, Zhang Jing, and Zhang Xue all often received one-on-one instruction in person, so they matured earlier mentally and had a broader vision. .

But when he entered Wudang, after all, he was still a ten-year-old child who had no experience in the world.

There are many things that cannot be seen or thought clearly, and we do not have a deep understanding of them.

After going down the mountain this time, I felt a lot of customs and regulations that were inexplicable in the Wudang sect before, but I was no longer so disgusted with his father's habit of escaping.

It's a pity that he is now a serious disciple of the Qingyun Sect. Even if he can reconcile with his father, he will not be able to return to Wudang.

Of course he didn't want to go back.

Although he can figure out some things, he is still a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, who wants to have multiple fathers in charge of him?
"Oh, I heard Xiao Wan talk about this."

Zhou Yixian nodded, "But you are a blessing in disguise. It looks like you are almost reaching the bottleneck of junior high school."

"Ah~"

Zhang Xiaofan drawled a long voice, "Is that tiger lady really Uncle Wan Tai's wife?"

"It won't be long before you have to call me Taishi Auntie." Zhou Xian laughed and said, "That's not bad. Do you know how many times a day Xiao Wan would be killed by these tiger ladies when he was at his peak?"

"Ah? Kill?" Zhang Xiaofan was shocked, weren't they husband and wife?

"No, Lao Yang even taught her the Sacred Heart Technique, so you just want to go." Zhou Xian said with a wicked smile, not caring at all about the life and death of his cheap nephew.

"Hiss...it's too miserable."

Zhang Xiaofan suddenly felt a dark cloud above his head. He wondered if he should keep a distance from this old lady Baguio. That Youji was regarded as Baguio's godmother, and he had watched her grow up since she was a child.

Looking at You Ji’s humanity, how can Baguio be better?
Looking at Wan Jianyi's current virtue, will Baguio's future spouse have a good ending?

Zhang Xiaofan's good impression of Baguio, which arose just because they spent time together and revealed their feelings to each other, was immediately extinguished.

"It seems that Uncle Yang Taishi was right, women are savage beasts." Zhang Xiaofan sighed.

"Do you believe him? He himself has not been in love for almost 500 years. What this old bachelor says is untrustworthy. You know how happy it is to have a family and have children and grandchildren around your knees."

Zhou Yixian said as he pulled out a little girl from behind, "Xiaohuan, come meet your eldest nephew."

"Uh……"

Zhang Xiaofan looked at the seven or eight-year-old girl and was speechless for a moment, "No, what's the situation? Uncle Xingyun is also married?"

"He's got a bad ass!"

Zhou Yixian became angry when he talked about this, "This traitor, he didn't get married when he was over 300 years old, so he practiced his bullshit swordsmanship. He missed the golden time of 350 years old, and may never have children in his life. Wouldn't the old Zhou family have no descendants?" I see that all his cultivation has gone down to the dog’s belly!”

"Ahaha..." Zhang Xiaofan could only laugh next to him, "Then this is..."

"Humph, if he doesn't give birth, I won't be able to do it myself?"

Zhang Xiaofan's eyes widened: "Teacher, you are always getting stronger..."

"Fuck you, what are you thinking about? I picked this up in Heyang City, not long after you ran away from home."

Zhou Yixian said angrily: "At that time, I saw a little girl who was only two or three years old lying on the side of the road. She was dying of hunger and could not even cry. I felt soft-hearted and picked her up.

Unexpectedly, this girl was so smart despite her young age that she stopped crying immediately. When I saw it, I realized that she was really destined for me, so I recognized her as my granddaughter.Stop talking nonsense and kneel down and kowtow to see your aunt. "

"彳庍口巴." Although Wudang was not in the mood to kneel down, and Yiyi Xian was just joking, but now that he is here, Zhang Xiaofan cannot avoid calling him aunt. He cupped his hands towards Xiao Huan, "My nephew Zhang Xiaofan, I’ve met my aunt.”

"Big nephew." Xiaohuan beamed and handed over the candied haws in his hand, "Here you can eat."

"Hey!" Zhou Zhou blew his beard and glared in an immortal manner, and leaned down to rub Xiaohuan's face: "You little girl, grandpa is so kind to you. You usually don't even give grandpa a candied haws to eat. This is terrible. Fortunately, the first time I met this kid, you actually ate it!"

He turned his head and saw Zhang Xiaofan opening his mouth to pick up a candied haws of water from a bamboo stick, and he was even more angry, "Don't you know that men and women are not close to each other? Go, go, get out, stay away from my granddaughter!"

"Hey, ancestors, I don't dare to say no to the elder's gift." Zhang Xiaofan chewed the hawthorn proudly. Not to mention, it was sour and sweet, and it tasted really good.

Xiaohuan was still talking stupidly, "That's right, grandpa is so stingy. Why don't I give my eldest nephew a little greeting gift?"

"What do you know? You know."

Zhou Yixian angrily pulled Xiaohuan behind him and hid him, "This boy is not a good person. His father is so human. He will take you as a child bride and raise him for ten years. When you are eighteen, he will let you marry this man." What should I do, kid?”

"I think your thoughts, Patriarch Zhou, are too dirty." Zhang Xiaofan couldn't help crying or laughing, "Besides, even if my father were human again, he wouldn't think of Xiao Huan. She is still a child!"

"What does he care about?" Zhou Xianxian glared, "Go, go, get out of here."

"Okay, okay, get out of here. Come back and help me take care of all the ancestors and my grandfather and father." Zhang Xiaofan patted his butt and left.

"Hey, you kid has learned to be polite."

Zhou Yixian raised his eyebrows and said, "You can leave later. You have a big opportunity here today. If you look carefully here, you should be able to gain something."

After saying that, he took Xiaohuan and left, determined not to let his granddaughter have any contact with Zhang Xiaofan.

"Opportunity?" Zhang Xiaofan was stunned.

He did not doubt what Zhou Xian said.Maybe Zhou Xian was an old liar 300 years ago, but with the help of his fragments, Zhang Sanfeng deduced the art of fortune-telling and physiognomy, which can almost be regarded as the ten hexagrams and nine spirits.

But, of course, fortune telling can be relatively easy, but true fortune telling requires mana.Although Zhou Yixiang's Xian Daoxing is not shallow, he is lazy and usually still cheats when he can.

This does not mean that he does not have the strength.

But Zhang Xiaofan looked at the stone tablet with "Xiaochi Town" written on it, and then looked around. What chance could there be in such a broken town, which was similar to Caomiao Village but slightly larger in scale?

Just as they were talking, they heard the sound of a gong, and the mayor issued a summons, hoping that some practitioners could come and help them get rid of the fox demon.

Zhang Xiaofan moved his eyes and moved closer.

The situation was like this. A three-tailed demon fox moved to a cave ten miles away from Xiaochi Town. It often came to catch people's cattle, sheep, pigs and chickens to eat.

Xiaochi Town is just an ordinary town, and it can’t stand having livestock taken away all the time.And although the fox demon will not take the initiative to hurt people, if anyone dares to stop it, it will be beaten up, and some may even fall down and die of serious injuries.

The townspeople had no choice but to collect money and hope that the practitioners would help them get rid of the demon.

Ordinarily, they would not be able to wait for anyone to help them in this life. After the three-tailed demon fox had eaten almost all the livestock, everyone could no longer survive and left their hometowns. The Xiaochi Town was scattered, and there would be no immortal cultivators passing by. For these 500 taels of silver Come and help.

It's just that they were very lucky today. First came the disciple of the Lord of the Diamond Sect, and then Zhang Xiaofan, the young chief disciple of the Qingyun Sect and the first in the Seven Meridians Martial Arts.Even in the second half of the journey, I met Baguio, the daughter of the Ghost King.

Needless to say, the rest of the process goes without saying. With Zhang Xiaofan’s current strength, the copy of Demon Fox is a push.

The only six-tailed demon fox that had the strength to compete with Zhang Xiaofan was already dying, unable to move, and even unable to maintain his body, showing his prototype.

The two fox lovers cuddled together and questioned Zhang Xiaofan.

"You humans can kill livestock and eat meat, but we can't kill humans and eat meat. What's the point?"

"Who said I'm here to reason with you? I took 500 taels of silver from someone to kill you. I used people's money to eliminate disasters. You should prepare to die."

It's a pity that Zhang Xiaofan is not the Zhang Xiaofan in the original work. Especially after meeting Zhou Yixian just now, the Wudang smell brought by Yang Gui is so strong that he can't let go.

"Also, let me tell you, you guys, the layout is really too small."

The two foxes were stunned when they heard this. Who is this person? Shouldn't the righteous people condemn us monsters with righteousness and righteousness, and then kill them with thunderous hands?
What the hell is he talking about? Even if our situation is small, we will steal human livestock and have enough to eat. How big a structure do we want?

"Xiaochi Town is a small town. How much property can the townspeople have? If you catch a pig today and a cow tomorrow, how long can they survive? When they can no longer live a sustainable life and leave their homes one after another, and Xiaochi Town is broken up, where will you find it? Food? This is called 'fishing in the dry lake'."

I saw Zhang Xiaofan talking freely, which seemed to have the intention of attracting the demon fox into the transfer organization.

"You guys, you look like uneducated monsters at first glance. You should first show your supreme power and scare the townspeople, and then let them use the town's efforts to make offerings to you during the holidays based on their harvest and property.

As for you, you occasionally use your magic power to help them do something to ensure that the weather is smooth and that there are no monsters to invade.When the time comes, let alone the three-animal sacrifice, even if you want to eat boys and girls, they will be able to come up with it. "

Zhang Xiaofan's words made the two foxes' world views overturned. With such a dirty heart, are you a monster or are we the monsters?
Sure enough, humans are really terrible.

"When hundreds of years pass, over time, this place will even form a unique sacrificial custom. Not to mention Xiaochi Town, even the surrounding humans will come to offer sacrifices, and even appear. Because of your efficaciousness, from hundreds of people Human beings who come from thousands of miles away to make wishes.”

Zhang Xiaofan continued: "Don't say you are protecting yourself when the time comes. Even if there are righteous people who want to kill demons, these mortals will protect you and claim that this is their custom and culture and cannot be destroyed. That's a good life. It’s called moisturizing!”

After Zhang Xiaofan finished speaking, he noticed that the two foxes looked at him with big eyes and small eyes.

"What are you doing? Why do you look so surprised? Isn't this the basic operation of monsters? Don't tell you that you haven't heard of it."

The two foxes shook their heads as a matter of course. They were confused when they heard this, and they felt so terrible that the nine tails of the two foxes became mosquito coils.

"You see, this is the disadvantage of not studying. You don't even eat boys and girls, how can you call them monsters?"

Zhang Xiaofan was heartbroken and took out a name card, "Take this, if you mention my name in the Wudang tutoring class, you can get a [-]% discount. Study the cultural classes carefully and don't think about killing every day."

The three-tailed demon fox took it blankly.

"Okay, you can die." Zhang Xiaofan nodded with satisfaction.

"No, aren't we allowed to study?" the three-tailed demon fox said in shock.

"Ah, I just finished everything I should do. I recommend you to study. This is a necessary process. As for whether you can go, it depends on your luck."

Zhang Xiaofan spread his hands and said: "Obviously, you are unlucky. Not only have you killed ordinary people, but you also had strong subjective malice. It is intentional homicide, so you will have no choice but to die."

"Didn't you just say that we should make our situation bigger?" the three-tailed demon fox said angrily.

"Yes, but I didn't say that my layout must be big."

Zhang Xiaofan didn't talk nonsense to them, he used the Thunder Spirit Pearl to strike out with thunder and lightning, chopping the two foxes into charcoal, then used the Sapphire Fairy Sword to cut them into eight pieces, and finally used the Fire Spirit Pearl to roll up the underground magma and burn it to ashes.

The education he received in Wudang, let alone monsters, even if a cultivator maliciously kills ordinary people, they must be killed with a sword, let alone two giant foxes.

He knew that the two foxes had a reason. The six-tailed demon fox was not going to die soon, and the three-tailed demon fox was upset. But if this was the reason for killing people, then Zhang Xiaofan, who saw someone being killed today and didn't kill monsters, was also upset because he didn't kill monsters. Of course, that was also the reason. .

"It's time to get rid of evil!"

Zhang Xiaofan clapped his hands and picked up the small mirror with the jade ring from the ashes of the corpse.

This small mirror is warm to the touch and can even absorb the flames of the Fire Spirit Pearl. It is obviously a higher level than the Fire Spirit Pearl.

But the Fire Spirit Pearl is already the best among the Nine Heavenly Divine Weapons. If it goes higher, wouldn't it mean that it is the same level of magic weapon as the Zhuxian Sword?
As for magic weapons of this level, even Immortal Zhou Yi, whom Zhang Xiaofan had just met, only knew one.

"The Mysterious Fire Mirror of Fenxiang Valley?"

Zhang Xiaofan picked up the small mirror, weighed it twice, and then hid it.

"What Ancestor Zhou said is indeed true. What a great opportunity."

Zhang Xiaofan was satisfied, but at this moment Baguio appeared in front of him again.

"Zhang Xiaofan, will you go to the East China Sea with me?"

(End of this chapter)