I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

"Oh, shit, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you can't do that!"

The immortals quickly stepped forward to stop him.

Regardless of the fact that the general's position is low, he usually acts like a slave, serving the Jade Emperor. But the rank is not low, he holds the position of Heavenly General. How about Li Jing? When there is no war, I am just on the same level as him. I also wonder, if I am not close to people, how can I serve the emperor personally?

Back then, the position of General with the Rolling Curtain was personally conferred by the Jade Emperor. Among the guards of Nantian Gate, he ranked in the first echelon, much higher than the Four Heavenly Kings.

They are all heavenly kings, so Li Jing can still meet the officers one level higher by virtue of his status as a military leader. How can watchdogs like the four heavenly kings compare with the emperor's personal attendants? The key point is that the roller shutter general is usually approachable, helps with many things, and is quite popular.

Yu Qing, the rolling curtain general is usually very helpful to many gods; Yu Li, a general of this rank cannot be killed just because of the Jade Emperor's casual words. Therefore, there was a lot of noise in the Lingxiao Palace, all of which were urging the Jade Emperor not to use swords and axes without permission.

"How can your majesty, who is the Great Heavenly Lord, kill a general without any guilt?"

"How is it that he is not guilty? This glass was given to me by the Dragon Dynasty of the West Sea. He broke such an important treasure. Isn't this enough of a death penalty?" The Jade Emperor was still angry and said angrily: "Destroying the tribute, this is not enough. If I don’t behead, where will my face be?”

The Jade Emperor moved out for a good reason, face. Many times it is not Haotian who has to have this face, but the Jade Emperor who has to have it, because the Jade Emperor represents heaven, and the majesty of heaven is inviolable.

Therefore, there was no rainfall in Fengxian County for three years, which was stated in the laws of heaven. Even Sun Wukong could only say, "I can't explain it, and heaven will punish him soon." He honestly let Fengxian The commander-in-chief of the county burned the book and confessed his sins, and then the rain fell.

Of course, this kind of thing is nonsense in Yang Gui's opinion. When Yang Gui takes over the law of heaven, the first thing he has to do is abolish the mentally retarded law of heaven where face is a matter of life and death.

It’s just now...

The Jade Emperor's reason for finding the land was reasonable, but all the immortals secretly criticized him in their hearts.

"Didn't you break this yourself? How can you blame the curtain general?"

"What the Dragon King is, he's not qualified to go to court. Does the Dragon King of the West Sea know that what he sent can cause the death penalty of General Curtain Curtain?"

If the Dragon King of the West Sea knew about this, he would be really scared to death.

The Han generals in the heaven had no choice but to strip off their nominal superiors' clothes, pin them to the ground, tie him up, and carry him outside the Lingxiao Palace.

The general who broke the jade glass originally happened at the Peach Party. According to the plot, it should be the time when Sun Wukong was not invited. Because Sun Wukong ate up all the peaches, there were no peaches in the Peach Conference, and the Jade Emperor's face was dull. He happened to meet him and dared to break the imperial cup. He became furious on the spot and beheaded him.

This time, because Zhang Sanfeng's Taiji Avenue blocked the sky and the sun, that was far more infuriating to the Jade Emperor than the absence of peaches at the Peach Festival. In addition to anger, it was more panic. It was Yang Gui's fault that General Rolling Curtain suffered misfortune in advance. The butterfly effect.

"Alas." When the Barefoot Immortal arrived, this good old man in heaven couldn't bear it. More and more people came out and called his Majesty, shouting: "Your Majesty, General Roller Curtain has been working hard for many years. He has no merit but hard work. This time he broke the jade glass unintentionally. I have suffered the loss on behalf of others, so please spare my life.”

Even if the Barefoot Immortal said it euphemistically, in order for others to come forward to plead for mercy, he would have to use a sky mirror to restore the surveillance of the crime scene to see who broke the glass.

"Your Majesty, please have mercy!" The immortals also bowed their hands and begged for mercy on behalf of General Curtain Curtain.

"It's against me, it's all against me! I want to kill someone, but why can't I kill him?" The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth, "Okay, okay, good people will let you do it, right? The sky is not stable, and I will be the one who falls and suffers a disaster!"
The Jade Emperor has gone through one thousand, seven hundred and fifty calamities, each calamity lasting one hundred and twenty-nine thousand six hundred years, a whole Yuanhui. How can others know about the many sufferings involved?

120,000 years. Do you know how I got here during these 1,750 and 129,600 years? When he first experienced the calamity, more than 200 million years ago, it was still the Triassic, and dinosaurs had just appeared not long ago.

The Jade Emperor was also feeling miserable. There would be no flat peaches, and at worst he would lose some face. If the sky was not stable, it would be another 120,000 years of suffering. Do you advise me to be kind? Then you can overcome the disaster for me!

The Jade Emperor really wanted to say that he should not advise others to do good without suffering others' suffering, but it would be unreasonable for him, the majestic Jade Emperor, to argue with a group of ministers and immortals in the Lingxiao Palace. Finally he sighed heavily, sat back on the dragon bed, waved his hand impatiently and said:
"Since all the ministers have begged for mercy, I am exempted from death. The death penalty can be avoided, but the living penalty cannot be escaped. Take off the immortal body of this animal, bring it down to the mortal world, find a river and release it, and wash it away day and night. Every seven days, thousands of flying swords will pierce the heart. For once, go for it.”

From this point, it can be seen that the Jade Emperor is not as good as a mortal emperor. He has to dictate the imperial edict himself, and even "I admire this" does not have a eunuch to help him read it.

The general who was rolling the curtain quickly knelt down on the ground to thank him as if he had been pardoned. But he didn't notice that many old gods around him looked a little ugly.

This kind of punishment method of telling him not to die and being washed away by the water spirit, isn't that the punishment Yuanshi Tianzun gave Shen Gongbao? Thinking of the Sangmenxing, it's strange that many old gods on the list of gods can have a good face.

The Jade Emperor seems to be compromising, but in fact he is secretly beating himself up.

The general who rolled up the curtain was dragged out and thrown into the mortal world. What happened here, Li Jing gritted his teeth and braved the almost suffocating atmosphere in the court room. He tentatively opened his mouth to break the silence: "Your Majesty, would you like to operate this sky mirror yourself? ?”

"I am a master! This powerful magic can only distinguish subtle details. I don't know where they are in such a large range. The more subtle it is, the harder it is to find it? I don't understand this principle, but I still think of myself as a general. Stupid. Egg." The Jade Emperor flicked his sleeves and turned away, "Retreat!"

"??? What the hell..." After being scolded for no reason, Li Jing got angry and kicked the sky mirror and went back.

"Oh, what a bunch of trash, I'm so angry!" In the harem courtyard, the Jade Emperor was cursing on the lounge chair with his legs crossed.

"Please calm down for a while. After all, you have so many people who treat you as the real emperor. Why aren't you better than before you became a god?" The Queen Mother stuffed a piece of three-thousand-year-old flat peach into the Jade Emperor's mouth, and took the rest herself. I ate it whole and my mouth was full of juice.

"What do you say about today's matter? It's over like this?" "What if it doesn't end? I can't find it, and I can't calculate it." The Jade Emperor frowned, reached out and took another three-thousand-year-old peach, so as not to let the Queen Mother secretly When given the opportunity to operate, I just put it to my lips and gnawed on it:

"The three realms have been stable for so many years. It is said that it would be difficult for another Daluo Jinxian to emerge. It is simply unbelievable to have such great power. Besides, who can cultivate such great power..."

"Don't think too much. After all, you are a quasi-sage of three corpses. Now in the three realms, except for the Tathagata Buddha who is blessed by the Western religion, who is your opponent?"

The Queen Mother gave the Jade Emperor a white look, and immediately removed the entire fruit plate containing the peaches, "It is better to be still than to move. Now you are on the bright side, jumping up and down, but it is easy for others to see through the reality. It is better to be quiet. When they come to cause trouble, we will deal with it.”

"You are talking about lightness. The sky is not stable. I am the one who will fall down and endure the calamity. The Queen Mother does not have to go down and endure the calamity."

The Jade Emperor...or it should be said that Haotian, who had taken off the mask of the Jade Emperor at this time, rubbed his head with a tired face and said: "Oh, if I had known that the Jade Emperor was so tiring, I shouldn't have told him that I wanted to do something else. What a career."

At that time, although Haotian and Yaochi were just boys under Hongjun, they were also creatures transformed by Taozu himself. They had followed Hongjun longer than any other saint, and they also had a sense of arrogance in their hearts.

Seeing several senior brothers establishing big religions one after another, Haotian also proposed to start a career.

It must also be said that Jun, this master, is really worthy of his job and gave his full support. Originally, Haotian only wanted to establish a great religion and not fall behind others. Unexpectedly, Hongjun just waved his hand and asked him to establish the Heavenly Palace and become the co-lord of the three realms.

Everyone knows what happened later. With just Haotian and Yaochi, the process of starting a business was very difficult. During this period, there were countless turbulences and unstable weather conditions. Almost all of the 1,750 times he went down to the realm, which amounted to more than 200 million years of disaster, were what he encountered at that time.

This is normal. Of course, a mere boy has no dignity. How can he compare with his direct disciples who have become saints? Having no choice, he lowered his face and begged Hongjun again, begging him to give it to him. Hongjun still treated his own family well, asking for people and giving money to others.

There was no one in heaven and there was no majesty in heaven, so he just took advantage of the calamity and asked the three religions to sign a list of gods, pushing this catastrophe from unknown to a fixed one.

But even so, what Heaven did was still tasteless. Haotian did not get the pleasure of proving his worth from the profession of being the Jade Emperor, and he did not find the slightest sense of attention that he originally imagined to be admired by thousands of people like a few senior brothers establishing a great sect.

Although in name and in reality, the power and majesty of the Heavenly Court, which is recognized as the organization that controls the order of the three realms and enforces the laws of heaven, far exceeds the sum of the three religions of the Kunlun Three Friends and the Western religion.

"So, if you are not afraid that the children of a wealthy family will ruin your family's fortune, how much money can you spend on eating, drinking, and having fun? What you are most afraid of is that the children of this wealthy family want to prove themselves. That is the source of trouble."

Yaochi swatted away the hand that Haotian stretched out to try to steal the peach, "If you eat my peach again, believe it or not, I will scratch your face? I will make you go to court within two years. This Queen Mother, I Let it be for you.”

"You want me to be the one I am? The Jade Emperor went to be the Queen Mother. Listen to what you are saying." Haotian said it very forcefully, but in fact he secretly retracted his hand. He was a little undecided, wondering whether he should tell Yaochi about his plan with Tathagata Buddha.

Now if she eats a three-thousand-year-old flat peach, she will get slapped with shame. If she really wants to carry out the plan of seeking scriptures from the West as planned, then she must not be allowed to scratch it to pieces?

The two of them lay in the imperial garden for a while, but Haotian still felt uncomfortable all over his body, as if there were thousands of thorns on his body, and he felt so tingling all over his body.

He stood up from the recliner and said, "No, I'm still worried. I'll go to the West to discuss it with Tathagata Buddha."

"What are you afraid of?" Yaochi was lying under the shade of a tree to take a beauty sleep. Her interest was disturbed and she was very angry. "Such a big Jade Emperor, do you look down on heaven or yourself?"

"What do you know? If he can take the initiative to knock on the door, no matter how capable he is, I will capture him. The fear is not that he will cause trouble in heaven, but that he will disturb the heaven." The Jade Emperor said angrily.

Play with violence? The Jade Emperor had to laugh out loud. A mysterious strong man who could not be found unexpectedly exposed himself and came to the door? You must know that the current heaven is the enforcement agency of heaven and the supervision of the order of the three realms. This is the decree of heaven, which is the so-called destiny of heaven in the world.

Not to mention big Luo and quasi-sages, what can just one or two saints do? Can the Heavenly Palace and the Lingxiao Palace be shattered? Can the order of heaven be shattered? If he was really beaten to pieces, Haotian wouldn't have to suffer a headache. Then it would be Hongjun's turn to suffer a headache.

But it would be terrible if this person secretly caused trouble. Normally Haotian is not afraid, but now that Destiny has established a great rise in the West, seeking scriptures from the West is a specific implementation plan that conforms to the way of heaven. During this period, the way of heaven is manifested, and any two-corpse quasi-sages can bring disaster to the heavens.

The quasi-sages of the three realms are all under the control of Heavenly Court and Lingshan, or under surveillance, so there is no need to be afraid, but if an inexplicable quasi-sage suddenly appears, let alone destroy the general trend of heaven, even if it is changed to one or two points, Then there will be disasters that turn into calamities.

If a calamity really comes, even the Heavenly Court will be in danger of being replaced again. Among the Dragon Han First Tribulation, the Lich Tribulation, and the Conferred God Tribulation, which one is not the one that re-establishes the co-lordship of the Three Realms? It's better to change the co-leader. At the beginning, Taoist ancestors said that "the saints will not enter the wilderness unless they measure the calamity." Now that the calamity has come, won't the saints come too?
How destructive the saint is can be seen from the fact that the ancient continent was shattered into four major continents. Haotian could not rest assured about something that might cause calamity.

Haotian's worries are reasonable, but Yaochi is concerned about one thing.

"Who are you calling an old woman?!"

Seeing his teeth and claws spread like a lion standing up to scratch his own body, Haotian was so frightened that he ran away. While running away, he cursed: "You ladies are simply unreasonable!"

Daleiyin Temple.

Tathagata Buddha was meditating on the Dharma when suddenly a brick flew in. The Buddha's light under the lotus platform was barely blocked, and he was hit in the face by the brick.

"Shush, shush!"

Tathagata Buddha turned around and saw Haotian hiding in the corner pointing his finger at him, "Come here!" (End of Chapter)