I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 467: Taibai Venus, non-stick pan in heaven

"Besides, even if you become a Buddha by then, why don't you just go back to Huaguo Mountain? You will still receive your rank, benefits, and a free life. Do they still dare to let a Buddha work every day?"

Yang Gui continued to work hard to deceive Sun Wukong.

"Okay, okay, if that's the case, then I'll go into the water and go to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea first." Sun Wukong finally couldn't stand Yang Gui's deception and was about to enter the game.

"Remember, I am proud to eat seafood. It doesn't matter if you have more or less pearls, clams, corals, etc. You must give me more king crabs and lobsters!" Yang Gui chased behind his butt and ordered.

Their father is kind and his son is filial, and they are in a happy state. The two of them on Fangcun Mountain are about to explode.

"Tathagata, are you done yet? What happened again?" Haotian didn't take off his court clothes, and was still dressed like the Jade Emperor. Obviously, he was extremely anxious for Tathagata's summons this time.

"The spies sent out were killed." Tathagata Buddha said with a solemn expression.

"Just kill him. Aren't you originally a spy to test the Protector's strength?" Haotian didn't take it to heart. "You guys from the West can't die as spies and ask us in heaven to give you." Give me a pension."

"That's the right thing to do, Your Majesty, Lingshan Great Leiyin Temple is a subordinate unit under the heaven..." Before Tathagata Buddha could finish his words, he saw Haotian rolling up his sleeves and planning to beat him.

"Are you busy?"

"Isn't asking for court subsidies a serious matter?" Tathagata Buddha is telling the truth. All plans and the like can be postponed for a while. Learning Buddhist scriptures from the West and becoming a saint are all things that will happen later. The subsidies and pensions from the court should be dealt with first. That's true in the hand.

"I will stop Lingshan's funding for next year!" Haotian was furious. Lingshan asked me for subsidies from Heaven. Isn't that the same as funding an enemy? What if a thousand years from now, the world only knows about Buddhist temples but does not worship heaven? Who am I going to find to reason with at that time?

"No, it's been more than three hundred years!" Tathagata Buddha knew that the next year Haotian mentioned would definitely not be a year on earth, but a year in heaven. He quickly begged, "Less, less, a hundred years, okay?"

Although Xitian Lingshan is now a wealthy man, he seems to be so rich that even the Buddha's face is made of pure gold. In fact, the old people in Western religions know that they dare not spend a penny. In the West, starting from the two saint leaders, ancestors have Barren, scared of poverty.

The two direct disciples of Tathagata Buddha Anankasyapa, the majestic Arhat Venerable, and the mighty Daluo Jinxian still went down the mountain in person to perform rituals for people. The price is also clearly marked, so no one can be deceived.

"At least two hundred...what do you want to say!" Haotian swore that he really wanted to send troops to attack Lingshan now.

"Oh, after the spy died, his strength was cultivated. Now Sun Wukong and the people behind him should know that this person is not a demon, but one sent by us from the West." Tathagata Buddha finally got down to business. Speak up.

"Farewell." Haotian stood up, turned around and left.

"Hey, uncle, don't leave!" Buddha Tathagata hurriedly tried to stop him, "What do you think we should do about this?"

"Who are you and us? It's all done by you, Xitian, and you have a trading relationship with our heavenly court? Your demon king's Buddhist dharma has been exposed, so he has to admit his fault, right?"

Haotian really couldn't stand this cheap nephew who didn't do things carefully, and felt that he was fooled by lard when he asked him to be his ally.

"Don't worry, there will be no problems in Heaven and Lingshan. In the future, Huaguo Mountain will report to heaven, and we in Heaven will send out a joint investigation team and a special task force to find out the truth of the matter and bring justice to Huaguo Mountain.

The Western Heaven is still the Western Heaven, but you, the Lord of Lingshan and the Abbot of Daleiyin Temple, definitely don’t want to take the position. Let’s find someone with brains to promote Western Heaven to learn scriptures. I think Maitreya is good. If we really can't raise Guanyin's status by half a level, she now enjoys the treatment of deputy Buddha level, right? Just give the Buddha a seat and let her do it. "

"It's not easy for anyone to do it. The opponent is too strong. It's not a matter of planning to use force to break the law." Tathagata Buddha also felt very confused about this kind of thing. "So what I mean is, can it be based on the power of heaven?" Come forward with your identity and test Huaguoshan head-on. At least no one will die."

"You want to bring the matter to an open level for discussion?" Haotian glanced at Tathagata.

"We can't keep it on the surface. Now this person has made it clear that he knows everything about us. At least he knows everything about Xitian's Buddhist scriptures. Our little trick is to come to someone's house and tear one apart, and then throw it all in our face. It's obvious that what we want is one initiative.”

Having said this, Buddha Tathagata felt that his already big head had grown a little bigger. "Obviously, he has taken our lifeline, and we have to give him the initiative. His meaning is very obvious, otherwise we should give up." He joins in and plays chess, or he flips the board.”

"Yeah, now it seems that he does have the ability to lift the chessboard." Haotian looked at the horizon and hesitated for a long time, then narrowed his eyes and said, "But I just don't know if he can do it again after seeing the light. Turn over the table."

Regarding this, both Haotian and Tathagata are very confident. Again, the Three Realms are now so stable that they are almost entering deathly silence. It is no longer possible for one person to overthrow a large force with his fighting power.

According to their estimation, the man behind Huaguo Mountain should be a Quasi-Sage with Two Corpses, but even if it is unexpected, what can a Quasi-Saint with Three Corpses do? Even if Ancestor Styx suddenly pops up to join forces with Kunpeng, what will happen?

"Okay, I will send Taibai Jinxing to the lower realm to announce the edict and summon this person to heaven." Haotian is not afraid that the person behind the scenes will not come out. As long as he has the slightest idea about learning from the West, he cannot hide behind the scenes forever. Not coming out.

So almost two months later, Yang Gui saw a kind-hearted old man with a white beard in the sky above Huaguo Mountain.

The Taibai Venus pressed down on the auspicious clouds, reaching the Huaguo Mountain. The clouds stopped in mid-air, and the voice of the Great Lu resounded all over the mountain like a bell: "I am an angel sent from heaven. I have a holy purpose here. Please come up to the world and report it as soon as possible." !”

"My king has gone out, it's been a few months, and he hasn't come back yet!" General Beng had to be the first one to jump out and tell the people in heaven about Sun Wukong's whereabouts.

"Contact him quickly. God has summoned you. I don't have much time." Taibai Jinxing is a famous good old man in heaven. He is kind and kind to everyone. He is even more loyal to the Jade Emperor. He is jokingly said to be the eunuch in heaven. . But no matter how good a person he is, he can't be approachable to a group of wild monkeys and monsters. Taibai Jinxing still has this majesty. In fact, it is not only there, but also very big.

After all, he is also one of the Five Star Lords of Taoism, the Western Jinde Taitian Haoxing Lord. In the original book, when he went down to the lower world, he usually wiped out the monsters around him. Do you really think Gengxin Jinde Xingjun has no edge?
Taibai Jinxing's voice became louder and louder: "It's been a long time, and your overthrow will only happen in an instant. In a moment, you will have all the ghosts and monsters in the mountain scattered, and the mountain will be burned... Ouch!"

Taibai Jinxing's threatening words with a dark face had not yet ended when he suddenly felt an unstoppable force coming towards him, as if he was struck from mid-air by an invisible giant hand and fell to the ground.

"Hey, hey, hey, you're bragging, gods are rubbish!" All the monkeys laughed, and then dispersed, jumping around the Taibai Venus, and some exposed their lower bodies and peeed directly. Fortunately, they didn't go towards the Taibai Venus. Otherwise, the old man would inevitably be in a bad mood today.

"Hey, I have such a bad temper!" Taibai Jinxing fired his sword energy into the sky on the spot and was about to kill all these monster monkeys. However, his sharp sword energy was only three feet away from his body and was obliterated by something invisible.

"Where is the master here, playing tricks on me?" Taibai Jinxing knew that there was a master here, but he didn't expect him to be so tall. He didn't show his face, and he couldn't use his magic power at all, just like an ordinary person.

But he still maintained the majesty of heaven and said: "The angel has something important to do. Your Excellency relies on your strength to stop it. Aren't you afraid of divine punishment?"

"The Purple Sky Divine Thunder is controlled by the Heavenly Dao. It is born and extinguished by the Heavenly Dao. When will it take its turn to reach the Heavenly Court? Even if it is an ordinary thunder method, the Heavenly Rules must be reported in advance and the Jade Emperor's will can only be struck."

Yang Gui's laughter drifted all the way from Shuiliandong. "How can you, Jin De Xingjun, have the confidence to think that the Jade Emperor will sacrifice heaven for you and bring down thunder and disaster, just because you are the Jade Emperor's hardcore dog-legger and acting eunuch?"

"Oh, I..." Taibai Jinxing seemed to use the White Emperor's Sword Qi to fight this unknown person on the spot, but after thinking about it, he suppressed his anger forcefully.

Yang Gui was right after all. Although he has full functions, he is the acting eunuch of Heaven. He has always been concerned about what the Jade Emperor thinks and what the Jade Emperor is anxious about.

The Jade Emperor specifically asked him to come down to earth to summon the leader of Huaguo Mountain, but he didn't mention that it was a monkey head. Is a mere mountain monkey king worthy of the Jade Emperor personally ordering him to Zhao'an?

Could it be that there are actually experts in this Huaguo Mountain? These monkeys are just local mountain spirits. In this case, no matter whether he wins or loses, he, Taibai Jinxing, will not take action, otherwise he will be responsible for ruining the Jade Emperor's important affairs.

So Taibai Jinxing performed a face-changing act in front of Yang Gui's eyes. He changed into a gentle smile, cupped his hands towards the top of the mountain and said, "Fellow Taoist, is this an expert hermit in Huaguo Mountain? Taibaijinxing serves the Jade Emperor. I will come down to earth and ask my Taoist friends to go up to heaven to explain the imperial edict.”

Look, this choice of words and sentences suddenly becomes much more regular.

"Your sword energy is quite good," Yang Gui's figure seemed to slowly condense out of thin air, then became lighter and thicker, and finally condensed into an entity. He stood next to Taibai Jinxing and spoke, shocking Taibai Jinxing. "It's a good thing you didn't let that bully see you, otherwise he would have insisted on following you to heaven."

"Ah?" Taibai Jinxing was startled, and then he became confused about what Yang Gui said. What a monkey, does this person really have a monkey demon as his subordinate?
"Fellow Taoist, do you have any acquaintances who like swordsmanship? He is just not talented. Among the five star kings, Jin De Xingjun is quite knowledgeable about this sword energy. If my fellow Taoist does not give up, Xiaoxian can also retain some swordsmanship. , it should be a greeting gift to those around you."

"It has to be Taibai Jinxing. This emotional intelligence is unparalleled in the entire heaven. Look how comfortable these words are."

Just now Taibai Jinxing spoke in a superior tone, but Yang Gui was not polite to him. Now that Taibai Jinxing has taken the initiative to show his kindness, Yang Gui can't afford to embarrass him. "Please go to the cave and talk about it."

After saying that, Taibai Jinxing felt the scenery around him change. When the scenery stabilized, he was already in a cave-like mansion made of stone. It is quiet and elegant, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and there is the sound of rushing water outside the cave. It feels like a cave heaven and a paradise outside the world!

"Fellow Taoist, this cave is a great place to go!" Taibai Jinxing didn't bother about Yang Gui's strength. There were too many powerful powers in heaven, and there were countless who were stronger than him. He only wanted to know about the Water Curtain Cave. The scenery is amazing.

"I am the master of the Water Curtain Cave, and I am one of my own with you, the Jade Emperor." Yang Gui waved his hand, took out two bottles of Coke and handed them to Taibai Jinxing, "Why did he just ask you to come down to me today?"

"Ah?" Taibai Jinxing felt that everything in Huaguoshan's group was unexpected. Just for a moment, Coke spurted out and hit him in the face.

He wiped his face and said with a wry smile: "Fellow Taoist, every step of the way is really unexpected by Xiaoxian. Since we have friendship with His Majesty, it's easy for us to talk about it. Your Majesty is summoned, and I hope you can ask Friend Taoist to accompany Xiaoxian to heaven." ”

"You have to think about it. If I go to heaven, the situation will not be easy to deal with." Yang Gui looked at Taibai Jinxing with a smile and said: "Why don't you go back first and ask the Jade Emperor whether he will come down to me or I will go up. "

"Well...since fellow Taoist has such concerns, Xiaoxian should go back and report to His Majesty before making a decision."

Although Taibai Jinxing is very loyal, it does not mean that he does not fish. Both of you are quasi-sages. I can barely manage to be a Taiyi Immortal. I can't get involved in the affairs of big shots like you. I can only pass on the news. Since you asked me to ask, I will go back and ask.

If anything goes wrong, you, the Jade Emperor, will be responsible anyway. As one of the first important ministers to follow the Jade Emperor in Heaven, Taibai Jinxing had been in the officialdom for so many years and had long since become a non-stick pan.

There is no way for me to take the blame!

Taibai Jinxing had a meal at Yang Gui's place, then turned back to heaven to report.

"What did you say? We are old acquaintances of me, and you asked me to go down to earth to see him?" The Jade Emperor felt a little regretful when he heard the echo of Taibai Venus.

If I had known that I would travel incognito as Haotian and discuss it with Tathagata Buddha, now it would be great. As the Jade Emperor, in the Lingxiao Palace in front of all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, if I agree to Yang Gui Wouldn't it appear that he has something in his heart? What is he afraid of?
He could only say: "Xingjun, don't worry. The people in the mountains and wilds have never seen the world. I am the co-lord of the three realms and the master of heaven and earth. I am upright and can tell people everything. Please reply to the immortals on the earth. If you have anything, I will do it." If he can bring it to heaven, I can make the decision for him."

"Okay, that's what you said." Yang Gui's eyes lit up when he received Taibai Jinxing's reply. (End of chapter)

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