I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 469 Commander-in-Chief of Learning from the West

The Lingxiao Palace was full of chickens and chickens. There are many who ask questions, inquire about information, and ridicule the Jade Emperor. Even in the end, there were people drinking and boxing, dancing in public, and sleeping.

There is no way, gods, what matters is a person's whim, do you really want to say, "Your Majesty, are you my slave master?" Dream on you!
In the original work, Sun Wukong's wild monkey didn't even have a formal appearance when he went to the temple. When he saw the Three Pure Ones, he was called "Lao"; when he met the Four Emperors, he was called "Your Majesty", and he and the other gods were all brothers. Today he travels east and tomorrow he wanders west. , the clouds go and the clouds come, the whereabouts are uncertain. Not to mention those old gods who have been around for a long time.

The group of Eight Immortals held a meeting and sang songs behind the Panlong Pillar, which was considered restrained. The boy of Emperor Donghua has already begun to engage in sales fraud in the hall. The three officials of heaven, earth and water opened an altar to do fortune-telling, and the four heavenly masters sold evil talismans.

Lord Shui Dexing and Lord Huode Xing sprayed fire and water in public and performed tricks. Jiuyao Star Lord showed his own starlight to compete with others, illuminating the Lingxiao Palace with light pollution. Twelve Yuanchen and Erbasu discovered their true colors and were playing beast fighting, and the five elders around them opened the handicap for people to place bets based on their high status.

Yang Gui, the culprit, was still shouting: "Junior brother, look at this, it looks like a busy city. If you are like this, I don't want anything else for you. You want me to set up a morning market in a nearby area. Then we will How about a 30-70 share, plus I’ll pay you extra taxes and get some private money from Junior Sister Yaochi?”

The Jade Emperor's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. Some people believed that he had been to Africa during the calamity. He finally couldn't bear it anymore and burst out in the hall, roaring angrily: "That's enough! Stop it all! What does a grand court meeting in heaven look like? Does it still look like a god!"

"What does it mean to be like a god? What does a god look like? A god has to pretend to be a grandson with a straight face every day like a sworn enemy. He has to kneel down to greet you when you come to the hall. Who decided it? You decided it?"

There were many gods on this day who did not look up to the Jade Emperor. Taishang Taiwei, relying on his seniority as the Supreme Heavenly Emperor, did not pay attention to the Jade Emperor at all. He curled his lips and said: "The laws of heaven do not stipulate what gods are like. We'll just do whatever we want, and it won't work if you decide. Besides, it's just you..."

Taiwei Tiandi moved his eyes downwards and landed on the hands of Yang Gui and the Jade Emperor, "You two have been tugging at each other in the court hall, and you still haven't let go of your hands. How dare you tell us this and that?"

"What the hell..."

The Jade Emperor really wanted to maintain the majesty of the emperor, but he was always overwhelmed by the greed of these people. This is the reason why he has been the Emperor of Heaven for so many years but has no majesty. We are all old gods, who is one level lower than whom?

Even after the Conferred God Tribulation, the positions of gods were assigned on the Conferred God List, and their positions were determined. Most of the senior immortal emperors still had the same virtues as before. The Jade Emperor really had nothing to do with them, otherwise he wouldn't have hugged Hongjun's thigh and cried for help.

And he really wanted to take his hand out of Yang Gui's hand, but he was not a Saiyan, and anger could not enhance his strength. Yang Gui used the way of nature to transform all things in heaven into the space in his hands. In his hands was the entire world. How could the Jade Emperor escape?

From the moment he entered the palace, the authority of the Jade Emperor, who acted for Tian Tiao, was taken away and returned to Yang Gui's hands. If the Jade Emperor could break away from the rules of heaven, he would have become a saint long ago. Why would he be such a useless emperor?

"Brother, who are you and what do you want to do!" Haotian was really convinced. He had no choice but to surrender and beg for mercy, "Please let me go first. We have something to discuss."

Although Haotian was forced to surrender, he also felt a strange feeling, as if something that had been hanging on the top of his head for a long time had disappeared, and there was an incomparable sense of relief that he had not felt in many years.

The usual Jade Emperor is the Jade Emperor, and Haotian is Haotian. When he sat in the position of the Jade Emperor, everything could only be done by Tian Tiao, and he felt more like a puppet with independent authority: after he went to court, he was still Haotian, but once he went to court, he would be Haotian. It can only be the Jade Emperor.

But at this moment, he could feel that as long as he wanted to, he could tear off this dragon robe at any time and become his own Haotian again. Of course, the power to represent and interpret Tiantiao would also disappear.

But what wasteful person is willing to have this kind of power? For the sake of Tian Tiao, he even pushed his own sister to the bottom of the mountain. Damn Tian Tiao!
But of course, after all, he still wanted to face shame. Even if he was not the Jade Emperor, he was still the veteran of the Three Realms, the second strongest person, and the Three Corpse Quasi-Saints. He could not tear his clothes in public, so he could only discuss it with Yang Gui in a good voice. :
"Let me go first, let's sit down and talk, who is it? Li Changgeng, please bring a chair for this great immortal!"

"Your Majesty, you can order someone else, I can't touch you!"

Taibai Jinxing is currently in a tight siege. A group of gods are grabbing her and tearing her sleeves apart. They are asking about the specific steps. How can she have time to move a chair? Barely shouting a response from the crowd was enough to prove that he was indeed the most loyal minister inside and outside heaven.

"I'm really convinced." The Jade Emperor looked around helplessly at the messy Lingxiao Palace. Is there no one available in this huge heaven? He couldn't help but feel regretful in his heart, "It's better to kill General Rolling Curtain too early..."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I'm here!" Hearing a majestic shout, a burly man in armor ran over with a "吭哧吭姧" card, placed it in the middle of the hall, and held it with his sleeves. After wiping it, he stretched out his hand and said to Yang Gui: "Shangxian, please take a seat!"

"Okay, okay, I know you are an honest minister. Of all the civil and military officials in the dynasty, you, Bian Zhuang, are the most loyal!" The Jade Emperor finally calmed down:
"You have been in the position of Marshal Tianpeng for a long time. I think it is time to add more responsibilities to you. According to my will...forget it, you can take it yourself. I will also make you an emperor, and I will make Bianzhuang the North Pole Dharma. Lord Tianpengdu Marshal Cang Tian God, Yuzhen Shouyuan Zhenjun.”

It's good to be the emperor of Heaven. Although there are no eunuchs to announce the decree, which seems a bit shabby, the Jade Emperor does not need other ministers to participate in political affairs. It does not matter if all the other gods object to it. As long as the laws of heaven allow it, it is very efficient.

Marshal Tianpeng looked at the light rising from his body, which was the God-given mana brought by the promotion of his official position. He knew that the matter was done, and he quickly knelt down excitedly to thank you, "Thank you for your kindness, Your Majesty. I will be ashamed of Your Majesty. Even if you die!"

"Pooh!"

Li Jing, who was nearby, hit the palm of his hand hard with his fist, "I was a step too late and let Marshal Tianpeng beat me to it."

The Jade Emperor here has no time to talk nonsense with these losers. Although it is also important to have a few more people who are loyal to him, the more important thing is obviously the person in front of him.

He stretched out his hand to move the chair to the side of his bed and placed it. He stretched out his hand and said, "Sir, please, please sit down. Let's sit down and talk."

"It's done." Yang Gui made a "pop" sound and fell into the chair next to him. The mana in his hand flowed, turning the chair into a sofa, and his body quickly sank into it.

He groaned comfortably and said lazily: "Junior brother, you see that you are not as good at enjoying it as our teacher. The teacher has already used this sofa. Why is your grand heaven still a hardwood chair?"

The Jade Emperor's eyes twitched when he heard this. You are so slandering the way of heaven. Are you not afraid of the purple sky thunder striking you? He tentatively said: "Are you... the disciple that the master has accepted again?" "Yes! I personally taught Xiaomeng Mengmen." Yang Gui straightened up his chest confidently, patted his chest, and then patted himself back on the sofa, " Teacher gave me the last piece of Hongmeng Purple Qi, do you understand what this means? "

"I understand, I understand." The Jade Emperor's face turned green. Could he not understand the Hongmeng Purple Qi? When Zixiao Palace was competing for position, he had personally placed those futons stuffed with Hongmeng Purple Qi. Only a few hundred years have passed, and the situation of several saints weighing on top of our heads has happened again.

"No, that doesn't mean saints can't..."

"Hey, what are you afraid of? I'm not a saint. Hongmeng Ziqi is a saint. When it comes to taking advantage of the loopholes in heaven, our teacher is not more experienced than you?"

Although Yang Gui is now a saint, he became a saint by the way of nature, which is a state of "pseudo-harmony" and can be regarded as a "little Hongjun", so he can bypass the original regulations. However, this is too troublesome to explain, and there is no need to explain it in such detail.

"Brother, stop talking, brother, I'm so scared." The Jade Emperor made Yang Gui turn pale with fright. Although his Lingxiao Palace is not in the highest level of the sky, it is the closest place to Tiantiao, which is right above his head. Hanging on, the most powerful place of Zixiao Divine Thunder is on his seat.

"Haotian has met senior brother." The Jade Emperor stood up from the dragon bed and saluted Yang Gui.

He was very hesitant in his heart. He originally thought that he was at most a three-corpse quasi-sage. If he was lucky, he was just a two-corpse quasi-sage with some peculiarities. He and Tathagata Buddha were both easy to handle. Even if they had some benefits, they still had to Look at his face.

Unexpectedly, such a great god is coming now. If it weren't for the general trend of heaven, he and Tathagata Buddha would have been eliminated directly. It depends on what others can do.

The gods in the hall also stopped fighting and looked at Yang Gui in shock.

They have met most of the saints, and most of them are even direct descendants of the saints. For example, the Taishang Taiwei Heavenly Emperor who just criticized the Jade Emperor, the Taoist scriptures say, "The Taiwei Heavenly Emperor is also a disciple of the Taishang Yuchen Daojun."

Yuchen Daojun, the full name of the Supreme Sage Yuchen Daojun, is also the leader of Tongtian Cult. The leader of the Tongtian cult was ordered by Taoist ancestor Hongjun to withdraw from the Three Realms and live behind the chaos of the outer world. He is the master of the upper Qingtian.

In the Conferring Gods War, the most outstanding and powerful Jiejiao disciples were naturally Empress Sanxiao and the Zhao Gongming brothers and sisters, but this does not mean that the Jiejiao disciples were only those who participated in the Conferring Gods War. At the beginning of the calamity measurement, the leader of Tongtian Cult ordered his disciples to "close the cave door tightly and quietly recite the three or two volumes of Huang Ting". After all, some people listened.

Precisely because he was from Jiejiao, he was particularly displeased with the Jade Emperor, the culprit who begged Taozu to set up a list of gods, and he liked to slander him at every turn.

But they have seen him before, and they are familiar with him. They never thought that they would face a real saint now.

Fortunately, Yang Gui didn't want to cause trouble for them. There will be more trouble for them in the future, but now all they have to do is hold down the Jade Emperor and Tathagata. After saying that, Yang Gui also stood up, bowed to him again, and bowed to the ground, "Don't you dare, don't dare, see His Majesty the Jade Emperor."

"Oops." As soon as Yang Gui spoke, the Jade Emperor's heart "thumped". What he said was "Senior Brother", which meant that we, fellow disciples, could talk behind closed doors; Yang Gui's reply was "See Your Majesty", which made it clear that he wanted to confront the Jade Emperor in the court.

But the plan hasn't started yet, can it be explained?

In the original work, after the turmoil in the Heavenly Palace, the Antian Conference has been held, and the general trend of seeking Buddhist scriptures in the West has been completed. It does not matter if the gods and Buddhas in the sky know about it, and it will eventually be shown to the public. But if it is revealed at this stage, there are too many variables that may arise.

But the saint is going to sit down in the Lingxiao Palace and talk to you about your conspiracy. What can you do against him?
"It's easy to talk, please tell me, Aiqing." It's not that the Jade Emperor asked Da Da. Since Yang Gui called him "Your Majesty," he recognized himself as a minister. The Supreme Lord of Tushita Palace, he also called Aiqing.

"That's right, what's going on between you and Tathagata Buddha..."

"Eh..." The Jade Emperor wanted to cover Yang Gui's mouth anxiously, but he couldn't stop the saint from speaking, so he was heartbroken and shouted:
"My dear, senior brother! You take 40%. The remaining 20% ​​was originally going to be distributed to other big guys. You take all of it. I will give you 10%, and Tathagata and I will ask for another 10% and give you 40%. Come on, that’s it!”

The Jade Emperor is very clever. Pursuing Buddhist scriptures in the West is nothing more than profitable. What Tathagata Buddha seeks is status in the West and his own sainthood. In heaven, his dignity and demeanor are all gone. If his luck flows westward, what he wants is naturally profit. .

According to the original plan, their heavenly side required three quotas for Buddhist scriptures, which were guaranteed bodhisattvas. One of them has already been assigned to the Dragon Clan. There is no way, the Dragon Clan has given too much.

Now it seems that we have no choice but to share some of the profits.

"What's the point of taking things from others? In this case, I want 60%, Tathagata Buddha's original 40%, 30%, your 40% in heaven, 20%, and the last 10%, we will not come from Sanxian Land Immortal Rick, let’s make the plate bigger, that’s it.”

Yang Gui's lion opened its mouth wide and opened its mouth to get the big head.

"No, that doesn't make sense..." The Jade Emperor disagreed. What about a saint? If a saint could take it by force, would you come here to discuss it with me? Then if you don't produce anything, why should you?
"Why not? Just because Sun Wukong is my personal disciple, it is worth 30%."

Yang Gui shook his finger and said: "I will use the title of commander-in-chief again. I have read all your plans. They are too small-minded. They only have a few acquaintances on one line. This is not good. I said make the plate bigger. That is to grow bigger. I am a saint, but the labor fee is not even worth 30%."

The Jade Emperor clapped his hands: "Deal!"

(End of this chapter)