I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

"Come, come, brother, have another drink!"

On the Huaguo Mountain, demons are dancing wildly at this time. If there is a person who has the right to do so, if he looks from a distance, he will definitely see a large cloud of black smoke rising straight into the sky, almost solidifying, and the demonic aura can weigh ten thousand kilograms. .

Since Sun Wukong took the weapons and armor from the Dragon Palace and Yang Gui went to heaven for the second time, Sun Wukong was ordered to idle around and make friends with evil spirits. In the future, he will ride on the clouds and mist, travel around the world, and enjoy thousands of mountains. Use martial arts to visit heroes; use magical powers to make many wise friends.

There are also seven demon kings who are in love with him, which are the other six of the seven great sages in the original work, the Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King, the Peng Demon King, the Lion and Camel King, the Macaque King, and the Tamarin King. It should also be said that the human-like shape is easy to practice. Among the seven saints in the original work, there are actually three apes.

Sun Wukong and these six demon kings lectured on literature and martial arts day by day, walked around and passed on drinking wine, sang, played and danced, going in the morning and returning in the evening, and they were all happy. Think of that thousands of miles away as just the road to the palace. It is said that you can cross three thousand miles with a nod of your head, and there is still more than eight hundred miles to go.

It's just that in the original work, Sun Wukong and the six demon kings fought against each other one by one, and they were on par with each other. Everyone admired each other's strength and became brothers. They were ranked according to their age. The Bull Demon King was the eldest brother, and Sun Wukong's age was Only in his early three hundred years, he is the youngest.

Today's Sun Wukong is no longer the monkey demon of Taiyi Immortal in the original work. After a few blows, there was basically no one who could stop them, and they defeated these six one by one. He also had Yang Gui's order, and he nonchalantly claimed that he was the direct descendant of the saint, and the six demon kings were convinced of him.

Until one time, Sun Wukong gathered these six people and fought one against six. He launched the divine channel method and knocked all six people to the ground. The Bull Demon King was convinced at that time and bowed down, followed by the other five demon kings. back.

Therefore, the relationship between these seven demon kings is now more like Song Jiang and other heroes on Liangshan Mountain. Although they are all considered brothers, Song Jiang is obviously superior. Regardless of Nian Geng or his horoscope, he is just called "Brother Wukong".

On this day, Sun Wukong ordered the four generals to arrange a banquet in the Huaguo Mountain. He invited the six kings to a banquet, killed cattle and horses, offered sacrifices to heaven and earth, and danced and sang with the monsters. They all got drunk after eating.

At this moment, Huaguo Mountain definitely looks more evil than most places in Beiju Luzhou.

At this moment, the Lion and Camel King was holding a big bowl to persuade him to drink, "Brother Wei Dao, Huaguoshan's monkey wine is sold to four continents, and the taste is extremely delicious!"

With the strength of these seven demon kings, let alone mortal wine, even if it is heavenly imperial wine, they may not be drunk within one or twenty kilograms. It's just that the pleasure of drunkenness is what you want when you drink. If you have to fight it with your magic power, it will be a waste.

Therefore, Sun Wukong was also drunk, waved his hands with his tongue out loud, and shouted: "Since brothers like it, I will go back and pack twelve thousand kilograms of puree, and all the brothers can take a share."

"Brother, this gift is too heavy!" After all, the Bull Demon King is older and knows better. It can be said that Hou'er Wine accounts for nearly 40% of Huaguo Mountain's industry. It is the top priority. The price in Dongsheng Shenzhou is already high, and the price sold to Xiniu Hezhou is even more sky-high.

It's the kind of thing that, not to mention spending money to buy it, even if you turn into a demon and go down the mountain to plunder, you have to think about the value of it.

Ordinary property is just enough. Even ten or twenty thousand lives are not worth anything in the ancient context. However, such valuable items are usually the exclusive business of big businessmen and even powerful people. Many of the major cultivating forces along the way even have shares, and they themselves have to drink it.

If you really rob too many people, it will inevitably arouse the anger of humans. Even if you risk being eaten by monsters, you still have to raise money to hire wise people to kill the monsters. They don't look down on ordinary practitioners, but in this world, it has only been a few hundred years since the Conferring God War. Who doesn't have an ancestor of gods?

Normally, it would be very difficult for them to get even one or twenty kilograms of such good wine, and they had to be prepared not to open for ten years. At this moment, Sun Wukong waved his hand and actually wanted to give each of them two thousand kilograms. This was because he wanted to give them two thousand kilograms each. Things that I dare not even think about.

"Hey, my brother, let alone others." Sun Wukong sat proudly on the throne and waved his hands grandly:

"Our Huaguo Mountain is a fairy mountain where the earth's veins gather together, and Lao Sun is the descendant of a saint. There are not many elixirs and magic weapons, and a few kilograms of home-brewed village wine is worth nothing. Just go and drink, drink more and drink less, Lao Sun will take care of it, we Brothers will never stop drinking!"

"it is good!"

The six demon kings shouted in unison, gave thumbs up, and said sincerely: "The strange path is 'Dongzhou Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey Fairy who is loyal to justice', and my brother gave me the extravagant cover!"

"Brothers, don't talk about anything else. Young ones, just sift the wine, get peaches, nectar, and all the seafood, that's enough!" Sun Wukong called to his monkeys and grandsons.

"Ow!"

The monkeys in the mountains and the demon kings of the seventy-two caves under their command responded with their respective calls.

"Brother, with all your magic power, wouldn't it be a waste to live on this small hilltop and trade with mortals every day?" The Jiao Demon King had the most on his mind and said with the help of wine: "Why don't we work together and do a great cause!"

"Exactly!" Peng Demon King also shouted: "What does Heavenly Court mean? How much magic power can a bunch of pustule gods have? In the past, it was we, the demon tribe, who made the final decision on the orthodoxy of Heavenly Court, but now we have created the Jade Emperor. If you don’t, it’s just to get back what belongs to our demon tribe!”

Demon King Peng was born in Luzhou, Beiju, and has some connections with the remnants of the Demon Court back then. In his mind, the demon clan should be the master of this heaven, and the Jade Emperor is just a villain who steals power.

"Hey, what a joke!" After all, the Bull Demon King lived in Hezhou, Xiniu, at the feet of the Buddha. He was in awe of the great power and hurriedly stopped the two brothers from talking drunkenly.

"The Heavenly Court is such a place. I heard that the Jade Emperor has gone through thousands of tribulations, and even the Tathagata Buddha in the West wants to listen and preach. How dare we rebel against the Heavenly Court despite how much power we have?"

"What are you afraid of? The Jade Emperor is also the King of Heaven, and my brother is also the Monkey King. He holds the throne, but Brother Wukong can't?" King Yuxi also stepped forward, "When the time comes, Brother Wukong will be the Great Heavenly Lord, and Brother Lao Niu will be the Great Lord." Little Tianzun, we will all be the Four Emperors and the Five Elders!"

"Idiot, the Great and Little Heavenly Lords, the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Guards, the Five Directions and Five Elders, how many people do you need? There are only seven of us brothers, how can we finish it all?"

Sun Wukong laughed and cursed, and then said: "To be honest with you brothers, my old immortal master has the power of a saint, the ability to change the sky and the sun, the unpredictable power of heaven, and the backstage is very tight.

The old man has found a way for Lao Sun, and he will be an official in heaven soon. At that time, he will call all the brothers to heaven to be the great masters. We brothers will feast on wine and meat, and weigh gold and silver according to scales. How happy! "

"Okay, brother's dish is luxurious!" There was another round of applause, starting a new round of drinking. Finally, after an unknown amount of time, the group of monsters from Journey to the West who turned their painting style into Water Margin on Huaguo Mountain finally had enough to eat and drink. All the monsters and monsters in the mountains and rivers didn't care about the place, they just slept in the open air, lying around and sleeping naked one by one.

Even Sun Wukong, who had the most magical power, leaned sideways on the throne and snored heavily.

At this time, the two men who are tied for the most courageous people in the book appear.

The two masters came up with a document with the words "Sun Wukong" on it. Without waiting for any explanation, they put a rope around the Monkey King's body and took him away, staggering all the way to the edge of a city.

"It's an easy job today." The two of them were still talking. "I just arranged a job and gave me twenty days of paid annual leave after the completion. I can handle this job well."

"It's not that bad. If you ask me, this is the King of Hell showing mercy. Otherwise, the two grandsons above us would take the lead in working overtime even if the judge gave us a day off." Another shady person also said: "Hey, where can we go to play during the day off? "

"Where can we go to have fun? Go and have fun with those dead people. Needless to say."

The first Yin agent let out the classic villain's weird laugh: "These dead ghosts have no names in the book of life and death, and no life in the world. All the paper money burned by their families must go to our Yin department's account. If they want it, they have to ask for it." Isn’t it the greatest pleasure to control us and manipulate them?”

"That's right, that's right. These mortals are cheap in life, but they are just toys after death. It's really ridiculous."

Another gangster also laughed strangely and said: "Oh, it's really fun to torture these people and listen to their moans and begs for mercy! Damn it, this is more exciting than the eighteenth level of hell!"

"How come there are so many dead ghosts who can't cross the Naihe Bridge for you to have fun with? Isn't it wrong with the underworld?" The two were excitedly discussing their holiday arrangements when suddenly a cold voice sounded, "Besides, they are all mortal ghosts. , are you still killing enough?"

"Harm, what kind of account is it? If there is not one or two hundred thousand in any year, the ghost who has been hooked up by mistake will have to be thrown into the Naihe Bridge when he is put back. The old woman Meng Po is selfless, and Tang Du has to advance the money himself. If this goes on, who will still act according to the rules? Just find a random place and throw it away. Yan Jun won't be able to check it, and it will be a bad debt. "

The first Yinzai subconsciously replied: "If the number is not enough, just check again. When you are on a business trip, you can slip a number and reach out to hook. That person will be accidentally hit by a car, or fall into a cliff for no reason, and be killed." Being smashed to death by things and being killed by others doesn’t require teaching. You just came here... Huh?”

Halfway through the words, the Yin Zai suddenly sensed that something was wrong. He turned around and saw Sun Wukong standing there, staring at the two Yin Zai with burning eyes. There was no hint of being drunk.

"Hey, you damn ghost, how dare you open your mouth now that you've come to Yin Cao?" The Yin Cao pulled the rope hard and was about to drag Sun Wukong away. "What's more, others took it by mistake, but you didn't. Gentlemen This month will catch your eye, and you won’t be wrong at all by comparing the pictures and pictures!”

The Yin Chai Mansi pushed hard, and the dead ghost in his hand was led staggeringly to the Yincao just like before. When the time came, he handed it over to the judge and signed the life and death document, which meant he was officially dead. This is something they have been doing for many years.

However, under this tug, it felt like it was as heavy as Mount Tai, unable to move at all. Try harder, it's still the same. The Yin Zai looked up in surprise, only to see Sun Wukong standing there leisurely, even hugging his arms, with an expression on his face as if he was watching a joke.

"Laugh, laugh for me again? I'll teach you how to understand that in this underworld, you are no better than a piece of fish on the chopping board. You can be round if I tell you to be round, and you can be flat if I tell you to be flat. If I don't let you go, you are here Even if I live in the underworld for thousands of years, I will never be reincarnated!"

The Yin Chai raised his fist and aimed to hit Sun Wukong in the face.

How could he hit Sun Wukong in the face with his little ability? They didn't see Sun Wukong move, but with a glare, the two villains seemed to be bound by invisible ropes, unable to move at all, and then they seemed to be hung upside down in the air.

"So you have received the imperial edict from heaven, and with the salary from heaven, you are going to do such evil things?" Sun Wukong is not the wild monster in the original work. He has been taught by Yang Gui for three hundred years.

The most important thing Yang Gui teaches every apprentice is that practitioners must not harm ordinary people. This runs through his journey through time and space, and remains deeply in Sun Wukong's heart.

Therefore, there was anger in his voice, and he asked in a deep voice: "Are you doing this alone, or are all the people in the underworld doing this? Does the Lord of Hell know, does Heaven know?"

The evil spirits are also used to running rampant in the underworld. It is not that they have never encountered people with great magic power, but when they heard the names of Yama and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in the Ten Palaces, they all shrank. In their minds, no matter how powerful a person with great supernatural powers is, can he defeat the countless underworld soldiers?
Therefore, not only was he unafraid, he even shouted arrogantly in mid-air: "You damn ghost, you are acting like this in the whole hell, and you are a dog and a rat? I advise you to let me go quickly and eat." Despite these hardships, there is still a way to reincarnate, otherwise I would ask you to go to that 'land of bliss' and stay with those ghosts who have died in vain!"

"Haha, this is what the underworld does? If all the underworld does this, Lao Sun will overthrow the underworld and ask Heaven. If Heaven knows about it, then Lao Sun will rebel against Heaven and ask what's going on with Tian Tiao. "

Sun Wukong was so angry that he laughed back, "If it is the law of heaven, maybe, at worst, I will ask Lao Sun's master to change the law of heaven. In short, I will not tolerate you ghosts and monsters doing such evil!"

His voice was like a loud bell, and the surrounding Yin Qi shivered and dispersed one after another.

The two ghost messengers widened their eyes, and then they realized that the man in front of them did not seem to be like those so-called great masters who were afraid of the underworld and the heaven. He was not even afraid of the heavenly laws!
The two undercover men didn't believe that such arrogant people could rebel against the underworld and heaven. But now looking at Sun Wukong's attitude, no matter whether he dies on the road to rebellion or not, the two of them will definitely die before him anyway.

"Shangxianrao..."

Before the words of begging for mercy could be uttered, Sun Wukong tugged with both hands, and the rope specially designed for ghosts was easily broken. Then he pulled out an embroidery needle from his ear. A golden light shone in the underworld, illuminating the dark underworld like daylight.

"boom!"

With one strike, the thick golden cudgel smashed both of the shady men into pieces.

"Don't worry, there is really a problem in the underworld. Today, Old Sun has smashed this filthy underworld to pieces, and asked Lord Yama to accompany you as a companion." Sun Wukong did not put away his weapon, and put the stick on his shoulder, swaggering He walked towards Senluo Hall in Fengdu City. (End of chapter)