I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens
Chapter 481 Do you know how hurtful it is to call a woman “old lady” all the time?
This fighting skill was naturally taught to Sun Wukong by Yang Gui.
The reason why he was taught this move was because he thought it matched Sun Wukong very well. Fighting the Emperor in the West and Defeating the Buddha in a Fight in the West have almost the same meaning.
This War Emperor Glazed Broken Heaven Finger was originally the magical power of the West Heaven War Emperor. It was the magical power of a mere immortal in the world, so naturally it was nothing special. However, after Yang Gui obtained the Hongmeng Purple Qi, he had already pushed it to the end of the technique.
Although it is still called by this name now, it can definitely be regarded as a great supernatural power that can also perform evil in the three realms.
The magic power around Sun Wukong's body rose, turning into ancient and mysterious seal characters, imprinted on a pillar of light condensed by his index finger, and collided with the fire that came towards his heart.
"Ding!"
The heart-saving nail that shone brightly in the Conferred Gods War and instantly killed four generals of the Demon Family was held up at that time, unable to move forward even an inch, and fell to the ground.
Although the Heart-Saving Nail can be regarded as a superior magic weapon, after all, the strongest achievement is nothing more than killing the four generals of the Demon Family in an instant. Those four generals of the Demon Family were ordinary practitioners before they became the Four Heavenly Kings. In the real world, In front of the gods, it is considered unworthy of mention.
Facing an unruly trick like Xin Huan, they were unable to catch him. He injured the Winged Immortal and shamelessly attacked him while he was fighting in a one-to-many group. With all his heart and soul, facing a powerful person with strong interests, he could only hit the arm or wing with a sneak attack. Faced with Sun Wukong who was on guard, it was even more difficult to achieve any success.
"Old Sun, I thought you were a good man, but I didn't expect that the heavens are full of such insidious villains!" Sun Wukong was furious and pointed at Huang Tianhua and cursed.
"Hey, don't bring me in, I'm a good person!" Bian Zhuang struggled to get along with these old silver coins.
"Oh yes, Emperor Bian does have some character, but it's a pity that his cultivation is too poor." After Sun Wukong finished speaking, Bian Zhuang lay down with a grimace. You might as well call me insidious!
Sun Wukong changed his tone and said, "That's because your teachings are of poor character. That's right. Old Sun heard his master say in the past that all of you teaching the Twelve Golden Immortals are dirty-hearted double-standard villains. , It’s a pity that I didn’t kill some of your golden immortals at that time!”
"Hey, you dare to breastfeed my master, you are a brave monster!?" Huang Tianhua said angrily: "We are from the underworld, I can't beat you, why don't we use some underworld methods?"
"Hey, what you said seems to make sense." Sun Wukong thought for a while, and it was indeed the truth. This has all gone to the underworld. The person opposite is either the King of Hell or the God of Rebirth, the God of Fortune, Fortune, Life and Joy. If it is dark, it is reasonable, but always It feels wrong.
"Li Jing, you are really a sinister villain. You guys are trying to explain..."
"He is not a Chanjiao. He is a trader Chanjiao. His master is the Western Kunlun Sanxiu Du'e Zhenren. Now he has paid social security in Xitian. If you want to despise Buddhism, then despise Buddhism." In order to preserve the reputation of the school. , Huang Tianhua, who just warmly called Li Jing uncle, cut with him without hesitation.
"Hey, no, you..." Li Jing had nothing to say, so he was indeed not a member of the Chan Sect. Although his three sons were all members of the Chan Sect, and now they have all returned to Xitian, they can be regarded as members of the same sect. , but when it comes to explaining teaching, it really has nothing to do with him.
"Amitabha, what the Third Prince said is quite inappropriate."
While he was talking, a Buddha's name was chanted, golden lotuses emerged from the ground, and a huge golden wheel of merit rose from the ground. Then a thin monk appeared with a huge white dog. As soon as the dog appeared, Yu Qilin, who was put aside by Huang Tianhua, shrank back.
"My Buddha is merciful. He insists on cutting meat to feed eagles and making all living beings equal. He cultivates good deeds in this life and gets good results in the next life. He is a great and good teacher. How can he act like a villain?"
"I've seen the Bodhisattva." Huang Tianhua, embarrassed by being exposed for speaking ill of someone behind his back, bowed slightly to show respect.
"Who is this master from?" Sun Wukong's pupils also shrank, Buddhism finally came!
Yang Gui told him a little about what was going to happen next, and that the West was destined to prosper, and he also promised to use this opportunity to find him a Zhengfo-level establishment in the West. Facing the senior leaders of his future employer, he couldn't help but be a little cautious.
"The poor monk Ksitigarbha." The Bodhisattva from the underworld with the dog is undoubtedly Ksitigarbha and Listening. He put one hand on his chest and bowed slightly, "This benefactor, a poor monk reciting sutras among people, was shocked to hear that you were rampant in the village and went to the underworld. I don't know where you grew up and when you became enlightened. Why are you so violent?"
"Master, I don't know something. You are always the lord of the underworld. Please give me an explanation. This group of demons and monsters who explain the teachings have stolen the Buddhist netherworld, arbitrarily changing the life span of living beings, capturing resentful ghosts at will, and cruelly playing with them until their souls are gone. , How can Buddhism tolerate such a serious crime?"
Sun Wukong has studied with Yang Gui for two hundred years. He is not the kind of passionate male protagonist who only thinks about reasoning.
If the underworld is described as the underworld of Buddhism, Ksitigarbha is described as the lord of the underworld, and then a single hand is used to explain the teachings, then in fact the Ten Palaces of Yama have nothing to do with the teachings. In this case, Buddhism's position would be very awkward.
Even if he is exposed later, he can still say that he is a wild spirit and does not understand the distribution of power in heaven. But it is precisely because of his background that what he said is even more true. Even the monsters in the mountains know that the underworld is Buddhist. It can be seen that you are spreading it randomly outside!
Sun Wukong pretended to beg for help from Master Qingtian and said: "In the past, the Bodhisattva must have been deceived by villains and did not know the real situation below. Now, Sun Wukong is also an unjust ghost, representing those who have been tortured for fun and abused until their souls are gone. The grievance souls complained to the Bodhisattva, asking the Bodhisattva to avenge us!"
"Ah..." This time it was Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's turn to appear with a face full of embarrassment. He turned to look at Huang Tianhua helplessly, as if he wanted to ask for help, but couldn't bear to say anything to this junior, "This ,Third Prince……"
"Hey, Bodhisattva, your order." Huang Tianhua can use a hidden weapon like the Heart Nail. He is obviously an old silver coin. Even though he still looks like a young man on the surface, the age and face of an immortal are based on the age when he became an immortal. To be sure, this is an old monster that is hundreds of years old.
He nodded and bowed to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, looking like a subordinate who had secretly done bad things and was caught by his leader, "I will do whatever the Bodhisattva tells me, no complaints!"
"Oh no, you..." Ksitigarbha was convinced. Normally, you are the son of Emperor Dongyue, but you are so arrogant when you see me? Normally when we meet, we would like to climb on top of Buddha’s head and poop, but now you and I are acting like a fool?
"Well, monster monkey, there is no master or master in the underworld. All official positions are appointed by Heaven, and reincarnation is carried out in accordance with Heaven's laws. Even the poor monks in Xitian must carry out missionary work under the leadership of Heaven. And do good work!”
Ksitigarbha had no choice but to muddle through and try to get Sun Wukong back to the point: "You are new here and don't know much, so don't mention it again. Just talk about your grievances."
"No way, doesn't the underworld have a master?" Sun Wukong scratched his Thunder God's mouth, "I heard that there seems to be a great power who, for the sake of the stability of the three realms and the common people in the world, would not hesitate to transform himself into reincarnation and control the underworld forever. You said that there is no master in the underworld? Master, have you asked this person?" "Ah, I..." Ksitigarbha wanted to slap himself.
I was so busy explaining that I forgot about this. Offending Emperor Dongyue, or even offending the Heavenly Court, is a trivial matter. Anyway, now that the West is prosperous, he does not mention the Tathagata behind him. Even if he himself is very strong, the Jade Emperor will not touch him because of a trivial matter.
But if I offend that person...
You must know that that woman is a woman, and the result of the female saint's anger was witnessed by everyone in the Conferred Gods War.
“Well, the underworld is the underworld of Hou Tu Niangniang…” Dizang had no choice but to slap himself in the face and use his face to catch the boomerang. He had to settle this matter first, otherwise he might die a very ugly death.
"Yes, then you have made Queen Houtu's underworld so smoky. Does Queen Houtu know about this?" Sun Wukong was happy: "Or are you saying that Heaven and Xitian ordered you to do this?"
"Oh my god, why did this happen to me?"
In the center of the underworld, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata were looking at the big screen happily. After hearing Sun Wukong's words, they were all excited. They jumped two miles away from Houtu Empress, holding their arms and trembling.
"Oh, in this hellish weather, why is he so cold..."
"Haotian, Tathagata, are you two making fun of me?" Ming He was watching the excitement and said in a thunderous voice from the side: "You two three-corpse quasi-sages, half-step saints, even if you throw them into the North Sea Haiyan will not feel cold even if he takes over from Shen Gongbao. Can this yin energy from the underworld make you feel cold?"
"Well, yes, I think it's a good idea."
Hou Tu held his chin at the side and thought, "Yuanshi Tianzun can banish Shen Gongbao to fill the sea eye. In the land of the underworld, I should be able to do it. If not, let you two reincarnate now and be reincarnated as cold fish in the North Sea, and then Used as a rope to tie up Shen Gongbao."
As soon as these words came out, not to mention Haotian and Tathagata, even Ming He who was watching the fun shuddered. Good guy, she has to be a female saint, and she is very vicious.
"Hey, old lady, calm down." Yang Gui relied on the fact that he was a saint and was not afraid of the descendants. He patted her shoulder and said, "Is it the king's soil in the whole world? Is it the king's ministers who are on the shore of the soil? I believe that the underworld will be able to be here." Under the leadership of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, we will move towards a better future..."
"Oh shit!" The Jade Emperor really couldn't listen. Everyone knows how miserable the last emperor who offended the female saint brought the entire dynasty. Since then, all colleagues have been full of fear of the species of female saint.
Although Haotian is an old god and a powerful quasi-sage with three corpses, he is also an emperor!
Looking back later, you, Nuwa, only disintegrated a mortal dynasty and human king, but I, the Queen, disintegrated a heavenly court and the Jade Emperor. Doesn't this put Nuwa at a disadvantage? If Hou Tu thought of this section and aroused the desire to win between women, he would really be in danger of death.
If it weren't for the Jade Emperor's face, Hao Tianzhen would have knelt down in front of Yang Gui and begged him to shut up.
"Brother, let's talk about business, shall we? Should Emperor Dongyue be allowed to appear? If this continues, I'm afraid that you, the disciple, will instigate a fight between the underworld and the underworld."
"彳庍口巴." Yang Gui thought for a while and realized that indeed, the play would not go on without people on the stage. So he pulled out a microphone from somewhere, blew on it twice, and then said loudly: "Old Huang, Old Huang, it's your turn to play!"
Dongyue Emperor Huang Feihu is currently reviewing memorials in his temple hall. He feels that the number of innocent souls in the underworld has become more inconsistent this month. The cost of making Mengpo soup is also rising, and the Ten Palaces of Hell are also demanding that the judges be released. prepared by.
When he thinks about these things, he gets a headache.
In the midst of worries, a frivolous voice suddenly sounded like it came directly into my mind: "Old Huang, is Old Huang here? Come on stage!"
"Come on, I'll go to the egg farm!" Huang Feihu angrily slapped the memorial on the table and roared: "Who is looking for trouble with this emperor? Don't you want to leave this hell!"
It is impossible for anyone to answer. Huang Feihu has been in a bad mood recently. The servants all know that when Huang Feihu is at work, the servants will leave the Dongyue Emperor's Palace. It is so quiet that there is not even a mosquito around.
Huang Feihu searched around but couldn't find who was speaking. Just as he was about to sit down and continue working, the frivolous voice sounded in his mind again: "Old Huang, go and have a look. Your son is fighting with Ksitigarbha. !”
"court death!"
Huang Feihu clenched his fist and hit himself on the forehead. With a "boom", the dead body fell to the ground.
"Oh, shall I go?" Yang Gui was stunned in front of the big screen, "No, is this Huang Feihu so tough? He will die immediately if he can't find anyone."
"Sage Turtle is joking..." Hou Tu started to speak, but was silenced by Yang Gui.
"Old lady, you and I are both saints. You are tens of thousands of years older than me, so there is no need to be so polite. I was granted the title by His Majesty the Jade Emperor, and now I am the director of the Office of the Western Heaven Scripture Collection Group, the commander-in-chief of the Scripture Collection, and I am in charge of obeying the laws of heaven. If you are really unfamiliar with the implementation of Western Daxing and other tasks, you can call me Director Yang."
"Okay, okay, Director Yang, I am just lucky enough to become an authentic saint. Director Yang doesn't need to be so polite, just call me by my first name." Houtu said.
"Hey, that can't be done. You are so many years older than me. I have to respect my elders and never mess up the etiquette." Yang Gui waved his hands repeatedly, "I have transformed into reincarnation and will forever rule the underworld. My merits are immeasurable! You can't tolerate it! There is no disrespect in the world!”
"You're still respecting me? You're giving me a shit!" Hou Tu finally couldn't hold back his curse, "Do I look old? Let me ask you, do I look old? You have never seen me since you came in. Just keep calling me "Lao Niang Niang", do you know how much this hurts a woman?" (End of Chapter)
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