I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 487 Book of Life and Death: Sun Wukong died today

"You brave monkey."

In an instant, with no magic power to support him, Sun Wukong almost stumbled and fell from the sky. Fortunately, a wisp of red cloud floated out from the lotus silk steps, which supported his figure. Hou Tu glanced at the red clouds at Sun Wukong's feet and didn't do much. He just asked: "You come to the underworld to cause trouble. Do you know the laws of heaven and are you afraid of life and death?"

"What a powerful mana!" Sun Wukong let someone solve the problem with one move, and he didn't worry. With a "plop", he directly hit the ground with his knees from mid-air. He knelt down while looking at the sky and kowtowed, "Old lady, Sun Wukong of Huaguoshan Goodbye!"

"Aren't you stupid, you Monkey King?" Hou Tu, still with a kind smile on his face, fell down from the air, stood in front of Sun Wukong and said with a smile, "Do you know who I am?"

"I know, I know." Sun Wukong said with a smile: "The underworld is full of pustules. The person who can have such great magic power is undoubtedly the empress of the earth, a saint who has incarnated reincarnation in the body and has immeasurable merits."

Huang Feihu, Huang Tianhua, Ksitigarbha: Who are you scolding? I ask who you are scolding!

"Oh? You attacked Emperor Dongyue and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, but why did you worship me?" Hou Tu looked at Sun Wukong meaningfully.

"Hey, I've heard quite a lot about the deeds of the old lady. At that time, there were great catastrophes and disputes. The ancient world was shattered. The resentful souls of all races filled the earth. There was no new life, no old death, and karma was soaring. Fortunately, the old lady set the stage for reincarnation. , cleanse the world, and then the world will be clear. I admire these immeasurable merits from the bottom of my heart. "

After Sun Wukong finished holding the high one, he immediately said with a smile: "Besides, when I reach out my hand, all my magical powers will be useless. I can't accept it even if I don't want to. If I don't kneel fast enough, I'm afraid I will take it away and throw it away." Xitian has become the Buddha. Who wants to be that bald donkey?”

"Tell me, Monkey, why are you making such a fuss in the underworld?" Hou Tu ignored Ksitigarbha and continued to ask Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong recognized him as a bachelor, and then pointed at Ksitigarbha: "This bald man just now... The Bodhisattva is right. It must be that someone wants to play with the soul for fun, or replaces the reincarnation quota of a related household, so he changed it in advance. He took out the book of life and death and brought me here, an innocent person."

The person speaking was not Hou Tu, but Huang Feihu, the Dongyue Emperor. He didn't know the reason for this fight at first. He first heard from Yang Gui that Ksitigarbha and his son were fighting. When he arrived, he saw the demon monkey rebelling and had to take action to suppress it.

"I don't know, the underworld didn't say anything. But Old Sun has cultivated the body of the Great Luo Jinxian. Logically speaking, he should live as long as the sky and shine with the sun. How can there be such a thing as dying at the end of his life?" Sun Wukong spread his hands and found nothing. Anyway, he came up. Just say:

"Well, okay, don't be in a hurry. Let's solve the problems one by one." It was the sage old lady. After hearing this, her face did not change at all. Even if this matter was taken seriously, it would be equivalent to saying that these people from the underworld were under her control. Even if you poop directly in the created reincarnation, you will feel calm and relaxed.

"Monkey, you are full of nonsense and spewing blood!" King Qin Guang's eyes were red with anxiety. He had never been so excited when he faced the golden cudgel just now: "My Majesty, the book of life and death is destiny, and Xiao Wang absolutely does not agree with it. Dare to tamper with..."

But there is no way, the saint has a big face and a big fist. The saint told him not to speak, so he could not speak.

"Fart, how can such a thing as the book of life and death leave an inch of land without permission?" King Qin Guang pointed his halberd at Sun Wukong and cursed angrily: "Can you bear the responsibility for missing the time and age of the dead soul?"

"I was still doubtful at first, but when I came here I found that your underworld was full of filth and evil. I thought it was because I saw Lao Sun and his brothers getting drunk, so they hooked them up to play tricks. If Lao Sun hadn't learned the Tao for a few days and had some magic power, I’m afraid that if I go to that chaotic ghost, I’ll die in vain and my soul will be scattered.”

"Take it!" There was a sudden roar, which made the Tenth Palace King of Hell's ears buzz and he almost jumped up.

Ksitigarbha clasped his hands together. Fortunately, his severely injured body could not move easily, otherwise he would have had to bow to the ground, "Amitabha, what I taught you is that this poor monk has violated the precepts."

In fact, it is understandable that Ksitigarbha broke defenses. He is squatting here in the underworld, taking care of delivery and after-sales service. He is still a Bodhisattva who has been saving the souls of the dead for many years. The one who dares to fight against the saint is not the Buddha. Is it the Buddha Mother?
Why!

According to regulations, if you have any questions, you can confront the judge in court and check the documents in the life and death book. This rebellious demon monkey who despised heaven and earth did not even go to the palace to ask questions before he openly rebelled and defeated hundreds of thousands of soldiers of the three armies, two marshals and three powerful men. He deserved death for his crime! "

"Sun Wukong, is this possible?" Hou Tu turned around and asked after hearing this.

"I put you rude monster monkey, Saint Empress, in front of you, do you still dare to bite me randomly?" With the family members nearby, the King of Hell of the Ten Palaces became bolder. King Qin Guang scolded angrily, and then he knelt down and played. road:
"Your Majesty, according to the procedures of the underworld, seducing the soul, checking the shadow, taking the person, confirming the identity, and where to release them are all legal and compliant. Not to mention the rest, as for the demon monkey, I personally checked the book of life and death. Send the paperwork to get someone.

Ksitigarbha broke his guard on the spot: "Monkey, tell me clearly for this poor monk, why are you going to the West to be the Buddha? You dare to call the Buddha a bald donkey? You..."

Sun Wukong talked about what happened before. Originally he just wanted to see what happened if he seduced the wrong soul, but he found out that in this underworld, there is dirt, abuse of power, and seduction of souls, which is tantamount to killing. To have fun is to go to the devil's way, which is outrageous to both gods and men.

"Yes. But everyone can see clearly that I, the Great Luo Jinxian, am practicing. Even if these pustules in the underworld are unknown to the gods, they will definitely not be able to hide it from me. Does the Great Luo Jinxian have a chance to die?"

"Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, Buddhism talks about the three poisons of greed, anger and ignorance. Do you have all three poisons in your body right now?" Houtu interrupted Ksitigarbha's words.

"Let's talk about the issue of the underworld first. The first thing is, you said that the underworld seduced your ghost by mistake. Do you have proof? Who seduced your soul, what order was sent, when did you die, and why did you die?"

"You mean it hasn't been tampered with?" Sun Wukong said happily, "Bring up the book of life and death and show me the book!"

Now, after listening to King Qin Guang's words and seeing his virtue, it becomes clear in my heart. In his previous life, he was also an official in the Great Shang Dynasty. Although King Wucheng of Zhenguo was a military general, he was also familiar with the ways of civil servants. He had heard this rhetoric countless times in his previous life.

Isn't this just the standard in the officialdom of the Great Shang Dynasty, similar to the usual rhetoric used by Fei Zhong and You Hun when they shirk their responsibilities? Often when they say such high-sounding words, things have already gotten so bad that it is terrifying.

This bunch of scumbag officials are corrupt and pervert the law, preying on the common people, and both gods and men are angry. This bunch of stupid kings and sycophants are colluding with each other. It is not an exaggeration to say that the Great Shang Dynasty perished at their hands. It is destined that the West will prosper, and the Zhou Dynasty of Shang is clearly a stupid king. The dog officer is hopelessly deserving of death. If everyone in the Great Shang Dynasty was Wen Zhong, Bigan, and Yang Ren, how could the number of days change?

When he thought of this, Huang Feihu felt angry and clenched his teeth as he was still vomiting blood due to internal injuries. In line with the environment of this underworld, he looked like some vicious and resentful ghost.

"This, I, the emperor, the book of life and death is..." King Qin Guang still wanted to struggle, and with a "crack", Huang Feihu held the golden gun that was half broken by Sun Wukong in one hand, and withstood Qin King Guang's throat.

"Can't you hear this emperor's order? Could it be that you are really corrupt, perverting the law, and making up ghost books? If so, I will kill you on the spot, and make your body and spirit disappear, and you will not be reincarnated. I will spare you. Let’s go to Zhanxiantai!”

"No, empress, look at him..." King Qin Guang looked back at Hou Tu with aggrieved expression, trying to let Hou Tu make the decision for him. But Hou Tu came out to clean up the underworld platform for Sun Wukong, so how could he pay attention to him?

She smiled lightly and took it out: "The highest official of the General Territory is Dongyue Taishan Tianqi Rensheng. He is ordered by heaven to be in charge of reincarnation, birth, old age, sickness and death, good fortune and misfortune. What do you ask me for? Could it be the official system of heaven? Is it ineffective against the King of Hell?”

"Ah, ah, ah, I..." King Qin Guang had nothing to say, so he could only take the other nine brothers with him. With a bitter face and frowning, they turned around and walked into the Senluo Palace. Without much kung fu, the Tenth Palace Hell King and a group of judges , holding five or six books of documents and ten kinds of notebooks, walked out tremblingly.

"Check!" Huang Feihu didn't want to say any more nonsense to them. Looking at them now, he felt like he had seen these two idiots Fei Zhong and Youhun.

A group of judges from the Ten Palaces of Hell checked together. Huang Feihu was beside him and inspected it personally. It wasn't until the soul number one thousand three hundred and fifty that Sun Wukong's name was written.

"Look!" King Qin Guang excitedly pointed to the Book of Life and Death for Huang Feihu and the people around him to see, "Is there nothing wrong with it?"

"You...are kidding me, right?" Huang Feihu took a look and was about to stab his throat with a gun on the spot. Huang Tianhua next to him glanced twice and almost laughed out loud. In order to show off in front of Empress Houtu, Maintaining his composure, he thought over and over again about the incident of being killed in his previous life.

Even Ksitigarbha, a Buddhist Bodhisattva, didn’t know what to say. He could only put his hands together and keep saying "Amitabha". As for Li Jing and Bian Zhuang, they had never been so lucky that they were seriously injured. Lying on the ground, closing his eyes, pretending to be dead.

Seeing that their reaction was wrong, Sun Wukong put his head over to take a look, and saw on the book of life and death it was written, "Sun Wukong, the natural stone monkey, shall die today. He will immediately return to the underworld and give his entourage a two-month holiday!"

King Qin Guang was still shouting happily next to him: "Did you see that if you die today, you will die today! The King of Hell told you to die today, who dares to keep you until tomorrow?"

"Monster... that Sun Wukong, this matter..." Huang Feihu was a relatively upright person after all, and looked at what Sun Wukong was going to say. Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong raised his hand to stop him, "Okay, the emperor doesn't need to say more."

"No, don't worry, the underworld is not a department that can mess around. Today, this emperor will send these judges of hell to the eighteen levels of hell one by one. They will torture them to find out the truth and give you an explanation!" Huang Feihu's face turned red, and he took the With such a book of life and death coming out, he really had no shame to speak.

"No, really no need."

Others don't know, how can Sun Wukong not know? No matter how rough the underworld game is, it is still not like a child playing house. This messy font and the same nonsense content, Sun Wukong knew at a glance that only his promiscuous master in the world could do it.

But Sun Wukong doesn't feel sorry for the King of Hell. He remembered hearing the two gangsters he beat to death say that the underworld gave them twenty days of paid annual leave, but it clearly stated that it was two months. The underworld wants to embezzle even the paid leave at the grassroots level, which shows that it is really rotten.

"But what does my master plan to do with me?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head and couldn't figure it out. Yang Gui only said that the days would bring great prosperity to the West, and asked him to join the game to create a Buddha-level Buddha statue for him, but he did not say how to do it in detail.

It is now obvious that Daluo Jinxian is still famous in the Book of Life and Death, but it has been tampered with at first glance. Not only has the Book of Life and Death been tampered with, but he has also used Taoism to block the perception of the King of Hell, making even the Tenth Palace King of Hell feel that this sentence is normal. In a word, Sun Wukong couldn't figure out what Yang Gui was going to do.

In fact, the reason is very simple. Becoming a Buddha is not in vain. It requires great merit. Moreover, Yang Gui wants to make things bigger through this Buddhist scripture study in the West. At least he can create a saint like Tathagata who does not need the purple energy to become a saint. Just like in the Dou Qi Continent, only when there are more other ways to practice without Dou Qi, can the world be revitalized and regain its vitality.

However, it is not easy to ask Empress Houtu to join in and learn from her experience. She is an authentic saint, a ten thousand-year-old housewife, who has no desires and desires, and is even less likely to be ordered and coerced by the decrees of heaven. The only way to persuade her is to clear the underworld and reincarnate.

The past reincarnations were too rough, which led to the decline of the number of yuan. There were too many omissions and too many people took advantage of them. If you want to solve these things like hunger, you need to patch Samsara with at least version 2.0.

But Houtu has already transformed into reincarnation in his body, and he has always been in the tunnel, and he no longer has the energy to reincarnate again. Yang Gui gave her a good method: drag Sun Wukong into the game, and bring the monkey head with the number of days to help you do this.

It's useless to bring Sun Wukong to the underworld alone. What the quasi-sage can't do, what's the use of a Daluo Jinxian? It must be involved in the bureau of learning, and it comes with the number of days.

Therefore, there was the idea of ​​tampering with the book of life and death, and hooking the ghost of Sun Wukong into the underworld. Of course, as for why it was changed to this way, it was indeed Yang Gui's bad taste. Hou Tu was watching from the side when the book of life and death was changed, and the old lady was very shocked.

"Okay, it's okay to tamper with my life and death book. Are the other accounts also correct?"

Sun Wukong pointed out: "According to what the two Yinzai who were killed by me said, not far from Fengdu City, there is a so-called 'Land of Paradise' and 'City of Wasted Death'. Those resentful ghosts are tormented here, and you can tell at a glance that they are all powerful men in the underworld.”

"Let's go!" Huang Feihu was still angry. He didn't know that the Book of Life and Death was tampered with by Yang Gui and Hou Tu. Therefore, although Sun Wukong said he would not pursue the matter, he could not let it go. At that time, I stepped on the five-color sacred bull and went to see what the so-called City of Wasted Death was all about.

(End of this chapter)