I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 502: The Taoist has practiced Taoism for two thousand years, and today he is finally going to beat Sanqing?
"Ah, well, my Wuzhuang Guan is in a remote mountainous wilderness, and the hut in Guan is dilapidated. There is really only one wing left, and the reception was not good enough. Please forgive me."

Immortal Zhenyuan came over with a word from the air, and immediately put the forty-eight disciples into Qiankun's sleeves. At that time, he ran away to plant greenery under the ginseng and fruit trees. No matter how much Yang Gui cursed, he pretended that he was not here.

In the world of Qiankun in the sleeves, he and his disciples laughed strangely, "Jie Jie Jie".

Just kidding, you, Yang Gui, have been wandering around the four continents for nearly two hundred years with this old woman Hou Tu. Who doesn't know about you two? Now pretend to be noble. If I really open two rooms for you, my Wuzhuang Temple will be in danger in the future. Maybe even the ginseng and fruit trees will have to be torn down by me.

"What words, what words do you call this!"

Yang Gui turned around angrily and when he saw the old lady who was a bit taller than him, he couldn't help but shrink his neck and said with a smile: "Old lady..."

"Huh?" Hou Tu glanced at Yang Gui. He was so frightened that he shrunk his neck further, "What about that, old sister, look at this Zhen Yuanzi, he is really not a human being and insulting our pure brother-sister relationship. I suggest that we beat him up and give him The roots of the ginseng tree are poking out.”

"What nonsense are you talking about? You fight against the master in a Taoist temple. Are you serious?" Hou Tu sighed, "What are our identities? Two saints, do we still need to sleep? If we don't sleep, the door will be open, facing each other. There is nothing to avoid when it comes to meditation.”

"Hey. You're right!"

Yang Gui was suddenly shocked. I remember that when his father and his mother were studying arts, they could live in the same room, and Xiao Longnu hung up a rope and fell asleep without saying anything inconvenient or unclean. How come he has become a saint now, but he subconsciously Where are you thinking about that damn thing?

Could it be that I am impure?

Yang Gui stared at Hou Tu twice, and his eyes were almost drawn away by the pair of long legs that were longer than his life.

He was so frightened that he quickly shook his head a few times and said secretly: "No, it can't be done. Yang Gui, you are so foolish. This old lady is hundreds of millions of years older than you, and the dinosaurs are not as long as her. You and her ? It’s not right, it’s absolutely wrong!”

Needless to say, as expected of the Twelve Ancestral Witches, Ms. Dinosaur is well-informed. Yang Gui sat in the hall and discussed with Ms. Dinosaur. He felt that he had gained a lot. He thought that this method should be more suitable for Sun Wukong. After finishing the Wuzhuang Temple, he would find where the monkey head is and give him some upgrade training.

Fortunately, Hou Tu can't read minds, otherwise she would have to fight Yang Gui if she knew that Yang Gui was calling her Ms. Dinosaur in her heart.

After another hundred years, Yang Gui finally helped Zhen Yuanzi to master the cuttings, grafting and genetic modification of ginseng fruit trees, which led to many earthly immortals coming to ask for ginseng fruit seedlings, which they would take back to plant by cuttings, thus establishing an industry for themselves.

With the help of Yang Gui and Hou Tu, Zhenyuan Great Immortal also deduced a way to transcend the heaven to receive the rite, without cultivating the heavenly immortal, and to use the earthly immortal to directly reach the true immortal and higher levels.

However, it is not yet known to the world, just because it is not the right time. In the future, Sun Wukong and Tang Seng will take care of it through a little conflict in the journey. Only by luck can Zhenyuan Immortal achieve Hunyuan in one fell swoop.

The search for the Three Corpses Quasi-Saint Power has come to an end for the time being. The rest, like the Golden Spirit Mother, Yunxiao, etc., although they are also three-corpse quasi-sages, because they have been on the list of gods and their lives are entrusted to them, they cannot escape and can only be bound to the world. There is no need to think about achieving Hunyuan and helping the world to advance.

As for the Antarctic Immortal, the Wudang Holy Mother, Qiong Xiao, and Bi Xiao, they are not as good as the Three Corpses Quasi-Sages, and they can't even be expected. Therefore, these people do not need Yang Gui to come forward in person, just let Tathagata go and talk to his old friends from Jie Jiao.

As for whether Tathagata would be beaten or harmed if he went to them for help, is it so easy to become a saint?
"Is it convenient for you to take me back to Huaguo Mountain? Do you want to tell your friend first?" Hou Tu looked a little embarrassed.

Although Yang Gui had also been to the core of the underworld, Yang Gui went there on official business in the name of the director of the Western Heaven Buddhist Scriptures Office, and he even beat her by pushing her back to the ground.

But this time Yang Gui invited Hou Tu to go to Huaguo Mountain with him, but he was inviting friends to his home. He also said that he would introduce her to his old friends. This made Hou Tu feel like "meeting the parents". "The weird feeling.

"Who? Who are you talking about? My parents? He, an old bastard, wants to be my parent?" When both of them arrived at the foot of Huaguo Mountain, Hou Tu told Yang Gui his worries, and Yang Gui shouted excitedly. .

"Hey, what my siblings said makes sense. Why am I not your parent anymore? An elder brother is like a father. You were still a 16-year-old naughty kid when Dao Ye debuted. It's not an exaggeration to say that I am your father. "Zhang Sanfeng's voice penetrated the layers of clouds and fog in Huaguo Mountain and reached the ears of the two people clearly.

"This?" Hou Tu was surprised. Although the two of them did not deliberately hide their whereabouts, nor did they hide their voices, they were two saints after all. Yang Gui was still an agent of heaven whose combat power far exceeded that of ordinary saints. How could they be discovered so easily and send their voices without any trace? Around you?

Then he suddenly reacted, his face turned red, and he punched Yang Gui in the face: "What younger brother and sister!"

She is not a delicate queen, she has a lot of strength and means. Do you expect ancestral witches to pinch people with their nails like little girls? Just kidding, that's right. The main idea of ​​the Wu Clan is to attack anyone who refuses to obey, and to show off their muscles if not obeyed.

Fortunately, Yang Gui had been with this old lady for hundreds of years, and he had a good understanding of her habits. He raised his hand and moved her fist to the side with a Tai Chi move.

"Don't make trouble, this old boy seems to have made a breakthrough again. Let's talk to the outside world together first, otherwise we will easily get beaten by him." Yang Gui said in a low voice.

"Old turtle, it's useless for you to lower your voice. The Taoist master has mastered Taisu, and his realm is comparable to that of Taoist ancestor Hongjun. I can beat you and capture you." Before he finished speaking, the sea of ​​clouds on the Huaguo Mountain condensed into the figure of Zhang Sanfeng.

Originally, Yang Gui thought Zhang Sanfeng was bragging. Even if you use Hongmeng Purple Qi to comprehend it, it is too plain. The state of the universe of primitive matter is full of innate opportunities, so it is not so easy to understand.

But seeing Zhang Sanfeng's methods, Yang Gui couldn't understand it anymore. Thinking that what he said was actually the truth, he couldn't help but put on a disapproving face and said, "Congratulations."

"Hahaha, old turtle, don't worry. If you bring your younger siblings back today, I'll give you face and I won't beat you up." Zhang Sanfeng was obviously very interested, "Don't tell me, Lu Ya and Lao Deng have something. If it hadn't been for him, I might have trapped hundreds of Yuanhui without being able to take this step."

That's right, after Lu Ya agreed to join Yang Gui's camp, Yang Gui thought that this old boy had gone through eighteen chaos. Although his cultivation was not strong, he was well-informed. He had seen him eighteen times since the beginning of the world. Maybe he can have some insights into the first few Taiyi, Taishi, etc. that Pangu never touched. Unexpectedly, after Lao Deng came here, he really enlightened Zhang Sanfeng.

Pangu's state can be regarded as Taishi, which is tangible and insubstantial, non-visible to the senses, and the original state of the universe before the creation of the world. But Pangu is not the only one who can describe it. Chaos creatures before the creation of the sky can all describe or understand it.

But in terms of the realm he has truly reached, even Hongjun is only the peak of Taisu. At this time, Zhang Sanfeng did not have enough magic power, but his level was high enough, and he could defeat the ordinary Hunyuan Da Luo Jinxian.

Even if Yang Gui now holds the Three Realms of Heaven, he still doesn't really dare to say whether he can beat him.

"Don't make trouble, we haven't talked about it yet." Yang Gui waved his hand, fearing that Hou Tu would make another move. It's not that she's afraid that Hou Tu will beat him, but the main reason is that this tiger bitch was born as an ancestral witch. If she doesn't accept it, she'll touch her first. If she wants to beat Zhang Sanfeng and has him pinned to the ground, he won't be able to avenge her.

"No, brother, do you want to lose face? I have heard about the deeds of the two of you traveling together arm in arm for hundreds of years. In our feudal era, it is a breach of integrity to touch one's clothes and bare sleeves. Why don't you talk about who you are waiting for?" Zhang Sanfeng As a solid ancient of Neo-Confucian ethics and ethics in the Yuan Dynasty, he particularly despised Yang Gui's behavior.

"What you said makes sense." Yang Gui thought about it carefully. After all, it was not the first time we met, it had been hundreds of years. Although Ms. Dinosaur is old, Ms. Dinosaur's legs are really long. He turned to look at Hou Tu, "Are you getting married?"

"It's okay to get married, but I think it was quite difficult when Di Jun got married. Why don't you postpone it later?" They are all old gods. They can't be ambiguous or talkative like the little boys and girls in idol dramas. Unspoken misunderstandings, blushing on the face and other evil tricks.

These two people have been alone together for hundreds of years, and no one knows who is who. What's more, Hou Tu was born as an ancestral witch, and now he is an authentic saint. Like Yang Gui, one of them speaks directly when he has something to say, and it is impossible to expect the two of them to behave in a coquettish way.

"If you delay, just delay. I'll give you a one-day wedding after I kick Teacher Hongjun out and take over as Tiandao." Yang Gui sighed in his heart, oh, it's not easy. It has been almost thousands of years, and I finally have my own wife.

When I kissed Jiang Qingqing in Jiuding World, I was still thinking that one day I would have a child of my own. Now it seems that I am not far away from realizing this goal.

"Do you have any sisters? My old brother has been single for many years. I heard that there is Xuan Ming among your twelve ancestral witches..."

It has to be Yang Gui. Even if you have a wife, you can't forget your brother. Yang Gui, who had been single for nearly two thousand years, was finally single and was thinking of arranging a wife for Zhang Sanfeng.

"The lich died during the catastrophe." Hou Tu spread her hands. She was helpless. How could she, an old housewife who had been in prison in the underworld for many eons, find a girlfriend to pair up with Zhang Sanfeng?

What's more, there are not many powerful women in the world. As far as Hou Tu knows, apart from Xi He at that time, the Queen Mother now, and the dead Xuan Ming, she and Nuwa are the only ones left. Zhang Sanfeng cannot be allowed to go there alone. Are you going to fall in love with Nuwa?
"Get out of here." When it comes to envy, Zhang Sanfeng is really a little envious, but just to envy him, he just goes to find a random woman. This is not Zhang Sanfeng's character. "Why are you here? Get out of here if you have nothing to do. I'm still waiting." Let’s talk about it with that old guy Lu Ya.”

"I say fellow Taoist Sanfeng, you have no conscience."

At this time, Lu Ya also appeared next to Zhang Sanfeng with an aggrieved look on his face, "I've been telling you to listen these days. Without me, how would you have known the specific details of the Five Innate Empresses? When discussing Taoism, I called them fellow Taoists. Now, Isn’t it appropriate to call him Lao Deng?”

"Hey, I asked this old turtle to bring it to me. It's all his fault. It can't be like this, fellow Taoist Lu Ya, I'll beat him up for you and it will be considered an apology." Zhang Sanfeng raised his fist and looked at Yang Gui's eyes. Eager to try.

"Goodbye. If you two fight, you will have to tear apart the ancestral lineage of the Ten Continents. In the future, the monkey head will be gone when you return home. How sad." Hou Tu said next to him.

"Since my brothers and sisters have said so..." Zhang Sanfeng smacked his mouth twice and lowered his fist with regret.

Yang Gui suddenly realized the benefits of having a wife. If you had said this, I would have married you earlier! You hit me and my wife persuades you to hit me. I'm going to hit you. My wife and I are playing doubles together. Isn't this a happy life?
Alas, what a pity.

Yang Gui shook his head and sighed, then said: "Just in time, since you have broken through, come with me to the chaos of the outer world and beat up a few saints for fun."

"Beat them all?"

"That's not necessary. The Second Sage of the West is one of the biggest beneficiaries. We have already reached an agreement with Jie Yin. We can just stop by to visit them after the fight. The main thing is Sanqing."

Yang Gui clasped his hands and counted: "Well, let's leave Nuwa to Hou Tu. It's not appropriate for us to start a fight with an old woman, especially for us two human beings, who are the ancestors of human beings. That would be outrageous."

"Why are you saying that you are going to fight the saints..." Hou Tu was a little confused. In the core of the underworld, Yang Gui said that he wanted to arrange for her to fight other saints. She was sweating after hearing this, but she thought he was talking. Damn, who would have thought that this guy would really come back to his lair and want to go to heaven and fuck a saint.

However, he had just made a mistake and committed himself to becoming a thief. He had already made an engagement with this old man. It was definitely too late to run away, so he could only try to persuade him again. "Husband, please think about it again... I have just planned to marry you, and I can't stand it if you come to me alone."

"Hey, no, I can fight those three pieces of material myself. It's mainly because it's not easy to convince them, but if you want them to die, it's easy." This is not Yang Gui's bragging, he can now control the way of heaven, It was just a thought to induce those three people to take the poison pill in their stomachs.

But it's not easy to get those three to cooperate. It may be okay to be a moral saint. After all, Taishang Laojun is an official in heaven, so it is not a big problem to help him in a limited way. However, Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Cult Leader, especially Tongtian Cult Leader, would not convince him, and it would be difficult for him to cooperate.

Yang Gui didn't have this ability, let alone Yang Gui and Hongjun. Otherwise, he wouldn't have deceived the three of them into taking the poison pill and then threatened their lives.

But Zhang Sanfeng, who has now understood Taisu and is about to begin to understand Taishi, can do it. That is a level above Hongjun and Pangu, which can allow the leader of Tongtian to see the way forward.

"So, Master Tao, I have practiced Taoism for two thousand years, and today I am finally going to do the Three Purities?" Zhang Sanfeng's eyes lit up.

(End of this chapter)