I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 529: The earth creates man
"You? Burn the watch to play the Jade Emperor? Huh?"

Ji Zang looked at Yang Gui with a crazy look. You two are great saints, and one of you is still acting as an agent of heaven. Why do you still need to ask the Jade Emperor for instructions?
"Of course, hey, look why you are laughing. I found that although you people have justice in their hearts, they still don't understand procedural justice when dealing with specific matters. They always think that those with high status and senior officials can directly It’s not good to overpower the junior decision-maker.”

Yang Gui originally said this with a hint of self-mockery. After seeing Ksitigarbha's reaction, he realized that at this time, the four major continents and even the entire Three Realms were in a feudal ancient world background, and he did not understand the proper procedures at all. importance.

In Yang Gui's view, violating procedures is the worst consequence, whether it is a corrupt official or the Qingtian Master. Even Mr. Qingtian often has imperial permission, and their damage to the process is greater than the corrupt officials who need to be covered up on the surface.

Master Qingtian can only solve things one or even one person at a time, but if the procedure is broken, millions or even billions of people may be changed.

Yang Gui said earnestly and seductively: "Whether it's me or Teacher Hongjun, we are all the way of heaven and the body of heaven's rules, and the highest executor and highest interpreter of heaven's rules is the Jade Emperor. Now is not the early days of the prehistoric times. Now, how does the way of heaven act on its own, and where does it place all the beings in the world?”

"Okay, whatever you say is what it is." Ksitigarbha doesn't want to understand it at all. After all, he is a creature of countless Yuanhui. He has a mentality of worshiping authority that has been formed for hundreds of millions of years. It is not Yang Guiyiliang at all. The sentence can be dispelled.

It can be said that Ksitigarbha now agrees with Yang Gui's words because of Yang Gui's high status. If it were a heavenly soldier, heavenly general, bhikkhu Jialan, or even a mortal cultivator who had not yet become an immortal, or even a mortal believer who said this to him, then even Ksitigarbha Buddha, who was always known for his efficaciousness and approachability, would completely I won't pay attention.

He even said, this is already good. If I were to change that bad-tempered one, would you dare to teach me how to do things? Then even if you already have a way to die, if you kill him on the spot, no one will say anything.

This is the horror of feudal royal power, and this is also the dilemma that Yang Gui wants to bring the Three Realms out of. If this continues, there will never be any more viable innovations.

"Forget it, you... let's do this. I will burn the table for you first, and then you will represent the underworld to play the Jade Emperor." Yang Gui glanced at Ksitigarbha and said.

"Why do you still have my business?" In addition to Yang Gui's notorious humanity, there is also Hou Tu, the God of the Earth. Who wants to work with his immediate boss? "Can't you go to the King of Hell? King Yama of the Fifth Hades Palace has the final say in the underworld now."

Since the thorough investigation in the underworld, King Qin Guang was directly removed from the position of King of Hell. Now he is still working hard to accumulate merit every day, hoping to return to the position of King of Hell. The Ten Palaces of Hell became the Nine Palaces of Hell, and among them, Yama, who was more fair and just and was appreciated by the queen, became the top leader of the underworld.

"There is no way. This is a special process for Buddhist scriptures in the West. We go directly to the reincarnation passage. As the creator of the new reincarnation and half the controller of the new reincarnation, who are we looking for if not you?"

Yang Gui didn't give Ksitigarbha a chance to explain, and directly threw out a stack of yellow paper. Flames appeared out of thin air, igniting the yellow paper and turning it into a cloud of ash. Immediately, Ksitigarbha felt his palms warm slightly, and then a stack of yellow paper with written requests for petitions appeared in his hands.

"彳亍口巴." In fact, Ksitigarbha also has a way to counterattack. If you follow the process, then I will block your process and say that the qualification materials you prepared are not complete, and let you go back to find them again. Then I will wait for you from fourteen to twenty. Eight heavenly courts will give you an answer within eight natural days.

If you want to delay the process in the three realms of gods and demons, it is ten thousand times easier than in the mortal world. After all, there is the strange buff of one day in the sky and one year on the earth. It's not my business to say this, and the detailed information will lead you to find these unpopular gods. There are not many temples of them in the world, let alone that they will respond to the incense.

After struggling for hundreds of years, if the Jade Emperor refuses to approve the last sentence, it will be called a return without success.

But if Ksitigarbha countered Yang Gui, then Yang Gui would have to counter Ksitigarbha. He would be beaten to the point where he would not be able to get out of bed for three to five hundred years. After that, he would have to drag his injured body and continue to deal with Yang Gui. The process, at that time it was Yang Gui who dragged him through the process.

So, in the three realms of gods and demons, strength is the guarantee of everything.

Ksitigarbha also flipped his hand, flames ignited, and burned the memorial table in front of the Dragon Bookcase in the Lingxiao Palace. The poor Jade Emperor was awakened again. The last time he descended to the Liusha River was just a few days ago. , is this another trip to earth?
From this perspective, it seems understandable that the Jade Emperor is sometimes impatient with mortals on the ground.

"Damn it, if I can take charge of the law of heaven one day, the first thing I should do is to abolish the rule of two arms with different flow speeds in time!" Haotian, who came down to earth, looked like he had just come down from the court and had not even put on his dragon robe properly. , had just taken off half of his clothes, and was standing next to Yang Gui and Ji Zang, cursing.

"Well, what you said makes sense." Yang Gui felt that Haotian's words inspired him. Back then, when a sky curtain was set up to separate the world from the immortal world and set the time flow rate of a day in the sky and a year on the earth, it was still the time of the Great War.

At that time, the heaven was first established and the mortal world was in chaos. Due to this special historical period, this rule was created. Now the four continents are peaceful and the world is stable. I am about to establish a monster protection zone. It can be said that immortals and mortals live in harmony. , this old-fashioned rule can also be abolished.

Otherwise, the gods will be tired in heaven and the people on earth will be miserable. From the perspective of heaven, the incident in Fengxian County was just three days without rain. Can it still be called punishment? Let's talk about rainfall. The rainfall in the entire four major continents is caused by the gods of the Thunder Department, the Wind Department, and the Dragon King. It is equivalent to twenty-four hours a day, which is not enough.

When it comes to scolding, Leibu Fengbu should be the first to curse.

"Good idea." Yang Gui nodded and said to Haotian: "Junior brother, when you become a saint later, I will recommend you to be the next Heavenly Dao."

"Ah, this..." Haotian was a little numb. The first was that he couldn't tell whether Yang Gui's words were sincere or sarcastic. The second was that he had been the Emperor of Heaven for so many years and was just feeling cowardly. But he heard that Tian Dao can't even have too many thoughts of his own. He must follow the certain rules of Tian Tiao. He is more like a puppet than the Jade Emperor. He has a little more than enough.

"Okay, you haven't reached that time yet, hurry up and approve it for me, and I will take this kid away." Yang Gui pointed to the watch in the Jade Emperor's hand.

The Jade Emperor sighed, I have to come down to earth to do all the big and small things, so what is the difference between me and those social beasts from the Lei Department and the Feng Department? But there was no way. This was not something he could approve if someone submitted it. He had to check whether the person who applied to become an immortal without reincarnation had the qualifications.

Of course the Jade Emperor could find someone in heaven to investigate, but for the same reason, it takes one day in the sky and one year on the ground, and the gods in the sky are used to being free and unorganized. Even if the Jade Emperor signs it as urgent, it will take at least several days.

The Jade Emperor dared to make others wait. Did he dare to make the two saints Yang Gui and Hou Tu wait for several years?
He could only go down to earth to confirm it in person.

"Such a heavy merit?" Haotian opened his Heavenly Emperor's Dharma Eyes and saw that the little monk Hua Yan was wearing a black and yellow merit aura that was heavier than most of the gods in heaven.

"Nonsense, follow me all the way to perfect and test the scripture-finding path. This merit will be amazing. It will be at least one-fifth of the complete scripture-finding merit. Then along the way, kill demons and eliminate demons, establish temporary order, protect mortals, and bless peace. This is also It is worth a lot of merit, plus the merits of saving people and doing good deeds when he became a monk, these are not much." Yang Gui waved his hand and said, "It must be enough to avoid reincarnation and become an immortal on the spot."

"Okay, that's it." Haotian took out his ink pen and flicked it. Hua Yan instantly felt that his soul and body had become much more solid, and he no longer had the heavy feeling of stealing.

"Monk Huayan of Dayu, in memory of his meritorious deeds in seeking enlightenment, slaying demons, establishing order, and protecting all living beings, is specially granted the privilege of not being reincarnated and becoming an immortal in place."

After Haotian announced the decree to himself, he disappeared in a flash of light. Working for even one second after get off work would be disrespectful to his position as a god. I still have to work overtime to become an immortal, so how can I cultivate and become an immortal?

Reasonable.

Seeing the Jade Emperor running away, Ksitigarbha also hurried away. Who wants to be around a psychopath?

Unless someone has to stay with a psychopath, like Hua Yan, who is still a piao. "Little monk, are you willing to accept me as your teacher and continue practicing?" Yang Gui looked at Hua Yan and asked.

"Thank you for your favor, little monk!" Huayan is not stupid, of course he is willing to do such a good thing that cannot be obtained even if he asks for it. Just as he was about to kneel down and kowtow, Yang Gui stopped him.

He never likes others to kneel down and kowtow. If others kneel voluntarily, sometimes he will not stop them by force. But since he has joined his sect, of course he must explain the sect rules clearly to him first.

"There is no need to kowtow. I am the way of heaven, and I follow the law as I say. If you say you are my disciple, you are the one. The form does not need to be so important. I have no great aspirations. I only hope that in the future, everyone will be equal in the world, and life, Dignity is guaranteed.”

"Amitabha, Master, I am actually the living Buddha... uh... this... Buddha is actually your current teacher." Huayan came all the way, and it was not that he didn't know the concept of a saint, and he also knew the concept of the way of heaven. To say that Yang Gui is the living Buddha is a bit insulting.

So Hua Yan quickly changed his tune and sincerely praised his old mentor. Then he said: "Speaking of Buddha, you said that in my previous life, I was the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha. I jumped out of the Buddha's house to pay homage to you. Doesn't this mean that I am on an equal footing with the Buddha?"

"Look at you, the child has been with you for a long time. He has learned nothing else and has learned to be a thief." Hou Tu rolled his eyes at Yang Gui angrily, "Theoretically, this is true, but Tathagata took advantage of this time Western Tianshu is also a definite candidate for becoming a saint, so I advise you not to jump too far.”

"I understand, I understand, this is what Master's Wife taught me." Hua Yan clasped his hands and bowed, showing great respect.

"You will create a physical body for him first?" Yang Gui looked at Hou Tu.

"Why should I create it? I don't." Boss Houtu was not happy. It was Nuwa's job to create humans, which was the basis for becoming a saint. Although the two women became best friends, the relationship between the women before was very strange. She also imitates what her best friend does.

"Then what should I do? I can't create it. I am the Dao of Heaven. If I create a body for him, it is not as simple as an innate Dao body. Firstly, it violates the rules of heaven and is not fair. Secondly, his mortal soul cannot control such a powerful body. The physical body is simply annihilated by consciousness.”

Yang Gui scratched his head and said, "Why don't we find Senior Sister Nuwa? She is my human ancestor and is very familiar with this matter. We are both human beings, so it makes sense to ask her to help."

"no!"

If you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it. But if you don't want to do it, go find Nuwa? Others think they can’t do it. With a dark face, Hou Tu stretched out his hand, created a piece of breath soil, randomly made a human shape, threw it to the ground, and slapped Hua Yan's soul into it with his backhand.

Then he looked at Yang Gui angrily, why don't he just make a human out of clay, as if he can't do it!
In exchange, Yang Gui looked distressed and said, "Oh, what are you doing? I asked you to make a body for him. You can make whatever wine you want. Look, Nezha is made of lotus root. You can use it for him." What are you doing, you prodigal old woman?"

There are so many precious soils that can grow infinitely. If Houtu was not the god of the earth, even a saint would not be able to come up with this kind of treasure. If you don’t believe me, ask the two sages of the West if they have any soil.

"Uh..." Hou Tu was stunned for a moment, seeming to realize his mistake, and then he put his hands on his hips and roared: "Yang Gui, I'm giving you face, right! I am the God of the Earth, I can use this soil however I like. !”

Looking at Yang Gui who was shrinking into a ball, Hou Tu nodded with satisfaction. This is right. This is the correct way for ladies. Making trouble unreasonably and knocking people down is the innate skill of ladies. Even ancestral witches have it.

"Hey, disrespectful of Heaven, just wait, I'll give you two rounds of Purple Sky Divine Thunder." Yang Guiwu refused to accept it, and even squatted on the ground and whispered. "I don't respect Tiandao, and you don't respect Mrs. Tiandao. Who told you to yell at me?" Hou Tu kicked him to the ground and yelled angrily.

"Why am I yelling at you? You are such an idiot. Do you think you are...?"

"Who told you about Xi soil's problem?" Hou Tu mastered the talent skills very quickly, and now he is becoming more and more proficient. "What I'm talking about now is your attitude problem!"

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Yang Gui's face was filled with questions. Good guy, is this the fighting power of a woman? No wonder those powerful men were frightened when they mentioned Nuwa. The female saint was really untouchable. Suddenly another question came to mind, "Wait a minute, have you flattered him?"

"Insanity, making a human is not a handicraft. Do you understand that the shape comes from the heart? I made a human shape. If the soul thinks it is a man, it will have male sexual characteristics, and if it thinks it is a woman, it will have a female administration."

Hou Tu said angrily: "As for their Buddhism, Guanyin was a man before, isn't she a beautiful woman now?"

(End of this chapter)